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Vinny
08-02-2009, 02:04 PM
http://texansbullpen.com/09photogallery/Preseason/2009-08-02-TrainingCamp/Photos/DSC_0521.JPG

NitroGSXR
08-02-2009, 02:06 PM
And this is how you pull a Haynesworth move in the NFL.

Kaiser Toro
08-02-2009, 02:10 PM
http://texansbullpen.com/09photogallery/Preseason/2009-08-02-TrainingCamp/Photos/DSC_0521.JPG

Today at Albert Haynesworth's Position Camp the campers worked on their insane ass-clown posse moves.

m5kwatts
08-02-2009, 02:29 PM
Darnell Jenkins does his best Rodney King impression

ATXtexanfan
08-02-2009, 02:50 PM
"yo mama" joke gone bad

DocBar
08-02-2009, 03:09 PM
Not in the face!!!! Not in the face!!!!

DocBar
08-02-2009, 03:10 PM
Smell the foot. Smell the foot. Now take it. ( Spoken in your best Zohan accent)

Malloy
08-02-2009, 03:27 PM
Lick em Rookie, lick em!

(I must admit I prefer the 'not in the face' one) :)

[edit] A case of adult bullying.

GP
08-02-2009, 03:29 PM
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t128/gpshafer_1976/haynesworth_impersonation.jpg

awtysst
08-02-2009, 04:22 PM
http://texansbullpen.com/09photogallery/Preseason/2009-08-02-TrainingCamp/Photos/DSC_0521.JPG

"Coach, I am confused. I thought you said you wanted us DT's to be more like Albert Haynesworth."

mexican_texan
08-02-2009, 06:29 PM
Davis: "Ta-da!"

RipTraxx
08-02-2009, 07:02 PM
Its one small step for man....one giant....I HAVE A DREAM!

painekiller
08-02-2009, 07:05 PM
JUMP AROUND (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwQbPgouUYo)

GP
08-02-2009, 08:14 PM
I ate a cornerback and crapped a wide receiver!

:tiphat:

Big Lou
08-02-2009, 10:55 PM
Hey Darnnell, did I step in dog s**t ?!?!?!?!?!?

TEXANRED
08-02-2009, 11:43 PM
http://texansbullpen.com/09photogallery/Preseason/2009-08-02-TrainingCamp/Photos/DSC_0521.JPG

Dont ask. I dont know why. Maybe it has to do with the Tito's I have consumed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAKmAqyiJq8

Hottoddie
08-02-2009, 11:44 PM
http://texansbullpen.com/09photogallery/Preseason/2009-08-02-TrainingCamp/Photos/DSC_0521.JPG

Jenkins doing his best impression of Deion Sanders trying to tackle Larry Centers.

powerfuldragon
08-03-2009, 12:54 AM
http://texansbullpen.com/09photogallery/Preseason/2009-08-02-TrainingCamp/Photos/DSC_0521.JPG

dude on the right made me lol.

DocBar
08-03-2009, 08:05 AM
" In yet another example of "going green", NFL teams are now required to use players as obstacles in the high step drill.It has been reported that there will be hazard pay when linemen perform the drill. Film at 11".

HTown2ATX
08-04-2009, 02:18 PM
dude seriously, the guy on the right is making me laugh the hardest with his hands spread out.

False Start
08-04-2009, 04:42 PM
STOP!!! Hammer Time!

Goldensilence
08-04-2009, 04:51 PM
In a marketing ploy the Texans brass consider a boy band. They flushed the idea after one practice.

Wolf
09-12-2010, 08:12 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/50/fullj.ea28dd62ae08287b036e8b22d9da60ea/ea28dd62ae08287b036e8b22d9da60ea-getty-98604409bl009_indianapolis_.jpg

Hagar
09-12-2010, 08:20 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/50/fullj.ea28dd62ae08287b036e8b22d9da60ea/ea28dd62ae08287b036e8b22d9da60ea-getty-98604409bl009_indianapolis_.jpg

Everybody sing along to this old Ferlin Husky tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFMPRIcc6yQ):

On the wings of a snow-white dove
He sends His pure sweet love
A sign from above (sign from above)
On the wings of a dove (wings of a dove)

When troubles surround us, when evils come
The body grows weak (body grows weak)
The spirit grows numb (spirit grows numb)
When these things beset us, He doesn't forget us
He sends down His love (sends down His love)
On the wings of a dove (wings of a dove)

On the wings of a snow-white dove
He sends His pure sweet love
A sign from above (sign from above)
On the wings of a dove (wings of a dove)

Big Lou
09-12-2010, 08:25 PM
Reminds me of that scene in Office Space with the printer:

http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/officespace_printer.jpg

Goatcheese
09-12-2010, 08:27 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/50/fullj.ea28dd62ae08287b036e8b22d9da60ea/ea28dd62ae08287b036e8b22d9da60ea-getty-98604409bl009_indianapolis_.jpg

Doctor Mario - Does it hurt when I do this?

How about this?

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/a9/fullj.5d8e8f370ffbe14c7942afad6599b455/5d8e8f370ffbe14c7942afad6599b455-getty-98604409rm008_indianapolis_.jpg

Good.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100912/capt.5b608e394eb646408d2717d2af6538c6-5b608e394eb646408d2717d2af6538c6-0.jpg

Wolf
09-16-2010, 09:32 PM
Doctor Mario - Does it hurt when I do this?

How about this?

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/a9/fullj.5d8e8f370ffbe14c7942afad6599b455/5d8e8f370ffbe14c7942afad6599b455-getty-98604409rm008_indianapolis_.jpg

Good.

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100912/capt.5b608e394eb646408d2717d2af6538c6-5b608e394eb646408d2717d2af6538c6-0.jpg

LOL

I didn't know where to put this, but I dig this picture

http://iphone.indystar.com/photos/337013/full_mobile.jpg

hookinreds
09-16-2010, 09:44 PM
I could have gone the rest of my life not seeing Busing again. There really was a need to bring him back...F'ing Giants...you couldn't hide him somewhere??

DiehardChris
09-16-2010, 11:33 PM
I love how Peyton has his eyes closed in that first Mario/Peyton pic. Heh.

bckey
09-16-2010, 11:39 PM
About time you showed back up Vinny. Looks like the Redskins traded Haynesworth to us. Now we will be Redskins south.

DexmanC
09-16-2010, 11:41 PM
http://texansbullpen.com/09photogallery/Preseason/2009-08-02-TrainingCamp/Photos/DSC_0521.JPG

It was good while it lasted. We've all been cut!

GuerillaBlack
09-17-2010, 12:23 AM
About time you showed back up Vinny. Looks like the Redskins traded Haynesworth to us. Now we will be Redskins south.

Vinny isn't here still. The thread was posted last year.

Hookem Horns
09-17-2010, 12:28 AM
Vinny isn't here still. The thread was posted last year.

Yeah, I am actually concerned about him.

GuerillaBlack
09-17-2010, 12:42 AM
Yeah, I am actually concerned about him.

Yeah man. I just searched the 49ers board, and he hasn't been on there since last summer either. No one had contact with him? I thought he attended many Texans games.

Hookem Horns
09-17-2010, 01:08 AM
Yeah man. I just searched the 49ers board, and he hasn't been on there since last summer either. No one had contact with him? I thought he attended many Texans games.

He always did and often sent text messages to everyone from there.

Malloy
09-17-2010, 01:54 AM
I miss Vinny :(

Double Barrel
09-17-2010, 09:58 AM
Yeah, I am actually concerned about him.

Me, too. :(

Brando
09-17-2010, 10:52 AM
The last time I heard from Vinny was from his facebook status on June 14th. I hope he is okay also, we do miss him around here.

Showtime100
09-17-2010, 10:55 AM
I thought he was personal friends with many here. Friends, as in they see each other often in a non-Texan gathering.

At any rate I hope he's ok myself.

ObsiWan
09-17-2010, 10:56 AM
I miss Vinny :(

As do I. I've been wondering where he went but I don't really know who to ask.
idonno:

Brando
09-17-2010, 04:22 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f372/FrecklesCC/Earl/58565_437302061444_684236444_4938119_655142_n-2.jpg

GuerillaBlack
09-17-2010, 04:24 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f372/frecklescc/earl/58565_437302061444_684236444_4938119_655142_n-2.jpg

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

As Jacoby slips away...

bckey
09-17-2010, 11:34 PM
Vinny isn't here still. The thread was posted last year. You're right. I didn't pay attention to the date of the original post. I contacted Hervoyel and Eriadoc back in June about Vinny but nobody seems to know much. Here is what Eriadoc responded back then.

I heard he was taking a break during the offseason, so I'm assuming all is well with him. I imagine as training camps start up, he'll start popping in again.

So far that hasn't happened. Hervoyel would probably know more than anyone but he never responded back.

Wolf
09-19-2010, 07:02 PM
http://treebeard31.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/overloaded_truck.jpg

a little more people jump on the Texans bandwagon

mexican_texan
09-19-2010, 11:33 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/w2d6kk.jpg

mexican_texan
09-19-2010, 11:33 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/i2j4u8.jpg

mexican_texan
09-19-2010, 11:34 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/3bfxy.jpg

Goatcheese
09-20-2010, 12:05 AM
http://treebeard31.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/overloaded_truck.jpg

a little more people jump on the Texans bandwagon

Andre Johnson was recently seen carrying the entire Texans team on his back out of the playoff desert.

SteveSlaton20
09-20-2010, 12:20 AM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/canon_10_wk_02_04.jpg

DexmanC
09-20-2010, 12:23 AM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/canon_10_wk_02_04.jpg

PAY DA MAN!!!

(The guy behind him.) He needs some ice cream.

Kaiser Toro
09-20-2010, 12:27 AM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/canon_10_wk_02_04.jpg

These were not the Texans you were looking for

Scooter
09-20-2010, 12:32 AM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/canon_10_wk_02_04.jpg

"we want to stop the run and force the texans to throw."
WISH GRANTED!

Hagar
09-20-2010, 12:40 AM
I AM THE GREATEST!

http://www.maniacworld.com/muhammad-ali.jpg

SO AM I!

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/canon_10_wk_02_04.jpg

Grid
09-20-2010, 02:37 AM
omg Hagar...that is awesome.

Someone with photoshop skills needs to make that into a wallpaper.

Kulluminatii
09-20-2010, 03:32 AM
omg Hagar...that is awesome.

Someone with photoshop skills needs to make that into a wallpaper.

I'm not all that great with Photoshop, but I love that pic of Andre so I thought I would enlarge it, and then make a couple of variations of it. Hopefully somebody likes it :D.

*Note* I made them pretty big on purpose, but if you need a specific size, just ask and I'll upload it for you.

Andre Johnson - The Beast (http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/161/thebeastk.png)

The Beast - Abstract BLUE (http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8264/thebeastabstractblue.png)

The Beast - Abstract RED (http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9062/thebeastredabstract.png)

The Beast - Texans RED (http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2547/thebeasttexanslogored.png)

Andrew6
09-20-2010, 03:41 AM
I'm not all that great with Photoshop, but I love that pic of Andre so I thought I would enlarge it, and then make a couple of variations of it. Hopefully somebody likes it :D.

*Note* I made them pretty big on purpose, but if you need a specific size, just ask and I'll upload it for you.

Andre Johnson - The Beast (http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/161/thebeastk.png)

The Beast - Abstract BLUE (http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8264/thebeastabstractblue.png)

The Beast - Abstract RED (http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9062/thebeastredabstract.png)

The Beast - Texans RED (http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2547/thebeasttexanslogored.png)

Verrrry cool, had to rep you for that one. :fingergun:

wagonhed
09-20-2010, 05:08 AM
I'm not all that great with Photoshop, but I love that pic of Andre so I thought I would enlarge it, and then make a couple of variations of it. Hopefully somebody likes it :D.

*Note* I made them pretty big on purpose, but if you need a specific size, just ask and I'll upload it for you.

Andre Johnson - The Beast (http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/161/thebeastk.png)

The Beast - Abstract BLUE (http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8264/thebeastabstractblue.png)

The Beast - Abstract RED (http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9062/thebeastredabstract.png)

The Beast - Texans RED (http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2547/thebeasttexanslogored.png)

DUDE. Thanks for the new background. So badass.

Seņor Stan
09-20-2010, 06:29 AM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/canon_10_wk_02_04.jpg


♪♪ Fail to the Redskins! Fail Victory!
Braves on the morgue slab,
Goodnight to old DC! ♪♪

Dutchrudder
09-20-2010, 10:29 AM
I'm not all that great with Photoshop, but I love that pic of Andre so I thought I would enlarge it, and then make a couple of variations of it. Hopefully somebody likes it :D.

*Note* I made them pretty big on purpose, but if you need a specific size, just ask and I'll upload it for you.

Andre Johnson - The Beast (http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/161/thebeastk.png)

The Beast - Abstract BLUE (http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8264/thebeastabstractblue.png)

The Beast - Abstract RED (http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9062/thebeastredabstract.png)

The Beast - Texans RED (http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2547/thebeasttexanslogored.png)

I like the blue one the most, RP4U! :D

Dread-Head
09-20-2010, 10:49 AM
http://texansbullpen.com/09photogallery/Preseason/2009-08-02-TrainingCamp/Photos/DSC_0521.JPG


"Kickball! It's not just for kids anymore!"

Welcome back Sempai. You've been missed!

pbat488
09-20-2010, 11:18 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/m774mv.jpg

Kulluminatii
09-21-2010, 11:22 PM
I'm not all that great with Photoshop, but I love that pic of Andre so I thought I would enlarge it, and then make a couple of variations of it. Hopefully somebody likes it :D.

*Note* I made them pretty big on purpose, but if you need a specific size, just ask and I'll upload it for you.

Andre Johnson - The Beast (http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/161/thebeastk.png)

The Beast - Abstract BLUE (http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8264/thebeastabstractblue.png)

The Beast - Abstract RED (http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9062/thebeastredabstract.png)

The Beast - Texans RED (http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2547/thebeasttexanslogored.png)

Just thought I'd bump this just in case anyone overlooked a potential new wallpaper when the site went down. I need to brush up on my Photoshop skills and get back to where I was and make some better looking wallpapers. But until then, I"ll stick to merging two pics together and adding a few effects :shades:.

drs23
09-21-2010, 11:37 PM
Just thought I'd bump this just in case anyone overlooked a potential new wallpaper when the site went down. I need to brush up on my Photoshop skills and get back to where I was and make some better looking wallpapers. But until then, I"ll stick to merging two pics together and adding a few effects :shades:.

Great job Kull. Rep to ya!

Scooter
09-22-2010, 12:49 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/m774mv.jpg

that's just incredible. wow.

Wolf
12-03-2011, 12:56 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/bf/fullj.92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99/92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99-getty-134164158.jpg

srrono
12-03-2011, 01:51 PM
Rebirth Therapy on Steroids

Kgbmedic
12-03-2011, 02:45 PM
This is a bull rush.

Side note: He always opens his arms that wide when he tackles I noticed. I like it.

GlassHalfFull
12-03-2011, 02:47 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/bf/fullj.92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99/92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99-getty-134164158.jpg

JJ Watt powers over MJD


Watt lights up MJD

The Pencil Neck
12-03-2011, 04:03 PM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/bf/fullj.92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99/92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99-getty-134164158.jpg

Get in my BELLAH!

Kgbmedic
12-03-2011, 08:17 PM
Get in my BELLAH!

Funny!

Texan_Bill
12-03-2011, 08:26 PM
I was thinking of a quote from (and you old people might remember) a movie called Phantasm:


Ummmm... Awwwshittttt!!!

2BCF
12-04-2011, 03:04 AM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/bf/fullj.92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99/92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99-getty-134164158.jpg

Guess Watt happens now?

or

Watt's my name, *****?

Rey
12-04-2011, 03:26 AM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/bf/fullj.92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99/92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99-getty-134164158.jpg

Wanna get away?

Fly SW.

Rey
12-04-2011, 03:42 AM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/bf/fullj.92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99/92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99-getty-134164158.jpg

...so as you have gone through life there have been multiple occasions when you have looked at another man and yearned to have his throbbing organ in one of your orifices...?


...

DocBar
12-04-2011, 09:29 AM
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/bf/fullj.92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99/92e2bad59f3aa1d5ad8e2afcad04ff99-getty-134164158.jpgI will name him George and I will to hug him and squeeze him and pet him on the head.

burro
12-04-2011, 09:35 AM
http://texansbullpen.com/09photogallery/Preseason/2009-08-02-TrainingCamp/Photos/DSC_0521.JPG

"This is what happened to people who drop the ball! @$#@!"

Jacoby Jones:...:hides:

Texcore
12-04-2011, 10:22 AM
Jenkins is playing the role of the Copier in an Office Space recreation.