View Full Version : Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft 2009

04-17-2009, 07:33 AM
I love these..........hate to make fun of one of my guys but it has to be done


Detroit Lions: Matt Stanford, QB, Georgia
The Detroit Lion need help. And not just help. They need a ton of help. They need so many help I cannot even fit them into these paragraph. The Detroit Lion have become the first winless team to lose all of their game of all time.

As my father, Emmitt uhh... Senior the First tolded me, a man can only be debacled so many time. Well, my friends, I am here to tell you that the 53 players on the Detroit Lion can only be debacled so many time. That is why I believe the Detroit Lion need to take the best quarterbacks in the NFL Draft.


Houston Texans: Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State
For the first time in the Houston Texas career, they have become an all-around good football club. Unfortunately, not all of their player are good all-around.

I am looking at you, Owen David. I have Owen David on my fantasy football team in the 2008 season, and sometime he score 30 points and then sometime he only had two point. Sometime even no point! He just did not draw the double team!

I have never seen Brandon Pettigrew play football before, but I know he better than Owen David. This is like if someone asking me, "Emmitt, would you rather get hit upside the head with baseball bat or something that do not look so hard." I will say 100 percent of the time, which is probably most of the time, that I would rather get blowed in the head with something soft and smooth.

04-17-2009, 08:11 AM
This is awfull. What do you expect from a Cowboy...?

Edit: Guess I should check a link. I thought this is just what Emmit wrote. SOunds about right.

04-17-2009, 08:20 AM
This is awfull. What do you expect from a Cowboy...?

Edit: Guess I should check a link. I thought this is just what Emmit wrote. SOunds about right.

LOL..its a joke with Waltersfootball. As a Cowboy fan I feel bad laughing but the guys TV days brought it upon himself.:wacko:

04-17-2009, 08:37 AM
This just made my morning!

"Second, ESPN terminationed me from broadcasting on their TV for unjustible reason. They say I cannot communicate with public. Well, if you readin' this mark draft, I am communicationing just fine, thank you. Third, I ask out Suzy Colbert after I got fire, and she said, "I do not date unemployed folk." And third, my namesakes, Andre Smith do a bad job at the Combine."


04-17-2009, 11:40 AM
I just spit reading this

Seattle Seahawks: Eugene Malone, OT, Virginia
This Seattle club is in between a rock and a... uhh... boulder. They have... have... has two choices. They can draft Michael Treecrab to play alongside Darren Branch, Nate Berlin and T.J. Houshmandzadeh. Or they can go with a left tackle like Eugene Malone who have the ability to keep Matt Hassel gettin' roughed up from the behind a dozen time per season every week.

It is not good to have quarterback who gettin' roughed up in the behind. It is not good for team morals. Only one quarterback of all time like to get roughed up in the behind. T.O. tolded me in coincidentiallity that man name is Jeff Garcia. How can a man like to get roughed up in the behind? Do he do it for the pain? I cannot even figure out to start answer these. I am convincement that T.O. is lying. But do not hear these from me!

04-17-2009, 11:47 AM
Holy crap! That Garcia stuff is freakin' hilarious.

04-17-2009, 11:52 AM
Who is this Owen David he speaks of? I only know Owen Daniels!

04-17-2009, 12:14 PM
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

04-17-2009, 02:39 PM
You know, someone who loves him should just tell him point blank to go back and get some school work in. I mean at first it was a good joke. But now, it's so sad as to be heart breaking. I hate the cowboys. But surly someone close to him would have some love and confront him on it. Emmit, your english language arts work is just horrible. Everytime you post this crap.....it makes you look like the village *****. Go hire someone and get coached up. Marshal Faulk ought to be in the chair right next to him.

04-18-2009, 12:15 AM
Emmitt could sue these guys if how they project his "communication skills" wasn't so close to reality. Its a good thing Dancing with the Stars didn't involve speaking.

What was ESPN thinking?

Then again, Mike Ditka's still there and his communication skills aren't exactly on the FDR or Daniel Webster level either.