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jaayteetx
03-25-2008, 01:52 PM
I know somebody has used one of these at Reliant, pretty sweet...

http://www.coolerfun.com/Beer_Belly.php

TEXANS84
03-25-2008, 02:00 PM
I could never tell on Bullpen Andy.

Hagar
03-25-2008, 02:03 PM
Look at those handsome fellows using a Beer Belly. I just have to think that ainít no skinny dudes gonna be usin that thing.

Specnatz
03-25-2008, 02:03 PM
Man that would have to be cold against your belly unless you like warm beer.

gwallaia
03-25-2008, 02:20 PM
What a Great Idea!

Khari
03-25-2008, 02:39 PM
man why couldn't i have invented that

TexanSam
03-25-2008, 02:44 PM
I think it was Rick Reilly or someone from SI who wrote an article a while back about a device that you attach to your...ummm...wanker that lets you pee without having to get up and go to a bathroom. Apparently it's really hard to get off though. I can't find a link to the article. It was funny though.

gwallaia
03-25-2008, 02:53 PM
I think it was Rick Reilly or someone from SI who wrote an article a while back about a device that you attach to your...ummm...wanker that lets you pee without having to get up and go to a bathroom. Apparently it's really hard to get off though. I can't find a link to the article. It was funny though.

I remember that. They had one for men and women. They tried out at a Lakers game but they said it felt very strange sitting there and urinating in front of 18,000 people.

Texan_Bill
03-25-2008, 02:58 PM
I think it was Rick Reilly or someone from SI who wrote an article a while back about a device that you attach to your...ummm...wanker that lets you pee without having to get up and go to a bathroom. Apparently it's really hard to get off though. I can't find a link to the article. It was funny though.

I remember that. They had one for men and women. They tried out at a Lakers game but they said it felt very strange sitting there and urinating in front of 18,000 people.

This:

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/Image/Original-Whizzinator-Logo.gif

:jk: The whizzanator is for trying to cheat on a urine test.

*****************************

The beer belly thing is cool. I gotta have one before this season.

Double Barrel
03-25-2008, 03:00 PM
Man, that is funny!

Tedc
03-25-2008, 04:00 PM
I dunno.......I don't like the idea of drinking from a "bladder".

TexansLucky13
03-25-2008, 04:25 PM
I dunno.......I don't like the idea of drinking from a "bladder".

Why not? It was all the rage back in 800 BC.

Khari
03-25-2008, 04:32 PM
somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's :thinking:

TexansLucky13
03-25-2008, 04:36 PM
somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's :thinking:

Wouldn't it be kindof weird to see someone drinking from a tube that comes out of the bra? Just a thought.

:tease:

Double Barrel
03-25-2008, 04:47 PM
somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's :thinking:

As long as the liquid was evenly dispensed. Otherwise, you'd end up with a single D at some point in the game.

Khari
03-25-2008, 04:49 PM
your boobs would just keep shrinking :thisbig:

Drew_Smoke
03-25-2008, 04:57 PM
If you wore one of those beer bellies you'd be shot as soon as one of those boys searching you yelled,

"Suicide Bomber!"

Texan_Bill
03-25-2008, 05:08 PM
somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's :thinking:

:thinking: Definitely motor-boating opportunities there...

TxDavid
03-25-2008, 05:30 PM
I think it was Rick Reilly or someone from SI who wrote an article a while back about a device that you attach to your...ummm...wanker that lets you pee without having to get up and go to a bathroom. Apparently it's really hard to get off though. I can't find a link to the article. It was funny though.


It's called the "Sneaky Leaker". It was invented by 2 guys for use at Mardi Gras on Bourbon Street (literally on Bourbon Street)...

BullPenPhotos
03-25-2008, 05:49 PM
somebody should make a beer bra......it'll just look like u have double D's :thinking:

Ask and you shall recieve "Wine Rack" (https://www.thebeerbelly.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=200%2D007)

Khari
03-25-2008, 06:30 PM
Ask and you shall recieve "Wine Rack" (https://www.thebeerbelly.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=200%2D007)

curses, somebody beat me to it again :pirate:

GlassHalfFull
03-25-2008, 06:30 PM
Ask and you shall recieve "Wine Rack" (https://www.thebeerbelly.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=200%2D007)

Now I know what to ask for for Mother's Day. :thinking: If you drink red wine, you don't have to worry about the chill factor Bill mentioned with the beer bladder. :doot:

Texan_Bill
03-25-2008, 06:38 PM
https://www.thebeerbelly.com/photos/200-007-2T.jpg

I will take two. One for now and one for back-up.

Double Barrel
03-25-2008, 06:47 PM
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/Image/Original-Whizzinator-Logo.gif

I went to a Halloween party many years ago, and the host was dressed as a flasher. He was using one of these things for one of his specialty drinks, and it was pretty nasty (especially because this drink - which shall remain nameless - was too close to looking like something else).

The really heebie-jeebie part was when his 21 yo daughter wanted a shot, so a buch of people started taking 'blackmail' pictures.

Being a little too freaky for me, I grabbed my sheep-lover costume and left immediately.

Texan_Bill
03-25-2008, 06:58 PM
I went to a Halloween party many years ago, and the host was dressed as a flasher. He was using one of these things for one of his specialty drinks, and it was pretty nasty (especially because this drink - which shall remain nameless - was too close to looking like something else).

The really heebie-jeebie part was when his 21 yo daughter wanted a shot, so a buch of people started taking 'blackmail' pictures.

Being a little too freaky for me, I grabbed my sheep-lover costume and left immediately.


And that's how I finish off my day???..... :gun: Thanks DB!!!!


:jk:

Speedy
03-25-2008, 08:17 PM
If you wore one of those beer bellies you'd be shot as soon as one of those boys searching you yelled,

"Suicide Bomber!"

That's what I was thinking. Of course with the way they barely touch you, I guess it wouldn't matter.

I saw something like this before but it was something you wore in your pants, wrapped it around your leg or it was like a cushion you sat on or something, I can't remember.

Tedc
03-25-2008, 08:38 PM
Being a little too freaky for me, I grabbed my sheep-lover costume and left immediately.


Thats how you became the goat herder you are today.

Double Barrel
03-26-2008, 10:45 AM
Thats how you became the goat herder you are today.

Hey, at least the sheep was a female! :neener:

hobie
03-26-2008, 11:05 AM
Hey, at least the sheep was a female! :neener:

So you say.......:fib

Tedc
03-26-2008, 02:07 PM
Hey, at least the sheep was a female! :neener:




I didn't hear you say ewe.

Speaking of...http://www.muttonbone.com/

Double Barrel
03-26-2008, 03:14 PM
So you say.......:fib

Didn't have much choice after you took off with all the male sheep in that Little Bo Peep outfit you often wear. :photos:

I didn't hear you say ewe.

Speaking of...http://www.muttonbone.com/

lol:

Now that is funny! I'll have to buy you one for our next visit to the Blue Crew.

Dread-Head
03-26-2008, 03:24 PM
Wouldn't it be kindof weird to see someone drinking from a tube that comes out of the bra? Just a thought.

:tease:

...there are so many "jug"/"milk bag"/"drinking from the tap" jokes that I can insert here that I'm not going to simply because it would be entirely too easy.

Tedc
03-26-2008, 03:27 PM
...there are so many "jug"/"milk bag"/"drinking from the tap" jokes that I can insert here that I'm not going to simply because it would be entirely too easy.

As some have nicely skirted around the issue above, as long as that straw isn't coming out of a zipper.

nflnutswife
03-26-2008, 03:49 PM
ewe. . . .