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bpe3
07-02-2008, 12:44 PM
Here's a few Texan haikus I busted out this AM instead of getting any work done at the office.

Up at crack of dawn
Join friends for beer food and fun
Ready for noon kick

South Main seven A.M.
Why won't they open the gate?
We all hate waiting

Yellow lot is best
Five acres grass under foot
Asphalt is toohard

Fans go to Mojo
Punching holes in Miller Lite
Shotgun 30 time

Show me what you got, Texans fans.

bpe3

Texan_Bill
07-02-2008, 12:57 PM
Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’
Blue Crew rules the lot
It's football time in Houston!

bpe3
07-02-2008, 01:16 PM
Good start, but that's 6-7-5 syllables.
We need 5-7-5.

Keep 'em coming.

bpe3

bpe3
07-02-2008, 01:19 PM
Wait a minute. Some of mine are off too.
Counting never was my specialty.
I made some changes.

bpe3

Texan_Bill
07-02-2008, 01:20 PM
Good start, but that's 6-7-5 syllables.
We need 5-7-5.

Keep 'em coming.

bpe3

LMAO... Plat-in-um is 3 (it's not platnum); Lot rocks the house is 4 = 7

So......
Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’
Blue Crew rules the lot
It's football time in Houston!


Stands

Tedc
07-02-2008, 02:27 PM
Enter at seven
Raise the tents and fire up grill
Its not that hard, Bill

Texan_Bill
07-02-2008, 02:36 PM
Seven is too early
I should still be in my bed
Need coffee from Ted.

Texecutioner
07-02-2008, 02:36 PM
Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’
Blue Crew rules the lot
It's football time in Houston!

Platinum is the best! 50 yard walk and you're already inside. Gotta love some Platinum!

Double Barrel
07-02-2008, 02:37 PM
We are the hardcore
Tailgating at every game
United we stand

:texflag:

Tedc
07-02-2008, 02:56 PM
We are the hardcore
Tailgating every game
United we stand

:texflag:

I may be splitting hairs but I believe "every" has 2 syllables.

Tedc
07-02-2008, 02:59 PM
Two or three? Not sure...
Every time it seems to change
eve-ry, ev-er-y

Tedc
07-02-2008, 03:03 PM
The Titans suck, but
Not as much as the Cowboys
"How does my Arse taste?"

Double Barrel
07-02-2008, 03:07 PM
I may be splitting hairs but I believe "every" has 2 syllables.

d'oh! I think you're right!
Haiku is not hard to do
Counting is easy

p.s. fixed it! thanks :howdy:

Texan_Bill
07-02-2008, 03:09 PM
No worries 'every' is like having a joker in your card game. It's wild, two or three syllables - whatever works.

Double Barrel
07-02-2008, 03:10 PM
The Titans suck, but
Not as much as the Cowboys
"How does my Arse taste?"

Bud Adams blows chunks
And his teams choke every time
One yard short, I smiled

Double Barrel
07-02-2008, 03:12 PM
Texans hardhats rock
But only real men wear them
We are fanatics

:tedc:

Texan_Bill
07-02-2008, 03:14 PM
Bud Adams blows chunks
And his teams choke every time
One yard short, I smiled

Very nice!!!

*******************************


Vince Young likes sausage
Montrose on a Friday night
Vince and Hobie, match

Double Barrel
07-02-2008, 03:18 PM
Vince Young likes sausage
Montrose on a Friday night
Vince and Hobie, match

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :hobie: :hobie:

Tedc
07-02-2008, 03:21 PM
Blue Crew tailgate rules
Filo attacks with baloons
Who turned out the lights?

Texan_Bill
07-02-2008, 03:23 PM
Blue Crew tailgate rules
Filo attacks with baloons
Who turned out the lights?

:spit: That was the funniest one yet!!! Rep if I could!!!!

Brando
07-02-2008, 03:25 PM
This is my first one I ever attempted........


Training Camp is near
Get the tailgating in gear
Because I want beer

:fans:

Brando
07-02-2008, 03:39 PM
Are you ready fans?
It's almost that time again
Barbecue and friends

hobie
07-02-2008, 03:44 PM
I dance with sausage
It is really fun to do
Wont you please join me

:hobie: :hobie:

Lauren
07-02-2008, 03:52 PM
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

nflnutswife
07-02-2008, 04:07 PM
I'm in this lot
They call it yellow
I'll make a pot!!!!!

:texflag:

Texan_Bill
07-02-2008, 05:08 PM
I dance with sausage
It is really fun to do
Wont you please join me

:hobie: :hobie:

First, no.... I won't join you.

Second, that was funnier than my Haiku about you and Vince.

Hagar
07-02-2008, 05:08 PM
You have too much time
Why aren’t you working
You need a new job


Ice beer bbq
Wearing Battle red jersey
Beat the Pu$$y Cats



For those of use who need it: Syllable Counter (http://haikuwithteeth.com/index.php)

TEXANS84
07-02-2008, 05:40 PM
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

HAHA!

Buffi2
07-02-2008, 05:41 PM
Can't wait to tailgate.
Season tickets coming soon.
Football almost here.

disaacks3
07-02-2008, 05:43 PM
Blue Crew tailgate rules
Filo attacks with baloons
Who turned out the lights?

Mylar conductive
Much deniability
Did you see the sparks?

OzzO
07-03-2008, 08:22 AM
Moved to North Texas
After five years of tailgate
Damn, I miss it so

Fans we need a chant
Like green bay or the green jets
get your flask in seats

this offseason drags
good moves after C & C
Young hangs with no shirts

Texan fans - DFW
start listing watch parties now
need to set this up

texanmojo
07-03-2008, 08:48 AM
The Titans suck, but
Not as much as the Cowboys
"How does my Arse taste?"

I like this one the best so far...

KeithW
07-03-2008, 10:42 AM
We have an annual offseason haiku contest (well, it was annual at HPF, and ItB is carrying on the tradition). Winner receives a free IntheBullseye.com t-shirt.

http://www.inthebullseye.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87

A few of these in this thread might be good enough to win.

Tedc
07-03-2008, 07:21 PM
Black soot drops without rain
Texas Stadium is gross
Perfect for their fans

Tedc
07-03-2008, 07:24 PM
Dallas tailgating?
Better take a portable
You suck Jerry Jones!

disaacks3
07-03-2008, 07:25 PM
Romo rolls to left
Fumbles the football away
Farewell to playoffs

disaacks3
07-03-2008, 07:36 PM
Cook on David's grill
Skirt steak pieces are yummy
Eat quick before gone

aj.
07-03-2008, 07:48 PM
DJ wannabe
Excess vociferation
Get a life asshat

Tedc
07-03-2008, 07:56 PM
DJ wannabe
Excess vociferation
Get a life asshat


Funny stuff "asshat"!
You seem to me me wonder
Then I think of this...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y224/Tedc/asshat.jpg

texanmojo
07-03-2008, 10:16 PM
Texan Mojo Rocks
Ice Cold Beer in the Cooler
Happy Fans Crush Cans

76Texan
07-04-2008, 10:12 AM
The wind is blowing
The time is fast-a-changing
We will be winning!
:fans: :wild: :doot: :smiliedance: :specnatz:

gary
07-04-2008, 02:30 PM
Carr steps up into the pocket
He makes the throw and gets picked off
There goes his QB career

texanmojo
07-05-2008, 01:55 AM
Tailgate Chicks look hot
Sometimes Texan Cheerleaders
Green Grass can't be beat

disaacks3
07-05-2008, 03:22 AM
Carr steps up into the pocket (8)
He makes the throw and gets picked off (8)
There goes his QB career (7)

A good idea, just need to get those syllables lined up.
5-7-5 is what you're after.

Carr drops back to pass
Gets happy feet and throws pick
Smith misses ProBowl

gary
07-05-2008, 09:22 PM
A good idea, just need to get those syllables lined up.
5-7-5 is what you're after.

Carr drops back to pass
Gets happy feet and throws pick
Smith misses ProBowlThank you. Good one.

kermit
07-05-2008, 10:22 PM
Rally 'round your team fans.:fans:

We can make the Superbowl really happen.:trophy:

You dunno what you're say'n.:gathering:

gary
07-05-2008, 10:47 PM
Rally 'round your team fans.:fans:

We can make the Superbowl really happen.:trophy:

You dunno what you're say'n.:gathering:Great one.

whiskeyrbl
07-06-2008, 07:38 AM
Gates open at eight
Beer and food to aid my wait
Be in seat by Twelve

Brando
07-07-2008, 01:44 PM
Haiku! Bless You man!
We love our Texans football!
Battle Red Kickoff!


:fans:

Señor Stan
07-07-2008, 02:06 PM
Tailgate time is here
Bring the beer and sausages
Vince says "skip the beer"

Brando
07-07-2008, 02:07 PM
Tailgate time is here
Bring the beer and sausages
Vince says "skip the beer"


lol...Good one....


:hobie:

JWarren14
07-07-2008, 06:43 PM
Raging Bull Tailgate
Jager Crown Beer and some Grub
Mondays are no fun!

Exception being December 1st, then Tuesdays are no fun!

gary
07-07-2008, 08:12 PM
Blue Crew tailgate at eight
Be in seats by noon
Be back out after the game for some more grub.

Lauren
07-08-2008, 12:34 PM
A good idea, just need to get those syllables lined up.
5-7-5 is what you're after.



LOL I think this concept is lost on a lot of people in this thread!

Texan_Bill
07-08-2008, 12:56 PM
Hobie loves sausage :hobie:

Vince loves sausage even more :hobie:

True sausage lovers :hobie: :hobie:

Hagar
07-08-2008, 01:34 PM
LOL I think this concept is lost on a lot of people in this thread!Syllables doesn't mean much when you have a slow Texas draw.

Señor Stan
07-08-2008, 03:32 PM
http://blogs.chron.com/fanblogtexans/Okoye.jpg

Tailgate Tea Party
Amobi brings the teabag
Vince will bring his face

YellerLotYeller
07-08-2008, 04:18 PM
Yellow Lot is great
Free beer on the half hour
The sweet smell of grass

Tedc
07-10-2008, 02:30 PM
Loud racing motors
Make me look out the windows.
Where are my tickets?!!

Tedc
07-10-2008, 02:35 PM
Pretty name, Katie-
My new Houston Texans rep.
Where are my tickets??!!!

nflnutswife
07-10-2008, 03:18 PM
Pretty name, Katie-
My new Houston Texans rep.
Where are my tickets??!!!


Good One, you nailed it!
5-7-5 is hard
who thought this game up!:gun:

Brando
07-10-2008, 03:53 PM
Haiku's Texans Style
Thirty One days for kickoff
Texans Win fo sho

Tedc
07-10-2008, 03:59 PM
Good One, you nailed it!
5-7-5 is hard
who thought this game up!:gun:

Apparently!

Good One, you nailed it! (5)
5-7-5 is hard (6)
who thought this game up! (5)

Double Barrel
07-10-2008, 04:57 PM
Tailgate time is here
Bring the beer and sausages
Vince says "skip the beer"

lol:

Inspired to haiku
Texans fans write funny stuff
What do I say now?

Brando
07-10-2008, 07:56 PM
Draft Reggie or Vince
That was the question for some
The right thing was done

Tedc
07-11-2008, 07:29 AM
Counting your fingers...
Its not hard to understand
why the games at hand.

nflnutswife
07-11-2008, 01:47 PM
:gun:

Apparently!

Good One, you nailed it! (5)
5-7-5 is hard (6)
who thought this game up! (5)


Crap, I tried!:thud:

hobie
07-11-2008, 01:49 PM
email-tickets sent
FedEx truck better show up
whats taking so long

Tedc
07-11-2008, 06:27 PM
Jerking on my chain,
My tickets were taken back.
This is not my day.

Double Barrel
07-11-2008, 06:37 PM
Crap, I tried!:thud:

Easy to fix!

"Good One, you nailed it!
5-7-5 is so hard
who thought this game up!"

:thisbig:

Where are my tickets?!
The FedEx man has not come
It's almost six now!!

Kaiser Toro
07-11-2008, 06:45 PM
Preach it Preacher Man
Texans fans toast to the team
Together we march

GlassHalfFull
07-11-2008, 06:48 PM
Jerking on my chain,
My tickets were taken back.
This is not my day.

What a bummer, Ted
Your house is within three blocks
Mine arrived today!

disaacks3
07-11-2008, 06:49 PM
I want my tickets
Brown can't do this one for me
Let it be today

Double Barrel
07-11-2008, 07:12 PM
I got my tickets!
I love the new smell of them
The season is close!

:texflag:

OzzO
07-12-2008, 10:53 AM
Any ticket gift?
Congrats on tickets, what else?
Was it a binder?

Double Barrel
07-12-2008, 10:58 AM
What's with the brown bag?
It's so metrosexual
hobie will like it

gary
07-12-2008, 07:24 PM
LOL I think this concept is lost on a lot of people in this thread! I'll get this yet.

Tedc
07-14-2008, 08:47 AM
Will it be today?
Does 2 day ship mean today?
Where are my tickets??!!!!

Tedc
07-14-2008, 11:03 AM
On the truck again.
Tickets, where you been hiding??
Bounc'in 'round the truck.

Tedc
07-14-2008, 11:07 AM
Still not in my hands.
Please come little Fed Ex girl,
guy or whatever.

Tedc
07-14-2008, 12:05 PM
It is almost lunch.
I want my tickets a bunch.
Where are my tickets??!!

Tedc
07-14-2008, 12:16 PM
Tailgate Chicks look hot
Sometimes Texan Cheerleaders
Green Grass can't be beat

Tetrahydrocan-
abinnol is not that bad.
Oh, wrong kind of grass.

eriadoc
07-14-2008, 01:09 PM
Does not get better
Than barbecue, football, and
three o'clock home games.