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mussop
09-15-2009, 02:43 PM
I was listening to sports radio (dont remember what statiion) and they were saying the sign over the dressing room door says "Under Construction". I dont know if they were serious or not but it got me thinking. What would be a good motavating phrase to put up there this week after that humiliating performance we just witnessed.


Here are a couple of my ideas,

Are you soft?

You just got punched in the mouth! Are you going to fight back or tuck youre tail?

This room reserved for finesse players.

You should be ashamed!!!!!!!


Now show me yours! :whip:

Runner
09-15-2009, 02:46 PM
The season started.

Porky
09-15-2009, 02:49 PM
Don't squeeze the charmin? :thinking:

badboy
09-15-2009, 02:50 PM
Remote controlled scissors have been sewn in to all jock straps.

TexansFanatic
09-15-2009, 02:50 PM
Stop sucking!

Vinny
09-15-2009, 02:50 PM
If you write on your shoes the fans will cry

gtexan02
09-15-2009, 02:52 PM
"Playoffs next year"

"A must play-well game"

"This ones on him"

Wolf6151
09-15-2009, 02:55 PM
"Step Up and Be a Man"

"Are you a football player or guy that just collects paychecks"

Khari
09-15-2009, 02:56 PM
u suck at winning

m5kwatts
09-15-2009, 02:57 PM
Do your job

badboy
09-15-2009, 02:57 PM
"Step Up and Be a Man"

"Are you a football player or guy that just collects paychecks"Aw, come on! No football player is going to say he is after the money.

Kaiser Toro
09-15-2009, 02:59 PM
Got Heart?

Two go in, one comes out

Double Barrel
09-15-2009, 02:59 PM
"You suck until proven otherwise"

Kaiser Toro
09-15-2009, 03:07 PM
All your base are belong to us

HoustonFrog
09-15-2009, 03:10 PM
"8-8 is a Winner Here"

--Dedicated to Runner

JDizzle
09-15-2009, 03:18 PM
Do you like fishsticks?

Khari
09-15-2009, 03:19 PM
ohway ooklay away utterflybay

CTWade
09-15-2009, 03:23 PM
"At least we're not the Lions."

Mr teX
09-15-2009, 03:34 PM
"win, or don't come home.."


"battle pink jerseys today fellas.."

"men do what they want, boys do what they can. which are you?"

eriadoc
09-15-2009, 03:35 PM
To paraphrase Forrest Gump's mama ....

Soft is as soft does.

NitroGSXR
09-15-2009, 03:38 PM
Tmw's cut day. I got a job to save. --Kubiak

Texan_Bill
09-15-2009, 03:39 PM
"Mediocre lives here"


Cast Calls for Tampax Auditions - Entrance

Carr Bombed
09-15-2009, 03:40 PM
You suck.

Old School
09-15-2009, 03:44 PM
YOU SUCK!!!
Check to make sure you still have a pair and go punch someone in the mouth.!!!

Jackie Chiles
09-15-2009, 03:50 PM
"Get your stuff and get out, locker room is off limits until further notice."

They can change at home and shower at home.

Corrosion
09-15-2009, 03:57 PM
You dropped the soap .... are you gonna pick it up or make the Titans pick it up.









(we might need to break out the soap avatars again soon)

Norg
09-15-2009, 03:57 PM
Play good or get FIRED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gwallaia
09-15-2009, 03:58 PM
The Fans Deserve Better

hookinreds
09-15-2009, 04:03 PM
FAILURE - When your best just isn't good enough.

Mr teX
09-15-2009, 04:06 PM
I wouldn't say anything, i'd just tape this pic up on the side of everyone's helmet...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XimOh2AYlL8/SV1YwOryITI/AAAAAAAACtE/OQ2IjtPruAA/s320/Bears.gif

Kaiser Toro
09-15-2009, 04:10 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-remove-notice-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

Mr teX
09-15-2009, 04:10 PM
Anybody hear that loud sucking noise?

Buffi2
09-15-2009, 04:19 PM
New Fine Schedule

1 Missed Tackle - $50,000.00
1 Missed Assignment - $50,000.00
1 Missed Block - $50,000.00
1 Poor Play Call - $100,000.00
Message on shoes - $500,000.00

2 fines = Placed on Bench for remainder of game
4 fines = Pack your bags.

Mr teX
09-15-2009, 04:21 PM
New Fine Schedule

1 Missed Tackle - $50,000.00
1 Missed Assignment - $50,000.00
1 Missed Block - $50,000.00
1 Poor Play Call - $100,000.00
Message on shoes - $500,000.00

2 fines = Placed on Bench for remainder of game
4 fines = Pack your bags.

You forgot dropped pass - $50,000

At any rate we'd have no team to field by week 4.

TheRealJoker
09-15-2009, 04:23 PM
Why talk playoffs when you've yet to have a winning season? SHOW everyone you're a playoff team instead of just saying you are.

And/Or

Just win baby.

michaelm
09-15-2009, 04:26 PM
Reminder:
The NFL is NOT like your kids' league.
Everyone who competes
DOES NOT get a trophy
at the end of the season!

Wolf
09-15-2009, 04:27 PM
Basic losing is over

Thorn
09-15-2009, 04:29 PM
Reminder: You play professional sports in Houston now, winning is out of the question. Now go get everyone excited and then lose. It's our tradition.

FILO_girl
09-15-2009, 04:31 PM
"You want to be responsible for 70,000+ PO'd people asking why they paid for this?"
:pirate:
Mutiny is a'coming in the fanbase if things don't get turned around ASAP PDQ. We pay Bob, who pays them and if we quit paying Bob...well, you know...:bat:
Its a tough economy, we demand a good product for what we pay for...if the product is inferior...

Wolf
09-15-2009, 04:32 PM
As the Turk stands at the door directing traffic

http://franchisessentials.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/winners-and-losers1.jpg

Kaiser Toro
09-15-2009, 04:33 PM
http://msp73.photobucket.com/albums/i201/aykis16/playoffs.jpg

The Patron Saint of the Houston Texans, St. Disappointus

Hardcore Texan
09-15-2009, 04:36 PM
Welcome to LP Field?

Double Barrel
09-15-2009, 04:41 PM
Reminder: You play professional sports in Houston now, winning is out of the question. Now go get everyone excited and then lose. It's our tradition.

How long do you have to keep that avatar? It keeps throwing me off that a Jets fan is still posting here! lol! :pop:

76Texan
09-15-2009, 04:43 PM
UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE

Take a Number!

Thorn
09-15-2009, 04:43 PM
How long do you have to keep that avatar? It keeps throwing me off that a Jets fan is still posting here! lol! :pop:


One week. I'll never do this kind of bet again. LOL

Honoring Earl 34
09-15-2009, 04:45 PM
http://houselist.bowerypresents.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/grow_a_pair_trans5.png

JB
09-15-2009, 04:47 PM
Be A Player or Be Played

Wolf
09-15-2009, 04:50 PM
I guess

"Winners never quit, and Quitters never win"
(not saying the Texans quit on sunday, they just didn't show up)

Wolf
09-15-2009, 04:51 PM
http://www.joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/PIX/FR/brass_balls.jpg


GROW A PAIR

(missed Earls 1st one , sorry)

mussop
09-15-2009, 04:53 PM
Someone needs to call in and to the next available radio show interview with one of our players and tell them some of these. Best thread I ever started.:bender:

False Start
09-15-2009, 04:53 PM
"We're trading for VY, if you lose."

Goldensilence
09-15-2009, 04:57 PM
You shame the name Texan.

Texan_Bill
09-15-2009, 05:00 PM
On the less humorous side:

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
~Vince Lombardi

Wolf
09-15-2009, 05:03 PM
I wonder if this is Kubiaks

"If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes real good, you did it. Thatís all it takes to get people to win football games."Bear Bryant



instead of "It is on me"
:thinking:

JDizzle
09-15-2009, 05:08 PM
KEEP CHOPPIN' WOOD

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_258/1208102789f5iX2w.jpg

TimeKiller
09-15-2009, 05:14 PM
I nominate JDizzle for funniest signature ever.


Anyway...mine would be simply:

"SMELL THAT?!?"

SheTexan
09-15-2009, 05:17 PM
On the less humorous side:

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
~Vince Lombardi


Send that to um Bill!! Perfect!

Wolf6151
09-15-2009, 05:36 PM
Play good or get FIRED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


First off this thread makes the implication that football players can read. That's a stretch of the imagination.

I like this one best, short and to the point.

ObsiWan
09-15-2009, 05:45 PM
How about...

No one gets paid unless you win.

Texan_Bill
09-15-2009, 05:47 PM
In response to Dunta's shoes, this should be displayed:


"Show me, Dunta!"

Porky
09-15-2009, 05:53 PM
Quitters never win and winners never quit. So who wants to go get Dairy Queen?

Wolf
09-15-2009, 05:54 PM
In response to Dunta's shoes, this should be displayed:


"Show me, Dunta!"

http://sites.google.com/site/theseahorseatsandbridge/_/rsrc/1239628257462/Home/gieco_money.jpg

TheIronDuke
09-15-2009, 06:09 PM
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.




Might be a little long so make sure the sign is huge and the writing is small.

Wolf
09-15-2009, 06:14 PM
corny but I have had a lot of caffeine

remember Reliant

http://images.chron.com/blogs/fanblogtexans/Reliant-Stadium_endzonelg.jpg

Malloy
09-15-2009, 06:47 PM
'Enter at no risk!
-
Kubes got your back!'

axman40
09-15-2009, 06:49 PM
We are off to see the Wizard!
Cause our team needs heart, courage and brains!
:logo::fans:

GP
09-15-2009, 06:49 PM
This is the sign that I would hang up for 'em:

http://thehostess.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/simmonsrp44ks.jpg

Fred
09-15-2009, 07:22 PM
This is the sign that I would hang up for 'em:

http://thehostess.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/simmonsrp44ks.jpg

Thanks for making me puke all over my computer.

I'll go with:

"Make sure your bra straps aren't showing."

TexansFanatic
09-15-2009, 07:23 PM
Outstanding, GP. :spit:

PhilpW
09-15-2009, 07:37 PM
"In this league....blah, blah, blah." Who gives a $hit!

Runner
09-15-2009, 07:38 PM
Display Some Adaptability

- Bobby Shaftoe

Wolf
09-15-2009, 07:48 PM
I believe it is from "point break"

"Fear makes you hesitate. But hesitation makes your worst fears come true"

OzzO
09-15-2009, 08:05 PM
http://www.portfolioroberts.com/gfx/RedCross_PosterWuss1_thumb.jpg

HTown2ATX
09-15-2009, 08:32 PM
OMFG the richard simmons post was cracking me up.....jeez.

I go with:

"Only large size jock straps allowed, all others report to the Turk and bring your playbook."

Joe Texan
09-15-2009, 08:57 PM
This is the sign that I would hang up for 'em:

http://thehostess.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/simmonsrp44ks.jpg

That is awesome and it fits Hang it up already

eriadoc
09-15-2009, 09:37 PM
http://site.despair.com/images/dpage/defeat.jpg

http://site.despair.com/images/dpage/success03.jpg

http://site.despair.com/images/dpage/teamwork.jpg

http://site.despair.com/images/dpage/whining03.jpg

Heath Shuler
09-15-2009, 10:27 PM
Don't be a


http://buttercuppunch.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/uterus.jpg

Texaninlild
09-15-2009, 10:38 PM
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/Texaninlild/BendOver.jpg

FirstTexansFan
09-16-2009, 08:01 AM
"It may have been one giant step for man, but it's a leap you wimps will never make" :)

HOU-TEX
09-16-2009, 10:08 AM
"No Purses Allowed on Field"

"Feminine Products Must be Removed from Persons Before Entering Field"

Dread-Head
09-16-2009, 10:10 AM
In all caps.
"Welcome to Camp Snap-a-Neck.
We hope our counselors enjoy your stay."

Mr. White
09-16-2009, 10:11 AM
"Play like a football player today."

NitroGSXR
09-16-2009, 11:17 AM
Earn it before socialism arrives.

ObsiWan
09-16-2009, 11:38 AM
We are off to see the Wizard!
Cause our team needs heart, courage and brains!
:logo::fans:

Not bad.
:)

ObsiWan
09-16-2009, 11:43 AM
Overcome
Your Coaching

Play to Win!

ESAD2-14
09-16-2009, 11:58 AM
"Deeds, not words"

Beer and Metal
09-16-2009, 12:06 PM
Dunta's Inferno
Abandon All Contract Hope
Ye Who Enter Here

Dread-Head
09-16-2009, 12:08 PM
Dunta's Inferno
Abandon All Contract Hope
Ye Who Enter Here

Nice

silvrhand
09-16-2009, 01:29 PM
http://therattle.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/vlcsnap-37336.png

No words, just a picture.

lostboy
09-16-2009, 01:42 PM
Since Kubiak refers to you his "Kids", use the boys locker room.

bigbrewster2000
09-16-2009, 01:57 PM
Ouch my pee pee hurts!

ObsiWan
09-16-2009, 02:14 PM
Some should blow this up and post it on each locker
LINK (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/6620963.html)

Rodney Harrison, the Hall of Fame-bound safety now with NBC, said Robinson's move and teammates' reaction are signs the Texans lack winning leadership.

“You pay somebody the kind of money he is getting as a franchise player, he needs to be a leader, and leaders lead in good times and bad,” Harrison said. “Yeah, he's upset that they tagged him and maybe lied to him about that, but that's done now. Now it's time to go out and play football.

“It's not funny. If I was in that locker room, I would have approached him like a man and said, ‘Look man, there's a way of handling things, and this is not very professional. You're going to play with me, you're going to be a professional.' ”

Then, it seemed to dawn on Harrison that Robinson plays for the Texans. Yeah, those diseased Texans who failed to score an offensive touchdown in the opener.

“Man, we're talking a perennial loser, not a playoff team,” he said. “They don't need a player parading in the media about anything, really. It's a team that right now is underachieving. I think they have a lot of talent, but they're underachievers.

“They gotta create an atmosphere where winning is expected and winning is all that those 53 men on the roster are about. It's not about a guy or two getting paid, it's about winning. And that starts with the team leaders. My motto is ‘shut up and go play.' ”


I wish I could have heard this live. I wish the Texans had heard this live.

BigBull17
09-16-2009, 03:11 PM
http://http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://rlv.zcache.com/hang_in_there_kitten_magnet-p147744918837492412q6ju_400.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.zazzle.com/hang_in_there_kitten_magnet-147744918837492412&usg=__tdoV4ng4yKl7tpMr0ihRm23V7Og=&h=400&w=400&sz=32&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=7ljpUeVNBy7kaM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhang%2Bin%2Btherekitten%26gbv%3D2%26h l%3Den

BigBull17
09-16-2009, 03:12 PM
http://http://barelysarcasm.tumblr.com/page/3

Texanmike02
09-16-2009, 03:14 PM
"At least we're not the Lions."

I believe the Lions have one already

"Could be worse, you could be in Houston"

Mike

Texanmike02
09-16-2009, 03:20 PM
I think Kubes should go all h.s. basketball movie on them and just put a chain on the door.

--Football is canceled, ballet is down the hall--

Mike

JDizzle
09-16-2009, 03:25 PM
http://therattle.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/vlcsnap-37336.png

No words, just a picture.

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/ballhype/story_large/2009/01/15/major_league_2.jpg

Texan_Bill
09-16-2009, 03:27 PM
Some should blow this up and post it on each locker
LINK (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/6620963.html)


I wish I could have heard this live. I wish the Texans had heard this live.

Great find!!! I may not like Harrison, but he does go balls out, all of the time.