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Wolf
09-17-2008, 12:38 PM
Mario gets atleast one sack

Buy/Sell

Polo
09-17-2008, 12:39 PM
Buy

Texans win

buy/sell

AMMOTITAN
09-17-2008, 12:41 PM
I will buy that....Mario is good, and Kerry dont move....

But KVB will get 2.5

HOU-TEX
09-17-2008, 01:01 PM
Buy

Texans win

buy/sell

Sell...(under the present circumstances I think their minds will be elsewhere)

B/S

Will it even be a close game?

drewmar74
09-17-2008, 01:03 PM
Sell...(under the present circumstances I think their minds will be elsewhere)

B/S

Will it even be a close game?

Sell. I'm thinking we're going to get splattered. I think Collins playing makes it that much worse.

Buy / Sell - We're held to under 50 yards rushing as a team.

Texan JBZ
09-17-2008, 01:03 PM
Buy

He'll probably get at least 2

Wolf
09-17-2008, 01:12 PM
Sell. I'm thinking we're going to get splattered. I think Collins playing makes it that much worse.

Buy / Sell - We're held to under 50 yards rushing as a team.

sell I think (hope Gibbs) had 2 weeks to fix some of the things,

B/S We held to under 100 yards rushing?

spurstexanstros
09-17-2008, 01:20 PM
I would like to buy a vowel...please!!

I am buying the Texans on this one because I think they are a much improved team, I think Schaub will make the adjustments and the offense will be more agressive down field to keep the Tenn blitz honest.

Tedc
09-17-2008, 01:21 PM
sell I think (hope Gibbs) had 2 weeks to fix some of the things,

B/S We held to under 100 yards rushing?

Buy

Buy or sell?

VY pouts on the sidelines.

YoungTexanFan
09-17-2008, 01:23 PM
Buy

Buy or sell?

VY pouts on the sidelines.

Buy; what's new?

buy/sell: We have more than 2 turnovers.

Texan_Bill
09-17-2008, 01:26 PM
Buy.... Mario 2+ against Collins.

drewmar74
09-17-2008, 01:26 PM
Buy; what's new?

buy/sell: We have more than 2 turnovers.

Sell. I could see two but no more.

Buy.... Mario 2+ against Collins.

Sell. I could see two but no more.

Buy or sell - Schaub completes the game.

Texan_Bill
09-17-2008, 01:27 PM
Sell. I could see two but no more.



Sell. I could see two but no more.

Buy or sell - Schaub completes the game.

Sticking with 2+

Sell Schaub completing the game.

wolf123
09-17-2008, 01:43 PM
Buy that! Mario is a beast

GP
09-17-2008, 02:06 PM
Buy.

Tedc
09-17-2008, 03:18 PM
Buy.

Sell!

Buy - sell?

Bud's toupe moves on its own.

drewmar74
09-17-2008, 03:20 PM
Sell!

Buy - sell?

Bud's toupe moves on its own.

Buy. It is his henchman.

B/S - Our secondary actually gets a pick.

HOU-TEX
09-17-2008, 03:22 PM
Sell!

Buy - sell?

Bud's toupe moves on its own.

Buy! The maggots alone would make it move a little.

B/S

Fat Al receives a face-planting cut block at one point

Wolf
09-17-2008, 03:36 PM
Buy! The maggots alone would make it move a little.

B/S

Fat Al receives a face-planting cut block at one point

buy


Schaub throws for over 250 yards

Buy/Sell

drewmar74
09-17-2008, 03:43 PM
buy


Schaub throws for over 250 yards

Buy/Sell

Sell. I don't think he's going to have time.

B/S - Duane Brown finishes the game

texanfreak
09-17-2008, 06:46 PM
buy.duane will finish the game

B/S vince young is at a sausage party right now?

Allstar
09-17-2008, 08:54 PM
buy.duane will finish the game

B/S vince young is at a sausage party right now?

Sell. He's too afraid he'll get booed if he leaves his house.

B/S We score on our first offensive drive.

mattieuk
09-17-2008, 09:25 PM
Sell. He's too afraid he'll get booed if he leaves his house.

B/S We score on our first offensive drive.

Buy...we'll convert our fourth down drive-saver this time :winky:

B/S Kris Brown kicks more than two field goals.

imatexan
09-17-2008, 10:26 PM
Sell: He will get 2 but not more

B/S Andre will have 100+ yards recieving

kiwitexansfan
09-17-2008, 10:37 PM
Sell, I figure we'll struggle for rythym, minds being elsewhere, and a good Titans defense.

B/S

Chris Johnson breaks another big highlight reel play against our run defense?

Texans_Chick
09-17-2008, 11:55 PM
Sell, I figure we'll struggle for rythym, minds being elsewhere, and a good Titans defense.

B/S

Chris Johnson breaks another big highlight reel play against our run defense?

Buy. The Texans defense is not disciplined in defending their lanes, and the run defense is ungood.

Matt Schaub gets knocked out of the game.

Wolf
09-18-2008, 12:02 AM
Buy. The Texans defense is not disciplined in defending their lanes, and the run defense is ungood.

Matt Schaub gets knocked out of the game.

sell and if I am wrong, I admit I will be thinking Rob Johnson kind of thoughts


Kris Brown kicks more field goals than Rob Bironas

B/S

kiwitexansfan
09-18-2008, 12:22 AM
Buy, a vote in confidence in Brown and a vote against a meaningful offensive effort.

B/S

Seeing Molden on the field

GP
09-18-2008, 01:05 AM
Buy. The Texans defense is not disciplined in defending their lanes, and the run defense is ungood.

Matt Schaub gets knocked out of the game.

I'd like to run a poll and see how many people still think Schaub is going to be standing, as a starter, when this season is over.

Sage can get ragged for several reasons, but he has found a way to remain in the game and to stay off the bench when he's been thrown into relief efforts.

Schaub has to have his "A" game or it's going to be deja vu all over again.

I don't think he has nearly the sort of pocket presence and raw athleticism that a QB needs in today's NFL. Falcons fans tried tell us that he wasn't very mobile, and I (for one) laughed it off as nonsense. I don't think Falcons fan was talking about Matt's rushing skills when he pulls the ball down and runs with it. I think they were talking about his mobility inside the pocket and the legs-in-quicksand movement that he tends to display as a game wears on.

Again, I think this is an area that Sage trumps Schaub on: The ability to feel his way around in the pocket and to make the right moves to avoid the sack or bad throw. I think Schaub makes the bad throw because he doesn't want to get hit (again), and I think Sage makes a bad throw because he really thinks he can make the throw. Without even looking, I bet Schaub gets knocked down ("touched") more than Sage does. And that tends to affect a QB a lot, on down the road when he starts sensing pressure that's not really there.

And do I think Sage is a savior? No. I think we see Texans fans, at the end of this season, screaming for a REAL bonified QB via the draft.

The two 2nd rounders look to have been a better deal for the Falcons than what we got for it. We lost two 2nd rounders who would be starting for this team on Sunday. Imagine what positions they would be playing...heck, I could use on at Greenwood's spot. And I could use another dline stud or a secondary guy back there.

drewmar74
09-18-2008, 09:03 AM
Buy, a vote in confidence in Brown and a vote against a meaningful offensive effort.

B/S

Seeing Molden on the field

Sell. Unless he can slow down the Titans run O.

B/S - Our D gets stuck for greater than 150 yards rushing by the Tacks.

Bipolar The Titan
09-18-2008, 10:01 AM
Mario gets atleast one sack

Buy/Sell

why not? Sure. That's too hard to sell. He is Mario Williams and we are talking about Kerry Collins. I'd buy that. Try selling Texans qb's take at least five sacks. I'd buy that all day.

Bipolar The Titan
09-18-2008, 10:06 AM
sell I think (hope Gibbs) had 2 weeks to fix some of the things,

B/S We held to under 100 yards rushing?

I buy that. :homer:

Bipolar The Titan
09-18-2008, 10:07 AM
Buy; what's new?

buy/sell: We have more than 2 turnovers.

sell. Two sounds right.

HOU-TEX
09-18-2008, 10:24 AM
sell. Two sounds right.

Apparently titan fans have a tough time figuring out how to play Buy or Sell. You'd figure two pages would give them some sort of hint on how to play. I mean, I know it's a very difficult game to figure out but..........

Now, back on topic:

B/S - The Texans score a defensive TD

Texan_Bill
09-18-2008, 10:28 AM
Apparently titan fans have a tough time figuring out how to play Buy or Sell. You'd figure two pages would give them some sort of hint on how to play. I mean, I know it's a very difficult game to figure out but..........

Now, back on topic:

B/S - The Texans score a defensive TD

Sell... Our defense only works in reverse...


B/S DeMeco has 10+ tackles

HOU-TEX
09-18-2008, 10:38 AM
Sell... Our defense only works in reverse...


B/S DeMeco has 10+ tackles

Buy....Somebody has to cover Moron Greenwoods ass

B/S A Texans player without the initials MW will get a sack

AMMOTITAN
09-18-2008, 10:48 AM
Sell.......MW is a beast...but he is the only one to get close to the QB this game.

B/S Kerry Collins throws for 300 yards?

Bipolar The Titan
09-18-2008, 10:57 AM
Apparently titan fans have a tough time figuring out how to play Buy or Sell. You'd figure two pages would give them some sort of hint on how to play. I mean, I know it's a very difficult game to figure out but..........

Now, back on topic:

B/S - The Texans score a defensive TD

I watch espn. I know the game.


buy/sell: We have more than 2 turnovers.
More than 2 is three or more.
Two sounds right. I do not think the Titans will be fortunate enough to manage three. That is unless they stop a 4th down conversion try.

Now if it is a stipulation that I offer my own b/s scenario... sorry.

here goes then if that's the case.

Buy or Sell : The Texans upset the Titans.

Bipolar The Titan
09-18-2008, 10:59 AM
Sell.......MW is a beast...but he is the only one to get close to the QB this game.

B/S Kerry Collins throws for 300 yards?

I'm going to sell that. I think He'll get more than 200 passing yards but unless Chris Johnson gets some massive gainers in the screen game he will be held under 300.

Buy or Sell: Chris Johnson gets 150+ all purpose yards?

drewmar74
09-18-2008, 11:32 AM
I'm going to sell that. I think He'll get more than 200 passing yards but unless Chris Johnson gets some massive gainers in the screen game he will be held under 300.

Buy or Sell: Chris Johnson gets 150+ all purpose yards?

Buy. I think my 5 year old could get 150+ all purpose yards on our D right now.

B/S - I vomit during the game.

Vinnie
09-18-2008, 11:42 AM
Buy. I think my 5 year old could get 150+ all purpose yards on our D right now.

B/S - I vomit during the game.

Buy

B/S Drew isn't the only one who vomits during the game.

HOU-TEX
09-18-2008, 11:43 AM
Buy

B/S Drew isn't the only one who vomits during the game.

Buy

B/S Schaub vomits during the game

Bipolar The Titan
09-18-2008, 12:03 PM
Buy. I think my 5 year old could get 150+ all purpose yards on our D right now.

B/S - I vomit during the game.

over/under six drinks? :drunk:

Allstar
09-18-2008, 12:41 PM
Buy

B/S Schaub vomits during the game

Sell, he'll vomit when he watches the game tape.

B/S The team winning at halftime wins the game

Bipolar The Titan
09-18-2008, 12:43 PM
Sell, he'll vomit when he watches the game tape.

B/S The team winning at halftime wins the game

sell.

b/s Titans lead by more than 7 at half.

Vinnie
09-18-2008, 03:24 PM
Buy

B/S Demeco gets 2+ tackles in the backfield

kiwitexansfan
09-18-2008, 04:39 PM
Sell, the run defense will be going backwards.

B/S Someone on here will say that we should fire Richard Smith within the first two pages of the game thread?

drewmar74
09-18-2008, 08:03 PM
Sell, the run defense will be going backwards.

B/S Someone on here will say that we should fire Richard Smith within the first two pages of the game thread?

Buy. I'm thinking by the end of the first defensive series.

B/S - I quit watching by the third quarter to go mow my backyard.

Buffi2
09-18-2008, 09:16 PM
Sell - you'll miss another remarkable almost win finish with Sage at the helm.

B/S - the above is wrong - we lose by 2+ touchdowns.

Wolf
09-19-2008, 12:34 AM
Sell - you'll miss another remarkable almost win finish with Sage at the helm.

B/S - the above is wrong - we lose by 2+ touchdowns.

sell on that.


Davis runs one back?
B/S

kiwitexansfan
09-19-2008, 12:41 AM
sell on that.


Davis runs one back?
B/S

Sell: I certainly hope he does though, it is about the best chance we have of winning one.

B/S

Albert Haynesworth or Travis Johnson get flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct.

Corrosion
09-19-2008, 01:35 AM
Sell: I certainly hope he does though, it is about the best chance we have of winning one.

B/S

Albert Haynesworth or Travis Johnson get flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct.

Buying on both ....


B/S A.Green gets on the field

AnthonyE
09-19-2008, 06:56 AM
Buying on both ....


B/S A.Green gets on the field

Sell, he hasn't practiced in 2 days.

B/S AJ 100+ yard game.

HOU-TEX
09-19-2008, 09:49 AM
Sell, he hasn't practiced in 2 days.

B/S AJ 100+ yard game.

Buy - In garbage time :rolleyes:

B/S Mario sacks Collins forcing his head directly up LenWhales poop shoot

Bulluck53
09-19-2008, 11:34 AM
Sell.... LenDale doesn't play in passing situations :lol:

B/S Bud asks Fisher to put VY in the game

Texan_Bill
09-19-2008, 11:37 AM
Sell.... LenDale doesn't play in passing situations :lol:

B/S Bud asks Fisher to put VY in the game

Sell... Bud would rather move the game to Milwaukee than play VY..... D'OH :specnatz:


Rob Bironas slips on his arse during the opening kick...

Bipolar The Titan
09-19-2008, 11:42 AM
Sell... Bud would rather move the game to Milwaukee than play VY..... D'OH :specnatz:


Rob Bironas slips on his arse during the opening kick...

sell. not a chance.

K. Brown misses 2 fg's

HOU-TEX
09-19-2008, 11:42 AM
Sell... Bud would rather move the game to Milwaukee than play VY..... D'OH :specnatz:


Rob Bironas slips on his arse during the opening kick...

Buy - A Coon turd is the cause of the slippage

B/S Pud Adams will run out of disinfectant for his rug causing a knat infestation at Coon Field

Polo
09-19-2008, 11:44 AM
Buy - A Coon turd is the cause of the slippage

B/S Pud Adams will run out of disinfectant for his rug causing a knat infestation at Coon Field

Sell...

VY isn't doing much these days...He can run out and get him some...

Texan_Bill
09-19-2008, 11:47 AM
Sell...

VY isn't doing much these days...He can run out and get him some...

:foottap: we're wating for the B/S

Texan_Bill
09-19-2008, 11:48 AM
Buy - A Coon turd is the cause of the slippage

B/S Pud Adams will run out of disinfectant for his rug causing a knat infestation at Coon Field

Buy.... Disinfectant companies can't produce enough to prevent that from happening....

B/S the Tinnbreds try to hit on Joe Texan

El Tejano
09-19-2008, 11:51 AM
Buy or Sell

Pretty soon we will be playing The Los Angeles Titans.

Vinnie
09-19-2008, 11:51 AM
Sell...

VY isn't doing much these days...He can run out and get him some...

Sell - VY is MIA, so the disinfectant is not retrieved.

B/S The Titans lose because Fisher is on the phone with VY's mama during the entire game.

CloakNNNdagger
09-19-2008, 11:53 AM
Buy - A Coon turd is the cause of the slippage

B/S Pud Adams will run out of disinfectant for his rug causing a knat infestation at Coon Field

Buy..........and then he has his spokes"person" wear the rug temporarily while he orders more. http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee55/manydogslol/21.jpg

B/S VY tells Bud "I told you so" when the Tacks go down without him.

HOU-TEX
09-19-2008, 11:54 AM
Buy.... Disinfectant companies can't produce enough to prevent that from happening....

B/S the Tinnbreds try to hit on Joe Texan

Buy - What backwoods, inbred, toothless coon humpers wouldn't

B/S Deliverance will be playing on the jumbo-tron

Corrosion
09-19-2008, 02:52 PM
Buy - What backwoods, inbred, toothless coon humpers wouldn't

B/S Deliverance will be playing on the jumbo-tron


Buy

B/S


VY is seen with Buds sausage in hand.

HOU-TEX
09-19-2008, 03:09 PM
Buy

B/S


VY is seen with Buds sausage in hand.

Sell - Bud doesn't have a sausage.....he has a rotten Vah JJ

B/S - Bud and Al Davis had ghey relations

Texan_Bill
09-19-2008, 03:16 PM
Sell - Bud doesn't have a sausage.....he has a rotten Vah JJ

B/S - Bud and Al Davis had ghey relations

Buy.

B/S Bud played the submissive role

HOU-TEX
09-19-2008, 03:32 PM
Buy.

B/S Bud played the submissive role

Buy - Of course, he wouldn't have it any other way

B/S - Bud forced Fish to draft VY for his juicy sausage

Texan_Bill
09-19-2008, 03:40 PM
Buy - Of course, he wouldn't have it any other way

B/S - Bud forced Fish to draft VY for his juicy sausage

Buy


B/S Bud likes young sausage

HOU-TEX
09-19-2008, 03:46 PM
Buy


B/S Bud likes young sausage

Sell - Bud will take any sausage he can get

B/S - Floyd Reese stole sausage from Bud.....Reese was forced to retire soon after

Texan_Bill
09-19-2008, 03:48 PM
Sell - Bud will take any sausage he can get

B/S - Floyd Reese stole sausage from Bud.....Reese was forced to retire soon after

Buy


B/S Mike Reinfeldt was force fed sausage

HOU-TEX
09-19-2008, 03:51 PM
Buy


B/S Mike Reinfeldt was force fed sausage

Buy - But soon took a liking to it

B/S - Bud can only use summer sausage now. Other sausages tend to get lost

Old School
09-19-2008, 03:59 PM
This thread has been officially JACKED!!!!!!:penalty:

Texan_Bill
09-19-2008, 04:17 PM
Buy - But soon took a liking to it

B/S - Bud can only use summer sausage now. Other sausages tend to get lost

Sell. Bud likes sausage anyway he can get it....


B/S Vince sells his sausage

Texan_Bill
09-19-2008, 04:17 PM
This thread has been officially JACKED!!!!!! :tedc: :penalty:
.....

Corrosion
09-19-2008, 04:22 PM
This thread has been officially JACKED!!!!!!:penalty:

I think not , we are still playing Buy / Sell !


Sell. Bud likes sausage anyway he can get it....


B/S Vince sells his sausage

Sell .... He's too emotionally distressed to .... make it work


B/S

Al Davis crawls out from under Buds Toupe during half time to delive Buds sausage

Texan_Bill
09-19-2008, 04:31 PM
I think not , we are still playing Buy / Sell !




Sell .... He's too emotionally distressed to .... make it work


B/S

Al Davis crawls out from under Buds Toupe during half time to delive Buds sausage

Buy.. We determined that he was the submissive one so surely he would accept Al's offer of sausage.

B/S Al Davis needs 3 little blue pills for his sausage

HOU-TEX
09-19-2008, 04:34 PM
Buy - He has to keep up with Buds stamina somehow

B/S - Bud forced Fish to bench Young because Vince didn't invite Bud to the shirtless sausage party

Texan_Bill
09-19-2008, 04:56 PM
Buy - He has to keep up with Buds stamina somehow

B/S - Bud forced Fish to bench Young because Vince didn't invite Bud to the shirtless sausage party

Buy.... He's a ruthless bastage like that.


B/S Vince will invite Bud to the next shirtless sausage party