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PMSTRIKER
08-11-2008, 07:41 PM
This is the what if thread

You can post What if questions and have others answer them

Mine is "What if DD never got injured?"

MojoMan
08-11-2008, 07:44 PM
What if we drafted Reggie Bush instead of Mario Williams?

ATXtexanfan
08-11-2008, 07:53 PM
what if we never traded for schaub and quinn fell into our laps

Thorn
08-11-2008, 07:55 PM
What if I'd have accepted that ride on the spaceship by those aliens?

Oh sorry, you meant football questions.

What if we'd have gotten Kubiak from the get-go of this franchise?

MojoMan
08-11-2008, 07:58 PM
What if the we had given Bud Adams what he wanted, built a new football stadium back in the middle 90's, and kept the Oilers in Houston?

Thorn
08-11-2008, 08:02 PM
What if the we had given Bud Adams what he wanted, built a new football stadium back in the middle 90's, and kept the Oilers in Houston?


I'll bite. We'd have lost a super bowl and if you think the howling with the Texans now is bad...... ROFL

TheRealJoker
08-11-2008, 08:05 PM
What if Sage didn't break his hand making a tackle on ST in the 06 season?

GlassHalfFull
08-11-2008, 08:49 PM
What if The Real Joker had not jinxed the team last season by taking his vow?

Wolf
08-11-2008, 08:54 PM
what if ... Bud would have moved to all tarp and jacksonville


oh.. what if Boselli and Ryan Young would have been the bookends of the franchise at the get go

gwallaia
08-11-2008, 09:01 PM
What if Bud had a soul.

Joe Texan
08-11-2008, 09:03 PM
What if we had an outdoor stadium:panic:

gwallaia
08-11-2008, 09:04 PM
What if our knees bent the other way,...what would chairs look like?

TexansFanatic
08-11-2008, 09:10 PM
What if my aunt had balls? Would she really be my uncle or would she just be some kind of hermaphroditic freak?

Bull Pen 1
08-11-2008, 09:12 PM
Ok, Ill say it.

What if we didn't draft David Carr?:kingkong:

Bull Pen 1
08-11-2008, 09:13 PM
What if my aunt had balls? Would she really be my uncle or would she just be some kind of hermaphroditic freak?

Do you know for sure she doesn't.

alphajoker
08-11-2008, 09:21 PM
What if this thread hadn't been started? Would I be working on my homework instead?

wolf123
08-11-2008, 09:23 PM
What if this thread hadn't been started? Would I be working on my homework instead?

I doubt it!

Wolf
08-11-2008, 09:23 PM
What if my aunt had balls? Would she really be my uncle or would she just be some kind of hermaphroditic freak?

I was thinking

If "ifs and buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas

Hottoddie
08-11-2008, 09:29 PM
What if we had hired Kubiak & Smith in the first place?

YellerLotYeller
08-11-2008, 09:52 PM
What if we had Mario AND Julius Peppers?

stingray
08-11-2008, 09:53 PM
What if the Oilers would have stayed in Houston? Would Vince Young be our QB?

gary
08-11-2008, 10:06 PM
What if the Texans had a better RB situation right now?

MojoMan
08-11-2008, 10:14 PM
What if the Texans had a better RB situation right now?

What if we could clone Earl Campbell, and sign him as a free agent?

Ole Miss Texan
08-11-2008, 10:15 PM
What if Detroit would have selected Andre Johnson instead of Charles Rogers! :foottap:

gary
08-11-2008, 10:25 PM
What if we could clone Earl Campbell, and sign him as a free agent?I only wish.

Specnatz
08-11-2008, 10:54 PM
What if a frog had wings?

:smiliedance:

gary
08-11-2008, 11:00 PM
Let me think. It would fly as well as hop?

TexanSam
08-11-2008, 11:20 PM
What if we had given David Carr a good offensive line?

Wolf
08-11-2008, 11:27 PM
What if a frog had wings?

:smiliedance:

yep no bumping of the butt when he jumped

jaayteetx
08-12-2008, 12:15 AM
What if LA would have been awararded the 32nd team?

Allstar
08-12-2008, 12:43 AM
What if Mario Williams and Lawrence Taylor had a baby?

ObsiWan
08-12-2008, 01:12 AM
Karnak the Magnificent answers your questions...
:D
http://www.randi.org/images/092702-CarsonTurban.jpg
What if we had given David Carr a good offensive line?
he still wouldn't have been able to make pre-snap reads or go thru his progressions. A better query would be: What if we had brought Carr along slowly and given him better coaching on how to be an NFL QB?

What if we could clone Earl Campbell, and sign him as a free agent?
Kubiak would insist he have to catch the ball out of the backfield and excel in blitz pickup... and have him in the doghouse... (Earl - bless his heart - wasn't exactly known for his "soft hands")

What if Mario Williams and Lawrence Taylor had a baby?- They'd be on the covers of The N.E. Journal of Medicine, Scientific American, Sports Illustrated, and Gay Pride magazines. And we'd all be going, "WTF!!"



What if the Oilers would have stayed in Houston? Would Vince Young be our QB?
- Maybe. Worse than that, all that PacMan Jones and Albert Haynesworth crap would have happened here in Houston instead of up in Nashville. And we'd have no Andre Johnson since the Jeff Fisher never drafts a WR that high.
What if Detroit would have selected Andre Johnson instead of Charles Rogers! :foottap:- IF we had any sense, we would have drafted Marcus Trufant, Terence Newman, or Terrell Suggs to bolster our defense. And we'd have drafted Anquan Boldin in the second round (instead of Bennie Joppru) to fill the WR need.
What if LA would have been awararded the 32nd team?

then I wouldn't have met most of you nice folks because this msg board wouldn't exist. and THAT would be a real shame.

ChampionTexan
08-12-2008, 01:16 AM
What if Mario Williams and Lawrence Taylor had a baby?

You hope Mario's not having to miss any games for maternity leave, and sign the kid to the practice squad before the umbilical cord gets cut.

Texan JBZ
08-12-2008, 01:32 AM
What if Bobby Mac was like Bud and allowed no tailgating:brickwall:

Texan JBZ
08-12-2008, 01:55 AM
What if Charlie Casserly had never gave away two picks for Philip Buchanon :gun:

bollocks
08-12-2008, 03:56 AM
What if Charlie Casserly was actually a draft guru like the NFL network wants us to believe? :thinking:

barrett
08-12-2008, 04:24 AM
what if this was the last post in this thread?

whiskeyrbl
08-12-2008, 05:53 AM
What if we had drafted Derrick Johnson instead of Travis Johnson ?

stiff
08-12-2008, 09:30 AM
OK a really painful one

What if the Oilers wouldnt have chocked against the Bills, would we still be having to hear "Got Rings?"

Dancerdog
08-12-2008, 10:28 AM
What if Ahman Green and Chris Brown both stayed healthy all season? Okay, I can dream, can't I?

gary
08-12-2008, 10:50 AM
Then we'd really have one hell of a team.

Brando
08-12-2008, 11:17 AM
What if the Rams kept their original colors? Would we have the current Rams color scheme?

What if we drafted Marion Barber III instead of Vernand Morency?

gtexan02
08-12-2008, 11:19 AM
What if the NFL is scripted?

Thorn
08-12-2008, 11:29 AM
What if the NFL is scripted?

LOL. Fire the writers!

gary
08-12-2008, 02:38 PM
What if the Texans win the SuperBowl?

Texan_Bill
08-12-2008, 02:44 PM
What if our noses were upside down? Would we drown in the rain????

gary
08-12-2008, 02:48 PM
What if I ate all the food at the tailgate on Saturday?

NBT
08-12-2008, 02:48 PM
For an old geezer like me, who has been around Houston Pro football since it's inception in 1959, the Texans winning the Suer Bowl would be absolute nirvana. However, reality tells me that just getting to the playoffs this year would be an acomplishment.

The poster that said whatif we had appeased Bud Adams, and the Oilers had stayed in Houston, cannot possibly understand how badly we wanted to get rid of Bottom Line Bud Adams (not the Oilers). We were willing to wait and now thank God for Mr McNair.

mancunian
08-12-2008, 04:55 PM
What if the we had given Bud Adams what he wanted, built a new football stadium back in the middle 90's, and kept the Oilers in Houston?
And a LA would have an NFL franchise

mancunian
08-12-2008, 04:57 PM
what if Matt Stevens had never played for the Texans?

Blake
08-12-2008, 05:14 PM
What if we were actually named the:

Houston Apollos
Houston Bobcats
Houston Stallions
Houston Wildcatters

????

Texecutioner
08-12-2008, 05:15 PM
What if Mike Vick decided to stay an extra year in college making him the front runner for the first draft pick when we picked Carr??? Ooooohh, glad that didn't happen.

Blake
08-12-2008, 05:15 PM
What if we were actually named the:

Houston Apollos
Houston Bobcats
Houston Stallions
Houston Wildcatters

????

I hate the idea of being the wildcatters, or the bobcats. Stallions is a little to close to Broncos. Apollos sounds cool to me.

Texan JBZ
08-12-2008, 05:17 PM
What if the Vikings hadn't drafted Adrian Peterson at #7?

JWarren14
08-12-2008, 05:48 PM
What if Mike Sherman never woke up at the Scouting Combine...ever?
http://tarapfeifer.com/albums/stuff/mike_sherman_sleeping.jpeg

Big Lou
08-12-2008, 06:12 PM
What if we took some of Earl Campbells DNA and cloned him........

KEYE SUX
08-12-2008, 07:04 PM
What if we could sweep the division?

awtysst
08-12-2008, 07:08 PM
What if we beat the 49ers...

brakos82
08-12-2008, 07:15 PM
What if AWT never took that elvis wig dog picture?

MojoMan
08-12-2008, 08:38 PM
What if George W. Bush was President for life?

:)

Brando
08-12-2008, 09:27 PM
What if we traded for Orlando Pace in 2005 giving up 2 #1's 2006 and 2007?

texanfreak
08-12-2008, 09:58 PM
what if.......jerome mathis would have stayed healthy.

what if......humpty dumpty didn't fall

what if......the little engine that could couldn't

Porky
08-13-2008, 09:21 AM
What if Pigs suddenly sprouted wings and could fly?

brakos82
08-13-2008, 01:20 PM
What if Pigs suddenly sprouted wings and could fly?

Then your av would be quite ironic.

TheRealJoker
08-17-2008, 12:28 AM
What if AJ had played against the Saints tonight? Would the Saints have literally taken their ball and gone home due to excessive ownage?

ObsiWan
08-18-2008, 12:31 AM
What if AJ had played against the Saints tonight? Would the Saints have literally taken their ball and gone home due to excessive ownage?

Lawd, the Saints DBs would have to have anti-depression therapy for they would all be broken men.

steelbtexan
08-18-2008, 12:35 AM
There were no more Katrina victims living here?

Ryan
08-18-2008, 01:02 AM
What if Tony Boselli ever stepped on the field for us? Would he have helped David Carr be better?

Thorn
08-18-2008, 04:24 AM
Lawd, the Saints DBs would have to have anti-depression therapy for they would all be broken men.

:spit:

That was good. LOL