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Wolf
08-15-2009, 04:43 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/01/titans-mascot.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3BaJMgGKAmE/SUe5KMFGtOI/AAAAAAAAHyk/j9leb2LvWEQ/s320/kerry+collins+titans.jpg

TEXANRED
08-20-2009, 07:53 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/01/titans-mascot.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3BaJMgGKAmE/SUe5KMFGtOI/AAAAAAAAHyk/j9leb2LvWEQ/s320/kerry+collins+titans.jpg

Hmmmmmmmmm. Two girls and a Helmet............

Brando
08-20-2009, 07:59 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/01/titans-mascot.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3BaJMgGKAmE/SUe5KMFGtOI/AAAAAAAAHyk/j9leb2LvWEQ/s320/kerry+collins+titans.jpg


mmm Is that moonshine in those milk containers?!?!

PapaL
08-20-2009, 08:09 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/01/titans-mascot.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3BaJMgGKAmE/SUe5KMFGtOI/AAAAAAAAHyk/j9leb2LvWEQ/s320/kerry+collins+titans.jpg



Pedobear again?!?

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Pedobear lives in Tennessee.

False Start
08-20-2009, 08:34 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/01/titans-mascot.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3BaJMgGKAmE/SUe5KMFGtOI/AAAAAAAAHyk/j9leb2LvWEQ/s320/kerry+collins+titans.jpg

Why do they have to tempt me like this? I need to call my sponsor.

Wolf
08-20-2009, 08:56 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/01/titans-mascot.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3BaJMgGKAmE/SUe5KMFGtOI/AAAAAAAAHyk/j9leb2LvWEQ/s320/kerry+collins+titans.jpg

here is the song they are playing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEXTO3Kcjmc&feature=related

Blazing Arrow
08-21-2009, 12:19 AM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/01/titans-mascot.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3BaJMgGKAmE/SUe5KMFGtOI/AAAAAAAAHyk/j9leb2LvWEQ/s320/kerry+collins+titans.jpg

Collins: We have to play the Texans AGAIN??!! Haven't they disbanded by now?

Fisher: Yeah the schedule says they are still a team ....

Collins: Can someone else play QB?

Fisher: Well I guess we could get T-Rac to start ... would that work?

Collins: Sure!

Final Score: Texans 13 Titans 12

OzzO
08-21-2009, 08:37 AM
Well, at least Collins knows where to steal a glance, unlike other QB's on the Titans roster.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/01/titans-mascot.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3BaJMgGKAmE/SUe5KMFGtOI/AAAAAAAAHyk/j9leb2LvWEQ/s320/kerry+collins+titans.jpg

TEXANRED
08-21-2009, 01:26 PM
Collins: We have to play the Texans AGAIN??!! Haven't they disbanded by now?

Fisher: Yeah the schedule says they are still a team ....

Collins: Can someone else play QB?

Fisher: Well I guess we could get T-Rac to start ... would that work?

Collins: Sure!

Final Score: Texans 13 Titans 12

So your saying that Collins is scared of our defense? I knew you would come around.

Blazing Arrow
08-21-2009, 01:38 PM
So your saying that Collins is scared of our defense? I knew you would come around.

:spit:

Are you scared of carebears?

Hervoyel
08-21-2009, 03:17 PM
Collins is 1-3 against us. We beat him when he was in New York in 2002, we beat him when he was with the Raiders in 2004. We split with him last season winning the second game. In those losses he's thrown 6 interceptions.

Generally you guys keep him upright and untouched which makes him reliable if unspectacular but make no mistake, Kerry Collins hasn't had a lot of success against the Texans. If you can knock the smell of cheap bourbon off of Collins a couple of times in a game it's not hard to get inside his head and get him started making mistakes.

Hookem Horns
08-21-2009, 03:53 PM
Collins is 1-3 against us. We beat him when he was in New York in 2002, we beat him when he was with the Raiders in 2004. We split with him last season winning the second game. In those losses he's thrown 6 interceptions.

Generally you guys keep him upright and untouched which makes him reliable if unspectacular but make no mistake, Kerry Collins hasn't had a lot of success against the Texans. If you can knock the smell of cheap bourbon off of Collins a couple of times in a game it's not hard to get inside his head and get him started making mistakes.

Wasn't Collins the QB when Sage had that crazy comeback game at Reliant the year before last? The Titans blew that big 4th QTR lead to Sage however Collins got the Titans close enough in the last seconds for Biranus to kick the winning field goal. I thought that was Collins, I know it wasn't Vince.

Specnatz
08-21-2009, 03:57 PM
Wasn't Collins the QB when Sage had that crazy comeback game at Reliant the year before last? The Titans blew that big 4th QTR lead to Sage however Collins got the Titans close enough in the last seconds for Biranus to kick the winning field goal. I thought that was Collins, I know it wasn't Vince.

You would be correct.

Hervoyel
08-21-2009, 04:01 PM
Wasn't Collins the QB when Sage had that crazy comeback game at Reliant the year before last? The Titans blew that big 4th QTR lead to Sage however Collins got the Titans close enough in the last seconds for Biranus to kick the winning field goal. I thought that was Collins, I know it wasn't Vince.

Yes it was. He threw no picks that day but neither did he complete a touchdown pass. That was the Rob Bironas show. Still Collins was solid that day which is what I was talking about when it comes to the Titans keeping him clean. As long as he isn't being pounded on he's like that and the Titans have been pretty good about not putting too much on his shoulders and protecting him like he was as fragile as Vince's ego.

Blazing Arrow
08-21-2009, 04:27 PM
... Titans have been pretty good about not putting too much on his shoulders and protecting him like he was as fragile as Vince's ego.

Or Shammy Dumpty ... accept our O-line can keep a QB on his feet instead of on the turf.

Blazing Arrow
08-21-2009, 04:31 PM
Collins is 1-3 against us. We beat him when he was in New York in 2002, we beat him when he was with the Raiders in 2004. We split with him last season winning the second game. In those losses he's thrown 6 interceptions.

Generally you guys keep him upright and untouched which makes him reliable if unspectacular but make no mistake, Kerry Collins hasn't had a lot of success against the Texans. If you can knock the smell of cheap bourbon off of Collins a couple of times in a game it's not hard to get inside his head and get him started making mistakes.

Ummm not as a Titan. While Collins has been on the team the Titans are 5-1 against the cattle.

Texan_Bill
08-21-2009, 04:35 PM
He went 25-42 for 280 and as Herv said no TD's and no Picks that particular game.

Texan_Bill
08-21-2009, 04:38 PM
Or Shammy Dumpty ... accept our O-line can keep a QB on his feet instead of on the turf.

Just have to keep him away from the booze.

Specnatz
08-21-2009, 04:43 PM
Or Shammy Dumpty ... accept our O-line can keep a QB on his feet instead of on the turf.

You forgot about what prompted the change at QB. Radio got hurt.

infantrycak
08-21-2009, 04:51 PM
Collins is 1-3 against us. We beat him when he was in New York in 2002, we beat him when he was with the Raiders in 2004. We split with him last season winning the second game. In those losses he's thrown 6 interceptions.

He also has the dubious distinction of having twice given up quadfectas to Texans ILBs - sack, forced fumble, fumble recovery and TD. Once to Sharper as a Raider and once to DeMeco as a Titan. Both right in front of our seats.

Blazing Arrow
08-21-2009, 04:59 PM
You forgot about what prompted the change at QB. Radio got hurt.

He hurt himself. He obviously did not want to play with the way he was pouting on the bench.

Texan_Bill
08-21-2009, 04:59 PM
And back to our regularly scheduled programming of "Caption This":

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2668/3720749268_cf2dbf909e.jpg

Inspired by this picture, Flaming Sparrow jumps ship on the Titans and becomes a fan of Moore Goode Dick.

Blazing Arrow
08-21-2009, 05:05 PM
Kind of odd that going left to right the numbers of the previous person is the same as the first number of the next person.

Blazing Arrow
08-21-2009, 07:45 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0821/nfl_e_dallasstadium_300.jpg

"Someone else told me they heard that Reliant Stadium would fit in here, and my eyes tell me it's true." - Paul Kuharsky :this:

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcsouth/0-11-130/Strange-land--First-thoughts-from-Cowboys--home.html


Guess they do things bigger in Dallas?

TEXANRED
08-21-2009, 07:53 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0821/nfl_e_dallasstadium_300.jpg

"Someone else told me they heard that Reliant Stadium would fit in here, and my eyes tell me it's true." - Paul Kuharsky :this:

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcsouth/0-11-130/Strange-land--First-thoughts-from-Cowboys--home.html


Guess they do thinks bigger in Dallas?

Dallas can keep it. That looks like a really bad seat for the game.

Wolf
08-21-2009, 08:52 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0821/nfl_e_dallasstadium_300.jpg

"Someone else told me they heard that Reliant Stadium would fit in here, and my eyes tell me it's true." - Paul Kuharsky :this:

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcsouth/0-11-130/Strange-land--First-thoughts-from-Cowboys--home.html


Guess they do things bigger in Dallas?

what does that have to do with all the tea in china?

give it a week, the lines will be gone :tease:

Dread-Head
08-21-2009, 11:47 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0821/nfl_e_dallasstadium_300.jpg

"Someone else told me they heard that Reliant Stadium would fit in here, and my eyes tell me it's true." - Paul Kuharsky :this:

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcsouth/0-11-130/Strange-land--First-thoughts-from-Cowboys--home.html


Guess they do things bigger in Dallas?



So they moved from one stadium that looked like a big survival toilet...to one that looks like and EVEN BIGGER survival toilet. So freakin' what man. Dallas will make the Guiness book of world records for the worlds BIGGEST TOILET! I'm sure they must be very proud.

Bud Adams piece of CRAP toupeé + world's biggest toilet = serendipity baby!