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alphajoker
10-06-2008, 11:08 AM
Hey Kaiser Toro, I'm just gonna start one for the entire organization. After yesterday's snafu, I figured it couldn't hurt.

:voodoo:

TexansFight
10-06-2008, 11:18 AM
McNair should pay the Antichrist Bud Adams what he wants for the Houston Oilers name, logo, uniforms, and history. Then we should have a huge bonfire at the Reliant Stadium parking lot where we can all bring every stitch of Texans memorabilia and apparel and let it burn in order to rid us of the stench. That is what I would do if I was McNair. Then, hire a proven winner to come here and coach this team.

Kaiser Toro
10-06-2008, 01:40 PM
http://images.buzzillions.com/images_products/00/35/warner_brothers_nfl_archives_1993_afc_reviews_8127 59_300.jpg

:voodoo:

kcdoubleeagle
10-06-2008, 02:13 PM
http://www.rt-mod.com/devil3.jpg

OUT DEMONS! GET OUT OF OUR COW! THE POWER OF TAGLIABUE COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF TAGLIABUE COMPELS YOU!

Khari
10-06-2008, 02:14 PM
satan is kinda hot :thinking:

alphajoker
10-06-2008, 02:21 PM
Curse you Brady Bunch Tiki idol!!!

http://a1.vox.com/6a00c2251cc2dc8fdb00c225297a418fdb-320pi

kcdoubleeagle
10-06-2008, 02:22 PM
http://www.corporateartists.com/images/jerryglanville.jpg

"Mark my words Satan, if you ain't outta that cow by this afternoon I'm coming down there myself to put a boot in your ass"

Texan_Bill
10-06-2008, 02:27 PM
"The Power of Christ Compels You!"

Brando
10-06-2008, 02:32 PM
Sage: Footballs, they are sick. I cannot hold onto ball. Ground I hit it very much. Football, Texans are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take ball from opponents not Texans. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

Texan_Bill
10-06-2008, 02:34 PM
Sage: Footballs, they are sick. I cannot hold onto ball. Ground I hit it very much. Football, Texans are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take ball from opponents not Texans. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

Jobu was told, "if you no help me now Jobu, I say FU, I do it myself" last week... I guess we do it ourselves.

Brando
10-06-2008, 02:40 PM
Jobu was told, "if you no help me now Jobu, I say FU, I do it myself" last week... I guess we do it ourselves.


As long as we do not tell Jobu "up your butt and steal his rum" we should be okay.:) Although after yesterday's game maybe someone did steal his rum. Thorn! j/k

Texan_Bill
10-06-2008, 02:42 PM
As long as we do not tell Jobu "up your butt and steal his rum" we should be okay.:) Although after yesterday's game maybe someone did steal his rum. Thorn! j/k

I'm more worried about Sage putting jalepeno in his nose. :thinking:

TexansFight
10-06-2008, 02:42 PM
http://images.buzzillions.com/images_products/00/35/warner_brothers_nfl_archives_1993_afc_reviews_8127 59_300.jpg

:voodoo:

I would take playoff chokejobs and disappointment any day of the week instead of the **** we currently have.

Brando
10-06-2008, 02:46 PM
I'm more worried about Sage putting jalepeno in his nose. :thinking:


:spit: :mcnugget:


Sad but true.

texanhead08
10-06-2008, 02:47 PM
I would take playoff chokejobs and disappointment any day of the week instead of the **** we currently have.


Would you take the douchbag owner that goes with that?? Call me crazy but I dont.

TexansFight
10-06-2008, 02:54 PM
Would you take the douchbag owner that goes with that?? Call me crazy but I dont.

That ********* owner owned a team that this city LOVED. No bones about it. The Oilers ratings on TV were through the roof and there was a connection between this town and that team. The Oilers were interesting and had a cast of characters that kept things interesting. What we have now is an overly conservative, bland, corporate team. Another thing, that ********* never had his team this bad for this long. Yes, the Oilers had stretches of awful play but they did not have SEVEN STRAIGHT SEASONS of garbage. They sucked in the early 70's and became a strong playoff team in the late 70's. They sucked in the mid 80's and became a contender in the late 80's-early 90s. Rinse and repeat and carry it forward till now.

I hate what that ******* did in taking our Oilers away from us. The Oilers were my first true love in life. I will always be a HOUSTON OILERS fan till the day I die. The memories I have for the Oilers and the love I had for that team still overshadow the feelings I have for the Texans. The Texans have made it extremely hard to have warm and fuzzy feelings about.

texanhead08
10-06-2008, 02:59 PM
The Texans have never been as bad as the 70-73 Oilers and its not even close. The video of the guy falling asleep on Monday Night football and when he wakes up gives the camera the freeway salute is classic.

Double Barrel
10-06-2008, 03:05 PM
The Texans suffer the curse of stupidity. Yesterday's game came down to two stupid mistakes. Nothing else, just two stupid mistakes.

And with that perspective, comes the old saying "against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain."

So good luck with your exorcism!

GuerillaBlack
10-06-2008, 03:22 PM
It came down to Sage Rosenfels bro. He literally threw the game away for us.

J-Russ
10-06-2008, 03:26 PM
If you want to get rid of the curse, you gotta get to the root of the problem. Chop Rolaffels head off and end the curse!!!

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2669/sageheadbl0.jpg

Brando
10-06-2008, 03:27 PM
It came down to Sage Rosenfels bro. He literally threw the game away for us.

More like he dropped the ball.:mcnugget:

GuerillaBlack
10-06-2008, 03:34 PM
More like he dropped the ball.:mcnugget:

Well, he did both. Fumbled and threw the game away.