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badboy
07-30-2009, 01:51 PM
Post something that seems unlikely but has a chance of coming true. I'll start:

Dunta Robinson reports for practice Monday before game one. He has signed for $21 million guaranteed in a three year deal totaling $30 million. He makes two interception in his first game and deflects another pass that would have been a TD.

m5kwatts
07-30-2009, 02:02 PM
Okoye becomes a pro bowl DT and enters the discussion of one of the best DT
s in the NFL.

Quinn picks off 5-7 passes in the nickel.

The team goes 5-1 in the AFC south...

dalemurphy
07-30-2009, 02:10 PM
Post something that seems unlikely but has a chance of coming true. I'll start:

Dunta Robinson reports for practice Monday before game one. He has signed for $21 million guaranteed in a three year deal totaling $30 million. He makes two interception in his first game and deflects another pass that would have been a TD.

The Texan fanbase actually arrives at the stadium before kickoff and I am not universally hated in my section for cheering too loudly and standing up too often.

badboy
07-30-2009, 02:12 PM
Matt Schaub passes for 4500 yards, Slaton runs for 1600 and AJ has 1500. All are selected as Pro Bowl starters. Team misses play off with 10-6 record. Kubiak is seen kicking the Gatorade cannister after the last game ends in a 3 point loss.

Texan_Bill
07-30-2009, 02:12 PM
The Texan fanbase actually arrives at the stadium before kickoff - Myth

and I am not universally hated in my section for cheering too loudly and standing up too often. Truth

My responses. :whip:

HOU-TEX
07-30-2009, 02:18 PM
Post something that seems unlikely but has a chance of coming true. I'll start:

Dunta Robinson reports for practice Monday before game one. He has signed for $21 million guaranteed in a three year deal totaling $30 million. He makes two interception in his first game and deflects another pass that would have been a TD.

This has no chance of coming true. The Texans can't reopen contract negotiations with DR until the end of the season.

Personally, I think he'll show up to camp. Maybe not tomorrow, but I think he'll be there eventually.

brakos82
07-30-2009, 02:22 PM
We actually win 4 road games.

GermanTexan
07-30-2009, 03:17 PM
Mario Williams is the MVP of the 2010 Season (22 Sacks and 7 Forced Fumbles).

Goldensilence
07-30-2009, 03:34 PM
Matt Schaub starts and finishes all 16 games. Except for mop up duty.

spurstexanstros
07-30-2009, 03:34 PM
The Texan fanbase actually arrives at the stadium before kickoff and I am not universally hated in my section for cheering too loudly and standing up too often.

I felt the same way...I had to teach them how we in San Antonio cheer. They didnt take too kindly to the whooping and hollaring.

The bullpen does cheer loudly but outside of them....yawn.

Austrian
07-30-2009, 03:36 PM
Jacoby Jones returns 3 punts for TDs on his way to the pro bowl. AND he doesn't put the ball on the ground the whole season.

brakos82
07-30-2009, 03:37 PM
Jacoby Jones returns 3 punts for TDs on his way to the pro bowl. AND he doesn't put the ball on the ground the whole season.
Well, maybe after he spikes it in the endzone. :kingkong:

m5kwatts
07-30-2009, 03:37 PM
They didnt take too kindly to the whooping and hollaring.

Are you sure you didn't have a Spurs jersey on? We here in the H have a healthy level of hate for the Turds.

HOU-TEX
07-30-2009, 03:39 PM
Well, maybe after he spikes it in the endzone. :kingkong:

Or tosses it to his Mamma

badboy
07-30-2009, 03:46 PM
Or tosses it to his MammaMore like a handoff as he jumps into her arms in the stands.

spurstexanstros
07-30-2009, 03:49 PM
I got one.......

ok wait for it.........

Amobi makes a tackle in a critical situation.

no even better......


Amobi sacks the quarterback of the opposing team ..this year OL sacks dont count.

blitz90
07-30-2009, 04:07 PM
I'm salivating at just the chance of this happening.

Mario Williams is the MVP of the 2010 Season (22 Sacks and 7 Forced Fumbles).

76Texan
07-30-2009, 04:39 PM
Matt Schaub starts and finishes all 16 games. Except for mop up duty.

I would borrow Yankee's line here.

MS takes the 16th week off 'cause we have already secured home field advantage by then (or the situation had already settled), and plays week 17 to get ready for the play-offs.

76Texan
07-30-2009, 04:41 PM
Jacoby Jones returns 3 punts for TDs on his way to the pro bowl. AND he doesn't put the ball on the ground the whole season.

I will settle for just the second part and a few good returns! http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

HOU-TEX
07-30-2009, 04:50 PM
Mario Williams is the MVP of the 2010 Season (22 Sacks and 7 Forced Fumbles).

I'm salivating at just the chance of this happening.

Me too, but I'd rather see it this upcoming 09 season. :winky:

76Texan
07-30-2009, 04:52 PM
Me too, but I'd rather see it this upcoming 09 season. :winky:

Good catch! LOL!

HOU-TEX
07-30-2009, 04:55 PM
Good catch! LOL!

Heh,heh, I think we all knew what he/she meant. I was just ribbin them a little. :)

badboy
07-30-2009, 05:19 PM
Strong Safety Troy Nolan states it was a personal goal to be defensive Rookie of the Year and thanked his coaches for having faith in him and allowing him to have a remarkable year and achieve his goal.

TimeKiller
07-30-2009, 05:25 PM
Brian Cushing DROY

m5kwatts
07-30-2009, 05:37 PM
Brian Cushing DROY

This is actually pretty likely. LB's get tons of tackles and it always goes to the rookie with the most tackles.

b0ng
07-30-2009, 05:51 PM
There is a long and drawn out thread on this board discussing why Dan Orlovsky or Rex Grossman should be starting over Matt Schaub.

TimeKiller
07-30-2009, 07:03 PM
This is actually pretty likely. LB's get tons of tackles and it always goes to the rookie with the most tackles.

Plus with the attention he got from playing at USC the national media will already have a track on him. It's probably pretty hard to LOSE track of a 6'2'' 265 gorilla, much less if he lives up to expectation and is a hard-nosed, heavy-hitting tackle machine in the NFL

DocBar
07-30-2009, 07:22 PM
there is a long and drawn out thread on this board discussing why dan orlovsky or rex grossman should be starting over matt schaub.arrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Make the bad man stop!!!!!

Wolf
07-30-2009, 07:26 PM
Texans make the playoffs and Texan_Bill starts to use A-1 steak sauce


truth and a dare :whip::smiliedance:

DocBar
07-30-2009, 07:43 PM
Texans get in playoffs, Schaub is MVP, Cush gets DROY.

badboy
07-31-2009, 02:31 PM
Texans go 12-4, Kubiak named coach of year and Smith GM of the year. McNair offers multi year extensions saying "took me a while but I finally got it right."