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Sideline
08-20-2008, 06:50 AM
As requested by someone in a previous Anderson thread. Should he keep it?

Silver Oak
08-20-2008, 06:57 AM
if he catches 15 td passes this season, I may embrace the mullet too!

I voted keep it, and keep catching those passes.

Vinnie
08-20-2008, 07:02 AM
Hell yeah! And the lightning bolt shaved in his head too!

Scooter
08-20-2008, 07:03 AM
i havent seen it yet ... are we talking a sweet mullet or he just needs a haircut?

Sideline
08-20-2008, 07:13 AM
i havent seen it yet ... are we talking a sweet mullet or he just needs a haircut?

He is intentionally growing it that way although its not reached full mullet status yet.

hadaad
08-20-2008, 07:15 AM
I voted to keep it but I'm a little concerned that a player's hair is getting this much attention











again.

gtexan02
08-20-2008, 07:42 AM
OH NO! Its YKW all over again. I say cut it and move on. Growing out your hair for the team has already been done

Texanmike02
08-20-2008, 08:01 AM
The reverse fade is BACK!!!!

Dancerdog
08-20-2008, 08:05 AM
He should keep the mullet. Could you imagine if all the Texans fans grew mullets in support of the team. It'd be awesome! BTW: Yes, I'm originally from Pasa-get-down-dena> Yee Haw!

Malloy
08-20-2008, 08:23 AM
Not pvuitty!

[Edit] Or as Mugato would say: 'Not so hot right now!'

Texan_Bill
08-20-2008, 08:24 AM
Don't care if he sports a mullet or a mohawk, just continue to perform the way he has been...


BTW he said he will cut it off after the preseason to look "more professional".

Malloy
08-20-2008, 08:28 AM
Does that mean he has a job on this team, or is he cutting the hair before going to a job interview ? :)

Cjeremy635
08-20-2008, 08:36 AM
Don't care if he sports a mullet or a mohawk, just continue to perform the way he has been...


BTW he said he will cut it off after the preseason to look "more professional".

Yeah, he said that, but he also said he's been getting a lot of people wanting him to keep it so he just may. I say keep the mullet....it rocks! This guy thinks so too:

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll147/jcobb04/motivation/image016.jpg

Edit: I just noticed this picture was posted in the other thread.....my bad.

hollywood_texan
08-20-2008, 11:20 AM
Anderson needs to keep it and let it really grow. Take into account how he would have made the team with a total balls on mullet, he would be a huge fan favorite.

Next thing you know we'll see bobble head dolls sportin' his mullet.

Cool stuff...

Sideline
08-20-2008, 11:23 AM
BTW he said he will cut it off after the preseason to look "more professional".

Not so fast....he said he would leave it up to us and the guys, Im guessing they love it so I reckon it will stay. lol

“I’m going to leave that up to the fans and the players. Originally, I thought I was going to cut it and become a little more professional after preseason, but I’ve gotten a lot of requests to keep it. So, I might have to keep it.”

TheRealJoker
08-20-2008, 12:05 PM
I think the lightning bolt mullet will be the new "in" hairstyle before the season is over after Anderson blows up. This fanbase can use the lightning mullet as a rallying point, much like the Yankees Giambi mustache all star campaign.

Imagine how great our homefield advantage would be if there was a sold out Reliant Stadium on MNF Battle Red Day...every fan in the stadium rocking lightning mullet wigs

Vinnie
08-20-2008, 12:48 PM
I think the lightning bolt mullet will be the new "in" hairstyle before the season is over after Anderson blows up. This fanbase can use the lightning mullet as a rallying point, much like the Yankees Giambi mustache all star campaign.

Imagine how great our homefield advantage would be if there was a sold out Reliant Stadium on MNF Battle Red Day...every fan in the stadium rocking lightning mullet wigs


What's funny is he was growing a "pornstache" to complement the mullet as well, but it was itching his nose when he tried to sleep. Looks like I'm gunna have to order me a battle red Anderson jersey.

http://www.mulletwigs.com/

Sideline
08-20-2008, 01:01 PM
Thats the first time I have seen the lightening bolt on his head, I love that!

ObsiWan
08-20-2008, 01:05 PM
I think the lightning bolt mullet will be the new "in" hairstyle before the season is over after Anderson blows up. This fanbase can use the lightning mullet as a rallying point, much like the Yankees Giambi mustache all star campaign.

Imagine how great our homefield advantage would be if there was a sold out Reliant Stadium on MNF Battle Red Day...every fan in the stadium rocking lightning mullet wigs

Count me out. I'll wear my red Mario jersey, thank you.
Mullets just scream rural Tennessee waaaay to much for my tastes. But don't mind me; you do what you like
:D

mexican_texan
08-20-2008, 01:19 PM
The mullet was making a comeback a few months ago. Then again...so is Billy Ray Cyrus.

powerfuldragon
08-20-2008, 01:22 PM
The mullet was making a comeback a few months ago. Then again...so is Billy Ray Cyrus.
the mullet's been trying to make a comeback since it went away. it's like the herpes of hairstyles.

El Tejano
08-20-2008, 01:28 PM
I could just see it now:

Mullet Night at Reliant Stadium. First 5,000 fans get a free mullet wig.

And then it ends up being similar to Battle Red Day and we go on this major streak beating the Colts on that day.

mexican_texan
08-20-2008, 01:30 PM
the mullet's been trying to make a comeback since it went away. it's like the herpes of hairstyles.
While true, the Abercrombie crowd was sporting mullets and rat tails for a while.

mexican_texan
08-20-2008, 01:31 PM
I could just see it now:

Mullet Night at Reliant Stadium. First 5,000 fans get a free mullet wig.

And then it ends up being similar to Battle Red Day and we go on this major streak beating the Colts on that day.
It would have to be the Titans, we'd confuse them into thinking they're at home and they'll run the opposite way and score a safety.

powerfuldragon
08-20-2008, 01:35 PM
While true, the Abercrombie crowd was sporting mullets and rat tails for a while.
i had a rat tail a while back. people thought i was some nerd jedi wannabe.

281
08-20-2008, 01:56 PM
i voted for it... i find it hilarious.

Mr PC
08-20-2008, 02:08 PM
Anderson has been doing a good job on the field with his mullet so far. Perhaps its good luck, or it makes him more aerodynamic or something, but it wouldnt make sense to cut it at this point. I voted for the mullet.

Allstar
08-20-2008, 02:09 PM
It was originally a mohawk at OTAs. I liked the mohawk better. He still had the lightning bolt too.

powerfuldragon
08-20-2008, 02:11 PM
Anderson has been doing a good job on the field with his mullet so far. Perhaps its good luck, or it makes him more aerodynamic or something, but it wouldnt make sense to cut it at this point. I voted for the mullet.

having recently sported a mullet, i can assure you that david anderson sees no aerodynamic benefits from his lopsided lettuce. however, the party in the back portion of the mullet acts to stabilize the wearer at high speeds just like a cheetah's tail.

GlassHalfFull
08-20-2008, 02:13 PM
having recently sported a mullet, i can assure you that david anderson sees no aerodynamic benefits from his lettuce. however, the party in the back portion of the mullet acts to stabilize the wearer at high speeds just like a cheetah's tail.

Congrats on your 8,000th post. See your pm box, I was too slow.

mexican_texan
08-20-2008, 03:16 PM
It was originally a mohawk at OTAs. I liked the mohawk better. He still had the lightning bolt too.
If David Anderson catches more than 3 touchdowns this season, I pledge to get a mohawk.

Sideline
08-20-2008, 03:30 PM
I bear witness to that pledge...! Photo evidence come December.

False Start
08-20-2008, 03:36 PM
Maybe hes like Sampson, and the mullet gives him his power/football abilities. :thinking:

ObsiWan
08-20-2008, 03:58 PM
I could just see it now:

Mullet Night at Reliant Stadium. First 5,000 fans get a free mullet wig.

And then it ends up being similar to Battle Red Day and we go on this major streak beating the Colts on that day.

Can I swap mine for a Dunta Robinson dredlock wig? A Black man with a blonde mullet would NOT be a pretty sight.
:eek:

Vinnie
08-20-2008, 04:17 PM
Can I swap mine for a Dunta Robinson dredlock wig? A Black man with a blonde mullet would NOT be a pretty sight.
:eek:

someone should have mentioned that to dennis rodman.

ObsiWan
08-20-2008, 04:38 PM
(a) Dennis Rodman is ugly no matter what his hairstyle is...
and
(b) That
http://www.freshtrends.com/mas_assets/www/celebrity-DENNIS-RODMAN-3.jpg
was NOT a mullet

a mullet would have been that much worse...

I'll take my Dunta Robinson dreds now please...
:)

Seņor Stan
08-20-2008, 05:14 PM
If Anderson keeps rockin' that sweet mullet he won't even need a Passport for the road trip to Tennesee!

False Start
08-20-2008, 05:31 PM
If Anderson keeps rockin' that sweet mullet he won't even need a Passport for the road trip to Tennesee!

:heh: :cool:

He may have too many teeth to fit in with the mullet wearers up in Possum Holler.

TheRealJoker
08-20-2008, 05:32 PM
Count me out. I'll wear my red Mario jersey, thank you.
Mullets just scream rural Tennessee waaaay to much for my tastes. But don't mind me; you do what you like
:D

Some people will put their blue balls on the line for the playoffs and you want even rock a lightning mullet wig?!?!?! What kind of Texans fan are you!!!:foottap:

kiwitexansfan
08-20-2008, 05:37 PM
Maybe hes like Sampson, and the mullet gives him his power/football abilities. :thinking:

This was my concern too, lets not tamper with the hair and break whatever mojo he has flowing.

ObsiWan
08-20-2008, 05:52 PM
Some people will put their blue balls on the line for the playoffs and you want even rock a lightning mullet wig?!?!?! What kind of Texans fan are you!!!:foottap:

Look, I said I wear the Rostafarian dreds!! You can even dye 'em Battle Red...
In fact, that's probably more appropriate.
hmmm..... Battle Red Dreds
By Jove, I like the sound of that!!

TheRealJoker
08-20-2008, 05:57 PM
Look, I said I wear the Rostafarian dreds!! You can even dye 'em Battle Red...
In fact, that's probably more appropriate.
hmmm..... Battle Red Dreds
By Jove, I like the sound of that!!

You may have started a new movement!!!:splits:

Sideline
08-20-2008, 05:57 PM
Look, I said I wear the Rostafarian dreds!! You can even dye 'em Battle Red...
In fact, that's probably more appropriate.
hmmm..... Battle Red Dreds
By Jove, I like the sound of that!!

By Jove, Gosh! I also like the sound of that! BATTLE RED DREDS! Awesome.

texanfreak
08-20-2008, 06:03 PM
does anyone have a picture of andersons mullet?

Sideline
08-20-2008, 06:07 PM
http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52697

Its in that thread in a post by Vinnie dude.

False Start
08-20-2008, 07:21 PM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/andersonmullet.jpg

Sideline
08-20-2008, 07:25 PM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii202/J4103V/andersonmullet.jpg

Why oh Why did i vote yes, we need to stop this now. lol.

ObsiWan
08-20-2008, 08:18 PM
Why oh Why did i vote yes, we need to stop this now. lol.

don't blame me; I tried to offer an alternative...
:D

Vinnie
08-20-2008, 11:14 PM
don't blame me; I tried to offer an alternative...
:D

But it sucked, nice try. David will continue to channel the awesomeness of the mullet into the regular season and beyond!

Scooter
08-21-2008, 12:45 AM
alright i just saw the picture and voted. definitely potential there for a sweet mullet. i think it was at an aero's game a while back that they gave out blonde wigs that were mullets if i remember right. we could see something like that if anderson and his hair start to take off.

El Tejano
08-21-2008, 07:54 AM
Can I swap mine for a Dunta Robinson dredlock wig? A Black man with a blonde mullet would NOT be a pretty sight.
:eek:

But it would be great for a huge laugh.

Malloy
08-21-2008, 08:56 AM
Dont be such wusses, I want to see a naturist movement among the fans! :)

powerfuldragon
08-21-2008, 05:37 PM
But it sucked, nice try. David will continue to channel the awesomeness of the mullet into the regular season and beyond!
mullets are NOT awesome.


i had one.


trust me.


they suck.

ObsiWan
08-21-2008, 05:38 PM
But it sucked, nice try. David will continue to channel the awesomeness of the mullet into the regular season and beyond!

Oh so you're sayin' that Dunta Robinson's dreds suck??
Is that what I heard???
:cool:

ObsiWan
08-21-2008, 05:53 PM
Originally Posted by ObsiWan http://home.austin.rr.com/khari/images/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=977371#post977371)
Can I swap mine for a Dunta Robinson dredlock wig? A Black man with a blonde mullet would NOT be a pretty sight.
:eek:


But it would be great for a huge laugh.
no it wouldn't.

some things are just WRONG
- fat guys in Speedos
- beans in Texas chili
- pineapple on pizza
- spilling beer
- comb-overs (see Bud Adams' or Donald Trump)
- Rosie O'Donnell in a tube top
- Garo Yepremian trying to throw a football
you get the idea...

a Black dude with a blonde (or any other color) mullet belongs on that list.
UNacceptable.
The Taste Police would give a brother life. But I'd never make it to jail; my daughter would shoot me dead.

KEYE SUX
08-21-2008, 05:54 PM
I will sport DRobs dreds when he starts to play. Im gonna support Anderson NOW. I just hope he is not just preseason fluff with no season substance. We will see. But until then....

Is that Skynard?
Well turn it up!

austintexanite
08-21-2008, 05:56 PM
I always laugh at my brother when we look at old pics and he has his mullet. Good lord, it's like seeing a cheesy 80s Mexican soap opera. BTW, I'm Mexican so I'm not bashing anyone, except my bro.

Vinnie
08-21-2008, 09:35 PM
Oh so you're sayin' that Dunta Robinson's dreds suck??
Is that what I heard???
:cool:

Whatever, dreds are played out. Besides, we all know that's just a damn weave.

Vinnie
08-21-2008, 09:37 PM
mullets are NOT awesome.


i had one.


trust me.


they suck.

You obviously didn't rock yours hard enough. You should have frosted your tips, then you might have realized the potential.