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TimeKiller
09-20-2009, 06:08 PM
What's the deal with the contacts? That is some serious limp-wristed bull honky. Like you scare anybody on the field. Just a way to get some air time. Good luck being half the player you were next to Fat Albert. I like how he came up and punched Matt Schaub in the back of the helmet after a play had been whistled dead. Classy move. Try to not bust a vein in your eye thinking about this loss...

Blake
09-20-2009, 06:24 PM
Lol. Yeah the guy is a shadow of himself the last few years with Haynesworth.

Silver Oak
09-20-2009, 06:35 PM
I think Winston was about to crawl in his azz during one fight.

speaking of Winston, here's his postgame tweet:

Wow!! What a game. Can't formulate a good thought so I leave at this... It feels good to get a W

http://twitter-athletes.com/index.cfm?AthleteID=1261

chicagotexan2
09-20-2009, 07:24 PM
I the KVB was going to his night job after the game at the local haunted house. Calm down Kyle, you are no more scary than Marylin Manson.

barrett
09-20-2009, 07:32 PM
"Pink Eye"

thunderkyss
09-20-2009, 07:33 PM
Lol. Yeah the guy is a shadow of himself the last few years with Haynesworth.

Dude was hurt last year.

He had a good game last week, & to tell you the truth, I was scared.

But Duane Brown, who I don't usually give props to, played well. Could be better..... but he played well.

You can see him getting better every game. Well, it's only been two games, but you know what I mean.

I've got a feeling the rest of the league is going to recognize what a good job he's doing before the season is over.

WWJD
09-20-2009, 10:15 PM
Maybe Kyle is auditioning for Vince and the WWE.

I bet Kane would like to borrow those contacts.

Bulluck53
09-20-2009, 10:33 PM
In baseball, batters wear them (or used to) because they could pick up the spin of the pitch better. I think the reasoning is somehting along those lines, not sure though.

pbat488
09-21-2009, 12:18 AM
It was the NFL's newest answer to glare - amber contact lenses that are more effective than a tinted visor or old-fashioned eye black.

From here.. (http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2006/12/09/kyle-vanden-bosch-is-the-devil/)

Blazing Arrow
09-21-2009, 12:25 AM
I would love for you to have the balls to say that to his face ...

Carr Bombed
09-21-2009, 01:03 AM
I would love for you to have the balls to say that to his face ...

Why not.....what's he going to do?

GuerillaBlack
09-21-2009, 01:10 AM
lol, Eric Winston had that ass.

DexmanC
09-21-2009, 03:45 AM
From here.. (http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2006/12/09/kyle-vanden-bosch-is-the-devil/)

LOL Zach Wiegert. Dang the Pre-Kubiak years were DARK, and the level
of talent was SCARCE!

TimeKiller
09-21-2009, 09:00 AM
I would love for you to have the balls to say that to his face ...

I would love to have the chance. What is he going to do, fight me? Or wait until I turn around to punch me in the back of the head?

Or wait until I turn around so he can use his x-ray laser vision to look directly up my bunghole?

Oh it helps with the glare does it? Maybe. Maybe some sunlight would help his pasty ass out.

Silver Oak
09-21-2009, 09:04 AM
in a fight...Eric Winston > KVB.

4Texans
09-21-2009, 09:05 AM
I think Winston was about to crawl in his azz during one fight.

speaking of Winston, here's his postgame tweet:

Wow!! What a game. Can't formulate a good thought so I leave at this... It feels good to get a W

http://twitter-athletes.com/index.cfm?AthleteID=1261

I'm looking forward to Winston's radio show on Tuesday.

BigBull17
09-21-2009, 09:07 AM
I would love to have the chance. What is he going to do, fight me? Or wait until I turn around to punch me in the back of the head?

Or wait until I turn around so he can use his x-ray laser vision to look directly up my bunghole?

Oh it helps with the glare does it? Maybe. Maybe some sunlight would help his pasty ass out.

Cause DE's have to worry about fielding kicks/passes...? He's doing it to be scary. Which he's not.

CTWade
09-21-2009, 09:15 AM
I would love for you to have the balls to say that to his face ...

What, like Eric Winston did?

WWJD
09-21-2009, 09:17 AM
I would love for you to have the balls to say that to his face ...

I don't think he'd hit a woman..even you have to admit that dude is one freaky looking humanoid.

The guy from TT gets my vote for weirdest player though.

drewmar74
09-21-2009, 09:42 AM
lol, Eric Winston had that ass.

Winston backing off the field yelling at KVB "You and me right now. Let's go!"

You could read his lips clear as a bell.....

Shaft75
09-21-2009, 09:48 AM
I would love for you to have the balls to say that to his face ...

Same thing I offered you awhile ago and your weak ass never took me up on it. Btw, kvb looked like a little ***** yesterday. You can tell him I said that.

GP
09-21-2009, 09:50 AM
This guy is THE guy that I dislike the most.

I wouldn't want him on my team, either.

Classless.

MeLoveTexans
09-21-2009, 09:55 AM
I would love to have his balls in my face ...

fixed it for ya!

JK

Mr. White
09-21-2009, 10:24 AM
The red contacts don't bother me much.

Love him or hate him, I'm sure that the contacts give him a mental edge.

Mr. White
09-21-2009, 10:37 AM
Anyone else catch this yesterday? I'm a little fuzzy...

I think it was on a fumble recovery after the jawing with Winston and I think after the sideline brawl.

KVB got knocked down onto his back in the back of the pile and then reached up to Winston for some help up.

Winston just looked at him.

GuerillaBlack
09-21-2009, 10:42 AM
Anyone else catch this yesterday? I'm a little fuzzy...

I think it was on a fumble recovery after the jawing with Winston and I think after the sideline brawl.

KVB got knocked down onto his back in the back of the pile and then reached up to Winston for some help up.

Winston just looked at him.

We easily have the most badass lineman in the league. Love me some Winston.

Blake
09-21-2009, 10:54 AM
fixed it for ya!

JK

Rep!

False Start
09-21-2009, 11:06 AM
I hear hes going with pink contacts after getting treated like a little girl yesterday.

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/pink_bosch_1.jpg

Hardcore Texan
09-21-2009, 11:23 AM
Winston backing off the field yelling at KVB "You and me right now. Let's go!"

You could read his lips clear as a bell.....

Yep, I saw that too. Vanden Douche would not have stood a chance.

HOU-TEX
09-21-2009, 12:35 PM
fixed it for ya!

JK

:spit: That sounds more like Flaming Anus

Brando
09-21-2009, 12:45 PM
I would love for you to have the balls to say that to his face ...

Lame.

76Texan
09-21-2009, 12:54 PM
I hear hes going with pink contacts after getting treated like a little girl yesterday.

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/pink_bosch_1.jpg

:spit:

TimeKiller
09-21-2009, 01:42 PM
The red contacts don't bother me much.

Love him or hate him, I'm sure that the contacts give him a mental edge.

They bother the snot out of me. He's doing it for airtime because his play doesn't warrant it...

My guess is if I told him the red contacts made him look gay, he'd probably just say "aight". If he was gonna start a fight with me he'd start to get that Houston based Texans don't back down. Though I'm sure he's beginning to get that message anyway BURRRRRRRRRN

Double Barrel
09-21-2009, 03:14 PM
I would love for you to have the balls to say that to his face ...

Like you would repeat any of the trash you've spewed about any given Texans player to their faces. :rolleyes:

That's weak sauce. That loss must have left you empty, cuz you've got nothing today.

Mr teX
09-21-2009, 04:45 PM
He's been using the red contacts for years i believe, not sure what the big deal is on this board about that...

TimeKiller
09-21-2009, 06:21 PM
He's been using the red contacts for years i believe, not sure what the big deal is on this board about that...

I know it has nothing to do with the rivalry between the teams for me. It has everything to do with him looking stupid, getting airtime for it and then being about the worst facet of his defense all day. His game left when the Big Fat Nasty walked out. Okoye may as well put some lenses on. Yes, I would repeat this to his face. The only thing stopping KVB from knowing my opinion right now is he probably doesn't surf this forum. Or that he can't read because he plays for Tennessee hyyuuuck. Or that if I type in red he won't be able to see it MWAAHAHAHAHAA or it would totally scare him to see something that isn't naturally red BE RED!!! WAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! LOOK AT HOW ANGRY AND FIERCE I CAN BE!!!! GRRRRRRRRROOWWWLLLLLL!!!!!!!

oops i lost it. Kind of like KVB did yesterday
BURRRRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!