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Dread-Head
12-20-2008, 11:30 PM
For some time now there has been some degree of controversy (personally I think it's all Texan-Bill's fault) concerning the BCIS standings and how the best teams in college football are ranked and what variables determine a team's standing. Should we stick with the current system, or abandon it in favor of a type of playoff system. Several pundits, sports writers, coaches fans, politicians (and Bill) have all made their voices known...so I WON'T add my two cents.

What concerns ME right now...is simply how we determine the WORST team in college football. For every man there's a woman, for every Yin there's a Yang, for every Boston Celtics there are Washington Wizzards and accordingly for every #1 ranked team there HAS to someone on the bottom. Rather than simply letting the sports writers determine this one I say we get the two teams with the WORST records in College Football and let them play it out in the American Standard TOILET BOWL. This one would have a twist. The trophy (in this case an old...decrepid, ...stained...retired because it it was to unsightly to be used in a filthy gas station bathroom TOILET) would be given to the LOSER. At the end of the game the winning team would be allowed to leave but the LOSERS would have to stay on the field, have to leave with the old skanky toilet and the crowd (including the opposing team) the officials and NCAA representatives would be able to jeer, belittle them and pelt them with insults, epithats, and garbage.

The American Standard Toilet Bowl...only on ESPN 2....think about it!

TexanSam
12-21-2008, 01:54 AM
I think they had that game already...Washington vs Washington State. Can't remember who won though

Dread-Head
12-21-2008, 08:31 PM
I think they had that game already...Washington vs Washington State. Can't remember who won though

Who awarded the losing team their toilet?

mexican_texan
12-23-2008, 12:58 AM
Isn't there a rivalry game where a golden toilet seat is the trophy?