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Joe Texan
08-25-2008, 08:48 AM
Whats the theme to this plank walking tailgate

Joe Texan
08-25-2008, 08:50 AM
This is the thought


http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52379


Any help with the insides of the piniata would be greatly appreciated as it gets very expensive for the adult piniata.

All eyes must be on Bull Pen Andy as he is a kid in a grown ups body when it comes to snooping the piniata.

Texan_Bill
08-25-2008, 09:11 AM
Whats the theme to this plank walking tailgate

Theme: Get there as soon as possible after a long day of working..... :gun:

SheTexan
08-25-2008, 10:04 AM
Not gonna make this tailgate BC. I'm hoping to make the game though, and will try to get there soon enough to see you all before going in. If I get "dropped off" by the NEZ, then I'll see you all inside.

hobie
08-25-2008, 10:07 AM
Theme: Get there as soon as possible after a long day of working..... :gun:

What, you going to work before the game...Just log off of TT and head on down there at 1:00...work on gameday, now that's funny !!

Yankee_In_TX
08-25-2008, 10:50 AM
Lil_Red and I will be there about 5  We’re saving the get out of work early card for MNF. We’ll be back with the old school Blue Crew tent and grill (if I went home and started packing, we wouldn’t be there until 8!).

Not sure when Adam and Foley and the others will roll in.

Texan_Bill
08-25-2008, 11:02 AM
What, you going to work before the game...Just log off of TT and head on down there at 1:00...work on gameday, now that's funny !!

Lil_Red and I will be there about 5  We’re saving the get out of work early card for MNF. We’ll be back with the old school Blue Crew tent and grill (if I went home and started packing, we wouldn’t be there until 8!).

Bingo!! I'm saving that card for MNF too - especially since this is a holiday weekend.

Joe Texan
08-25-2008, 11:09 AM
My Job is to get there early

hobie
08-25-2008, 11:12 AM
I plan to be there about 1:00pm (Orange Lot)...I've got 30 days of vacation I need to burn before the end of the year.....so why don't you say you have a doctors appointment....

Texan_Bill
08-25-2008, 11:21 AM
I plan to be there about 1:00pm (Orange Lot)...I've got 30 days of vacation I need to burn before the end of the year.....so why don't you say you have a doctors appointment....

HA!!! Me? A doctors appointment???? LMAO!! No one would buy that......

hobie
08-25-2008, 11:24 AM
HA!!! Me? A doctors appointment???? LMAO!! No one would buy that......


I hear ya....I am in the same boat...I've got close to 70 sick days saved up so far....I went to the doctor last week for some tests and xrays, first time I have spent an entire day off with that excuse in last 10 years....
Maybe your car is in the shop, you need to get your license renewed..

Texan_Bill
08-25-2008, 11:25 AM
I hear ya....I am in the same boat...I've got close to 70 sick days saved up so far....I went to the doctor last week for some tests and xrays, first time I have spent an entire day off with that excuse in last 10 years....
Maybe your car is in the shop, you need to get your license renewed..

Truck is fine....
License is good for another couple of years....


Next??

hobie
08-25-2008, 11:29 AM
Truck is fine....
License is good for another couple of years....


Next??

:thinking:

Give me your work # and about 11:30 Thursday I will call you pretending to be someone important.....say you have an tailgating emergency...

Texan_Bill
08-25-2008, 11:34 AM
:thinking:

Give me your work # and about 11:30 Thursday I will call you pretending to be someone important.....say you have an tailgating emergency...

Except one of the guys that I tailgate with is in the office next to mine..... :gun:



Next???

SheTexan
08-25-2008, 11:34 AM
Truck is fine....
License is good for another couple of years....


Next??

How bout "I gotta take my GRANDMA to the game or she might stoke out!" SURELY, they wouldn't want to have that on their conscience!:shetexan:

Texan_Bill
08-25-2008, 11:36 AM
How bout "I gotta take my GRANDMA to the game or she might stoke out!" SURELY, they wouldn't want to have that on their conscience!:shetexan:

Now..... that may work!! :blowakiss:

Joe Texan
08-25-2008, 12:45 PM
Bill we can hide you untill after Tobin arrives

DiapHer
08-25-2008, 02:06 PM
These are neat ideas for the actual pinata'


http://spottedzebra.org.uk/shop/images/t-pnpi-pirate-pinata-250.jpg


http://www.thepartyshack.com.au/images/Pirate-Chest.gif


This would be easy to make...


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/64/189767246_2eeded7f7d.jpg?v=0


Or just hang Bill up on a rope since he seems to have a hollow leg :pirate:

You could put in fake coins, blue, red beads, airlplane bottle size Captian Morgan. Maybe even include a treasure map for one to find of an actual treasure to be found within the Blue Crew OR pieces of a treasure map (like puzzle pieces) in the pinata that X amount of people have to put together to hunt for the hidden treasure.

Tedc
08-25-2008, 02:15 PM
These are neat ideas for the actual pinata'


http://spottedzebra.org.uk/shop/images/t-pnpi-pirate-pinata-250.jpg


http://www.thepartyshack.com.au/images/Pirate-Chest.gif


This would be easy to make...


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/64/189767246_2eeded7f7d.jpg?v=0


Or just hang Bill up on a rope since he seems to have a hollow leg :pirate:

You could put in fake coins, blue, red beads, airlplane bottle size Captian Morgan. Maybe even include a treasure map for one to find of an actual treasure to be found within the Blue Crew OR pieces of a treasure map (like puzzle pieces) in the pinata that X amount of people have to put together to hunt for the hidden treasure.

How do we get you to move to Houston?

Joe Texan
08-25-2008, 02:20 PM
That is a good Idea Marci. Let me get to work

Tedc
08-25-2008, 02:26 PM
We could invite Brad from Spring Branch to the tailgate, string him up, and beat the living crap out of him.

Tedc
08-25-2008, 02:35 PM
People would hear him screaming a mile away, "Aaaarrrrrrrgh!!!"

Specnatz
08-25-2008, 03:30 PM
Except one of the guys that I tailgate with is in the office next to mine..... :gun:

Next???

Bill we can hide you untill after Tobin arrives

Screw that tell Tobin it is beer thirty and you will see him tomorrow.

DiapHer
08-25-2008, 04:34 PM
Don't forget BIG turkey legs for the grill!!! arrrgh!!!

DiapHer
08-25-2008, 04:36 PM
Wasn't there a sighting of Dante' the gay Buccaneer last year?:headhurts:

Texan_Bill
08-25-2008, 04:42 PM
Wasn't there a sighting of Dante' the gay Buccaneer last year?:headhurts:

Right.... That needs to be posted again for everyone's viewing pleasure...

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And Joe, I will not be the pinata... Adult beverages may come out of me but not in the same form that last game's adult beverages came out. It would be U-G-L-Y!! Ugly!!!!

HOU-TEX
08-25-2008, 04:42 PM
Except one of the guys that I tailgate with is in the office next to mine..... :gun:



Next???

Just tell them you're receiving the award for the most ghey pride this year.

They'd surely believe that. :spit:

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :photos:

76Texan
08-25-2008, 04:44 PM
Hahaha. TB, ya' need to drop by their MB and invite 'em folks to come over.

Texan_Bill
08-25-2008, 04:44 PM
Just tell them you're receiving the award for the most ghey pride this year.

They'd surely believe that. :spit:

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :photos:

:dontknowa


You're getting as bad as Hobie with projecting your own frustrations onto other folks.... It's a shame, really. Just come out and let your healing begin. Hobie's been there, he can support you... Express yourself.

Joe Texan
08-25-2008, 05:01 PM
This years Piniata for the Plank walking Buccaneers will be a suprise that is for sure. Get ready and be there or be square. The Piniata will start abruptly at 5:30

disaacks3
08-26-2008, 02:07 PM
This years Piniata for the Plank walking Buccaneers will be a suprise that is for sure. Get ready and be there or be square. The Piniata will start abruptly at 5:30 It will start...spontaneously? What kinda motor & timer have you got in that thing? :mcnugget:

Sadly, we'll be running late...may not make it till after 6p due to work.

Tedc
08-28-2008, 11:19 AM
Guys, I will be running slightly behind schedule today because of work. I will be there 2:30ish - 3 with my tents and supplies.

I hope to see ya there!

TEXANS84
08-28-2008, 11:35 AM
Have fun tonight guys, not making it. Have to go out of town briefly.

Texan_Bill
08-28-2008, 11:48 AM
Have fun tonight guys, not making it. Have to go out of town briefly.

Hope it's not for anything bad.....

TEXANS84
08-28-2008, 12:00 PM
Hope it's not for anything bad.....

Nah, work. Work buddy of mine taking my tickets. He's a good cat, you guys will like him.

TxDavid
08-28-2008, 12:16 PM
Slackers!


I'll be there at 2......:texflag:

Tedc
08-28-2008, 12:18 PM
Slackers!


I'll be there at 2......:texflag:

Give that man a blue star!

Texan_Bill
08-28-2008, 12:23 PM
Nah, work. Work buddy of mine taking my tickets. He's a good cat, you guys will like him.
Right on!! I just wanted to make sure everything was groovy...




Slackers!

I'll be there at 2......:texflag:

Give that man a blue star!

Or a swift kick in the a$$!!!

TxDavid
08-28-2008, 12:30 PM
Or a swift kick in the a$$!!!

I'm not the one running behind.......:pirate:

Texan_Bill
08-28-2008, 12:34 PM
I'm not the one running behind.......:pirate:

But you are the one rubbing the noses of those (me too) that can't get there at normal time today... :aggressive:

TxDavid
08-28-2008, 01:07 PM
But you are the one rubbing the noses of those (me too) that can't get there at normal time today... :aggressive:


http://media.bigoo.ws/content/smile/tongue/tongue_23.gif

GlassHalfFull
08-28-2008, 04:51 PM
Y'all have fun. For some reason, I don't think I should stop by the blue crew tonight. :glasshalffull:

Tedc
08-29-2008, 07:56 AM
Y'all have fun. For some reason, I don't think I should stop by the blue crew tonight. :glasshalffull:

You are not feeling guilty for posting some photoshopped pics of anyone, are you?:mcnugget:

It is just a matter of time, my friend.:voodoo:

Tedc
08-29-2008, 11:41 PM
We had a good tailgate (some people were absent). Joe did a fantastic job with the Pinata.

I really hate the fourth preseason games but this one was brutal. I was hoping to see anything positive and I feel cheated.

BTW, if anyone has one of the gameday programs for the game, look one page 1. Under photographers you will notice our own Andy Martin, the Blue Crew's Official photographer, listed.

Congrats Andy. It is about time that you get credit where credit is due.

Joe Texan
09-02-2008, 05:35 PM
I think we should try to get Andy a Pass to get better Pics.

BLUE CREW OFFICIAL PRESS PASS