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axman40
11-17-2008, 06:21 PM
Just a light hearted thread about what is softer than our D please feel free to add what you thinkCharmin Ultra Soft Bathroom Tissue, 8 Giant Rolls (Pack of 5) http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Vps3ABP1L._SS500_.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Vps3ABP1L._SS500_.jpg


Because it's Ultra Soft!
:fans:

Ole Miss Texan
11-17-2008, 06:25 PM
That stuff is like sandpaper compared to our defense.

Texan_Bill
11-17-2008, 06:31 PM
Re: What is softer than our Defense?

http://images.chron.com/blogs/sportsjustice/archives/Tracy.jpg

powerfuldragon
11-17-2008, 06:32 PM
http://images.chron.com/blogs/sportsjustice/archives/Tracy.jpg

i'd have said yao, but hey.

Brando
11-17-2008, 06:32 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/Funny%20Pictures/Butter_with_a_butter_knife-1.jpg

axman40
11-17-2008, 06:44 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/Israeli_Pancake_Mix.jpg/250px-Israeli_Pancake_Mix.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Israeli_Pancake_Mix.jpg)
:texflag:

Texan_Bill
11-17-2008, 06:45 PM
http://www.e-scoutcraft.com/activities/marshmallow.jpg

Brando
11-17-2008, 06:45 PM
http://jakoblin.net/Documents/madtv_m5_stuart.jpg


Actually he might cover better than our CB's. :thud:

76Texan
11-17-2008, 06:50 PM
Kubiak

disaacks3
11-17-2008, 06:56 PM
http://brands.kraftfoods.com/jello/img/products/flavors/img-mixed-fruit-gelatin-dessert.jpg
http://brands.kraftfoods.com/jello/images/img-craft-jigglers.jpg

Porky
11-17-2008, 06:57 PM
http://www.seduttosicecream.com/ParchmentMailers/pillsbury_doughboy.jpg

Porky
11-17-2008, 06:59 PM
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2197641/stuartSmalley-main_Full.jpg

Porky
11-17-2008, 06:59 PM
I move to change the thread title to "What is TOUGHER than our defense".

All opposed?

axman40
11-17-2008, 07:05 PM
I move to change the thread title to "What is TOUGHER than our defense".

All opposed?
It works either way!
:texflag:

stingray
11-17-2008, 07:10 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb167/ray9175/richard_simmons.jpg

axman40
11-17-2008, 07:18 PM
Diversions are fun and healthy. It helps restore perspective.

Sort of an intellectual palette cleanser.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9a/Stay-puff-marshmellow-man-film.jpg/200px-Stay-puff-marshmellow-man-film.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Stay-puff-marshmellow-man-film.jpg)
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

:texflag:

Buffi2
11-17-2008, 07:22 PM
http://www.tiaramaking.com/images/products/20-marabou-feathers-1.jpg

DerekLee1
11-17-2008, 07:26 PM
http://www.celebnewswire.com/salma%20hayek%20has%20huge%20boobs.jpg

stingray
11-17-2008, 07:27 PM
http://www.celebnewswire.com/salma%20hayek%20has%20huge%20boobs.jpg

Ohhh, Those aren't soft at all.... Well, I wish I could find out but I'm pretty sure.

Thorn
11-17-2008, 07:27 PM
Our defense is softer, mushier and stinkier than what comes out of the south end of a north bound cow.

moo

headsplint
11-17-2008, 07:28 PM
http://www.celebnewswire.com/salma%20hayek%20has%20huge%20boobs.jpg

Well now I know i'm not. :whip:

spurstexanstros
11-17-2008, 07:37 PM
Just a light hearted thread about what is softer than our D please feel free to add what you thinkCharmin Ultra Soft Bathroom Tissue, 8 Giant Rolls (Pack of 5) http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Vps3ABP1L._SS500_.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Vps3ABP1L._SS500_.jpg


Because it's Ultra Soft!
:fans:

Why is there a picture of T-Mac in the 4th quarter of last friday's Spurs game? I guess that is what the "t" stands for.

spurstexanstros
11-17-2008, 07:38 PM
http://images.chron.com/blogs/sportsjustice/archives/Tracy.jpg

dang it stole my joke I shoulda read down.

Corrosion
11-17-2008, 07:42 PM
All of those things are soft .... yet none of them are as soft as the Texans D .... Sorry TB , not even McPurse.

Hagar
11-17-2008, 08:49 PM
"The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world.
Through this I know the advantage of taking no action." -
-- Lao Tzu

ATX
11-17-2008, 09:05 PM
http://healthcare.zdnet.com/images/clouds_320.jpg

GlassHalfFull
11-17-2008, 09:10 PM
This is what our defense brings to mind for me

http://www.fullscaleradio.com/catalog/550px-NCI_swiss_cheese.jpg

Specnatz
11-17-2008, 09:27 PM
This is what our defense brings to mind for me

http://www.fullscaleradio.com/catalog/550px-NCI_swiss_cheese.jpg

Our D reminds me of the French.

ObsiWan
11-17-2008, 09:41 PM
http://www.celebnewswire.com/salma%20hayek%20has%20huge%20boobs.jpg

well so much for any more football thoughts
siiiiigh.....

Wolf
11-17-2008, 09:45 PM
No offense to the guys playing defense but this young lady actually has a scheme against this opponent meanwhile our scheme has no match
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/231485149_4cb9cc35bc.jpg

Runner
11-17-2008, 09:52 PM
Calling the Texans defense soft is an insult to soft.

axman40
11-17-2008, 10:13 PM
Our D reminds me of the French.

The French Salute pictures

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/9500/The-French-Salute--9853.jpg (http://www.freakingnews.com/The-French-Salute-Pics-12635.asp)

Lady Liberty pays tribute to Chirac with the French salute.
:specnatz:

Wolf
11-17-2008, 10:17 PM
I don't want our defense to be compared to the french because we'd change our uniforms to brown ... instead of battle red day it would the Sh*t brown day

For those that haven't heard the joke

It goes kinda like this.. the british used to wear the "red coats" because in battle the uniform would hid the blood and not freak out the other new soldiers.. well the french wore brown pants because when war came, it would hide the Sh*t in their pants

:joker:

Runner
11-17-2008, 10:23 PM
"The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world.
Through this I know the advantage of taking no action." -
-- Lao Tzu

I don't think this applies to the Texans quaggy defense. Taking no action has a familiar ring to it though.

utahmark
11-17-2008, 10:26 PM
http://thepioneerwoman.com/2006/06/the_softest_sub.html

are we softer than a nut sac?

Tedc
11-17-2008, 10:27 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y224/Tedc/stool.jpg

awtysst
11-17-2008, 10:33 PM
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Q-A/PerfectMashedPotatoes.JPG

will742
11-17-2008, 10:35 PM
http://www.celebnewswire.com/salma%20hayek%20has%20huge%20boobs.jpg

Think soft thoughts, think soft thoughts. :headhurts:



^^ Is that Idahoan mashed potatoes?? :heat:

Specnatz
11-17-2008, 10:43 PM
I don't want our defense to be compared to the french because we'd change our uniforms to brown ... instead of battle red day it would the Sh*t brown day

For those that haven't heard the joke

It goes kinda like this.. the british used to wear the "red coats" because in battle the uniform would hid the blood and not freak out the other new soldiers.. well the french wore brown pants because when war came, it would hide the Sh*t in their pants

:joker:

I know the jokes well. My dad told me many things about what was said as he flew missions over Europe, Asia, and Russia when he was a tail-gunner on a B-17 during WWII.

Wolf
11-17-2008, 10:44 PM
http://www.celebnewswire.com/salma%20hayek%20has%20huge%20boobs.jpg

how is that soft? feels like bags of sand.

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2005_The_40_Year-Old_Virgin/2005_the_40_year_old_virgin_023.jpg

cuppacoffee
11-17-2008, 11:01 PM
how is that soft? feels like bags of sand.

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2005_The_40_Year-Old_Virgin/2005_the_40_year_old_virgin_023.jpg


Strange how this pic shows up in every third post now...:shades:

Not really.. :D

:coffee:

The1ApplePie
11-17-2008, 11:21 PM
Matt Schaub

Wolf
11-17-2008, 11:41 PM
Matt Schaub

so you saying Matt "cotton" schaub?

hmm

imatexan
11-17-2008, 11:47 PM
so you saying Matt "cotton" schaub?

hmm

I like it!

beerlover
11-18-2008, 12:00 AM
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KY1YLGRrFKY/RjIOBjbqpDI/AAAAAAAABtY/HEz3te3dF9E/DSC06604.JPG

:scarygirl:

nut
11-18-2008, 12:11 AM
The coaching staff

Corrosion
11-18-2008, 12:18 AM
Sorry guy's .... Some of those things look mighty soft but .... none of those things are near as soft as the Texans ffense. I'm kinda surprised that the Dolts didnt hang 50 on them Sunday.

DerekLee1
11-18-2008, 01:58 AM
how is that soft? feels like bags of sand.

What? Me no think that Salma Hayek has any sand in the bags.

TimeKiller
11-18-2008, 08:28 AM
Texans' D is as soft as air!

mmmm sweet sweet air....

OzzO
11-18-2008, 08:32 AM
<- that avatar

BigWig
11-18-2008, 08:41 AM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb167/ray9175/richard_simmons.jpg

Why is Dante wearing that funny outfit?

HoustonFrog
11-18-2008, 09:03 AM
David Gest in the presence of Liza Manelli

Texan_Bill
11-18-2008, 09:05 AM
http://images.chron.com/blogs/sportsjustice/archives/Tracy.jpg

^^^ After last night, I'm sticking with McNancy, or McPurse, or McLady or She-Mac...

Showtime100
11-18-2008, 10:23 AM
^^^ After last night, I'm sticking with McNancy, or McPurse, or McLady or She-Mac...

I don't think I can argue with that. :this:

BigBull17
11-18-2008, 12:44 PM
^^^ After last night, I'm sticking with McNancy, or McPurse, or McLady or She-Mac...

Sad thing is he may be tougher than the ******* we have on D.

IlliniJen
11-18-2008, 12:55 PM
What's softer than our defense?

1. SheMac
2. The Rockets (minus Artest)
3. Houston fair weather fans

Obviously, I'm a bit down on Houston teams in general right now.

cowbellm00
11-18-2008, 01:11 PM
TEXANS D-Line
http://images0.hiboox.com/images/4708/f992a35c7dc30165d7d67b561aacc8ab.jpg (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/animals/texdline,f992a35c7dc30165d7d67b561aacc8ab.jpg.html )

FirstTexansFan
11-18-2008, 01:12 PM
http://www.texansxtreme.com/downloads/viagramyass!.jpg

El Tejano
11-18-2008, 01:31 PM
Someone please print this and post it up in the Texans Locker room.

Oh that's too soft to stick anything on it too.

Porky
11-18-2008, 02:37 PM
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/854/806428.JPG

huckdabuck
11-18-2008, 04:11 PM
TEXANS D-Line
http://images0.hiboox.com/images/4708/f992a35c7dc30165d7d67b561aacc8ab.jpg (http://www.hiboox.com/go/pictures/animals/texdline,f992a35c7dc30165d7d67b561aacc8ab.jpg.html )

Isn't this more likely the secondary in the nickel package?

IlliniJen
11-18-2008, 04:21 PM
Oooooh, I got another one:

Softer than the Texans Def: johnsonfan's head?

BAAAA-DUUUUM-DUMMMMP.

Wolf
11-18-2008, 08:50 PM
http://www.freewebs.com/springvalleycavaliers/Puppies%205%20weeks%20web2.jpg

well I found our secondary.. Should be easy to see which one is reeves (hint...doesn't get his head turned around fast enough)

and we can fight over which player consistantly is giving the the 10 yard cushion ..time and time again

Second Honeymoon
11-18-2008, 09:02 PM
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/25033.jpg

doesn't get much softer than 'the Supply'.

these guys make Yanni look like Black freaking Sabbath.

axman40
11-23-2008, 04:32 PM
http://pfcritics.com/news101/multipart_icons3/cleveland.gif
:texflag: