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DexmanC
09-13-2009, 01:56 PM
I swear this team takes 6 games to get out of preseason mode.
I like Kubiak, but this shit gotta change!

PapaL
09-13-2009, 01:56 PM
ughhh... just fire everyone already... get a new GM and start signing the good players in the offseason... what has cushing done today... one tackle? great pick up

4 solo, 2 assists - He's our leading tackler right now.

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 01:56 PM
A) I don't know why I'm still watching this!
B) How was that not a horse collar?
C) Someone please tell Phil Simms that leg humping Sanchez DOES NOT make his kid chrissy any better of a QB!

I Know that this will not be 2005.....i am not saying that, so no one frak out....but this is the same $hit start we had in buffalo that 2-14 year and we at least scored that game.

P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C!!

:headhurts:

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 01:57 PM
3rd down. Time for the Jets to move the ball!!

PapaL
09-13-2009, 01:58 PM
Are you people so blind that you can't see EVERY play will fail when the DL OWNS your OL?

LonerATO
09-13-2009, 01:58 PM
OMG Jets 3 and out!

Austrian
09-13-2009, 01:58 PM
A stop on 3rd down. Unreal.

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 01:58 PM
a glimmer of hope

hot pickle
09-13-2009, 01:58 PM
sorry on the cushing remark lol... woaaaa a 3 and out no way... lets go schaub and johnson

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 01:59 PM
Our punt coverage has been AWFUL. Jacoby has only been given ONE
chance to run all game.

GuerillaBlack
09-13-2009, 01:59 PM
Maybe I shouldn't watch the game....;)

False Start
09-13-2009, 01:59 PM
Woah! What was that? A stop on third down.....

Ben Frank
09-13-2009, 01:59 PM
This is not a playoff team.. it really pisses me off to say that.. since I love this team.. but we're in need of a change... Kubiak will be Fired after the season if this type of play don't change.. and we should have tried to make that trade for Cutler.. i'm no a Matt Schuab fan.. he's getting outplayed by a rookie.. Sanchez look's so much sharper than him

Astroz
09-13-2009, 01:59 PM
The guy saying "This is embarassing" fits pretty well right now.

Wolf
09-13-2009, 02:00 PM
cheerleaders are still very beautiful

GermanTexan
09-13-2009, 02:01 PM
sounds like i should be lucky that the damn nflgamepass is not working...

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:01 PM
huge surprise flag not on us

mariowillshine15
09-13-2009, 02:01 PM
finally a good pass

Bubbajwp
09-13-2009, 02:01 PM
WOW whoever came up with the idea of throwing the ball down field.

Davebo
09-13-2009, 02:01 PM
Nice route Owen!

False Start
09-13-2009, 02:01 PM
Owen Wilson with the catch... Simms, lol.

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:03 PM
finally showing some balls

Davebo
09-13-2009, 02:03 PM
Gotta go for it Gary

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:03 PM
time to go for it

PapaL
09-13-2009, 02:03 PM
sounds like i should be lucky that the damn nflgamepass is not working...

Yes. Don't bother at all. We just went 4 and out, lol.

False Start
09-13-2009, 02:03 PM
Damn.....

Austrian
09-13-2009, 02:04 PM
Didn't convert.

steds
09-13-2009, 02:04 PM
What the hell? What a stupid place to go for it on 4th down.

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:04 PM
That's is making plays when you need to....Texans take note

hot pickle
09-13-2009, 02:04 PM
Fire kubiak club!!!!!

Davebo
09-13-2009, 02:04 PM
It's probably over, but could you please not embarrass us Garry?

Brisco_County
09-13-2009, 02:04 PM
Boooooooo.

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:04 PM
WTF is wrong with the texans?

we are crazy good last year and now we cant get a 1st down

kcdoubleeagle
09-13-2009, 02:04 PM
Why in the heck go for it this early?

euro-Texan
09-13-2009, 02:05 PM
Grossman! Grossman! Grossman! Come on like you're not thinking it too

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:05 PM
What the hell? What a stupid place to go for it on 4th down.

had to go for it there. might as well try to win the game instead of keeping the score down

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:05 PM
Why in the heck go for it this early?

b/c we gotta try and get something going and show we have some balls and will take chances

if we took more chances in the 1st half we would still b in this

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:05 PM
Like the call alot get the ball to OD on a quick slant......just next time get the ball to OD on a quick slant!

Bubbajwp
09-13-2009, 02:05 PM
How bad did we need Kevin Walter in this game. Andre Davis is a terrible #2.

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:05 PM
Kyle shanahan (spelling) is calling a f-ing pop warner-esque offense...WE ARE DOWN BY 3 SCORES LATE IN THE MOTHER F-ING GAME...THROW THE MOTHER F-ING BALL DOWN THE G-DAMN FIELD ONCE OR TWICE YOU *****!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! now 4th and 2....aaaaaanndddd no good of course.......game!

I may have to start throwing feces like a wild animal at my tv if i keep watching! I want a smoke so bad!

mariowillshine15
09-13-2009, 02:06 PM
At least Grossman has the balls to go deep. Short passes = fail.

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:06 PM
Gotta love the graphic

Points at Home in 2008
25.8/gm

Points today:
0

Brisco_County
09-13-2009, 02:06 PM
Grossman! Grossman! Grossman! Come on like you're not thinking it too

The problem is the O-line. It's not Schaub, and it's not Slaton. They can't open lanes and they can't block. It's not even functional.

euro-Texan
09-13-2009, 02:06 PM
Fire kubiak club!!!!!

What are the dues? Are there meetings? Do we get shirts?

blitz90
09-13-2009, 02:07 PM
How can our tackling be worse than last year?

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:07 PM
im not ready to say fire anyone yet...we can turn this around next week

well at least we better

Bubbajwp
09-13-2009, 02:08 PM
What are the dues? Are there meetings? Do we get shirts?

The real question is do we get to decide his replacment?

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:08 PM
I now have a new appreciation for K-Dub

hot pickle
09-13-2009, 02:08 PM
bring in the soap boys... someone wanna make a soap bar for the new club

Scooter
09-13-2009, 02:09 PM
i almost let myself get talked into going to the game today ...

Goatcheese
09-13-2009, 02:10 PM
We've got them right where we went them! :smiliedance:

Austrian
09-13-2009, 02:10 PM
I had a feeling about this game and it wasn't good. But this bad. No.

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:10 PM
im not ready to say fire anyone yet...we can turn this around next week

well at least we better

hate to be a downer, but we are going IN to possum hollar to play what looks like a tough titans team.

doubt that we look any better based on today alone

at least UH won a frigin game yesterday

mariowillshine15
09-13-2009, 02:10 PM
Yes the key to getting back in the game is to keep running it. bleh

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:10 PM
our O sucks...where is last years team?

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:11 PM
I want the alternate ending please........

Malloy
09-13-2009, 02:11 PM
Gotta give it to Sanchez, he avoids alot of pressure and sacks because of his speed.

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:11 PM
Schaub has been on his back foot all day.

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:11 PM
Throw down field now!

mussop
09-13-2009, 02:11 PM
Finally spreading the O out!

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:11 PM
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!

arrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!

mariowillshine15
09-13-2009, 02:11 PM
Put Schaub in the shotgun and throw throw throw. dink and dunk dont work.

LonerATO
09-13-2009, 02:12 PM
Ty da

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:12 PM
Texans look like they are playing in my backyard....get on the same page

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:12 PM
kubiak should just randomly throw the challenge flag right now....no bad texans game is complete without it.

Scooter
09-13-2009, 02:13 PM
bring in the soap boys... someone wanna make a soap bar for the new club

pink soap goes to kyle. kubiak is at fault for giving a kid younger than his players excessively too much control (wtf, one of the best offensive minds in football giving someone else control ... go ahead and coach the defense while you're at it and be our reverse dom capers), but if kyle's ready for the responsibility he needs to be ready for the blame.

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:14 PM
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!
Throw the ball DOWN THE FIELD!!!!

arrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I understand the sentiment, but Schaub is getting NO TIME to throw,
and the receivers are getting NO TIME to get open. If he tries to force it,
it's pick-6!!!

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:14 PM
anyone got a strange feeling we can still save this? the last time i felt like this was miami last year :stirpot:

hey iirc the colts came back from 17 points down against some team last year with only 4-5 mins left so we have loads of time :)

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:14 PM
so far we have done good on the 3 plays where we looked for a long pass

Grid
09-13-2009, 02:14 PM
All you people screaming to throw the ball down field... are you even watching the game?

Do me a favor.. wipe the foam from your mouth, watch the game with your eyes OPEN, and tell me how long schaub has to throw the ball every snap.

Ill give you a hint..it aint very freakin long.

Johnson is fast but I dont think he can get down field in .5 seconds.


I have no problem with people being pissed off...just make sure you are pissed off about the right thing.

Thorn
09-13-2009, 02:14 PM
So, Iím cooking some chicken parmesan and drinking beer today, what are yall doing? :)

Austrian
09-13-2009, 02:15 PM
WTF was that. Bench Schaub.

mariowillshine15
09-13-2009, 02:15 PM
so far we have done good on the 3 plays where we looked for a long pass

Its amazing you look down field and good things happen. hmmm

Malloy
09-13-2009, 02:15 PM
I had a feeling about this game and it wasn't good. But this bad. No.

Right now I have no feeling at all :(

Goatcheese
09-13-2009, 02:15 PM
On the bright side... er..

I don't know.

Anybody getting a big head from all the offseason hype should be coming back to earth? :pop:

False Start
09-13-2009, 02:15 PM
O-Line..... where art thou?

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:15 PM
im done...has all day but does NOTHING

Austrian
09-13-2009, 02:16 PM
Seriously bench him now.

Davebo
09-13-2009, 02:16 PM
The boobirds are right.

steds
09-13-2009, 02:16 PM
I've never liked us playing in white.

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:16 PM
We need Caldwell to get a year older, and we need to bench Briesel and
put Studdard in. Our interior o-line is getting RAPED!!!

Thorn
09-13-2009, 02:17 PM
Start Grossman! LOL

euro-Texan
09-13-2009, 02:17 PM
Fire Kubiak and let him take Schaub with him.

swtbound07
09-13-2009, 02:17 PM
anybody still think this is a 10-6 team?

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
09-13-2009, 02:17 PM
Time to play Madden.

Davebo
09-13-2009, 02:18 PM
I've never liked us playing in white.

We could be playing in paisley and it wouldn't matter.

Face it, Texans suck.

At least we have the Coogs this weekend.

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:18 PM
Where do you suppose he throw the ball too.....

Yall think he wanted to eat that football.....

They are outplaying us......DEAL WITH IT!

hot pickle
09-13-2009, 02:18 PM
i knew that it was a good idea not to make any predictions before the season started... im gonna say 6-10 now

euro-Texan
09-13-2009, 02:18 PM
Start Grossman! LOL

have you watched everyunderthrown pass? Start Grossman indeed

Malloy
09-13-2009, 02:18 PM
Start Grossman! LOL

Damn it old man, you beat me by 30 sec! :)

False Start
09-13-2009, 02:19 PM
We should start running the "Go-Ahead" offense, just go ahead and punt on first down. :sleep:

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:19 PM
All you people screaming to throw the ball down field... are you even watching the game?

Do me a favor.. wipe the foam from your mouth, watch the game with your eyes OPEN, and tell me how long schaub has to throw the ball every snap.

Ill give you a hint..it aint very freakin long.

Johnson is fast but I dont think he can get down field in .5 seconds.


I have no problem with people being pissed off...just make sure you are pissed off about the right thing.

I'll clean the foam from my mouth (even thoughg I'm stone sober) when you stop breathing through your mouth and clean your bottle bottom glasses. i have been watching the game and yeah i know he's getting little time, but at this score and this late in the game. may as well try....not all of us just keep doing the same thing with the same results which is the definition of stupidity and insanity. no thanks. good call on insulting other fans though.....a gold star for you today...

Scooter
09-13-2009, 02:19 PM
how much trouble would it be to say "atleast it cant get any worse"?

Thorn
09-13-2009, 02:19 PM
damn it old man, you beat me by 30 sec! :)


lol

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:20 PM
Nice tackle Busing!

euro-Texan
09-13-2009, 02:20 PM
i knew that it was a good idea not to make any predictions before the season started... im gonna say 6-10 now

Here's mine: Schaub or Kubes. Kubiak you pick

PapaL
09-13-2009, 02:20 PM
All you people screaming to throw the ball down field... are you even watching the game?

Do me a favor.. wipe the foam from your mouth, watch the game with your eyes OPEN, and tell me how long schaub has to throw the ball every snap.

Ill give you a hint..it aint very freakin long.

Johnson is fast but I dont think he can get down field in .5 seconds.


I have no problem with people being pissed off...just make sure you are pissed off about the right thing.

Diet Coke machine can.

Austrian
09-13-2009, 02:20 PM
anybody still think this is a 10-6 team?
After the preseason I lost that hope. Then eagain I never thought we'd suck this bad.

LonerATO
09-13-2009, 02:21 PM
I guess I should have picked up Sanchez on one of my FF teams

Thorn
09-13-2009, 02:22 PM
I guess I should have picked up Sanchez on one of my FF teams


I don't think the Jets are that good, I think we are just that bad.

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:22 PM
TD Hou

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:22 PM
Miami, Cincinatti, Houston 0 points so far.....

never mind

LonerATO
09-13-2009, 02:22 PM
Yes! Int!

PapaL
09-13-2009, 02:22 PM
TD Houston...at least our D knows where the endzone is...even if there is a flag.

Austrian
09-13-2009, 02:22 PM
Our D has to score for us.

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:22 PM
At least the defense aint quit hustlin

False Start
09-13-2009, 02:22 PM
HELL YES! Finally...

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
09-13-2009, 02:22 PM
Start Busing!!! lol

steds
09-13-2009, 02:23 PM
BAAAAAAARRRRRRBBBBBBBEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Something to smile about at last.

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:23 PM
i almost put my foot through the TV when i saw the fumble...glad i didn't

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:23 PM
does it count?

mexican_texan
09-13-2009, 02:23 PM
Yay

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:23 PM
YESS!!!! finally a td!!!!!

let's see how simms covers up for sanchez now

Wolf
09-13-2009, 02:23 PM
F'ing shit there is a small light shining

Topher
09-13-2009, 02:23 PM
woot!:kingkong::breakdance::splits:

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:23 PM
TD it counts

maybe the O should be taking notes on how to score

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:24 PM
this will be the texans greatest win ever if we pull it out of our asses

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:24 PM
should have been pick number 3

euro-Texan
09-13-2009, 02:24 PM
Thank you Defense for keeping us in this game. (I never thought I'd be saying that)

mexican_texan
09-13-2009, 02:24 PM
Does Phil Simms usually work with Jim Nantz? Simms seems very awkward sometimes.

swtbound07
09-13-2009, 02:24 PM
Silver lining????

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:24 PM
Aren't yall glad that wan not Harrison on that play!

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:24 PM
Start JB and Barber for the season. Ferguson is FINISHED

hot pickle
09-13-2009, 02:24 PM
heads up play by barber... texans defensive players need to learn how to hang onto the ball

Thorn
09-13-2009, 02:25 PM
So, the defense is keeping us in the game. How unusual is this? LOL

I love it. At least we got some points today.

Ben Frank
09-13-2009, 02:25 PM
thank god the defense could score some points

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:25 PM
You see Sanchez try to pull a "Brett Favre" on Demeco??

Glad the refs saw it.

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:26 PM
So, the defense is keeping us in the game. How unusual is this? LOL

I love it. At least we got some points today.

ik is this the twilight zone or something

:bender::bender:

Wolf
09-13-2009, 02:26 PM
i need picture in picture


one of the cheerleaders and one of the Texans

hot pickle
09-13-2009, 02:26 PM
is JB good enough to be a starter on our defense.. how was his preseason i know that in week 4 he had a good game... so do u guys think he will start all year?

PapaL
09-13-2009, 02:26 PM
At least our cheerleaders are smoking hot.

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:26 PM
fight in the bullpen for the ball lol

i wish our team would fight for the ball

Wolf
09-13-2009, 02:27 PM
is JB good enough to be a starter on our defense.. how was his preseason i know that in week 4 he had a good game... so do u guys think he will start all year?

he might be one of the best we got ..sadly

Malloy
09-13-2009, 02:27 PM
I love it. At least we got some points today.

Damn it old man, beat me to it AGAIN!!

Oh well, I sait we would win this one 24-17, the Jets have their 17, now we just need 2 TDs and another FG :)

PapaL
09-13-2009, 02:27 PM
i need picture in picture


one of the cheerleaders and one of the Texans

QFT - Oh yes!

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:27 PM
I see Molden has been in the game a lot.

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:27 PM
the D is the only glimmer of hope even if we lose. they've been good today. 3rd down hasnt been good but thats partly down to sanchez & the jets. theres been good pressure


btw i know you're probably shocked i didnt say our offence isnt the reason im hopeful after today but again that may be down to the jets

mussop
09-13-2009, 02:27 PM
Wwe may have finally found ourselves a safety!

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:28 PM
were the DBs even on the field

False Start
09-13-2009, 02:28 PM
:pop:

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:29 PM
That's the ballgame, folks. Thanks for coming out. At least the Cougars
won.

Wolf
09-13-2009, 02:29 PM
well I know who the Jets MVP is ....

f'ing Ferguson

f'ing 3rd down

euro-Texan
09-13-2009, 02:29 PM
This going to be a Loooong year.

TheIronDuke
09-13-2009, 02:29 PM
Nick Ferguson sucks balls.

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:29 PM
i mentioned the colts comeback last yr earlier... thats defensive turnover & td #1- just sayin ;)

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:29 PM
:pop:

sums it up pretty good

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:29 PM
Wow we need Reeves back! Ferguson burned by a TE!

LonerATO
09-13-2009, 02:29 PM
3rd down again

PapaL
09-13-2009, 02:29 PM
snatching despair from the light of hope...

mariowillshine15
09-13-2009, 02:29 PM
Simms should just get him and Sanchez a room. Geez

hot pickle
09-13-2009, 02:30 PM
holy moly.. i love how we play man when we have the worst secondary in the NFL

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:30 PM
hold them to a fg & its still a game

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:30 PM
:spit:

i can not believe the shit im seeing today

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:30 PM
That's the Peterson Gap run play.

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:30 PM
Defense looks like swiss cheese!

Austrian
09-13-2009, 02:30 PM
Nah.

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:30 PM
nvm lol

TheIronDuke
09-13-2009, 02:30 PM
That play sucked balls, too.

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:30 PM
hey adrian peterson just scored on us again...ogh wait... that was the jets:foottap:

back to laundry and barely watching

False Start
09-13-2009, 02:30 PM
lol @ the usher.."son of a *****"

Spled
09-13-2009, 02:31 PM
Where are the secondary? Where are the linebackers?

steds
09-13-2009, 02:31 PM
Haha. I was about to point out how we'd kept the leading rusher in the AFC last year to 16 yards on 14 carries. I think I jinxed us.

hot pickle
09-13-2009, 02:32 PM
i hateee my lifeeeeee

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:32 PM
Depending on the mentality of this team, We may be in for a 5-11 season.

If they suck it up, and use it to fuel their week of work for the Titans game,
and win, then they might go 11-5.

They need to quit getting beat on that formation. It's the same damn
cutback lane 3 games in a row that they've left WIDE OPEN.

As a matter of fact, in the 13-12 Titans/Texans game, Adibi blew the same assignment
on that gap on the first play of the game. I think Tard went off for 35 yards on that run.

Thorn
09-13-2009, 02:32 PM
Well, I spoke to soon about the defense, didn't I?

We suck.

The Texans are done for the day, and my chicken parmesan will be done soon also. It's my only bright spot so far.

mariowillshine15
09-13-2009, 02:32 PM
Haha. I was about to point out how we'd kept the leading rusher in the AFC last year to 16 yards on 14 carries. I think I jinxed us.

thanks jerk lol jk

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:32 PM
seriously do we have on DBs on the field...they haven't done shit all day

i thought the 15 yrd cushion last year was bad, i can c y we did it now - our DBs cant cover crap

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:32 PM
can't blame the D on that they have to be tired after being on the field the whole game. our O stunk it up today

hot pickle
09-13-2009, 02:33 PM
i bet mario williams feels like he is the only player on the field on defense...

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:33 PM
Can't wait for the Jets to play a real defense this year and realize it's not this easy

euro-Texan
09-13-2009, 02:33 PM
You know maybe I was being irrational before. It's not Kubiaks fault. Hell he's doing the best he can with the sub-par players he's given. Anyone else would have scored a lot less than we did today. Kubiaks the GREATEST! Goooooooo Kubiak! Yeah!

Khari
09-13-2009, 02:33 PM
i got out of bed 4 this

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:34 PM
hmm 3 teams fired their OC's last week. could we be #4 & make kyle available for shanny snr immediately in case any mid season vacancies open up for mike

swtbound07
09-13-2009, 02:34 PM
all of you applauding the defense....enjoy the 24 points weve given up and 10 3rd down conversions. This is teh awesomezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:34 PM
i got out of bed 4 this
tell me about it

i couldn't wait for this since Jan, if our O could do something, even sumthing small i wouldn't be worried at all

Texaninlild
09-13-2009, 02:35 PM
OMG I let my girlfriend watch the Cowboys I was so pissed.:gun:

Malloy
09-13-2009, 02:35 PM
The Texans are done for the day, and my chicken parmesan will be done soon also. It's my only bright spot so far.

Spot on, think I'll pop open some beers and watch some 'proper' teams play :)

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:35 PM
our D has done 100x better than last year, but a few choice DBs shouldn't be starting in high school football

False Start
09-13-2009, 02:36 PM
tell me about it

i couldn't wait for this since Jan, if our O could do something, even sumthing small i wouldn't be worried at all

Exactly. I have been counting down the days till the season started.

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:36 PM
Just like last year against the Raiders. We ALLOWED the other team to
take AJ out of the gameplan.

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:36 PM
whats the time of possession stat?

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:37 PM
how come we cant figure this crap out

spread out the field, move AJ around...if i can figure this out y cant our O coordinator

euro-Texan
09-13-2009, 02:38 PM
I'm going to be all over the "drastic change" threads this week. And I'll be there with a gay ass jets avatar!

Wolf
09-13-2009, 02:38 PM
whats the time of possession stat?

basically 32 minutes to 19

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:38 PM
Time of Pos. 31:26 19:58

guess which is ours

hot pickle
09-13-2009, 02:39 PM
just like last year... no life in the team untill the 4th quarter

euro-Texan
09-13-2009, 02:39 PM
Were we on the cover of SI or something? We stink!

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:39 PM
basically 32 minutes to 19

as bad as that is, its felt even worse

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:39 PM
AJ down

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:40 PM
I do NOT blame the defense for this game. They've been on the field
the ENTIRE GAME!! Every defense has a limited amount of stops in it.
It's TOUGH to play good Defense when you are TRAILING. Just check
out the Ravens/Colts game from last year. Once we went down 2
Touchdowns, the Jets began to play ball control. Our offense did JACK
and left this team, the fans, and the defense hanging.

Austrian
09-13-2009, 02:40 PM
Great now AJ is shaken up.

Sway
09-13-2009, 02:40 PM
Can't stand this kind of idiocy. My jerseys are done until they start
showing up to games. If I don't divorce the team now I'll have
a heart attack. Right now I'm guessing 0-4 AgAIN to start.
This team is destined for mediocracy unless we get get a better coach,
better O coordinator, bigger line, and a decent quarterback. Matt sitting
on he sideline spitting ans sitting by himself shows you
the leadership skills he possesses- poor me; it's someone
elses fault. Grow up. He isn't half the arm of sanchez and he's been
playing HoW much longer? I'm a sore loser. May not be going to
MNF against the tacks after all. I've only been to one winning
game. Somethings wrong with that. I knew Ike would be a
scapegoat for last year, and now the truth comes out. We officially
, officially are one of the worst in the NFL. I'm afraid to take my
husband to the niners game- his team will kill us too! Let's
try something different and let the pop Warner kids play! They
might do better!

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:40 PM
holy crap wtf is meyers doing?

Wolf
09-13-2009, 02:41 PM
myers

geeze

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:41 PM
well, dallas is winning a game they are supposed to win and they are supposed to be bad IMO this year and we are losing a game we were supposed to win bad and we are supposed to be good this year......sucks.....

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:41 PM
HaHA did u see Myers get clocked by Jenkins

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:41 PM
Good night, folks. We're done.

TheIronDuke
09-13-2009, 02:41 PM
Chris Myers got his ass punked big time.

Oh, and a pick. WTG Schaub.

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:41 PM
im pissed...i wouldn't give two shits if the jets won this game, but as always we lose it

euro-Texan
09-13-2009, 02:41 PM
GROSSMAN! GROSSMAN! GROSSMAN! Come on guys say it with me.

Austrian
09-13-2009, 02:42 PM
If it rains it pours.

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:42 PM
In the words of Jim Mora. The offense did "DIDDLEY POO" today.

Scooter
09-13-2009, 02:42 PM
too many kids in the secondary and our undersized line is trying to stand up the defense instead of chopping them down for space. lil shanahan needs to grow up or else kubiak needs to take away his toys.

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:43 PM
and schaub throws his pattented pick to end the game.....cherry on the f-ing cake

pbat488
09-13-2009, 02:43 PM
Wow. Just wow.

I am so embarrassed. I spent the entire offseason with high expectations, talking up all my Cowboy friends how this was the Texans year.. and this is how they start the season?

I'm extremely disappointed. We as fans deserve better than this.

Wolf
09-13-2009, 02:43 PM
well Schaub shows he can take a hit today


silverlining

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:43 PM
AD out with a concusion

GuerillaBlack
09-13-2009, 02:43 PM
Damn. Damn. Damn.

Starting off 0-1. We didn't lose on our defense really. It's all on that offense that couldn't get a damn thing done. Shame. Going to be a long ass week.

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:44 PM
this team collectively sharted their pants today

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:44 PM
I don't know why people though the jet's wouldn't be this good.

A great offensive line, speedy shifty backs, a QB that has football knowledge(when to get rid of the football)

A great defense that puts pressure on the QB this team (the Jets) easy could be in the wildcard hunt this year

I'm glad they didn't have a true #1 WR to add insult to injury

steds
09-13-2009, 02:44 PM
I'm done. Can't take this any more.

ChrisG
09-13-2009, 02:44 PM
i cant believe this, DBs give up a big run again

dtran04
09-13-2009, 02:45 PM
This game is more being outcoached and outschemed. The players were put in the position to fail.

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:45 PM
I didn't mind if they lost. But they flat out EMBARRASSED us as fans today.
They'd better be practicing and looking at film tomorrow.

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:45 PM
the D mailed it in and it showed on that last play

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:46 PM
We miss K-Dub's blocking more than anything.
I didn't know that white boy was that important to this team

PapaL
09-13-2009, 02:47 PM
AD out with a concusion

I wish I had a concussion right about now.

hot pickle
09-13-2009, 02:47 PM
this game proves that we are clearly getting out coached on every side of the ball... let start over i say... would make me feel better about it.. kubiak isnt a head coach hes a coorinator

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:48 PM
How long can Johnson take these kind of games before he wants out!

Tennessee next week is a huge game now!

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:48 PM
well, i'm officially done for now....i'll chime in later on maybe today or tomorrow when all the threads start up and we all start throwing feces...lol,.....jk

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:49 PM
This is a bonafide ass kicking fellas......

Heres to next week and starting the fire for the rest of the year!

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:49 PM
I know this team won't quit fighting, but they need to get some W's EARLY
in the season.

HTown2ATX
09-13-2009, 02:49 PM
How long can Johnson take these kind of games before he wants out!

Tennessee next week is a huge game now!

Johnson will start to want out soon if this keeps up.

Based on what i saw from the titans thursday night and what we did today....i may just skip that game. i'll have my daughter next weekend and don't want to ruin it.

Spled
09-13-2009, 02:51 PM
Somewhere Travis Johnson is having a big laugh. We could have used his toughness.

Jottoz
09-13-2009, 02:52 PM
So let me get this....

so teams with defensive lines the Texans will lose too

We seriously need to upgrade the Center position screw quick and agile. We need somebody who won't get blown off the ball every play and end up in Shaubs lap

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 02:54 PM
Somewhere Travis Johnson is having a big laugh. We could have used his toughness.

hardly, this was one of the better D-line performance in a while

LonerATO
09-13-2009, 02:55 PM
I cant believe that KC is keeping it so close to the Ravens

DexmanC
09-13-2009, 02:56 PM
Texans Defense: 7
Texans Offense: ZEERRROOOOO

devo-x
09-13-2009, 02:56 PM
What happened to the O-Line today?:brickwall:

Wolf6151
09-13-2009, 02:56 PM
Our O-line is terrible, our secondary is terrible, our coaching staff was terrible today as well.

Ain't it great that we drafted 2 TE's when we already had a probowl TE, they looked really good on the bench. We sure could have used those picks for some O-line and Safety starter/depth.

LonerATO
09-13-2009, 02:56 PM
hardly, this was one of the best D-line performance in a while

I agree

LonerATO
09-13-2009, 02:57 PM
Our O-line is terrible, our secondary is terrible, our coaching staff was terrible today as well.

Ain't it great that we drafted 2 TE's when we already had a probowl TE, they looked really good on the bench. We sure could have used those picks for some O-line and Safety starter/depth.

I also 2nd that

PapaL
09-13-2009, 02:58 PM
So let me get this....

so teams with defensive lines the Texans will lose too

We seriously need to upgrade the Center position screw quick and agile. We need somebody who won't get blown off the ball every play and end up in Schaubs lap

IMO when the D has a Jolly Green Giant lined up against Myers our O will shut down. He can NOT handle the point of attack. Once he starts getting help, instead of being the helper, it is down hill from there. I blame this game entirely on the OL.

As a direct result, the D that started off on fire tired and shut down. Our High Octane offense was reduced to nothing. Had we been able to win the OL battle in the trenches this game comes out different.

I say there is slight hope that we can handle the TEN DL since they are a 4-3 team...BUT they have a ton of good DL that will be coming in waves at us.

Spled
09-13-2009, 02:59 PM
o sacks and 10 first down conversions on third is a good game for the dl?

PapaL
09-13-2009, 03:00 PM
o sacks and 10 first down conversions on third is a good game for the dl?

How long have they been on the field?

At this point the stats no longer matter. They are so skewed that they are unreliable.

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 03:04 PM
o sacks and 10 first down conversions on third is a good game for the dl?

:rolleyes:

geez the jets only had 2 sacks. our o-line was pretty good today :thisbig:

Spled
09-13-2009, 03:04 PM
Sanchez did not have the heat on him that Schaub did. Of course our soft ol came into play there.

Bubbajwp
09-13-2009, 03:05 PM
Atleast we got play of the day.

Wolf6151
09-13-2009, 03:05 PM
Kubiak should be embarassed that he put that team on the field, that was an embarassment.

Blake
09-13-2009, 03:05 PM
The beer helps. After about a 6 pack I didnt care that we were getting throttled.

Obviously our offense is not capable of scoring points on a good 3-4 defense. Remember this the next time the Texans are favored against one when visiting Vegas.

Even if the Texans do make the playoffs, they will have to face the jets, ravens, patriots, or steelers 3-4 defense. So dont even think about printing off playoff tickets until they start winning games against this defense.

Leahmic223
09-13-2009, 03:06 PM
Well the good news...it's only Week one...right?

CTWade
09-13-2009, 03:07 PM
The Texans were destroyed in humiliating fashion. That is the bad news. The good news is my survivor team in the Last Man Standing league made it!

HJam72
09-13-2009, 03:18 PM
Questions:

1. At this point in our history (and this franchise is so longer new), why the *&(^ is Myers starting at center, especially against any 3-4 D?

2. We could have run today using 2 TEs and chose not to. I like Vontae Leach, but you gotta do what works. Why didn't we?

3. Not that I blame the D for this game, but why don't they disguise plays more? I know that the LBs are not quite so retarted obvious as with Richard Smith, but where are the stunts and why do we have DLinemen showing an obvious overkill on one side of the ball, giving away both that we are going to blitz and exactly how, who, and where?

4. Why do DLinemen make spin moves without actually moving an inch and then go right back into the blocker as if they never spun at all? Why bother waisting time spinning if you're going to wind up standing in the same freaking place? I see this crap way too often.

5. Anybody wanna scrap the zone blocking scheme right about now? OK, next offseason?

6. Could our 2nd year D have shut this offense down by blitzing on almost every play? That's pretty pathetic.

7. Blitz. Pass play. You're a CB. Your receiver is trying to run right by you. Do you cover him and stay back....or let him run right by you because you're worried about a short pass to some other (possibly phantom) player that you're not even responsible for....like an *****?

DiehardChris
09-13-2009, 03:18 PM
Everyone ridiculed and mocked me when I said I was terrified of this game.

"They don't have the same personnel as the Ravens!"

It was pretty much a worse ass-kicking than Rex gave us last year.

Maddict5
09-13-2009, 03:18 PM
Kubiak should be embarassed that he put that team on the field, that was an embarassment.

if it makes you feel any better (it wont) he mentioned that numerous times in the post game interview

leebigeztx
09-13-2009, 03:23 PM
There is enough blame to go around, but like a poster said earlier, its just 1 game. I have some thoughts that may be as clear as day, but I will say them anyway.

I saw a dc attack protections. Really good dc people, they understand the o line as well as o line people. Ryans overloaded at will against a smaller line and a immobile qb. Of course it doesn't help when Jenkins, who is a probowler, is man handling the center causing the prrotection to turn and open up that overload.

A defense that didn't adjust. Everytime sanchez was in trouble or 3rd down, it was washington or keller. To allow a rookie qb come in and basically do what he did on 3 rd down is inexcusable. Anyone watching the game saw his 1st read to washington then 2nd to keller. Just as ryans saw with pressure that he could sit on hot routes, the texans would bring heat, but didn't make sanchez get to his 3rd read.

Just a piss poor game, but its only 1 game. They contained the run until the 4th qt and the offense did zilch today. Sometimes its not your day, but in football, you only get a few of those.

LonerATO
09-13-2009, 03:25 PM
Everyone ridiculed and mocked me when I said I was terrified of this game.

"They don't have the same personnel as the Ravens!"

It was pretty much a worse ass-kicking than Rex gave us last year.

They have less of a D then the Ravens last year, but an better offense then the Ravens. Keller > Heap Cotch > Mason and so on

HJam72
09-13-2009, 03:29 PM
A few bright spots:

1. Matt Schaub took a BEATING and managed to walk off the field on his own power.

2. This D CAN stop the run, but not after 3.5 Qtrs. of being on the field constantly.

3. Our D may hurt more QBs this year than the # of sacks it gets. Actually, that's a bad thing, but it'll be fun to watch.

4. The fact that there were 3 good things. :cool:

Blake
09-13-2009, 03:29 PM
Everyone ridiculed and mocked me when I said I was terrified of this game.

"They don't have the same personnel as the Ravens!"

It was pretty much a worse ass-kicking than Rex gave us last year.

I dont understand what the problem is. How do you go from #3 offense or whatever last year, to laying a goose egg at home? Why does Houston have such a hex on them that a quality team is unattainable.

So our weaknesses. Safety (Still). Offensive line.(Still). Maybe we should focus on those 2 with trades, FA, or the draft. Sounds like the last x years needs.

HJam72
09-13-2009, 03:32 PM
Somewhere Travis Johnson is having a big laugh. We could have used his toughness.

I'll tell ya who's having a big laugh is whatever large Centers that we passed on in the last several drafts.