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Silver Oak
08-18-2008, 03:48 PM
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Five Fast Facts About The Texans:
- On the Simpsons, Fat Tony’s last name is DeMico. Close enough to DeMeco Ryans’ given name to lead me to believe his mom is a fan. Maybe we can be friends.
- Kevin Walter wishes he was only confused with Kevin Curtis because they share a first name.
- The best quarterback in franchise history is Matt Schaub. I’m not even a Texans fan and that makes me want to drink.
- Demarcus Faggins’ nickname is “Petey”. Petey Faggins sounds like what Peedi Crakk would be known by in the Shire.
- Sure, Mario Williams proved to be a better pick than Reggie Bush, but is he encouraging kids to get out and play at least an hour a day? No? Good. Nothing’s funnier than a fatass kid.

Vegas Over/Under For 2008: 7.5 Wins

Verdict: OVER

They finished .500 last year and nothing leads me to believe they won’t improve if they get a full season out of Andre Johnson. Other than that, uh…you wanna fill me in, Texans fans? Hello? (Taps mouse) Hello?

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Mailman
08-18-2008, 03:58 PM
Where's Buzz Bissinger when you need him?

Sideline
08-19-2008, 08:58 AM
- Sure, Mario Williams proved to be a better pick than Reggie Bush, but is he encouraging kids to get out and play at least an hour a day? No? Good. Nothing’s funnier than a fatass kid.


Dude, that made me laugh, never seen this blog before.

I got a good laugh from this picture too, kind of childish just got me laughing

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/lucasoilstadiummarhar1.jpg

texan pride
08-19-2008, 09:16 AM
Dude, that made me laugh, never seen this blog before.

I got a good laugh from this picture too, kind of childish just got me laughing

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/lucasoilstadiummarhar1.jpg

Lol

SenorStan
08-19-2008, 12:05 PM
Lol

I almost missed the gun toting Marvin Harrison at the bottom of the picture.

Classic.