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marv800
01-15-2009, 11:14 AM
Why not bring in Plaxico Burress and Marvin Harrison! Then we could bring the "Run & Shoot" offense back to Houston!

*ducks under desk*

BigBull17
01-15-2009, 11:15 AM
Why not bring in Plaxico Burress and Marvin Harrison! Then we could bring the "Run & Shoot" offense back to Houston!

*ducks under desk*

Harrison is a cold blooded assassin. Thats crazy that they dont really talk about that, yet focus on the other losers.

gg no re
01-15-2009, 11:18 AM
I see what you did there

disaacks3
01-15-2009, 11:22 AM
:thinking:

:backsout:

Cjeremy635
01-15-2009, 11:24 AM
Harrison is a cold blooded assassin. Thats crazy that they dont really talk about that, yet focus on the other losers.

Huh? What did I miss?

Texan_Bill
01-15-2009, 11:25 AM
:mcnugget:

:confused:

HOU-TEX
01-15-2009, 11:25 AM
Great thread.......Negative rep to all. :worm:

Ryan
01-15-2009, 11:26 AM
what in the world?

disaacks3
01-15-2009, 11:29 AM
If Marv has to explain the joke, it's just not worth it...

Seņor Stan
01-15-2009, 11:32 AM
Why not bring in Plaxico Burress and Marvin Harrison! Then we could bring the "Run & Shoot" offense back to Houston!

*ducks under desk*

This team is incomplete without Rae Carruth.

If OJ gets out of jail he would fit the "one cut" (okay maybe two cuts) running back we have been looking for.

Porky
01-15-2009, 11:46 AM
Ahhh. Okay it took me a minute but I got it!

Not bad Marv, not bad. :user:

HOU-TEX
01-15-2009, 11:57 AM
If Marv has to explain the joke, it's just not worth it...

I think most got the joke, but just find it odd a new thread was started for it. :thinking:

Brando
01-15-2009, 11:58 AM
Why not bring in Plaxico Burress and Marvin Harrison! Then we could bring the "Run & Shoot" offense back to Houston!

*ducks under desk*


:heh: Nice one Marv.

But it would be as good as the last time it was here...

The Run and Shoot yourself in the foot or Run and Bust a cap in your ass.

Sideline
01-15-2009, 12:10 PM
Took me a bit too long to latch onto the joke here, however after the ten minutes I sat staring at the screen it clicked. Nice one made me laugh eventually.

Texan_Bill
01-15-2009, 12:14 PM
Now it makes sense. Especially after I saw the other thread started by Marv: What FA should we be Gunning for?

:heh:

BigBull17
01-15-2009, 12:25 PM
Huh? What did I miss?

He tried to murder some guy who stepped on his shoe or something. It's always the quiet ones... BTW, OJ being a 2 cut back is almost too disturbing. Almost.

Errant Hothy
01-15-2009, 12:26 PM
Could we convert Tank Johnson to an O-linemen, he might be the ultimate Run & Shoot lineman.

b0ng
01-15-2009, 12:57 PM
Why not bring in Plaxico Burress and Marvin Harrison! Then we could bring the "Run & Shoot" offense back to Houston!

*ducks under desk*

Monster take, rack 'em.

AnthonyE
01-15-2009, 01:23 PM
Why not bring in Plaxico Burress and Marvin Harrison! Then we could bring the "Run & Shoot" offense back to Houston!

*ducks under desk*

lol, nice. :spit:

Wolf
01-15-2009, 01:55 PM
Why not bring in Plaxico Burress and Marvin Harrison! Then we could bring the "Run & Shoot" offense back to Houston!

*ducks under desk*


No hopefully it is gone, with Richards they"run and shoot" they scored again defense

no more: (part the battle)red sea defense from Richard "Moses" Smith .. I hope Bush can kick some tail

:fans:

El Tejano
01-15-2009, 04:45 PM
Well I know of another FA that could fit in this run and shoot offense. I think Ray Carruth would come cheap seeing as how he's been out of football for um....10 years.

Ryan
01-15-2009, 06:48 PM
Wow I finally got it. not bad haha

Thorn
01-15-2009, 06:50 PM
Wow I finally got it. not bad haha

Yeah, it took me a bit before I realized what he had done. LOL

Norg
01-16-2009, 01:21 AM
Burress shot himself ..... can he even still play 100%

and marvin is old .... and u know where all old WR's go CHICAGO !!!!!!!!!


ill pass on both thank u very much


i wouldnt mind ohico cinco tho but the cost to get him would also be 2 high IMO

Shaft75
01-16-2009, 01:30 AM
Burress shot himself ..... can he even still play 100%

and marvin is old .... and u know where all old WR's go CHICAGO !!!!!!!!!


ill pass on both thank u very much


i wouldnt mind ohico cinco tho but the cost to get him would also be 2 high IMO

Thanks for making this thread even more entertaining Norg!!!

Great analysis!
(sarcasm)

Texecutioner
01-16-2009, 01:44 AM
Run N Shoot? Couldn't that be the slogan for the Cowboys? :thisbig:

BuffaloglennTX
01-16-2009, 08:22 AM
Run N Shoot? Couldn't that be the slogan for the Cowboys? :thisbig:

No that wouldn't apply to the Cowboys. Their slogan, quoted by none other than their owner Jerry Jones (aka Skeletor), is "Glitz and Glitter". ***** and Moan could apply too I guess.

Specnatz
01-16-2009, 09:01 AM
No that wouldn't apply to the Cowboys. Their slogan, quoted by none other than their owner Jerry Jones (aka Skeletor), is "Glitz and Glitter". ***** and Moan could apply too I guess.

I thought ***** and Moan would be the titans? :lion:

76Texan
01-16-2009, 10:46 AM
Why would the Texans need any of them?
They done shoot themselves in the foot plenty enough! :gun: