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TexanSam
10-10-2008, 04:56 PM
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/10/10/winslow-has-swollen-um-parts/

A league source tells us that the talk among the Browns is that tight end Kellen Winslow landed in the Cleveland Clinic because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits.

(We think that technical term is testiculus coconutus.)

Actually, one explanation for the situation is a condition known as hyrdocele. And while the condition in itself isnít serious, it could be a symptom of testicular cancer.

And, yeah, I squirmed in my chair the entire time I typed this.

BSofA04
10-10-2008, 07:31 PM
So, what's the problem?

Silver Oak
10-10-2008, 08:49 PM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Nu-9cfKGDll2QM:http://www.soymilkquick.com/assets/images/articles/fruit/grapefruit.jpg

awtysst
10-10-2008, 09:03 PM
So has TheRealJoker finally been revealed to be Kellen Winslow Jr?!

PapaL
10-10-2008, 09:29 PM
So has TheRealJoker finally been revealed to be Kellen Winslow Jr?!

That would seem to be the case.

CloakNNNdagger
10-10-2008, 09:51 PM
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/10/10/winslow-has-swollen-um-parts/

It can also be a presentation of the mumps in an adult.

AnthonyE
10-10-2008, 10:53 PM
"And, yeah, I squirmed in my chair the entire time I typed this. "

Same. Can you imagine? OMG. Ow. :(

Speedy
10-10-2008, 11:44 PM
So no one can ever say he doesn't have huge cajones.

He's got the biggest balls of them all.

because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits.

Talk about Fruit of the Loom.

Is that a grapefruit in your pocket or are you happy to see me?


Seriously though, I wish him well. A very delicate situation to say the least.

Hookem Horns
10-11-2008, 12:36 AM
testiculus coconutus

http://www.clipartof.com/images/clipart/xsmall2/13002_tropical_palm_tree_growing_two_coconuts.jpg

ChampionTexan
10-11-2008, 12:53 AM
Obvious, but necessary...

Kellen Winslow Jr. Theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY)

nunusguy
10-12-2008, 09:54 AM
I dunno 'bout Kellen Winslows or anybody elses take on this, but mine would be that this condition in itself IS serious.

WWJD
10-12-2008, 10:10 AM
Is this really something to be made fun of?

It says in one report it could be an early indicator of cancer.

2BCF
10-12-2008, 11:43 AM
that is rather frightening.

On the bright side for him, now would be a good time to harvest some stem cells. :D

brakos82
10-12-2008, 12:12 PM
This message board takes everything down to the next level... I bet Hobie's interested in this thread. :hobie:

Chicagotexan1
10-13-2008, 10:10 PM
Here is another song that should be played when Winslow is introduced. Seriously though a source close to the team said that his big swollen ballz are a result of a motorcycle stunt gone awry. C'mon guys, you know when we were young we hurt the "muchachos"too hard when jumping ramps on our BMX.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpH34NQWGXA&feature=related