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Chawky1
01-31-2005, 01:22 PM
Trying to put together the best possible NFL convict team with past or present players. I'd like to get to a depth of at least third string, and also have a pracitce squad, hehe. The final roster will be slotted based on the ability of the player in their prime. The crime may or may not have been during their playing career. Two players of similar football talent, the starting job goes to the one with the more severe crime...like murder over theft etc.

Here is what I have so far....

First String Offense:
QB - Steve McNair (DWI)
RB - OJ (murder)
RB - Jamal Lewis (drugs - 4 months jail)
WR - Michael Irvin ( coke dealer )
WR - Rae Carruth ( murder )
TE - Mark Chumura ( molestation / corruption of minor )
LT -
LG - Nate Newton ( drugs )
C - Barret Robbins (assault on 3 cops)
RG -
RT -
K - Sebastian Janikowski ( Drugs + Assault )

First String Defense:
DE - Leonard Little ( multiple DUI's, killed someone while drunk driving )
DT - Cortez Kennedy ( spousal abuse )
DT - Alonzo Spellman ( something with a gun )
DE - Mark Gastineau (Domestic assault / battery)
LB - Ray Lewis - ( murder )
LB - Lawrence Taylor (drugs)
LB - Bill Romanowski (drugs/assault)
DB -
DB -
FS - Brock Marion - Isurance Fraud
SS - Bennie Blades - Child Support
P -

Some of the bench so far....

RB - Cecil Collins - Drugs
RB - Lawrence Philips - Battery ?? Drugs ??
RB - Byron "Bam" Morris - Drugs
WR - Randy Moss - Hit meter maid
WR - Andre Rison - assualt on Left Eye I think
RB - Chris Warren - failure to pay child support
RB - Derrick Fenner - manslaughter
WR - Brian Blades - manslaughter
WR - Tommy Kane - murder - got 18 YEARS *dayum*
QB - Warren Moon - Choked/beat wife + cheerleader assault
RB - Jim Brown - Lying to FBI , vandalizing
FS - Eugene Robinson - Solicitation of prostitute before Super Bowl
FS - Marcus Coleman - DUI
QB - Todd Marinovich - Drugs
LS - Bryan Pittman - DWI
RB - Najeh Davenport - Illegal Dumping :rofl:
RB - Mercury Morris - Drugs

This started on the hawks board...but thought I would bring it over here since I am twisted and am looking for more input! Thanks in advance.

Nawzer
01-31-2005, 02:37 PM
I think Lawrence Taylor should definitely be on it. Don't forget Bill Romanowski the former Broncos and Raiders linebacker. Busts his own teammate's eyes and is also a racist. Might have used steroids.

dmt217
01-31-2005, 02:44 PM
Warren Moon (although he wasn't convicted): Wife beater, sexual assault on a Vikings chearleader

Blake
01-31-2005, 02:46 PM
I think Lawrence Taylor should definitely be on it. Don't forget Bill Romanowski the former Broncos and Raiders linebacker. Busts his own teammate's eyes and is also a racist. Might have used steroids.

Might! hahaha. I hope that is sarasm.

Have you ever seen the program? The defensive LB on juice is a replica of Bill Romanowski.

Ihategeeks
01-31-2005, 02:49 PM
QB - Steve McNair , DWI
S - Bennie Blades - Child Support
RB - Jim Brown - Lying to FBI , vandalizing
FS- Brock Marion - Insurance Fraud

Nawzer
01-31-2005, 03:28 PM
Don't forget our very own Marcus Coleman last year drinking and driving...

SESupergenius
01-31-2005, 03:59 PM
April 10, 2000 Mark Chmura Green Bay Packers tight end. Arrested, charged with
third-degree sexual assault.

Quarterback: Todd Marinovich, formerly of the Raiders. Played
two seasons in the NFL after being a first round pick of the
Raiders in 1991. Marinovich has a long track record with marijuana,
including a conviction for cultivation of the plant in 1998. That history earned him a well-deserved nickname: Todd
Marijuanavich.

August 30, 1999 Mark Gastineau Former professional football player. Arrested on
assault and domestic violence charges.

TEXANS84
01-31-2005, 04:36 PM
Don't forget, every team needs a long-snapper....and Bryan Pittman from the Texans (DWI) would suit your needs.

Errant Hothy
01-31-2005, 04:49 PM
Najeh Davenport - Didn't he get charged for the whole closet "droppig" incident.

Chawky1
01-31-2005, 08:25 PM
Very impressive so far....keep it up...we need to round out the roster heh

dan7
01-31-2005, 09:12 PM
Don't forget Mercury Morris (Miami Dolphins)....drug dealing!

kbourda
01-31-2005, 09:18 PM
You people are sad. How is this even remotely entertaining? Pathetic.

kbourda
01-31-2005, 09:19 PM
And furthermore i'm even more suprised that this thread hasn't been locked yet.

Lucky
01-31-2005, 09:23 PM
Pathetic.
I agree. But what grounds are there for locking the thread? Just pass by and let them have their "fun".

SESupergenius
01-31-2005, 09:51 PM
it's entertaining because i am mocking them for doing things that I would never do. So ya, this is as entertaining as Court TV.

Chawky1
01-31-2005, 10:00 PM
It's a twisted sort of thinking game...... c'mon it's practically the offseason and fast approaching the SLOW part of the offseason.

ThaShark316
01-31-2005, 11:06 PM
You people are sad. How is this even remotely entertaining? Pathetic.


*slaps kbourda upside his head* Damn man my bad,u had something in ur hair. :heh:

Come on son,its all in fun...whats SO bad about this?

Errant Hothy
02-01-2005, 12:30 AM
http://www.cracksmoker.com/

Use the above, go to the NFL page. You should have no problem finding all the talent you need.

Tedc
02-01-2005, 07:07 AM
It seems that you could make a complete team with Dallas Cowboys past and present players.

Someone get on that!

V Man
02-01-2005, 11:42 AM
RT- Eric Williams (Drugs and Alcohol)
DT- Leon Lett (Drugs)

TheOgre
02-01-2005, 01:04 PM
My favorite is Art Schlichter, former QB first round pick of the Colts (in the mid 80's). The guy was a gambling fiend and a con artist. Here is a good article on him:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=pasquarelli_len&id=1842970

JustBonee
02-01-2005, 02:26 PM
On your fantasy thug team, you may want to get Jim Brown off the bench and next to Killer OJ ...:rofl: .. Jim Brown was well known for violent assaults after his football career ended. He went to Hollywood ..and (supposedly) threw a woman over a balcony during his 'movie star' days. He also smashed his wife's car up with a shovel. .. guess the adrenaline didn't stop flowing after his playing days.

Chawky1
02-01-2005, 03:19 PM
BAHHHH, I passed the time limit on the edit post thing for the first post. I wanted to make the changes ya'all suggested. Some good stuff in there! I had completely forgotten about Lett, Williams, and Art. I'm somewhat shocked that there aren't more Raitards and Cowgirls. As for the Jim Brown thing, I didn't realize he was THAT well known for assault...he should be bumped up heh.

infantrycak
02-01-2005, 04:49 PM
You can just hit the quote button on that post and then take the[ quote] & [/ quote] out of it and edit.

ColdSteelBlue
02-04-2005, 06:10 AM
Don't forget DT Dexter Manley(cocaine)

mike moffat
02-05-2005, 12:22 PM
You forgot the most important position and person..........
Bud Adams.......impersonating an NFL Owner!!!! :banana:

Lauren
06-20-2005, 12:03 PM
Saw this today...someone else's take on the convict game.

The NFL All-Criminal Team (http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=850&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=6&StoryYear=2005)

Edit: Just to let you know, there are some cuss words in it.

Big B Texan Fan
06-20-2005, 01:16 PM
Saw this today...someone else's take on the convict game.

The NFL All-Criminal Team (http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=850&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=6&StoryYear=2005)

Edit: Just to let you know, there are some cuss words in it.
That was hilarious, thanx for the link.

Bull Rush
06-20-2005, 04:54 PM
How bout Michael Pittman in the Backfield. -- 3rd domestic violence case involved him running his Hummer into the Benzo that his wife and kid were in

Dwight Smith at Corner/Saftey (nickel back). ---Pulled Gun on a guy at a McDonalds drive-through. His 2nd gun offense already.

Back up QB Adrien McPhearson--Was kicked out of FSU and did 21 months for illegal gambling