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Vinnie
08-25-2009, 10:40 AM
Did anyone else get to hear the rant John Harris went on about the Saints game this morning? I guess it was aired yesterday, but I didn't hear it until this morning on the John and Lance show. Talk about hilarious!

http://thegame.podbean.com/category/sean-and-john-show/

dalemurphy
08-25-2009, 11:20 AM
Wow! that was very Cathartic... thank you John Harris.

Texan_Bill
08-25-2009, 11:24 AM
Heard it yesterday afternoon and again this morning with John and Lance. I loved it.

He "just had to let his inner coach out."

Classic.

nunusguy
08-25-2009, 12:55 PM
Truly Classic Rant !
What do they award instead of an Oscar or Emmy on radio ? Whatever it is, Harris has got one coming. The Texans need to put Harris on their payroll for those games this year that would require such a halftime speech (I'm sure there will atleast be a few ?).

HoustonFrog
08-25-2009, 01:12 PM
I heard this yesterday afternoon and the D-line stuff on Okam and Amobi was awesome

Buffi2
08-25-2009, 01:26 PM
The good news: that is really funny.

The bad news: that is really true.

Texan_Bill
08-25-2009, 01:29 PM
Truly Classic Rant !
What do they award instead of an Oscar or Emmy on radio ? Whatever it is, Harris has got one coming. The Texans need to put Harris on their payroll for those games this year that would require such a halftime speech (I'm sure there will atleast be a few ?).

I don't about any other awards, but he'll certainly be up for 1560's 3rd Annual Mug Awards next year.

pbat488
08-25-2009, 04:07 PM
Truly Classic Rant !
What do they award instead of an Oscar or Emmy on radio ? Whatever it is, Harris has got one coming. The Texans need to put Harris on their payroll for those games this year that would require such a halftime speech (I'm sure there will atleast be a few ?).

Hah, the equivalent award for the radio spectrum is the Peabody.

badboy
08-26-2009, 04:54 PM
John Harris is pretty sharp & I usually agree with most of his assessments.

Texan_Bill
08-26-2009, 05:00 PM
John Harris is pretty sharp & I usually agree with most of his assessments.

Hard to argue with a guy that graduated from Brown University.

Can you imagine how funny LZ and JH must've been growing up together??

Second Honeymoon
08-26-2009, 07:03 PM
That is exactly how I felt Saturday night. John spot on a usual.

ObsiWan
08-26-2009, 07:15 PM
I'm sorry. What position on the football field did this guy ever play??

I wish he could really cut loose in the locker room - with no police protection - and see if he lives to broadcast the next day.

Speedy
08-26-2009, 07:35 PM
I'm sorry. What position on the football field did this guy ever play??

If I recall correctly, he was a safety. What does that have to do with anything?

I thought the rant was stupid. It sounded staged to me, plus it's a freaking pre-season game, lighten up. I like Harris and wish 1560 wouldn't have paired him up with that dufus Pendergast. That dude keeps the show WAY away from sports and that's taking away from Harris' talent and strength. Football season is here and I want to hear FOOTBALL from Harris.

Second Honeymoon
08-26-2009, 07:40 PM
If I recall correctly, he was a safety. What does that have to do with anything?

I thought the rant was stupid. It sounded staged to me, plus it's a freaking pre-season game, lighten up. I like Harris and wish 1560 wouldn't have paired him up with that dufus Pendergast. That dude keeps the show WAY away from sports and that's taking away from Harris' talent and strength. Football season is here and I want to hear FOOTBALL from Harris.

awesome avatar, brings back some memories

the rant was a lil' staged but that added to it

noxiousdog
08-26-2009, 08:28 PM
If I recall correctly, he was a safety. What does that have to do with anything?

I thought the rant was stupid. It sounded staged to me, plus it's a freaking pre-season game, lighten up. I like Harris and wish 1560 wouldn't have paired him up with that dufus Pendergast. That dude keeps the show WAY away from sports and that's taking away from Harris' talent and strength. Football season is here and I want to hear FOOTBALL from Harris.

He played safety and he was a high school coach for a number of years.

GP
08-27-2009, 12:05 AM
"6.4 eff'ing yards per carry!!!"

and LOL at how he said Okam's last name. LOL.

"Go play video games with your friends." LOL.

Staged, but funny.

"Oh yeah, TJ...forget about it. You don't have a chance." Wow.

"Brees isn't even showering over there tonite." hahaha...

Pantherstang84
08-27-2009, 07:06 AM
Hard to argue with a guy that graduated from Brown University.

Can you imagine how funny LZ and JH must've been growing up together??


Wow. Graduated from Brown and still lacks vocabulary skills. I thought it was kind of stupid. But that is just me.

Specnatz
08-27-2009, 09:34 AM
Wow. Graduated from Brown and still lacks vocabulary skills. I thought it was kind of stupid. But that is just me.

You do realize that the language was for football not a symposium on psychoanalytical views of Sigmund Fraud versus Carl Jung.

Texans_Chick
08-27-2009, 09:37 AM
It was something we were joking about on Twitter during the game.

He mentioned something about post game speeches to the players, and I suggested that John do one. So he did. I wanted to hear it.

He had to tape it in advance because otherwise he would have got in serious FCC trouble.

I love talking to John about football. He is intense. I like intense. I think he matches up well with Sean because they are different people but get along well. Sean is very knowledgeable about his football and sports in general too, he just picks his spots.

Pantherstang84
08-27-2009, 01:35 PM
You do realize that the language was for football not a symposium on psychoanalytical views of Sigmund Fraud versus Carl Jung.

Who said anything about Freud or Jung? In my opinion, he was trying to be funny and failed. There was a time when you could let your kids listen to the radio without fear of profanity. I know I am cutting against the grain here. I understand profanity in all forms is now part of the mainstream of our culture. That doesn't mean I have to like it, appreciate it or laugh at it.

LZ
09-03-2009, 09:26 PM
I'm sorry. What position on the football field did this guy ever play??

I wish he could really cut loose in the locker room - with no police protection - and see if he lives to broadcast the next day.


He played safety in college and was a head coach in high school and comes from a coaching family.

TexansFanatic
09-03-2009, 10:56 PM
He played safety in college and was a head coach in high school and comes from a coaching family.

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ObsiWan
09-04-2009, 01:51 AM
http://images.quickblogcast.com/0/3/7/7/1/126131-117730/pwned.bmp

fascinating.
I guess I was raised differently.
If I had done that to one of my sibs, my grandma would STILL be whoopin' my a$$. ....and rightfully so.

Specnatz
09-04-2009, 02:39 AM
fascinating.
I guess I was raised differently.
If I had done that to one of my sibs, my grandma would STILL be whoopin' my a$$. ....and rightfully so.

Geez .....

Does this help http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn64/tR13M3/pwned.gif

Or this

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm218/timbenj/pwned.gif

Maybe you are more of a nonrealism type person

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj298/Sooptacular/Pwned.gif

Maybe you need a sports metaphor related to football ... well here you go.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa94/boyofjesus/avatars%20and%20evaders/7697.gif

FYI you are Reggie Bush and LZ is Lito Sheppard

badboy
09-04-2009, 12:17 PM
fascinating.
I guess I was raised differently.
If I had done that to one of my sibs, my grandma would STILL be whoopin' my a$$. ....and rightfully so.And if your grand ma whooped your a$$ at the age of the child in picture, I'd call the police on her. Just saying...

TexansFanatic
09-04-2009, 01:08 PM
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn64/tR13M3/pwned.gif




Holy crap, that penguin one is genius!

Porky
09-04-2009, 01:36 PM
I guess this proves that the sense of humor gene is not in everyone's DNA code.

MeLoveTexans
09-04-2009, 02:31 PM
Geez .....

Does this help http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn64/tR13M3/pwned.gif

Or this

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm218/timbenj/pwned.gif

Maybe you are more of a nonrealism type person

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj298/Sooptacular/Pwned.gif

Maybe you need a sports metaphor related to football ... well here you go.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa94/boyofjesus/avatars%20and%20evaders/7697.gif

FYI you are Reggie Bush and LZ is Lito Sheppard

FYI that is sheldon brown laying out reggie bush. PWND!

Specnatz
09-04-2009, 03:02 PM
FYI that is sheldon brown laying out reggie bush. PWND!

24 or 26 pfft either way.

MeLoveTexans
09-04-2009, 03:27 PM
lol its all good. seeing reggie being folded in half like cardboard is what counts here