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HouSportsWriter
04-07-2009, 08:14 PM
ok.....i just got a summer job..... that makes $35 an hour ok....

i think i wana get 3 season tickets....

i need the foloing info,,,,,,

what the best quality tickets i can get with $12000 rember i need 3

how much do you pay for parking and food .... for 3

where the best seciton out of sun..


ps,, i am not buying tickets as of now just colecting info thank you =]



oh yah if you must no how i got a job is i new an owner of a restruant and where good freinds so he gave me a *farm* job


and yes texas alows 14 year olds 2 work part time


relly need the info thanks =]

TheIronDuke
04-07-2009, 08:33 PM
You're my favorite poster ever.

NitroGSXR
04-07-2009, 10:30 PM
You're my favorite poster ever.
I don't know about that but that post of his alone probably belongs in a posting hall of fame somewhere.

I just got back from Sears Grand and had a rough time with my seven year old. I was mad and then I opened this thread.

Funniest. Post. Ever.

Grams
04-08-2009, 06:26 AM
I have been working for 45 years and I don't make $35.00 and hour. Must be nice.

After the 7.625% for SS taxes and another 27% FWT taxes will knock that down by about a third.

Drew_Smoke
04-08-2009, 07:48 AM
Dude...if you got 12 g's to spend on tix...you'll be sitting pretty much wherever you want.

TheIronDuke
04-08-2009, 07:57 AM
I have been working for 45 years and I don't make $35.00 and hour. Must be nice.

After the 7.625% for SS taxes and another 27% FWT taxes will knock that down by about a third.

True but I don't think math is beast's strong suit.

Why someone would pay above minimum wage for a kid with very little command of the English language is beyond me. Isn't there an illegal alien the guy can find who probably knows English a little better somewhere?

MannyFresh
04-08-2009, 10:01 AM
Did this "kid" get the memo April Fool's Day was last Wednesday?

headsplint
04-08-2009, 12:48 PM
I have been working for 45 years and I don't make $35.00 and hour. Must be nice.

After the 7.625% for SS taxes and another 27% FWT taxes will knock that down by about a third.

You can work with me. I make 40 billion hundred dollars an hour.

Grams
04-08-2009, 12:53 PM
It is really a shame that my 8 year old granddaugther can spell and type better than a 14 year old.

Speedy
04-08-2009, 02:01 PM
Not only can he not spell, he doesn't know where to put his decimals either.

ok.....i just got a summer job..... that makes $3.50 an hour ok....

i think i wana get 3 season tickets....

i need the foloing info,,,,,,

what the best quality tickets i can get with $120.00 rember i need 3

Fixed it.

HouSportsWriter
04-08-2009, 04:13 PM
corection i do make 35 $ an hour if you no where neals restraunt is

i new the owner for 3 years he owns a farm -.- + he nos i help elderly nabors bye doing there garbage thats a big +

HouSportsWriter
04-08-2009, 04:15 PM
i make $9.50 per basket and i get 5 baskets an hour that = 35$

TheIronDuke
04-08-2009, 04:38 PM
Like, weaving baskets?

And by Neal's restaurant are you referring to the one in Concan?

DoCRoN
04-08-2009, 04:44 PM
Wow not only does he have total command of the English language, he's quite the math wizz to boot!

So 9.5 x 5 does = 35.... :thinking:

HouSportsWriter
04-08-2009, 04:46 PM
miss type.... my bad yall are all real ass's i just want you 2 relize that i came here to talk texans


not 2 be talked to like garbage! yall mother ****ers need to grow some balls....

HouSportsWriter
04-08-2009, 04:47 PM
no wander no 1 joins! becuse yall treat us like garbage!


every post i make yall diss thats it im out **** yall and thank you 2 the 1s who were nice to me and apprecitated what i did for yall

TheIronDuke
04-08-2009, 04:56 PM
Well.........bye.

http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/612capture_tombstone03.jpg

Blake
04-08-2009, 05:34 PM
Well you are in luck. I made $35 an hour cleaning rocks at a hotel last summer and tried to use the money to buy tickets. Sadly you need to make at least $36 an hour to buy 3 season tickets to the Texans. Damn inflation.

Grams
04-08-2009, 05:40 PM
no wander no 1 joins! becuse yall treat us like garbage!


every post i make yall diss thats it im out **** yall and thank you 2 the 1s who were nice to me and apprecitated what i did for yall

I don't believe you did anything for me.

All you did was prove that you should be in summer school taking a class in English, Math and Spelling this summer.

NitroGSXR
04-08-2009, 05:45 PM
Well you are in luck. I made $35 an hour cleaning rocks at a hotel last summer and tried to use the money to buy tickets. Sadly you need to make at least $36 an hour to buy 3 season tickets to the Texans. Damn inflation.
Well... He said he makes 9.50 per basket at 5 baskets an hour. That comes to $47.50 per hour. I think he's got inflation covered there. Now... If I was making 47.50 an hour, i'd be hard-pressed not to hire an accountant to help maintain my finances. My advice at this point for slatonisabeast is to hire an accountant...

Drew_Smoke
04-08-2009, 06:33 PM
I had a buddy growing up that spelled and wrote alot like Beast. He even quit school after the sixth grade. He was a big ol boy like Jethro Bodine, too. My folks use to call him Jethro and laugh. Told me to stay away from him cuz he was a loser.

By the time he was 20 he had his own business going repairing cars. My folks sure weren't laughing when they took their cars to him...lol

Today? He owns a nice car repair shop. He has BM'er, a big Ford diesel, and whatever that car is his ol' lady drives. I love floatin' in his pool and fishing out of his boat.


And he'll still give you his last dollar if you need it, too.

Screw 'em if they can't take a joke, Beast. Just be who you are and take the high road when the Interent Police show up.

See you at a game, too.

To the rest of y'all...he ain't Paki. He's a kid so cut him some slack.

Speedy
04-08-2009, 07:00 PM
Being a kid...fine.
Having lots of money...great
Being 14 and dumber than a bag of hammers are inexcusable.

Translation for our Beast friend;

Be an a kid....fine
Haveen lots of mony...grate
Not be an able to spell cat if I spotted you the k and the t..........

Beast, did u no yur boss is skruing u out ov 17 dolars a hour? (47.50 - 35 = 17)

Drew_Smoke
04-08-2009, 07:02 PM
Being a kid...fine.
Having lots of money...great
Being 14 and dumber than a bag of hammers are inexcusable.

Translation for our Beast friend;

Be an a kid....fine
Haveen lots of mony...grate
Not be an able to spell cat if I spotted you the k and the t..........

Cool...maybe he'll tell us what school district he is in and you can have a talk with the superintendent.

Blake
04-08-2009, 07:04 PM
http://hauteconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/screw-you-guys-im-going-home-102108-1.jpg

Speedy
04-08-2009, 07:12 PM
Cool...maybe he''l tell him what school district he is in and you can have a talk with the superintendent.

Someone needs to.

imatexan
04-09-2009, 03:07 AM
Dang he finaly got mad.
I still suspect a titans fan.:cowboy1:

Texans_Chick
04-09-2009, 10:02 AM
ok.....i just got a summer job..... that makes $35 an hour ok....

i think i wana get 3 season tickets....

i need the foloing info,,,,,,

what the best quality tickets i can get with $12000 rember i need 3

how much do you pay for parking and food .... for 3

where the best seciton out of sun..


ps,, i am not buying tickets as of now just colecting info thank you =]



oh yah if you must no how i got a job is i new an owner of a restruant and where good freinds so he gave me a *farm* job


and yes texas alows 14 year olds 2 work part time


relly need the info thanks =]

When the Texans distribute their season tickets around July, a lot of people will come on message boards to sell tickets.

Usually, you can find season ticket deals that suit your price range. There's not really a bad seat in the stadium--it all depends on your preferences.

If you meet a MB person to buy tickets, be sure to meet in a public place.

I hope that helps you.

Go Texans! :fans:

Joe Texan
04-09-2009, 01:29 PM
send me the 12 grand and I will get you 3 good seats

Drew_Smoke
04-09-2009, 02:08 PM
If you meet a MB person to buy tickets, be sure to meet in a public place.


Now that's some Motherly advice there.

And it is good advice...especially when meeting strange women from Craigslist.

swtbound07
04-09-2009, 04:03 PM
not only am I doubting his job, I'm having to go to NFL.com to watch clips to confirm that Slaton really was a beast.

Andrew6
04-09-2009, 04:48 PM
:photos:Being a kid...fine.
Having lots of money...great
Being 14 and dumber than a bag of hammers are inexcusable.

Translation for our Beast friend;

Be an a kid....fine
Haveen lots of mony...grate
Not be an able to spell cat if I spotted you the k and the t..........

Beast, did u no yur boss is skruing u out ov 17 dolars a hour? (47.50 - 35 = 17)

thats funny. Giving the kid crap about spelling and yet not learning himself. Come on now.

Speedy
04-09-2009, 05:14 PM
:photos:

thats funny. Giving the kid crap about spelling and yet not learning himself. Come on now.

Hello...it was purposely spelled that way. But you had a problem with "grate" and not "haveen"? Come on now!

disaacks3
04-09-2009, 05:48 PM
When the Texans distribute their season tickets around July, a lot of people will come on message boards to sell tickets.

Usually, you can find season ticket deals that suit your price range. There's not really a bad seat in the stadium--it all depends on your preferences.

If you meet a MB person to buy tickets, be sure to meet in a public place.

I hope that helps you.

Go Texans! :fans: No kidding! Have you SEEN what some of these folks look like in the daylight? :hide::eek::dontknowa

CloakNNNdagger
04-11-2009, 08:52 AM
ok.....i just got a summer job..... that makes $35 an hour ok....

i think i wana get 3 season tickets....

i need the foloing info,,,,,,

what the best quality tickets i can get with $12000 rember i need 3

how much do you pay for parking and food .... for 3

where the best seciton out of sun..


ps,, i am not buying tickets as of now just colecting info thank you =]



oh yah if you must no how i got a job is i new an owner of a restruant and where good freinds so he gave me a *farm* job


and yes texas alows 14 year olds 2 work part time


relly need the info thanks =]


This won't help you figure your taxes, but it will help you communicate with the IRS when they come knocking:


ieSpell - A Spell Checker for Internet Explorer (Download) (http://www.iespell.com/download.php)

steelbtexan
04-11-2009, 10:42 AM
Being a kid...fine.
Having lots of money...great
Being 14 and dumber than a bag of hammers are inexcusable.

Translation for our Beast friend;

Be an a kid....fine
Haveen lots of mony...grate
Not be an able to spell cat if I spotted you the k and the t..........

Beast, did u no yur boss is skruing u out ov 17 dolars a hour? (47.50 - 35 = 17)

Eksellent post

steelbtexan
04-11-2009, 10:47 AM
send me the 12 grand and I will get you 3 good seats

I want some of that action.

I have 4 tickets. I will sell you 1 for $ 12,000

See 4-1 +3

Aint this new math thngy grate. LOL