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TexanAddict
03-07-2008, 01:02 PM
Some of this was pretty funny, so I thought I'd share it here. Different than the same ol' mocks you see everyday.

This years draft class features an impressive array of players for teams to choose from. But what if the field was enlarged to include some of our favorite fictional football playing characters? I think the draft would go a little something like this.

*NOTE* In order to be eligible for this draft a player must have maintained his or her amateur status, so you wonít find Paul Crewe, Willie Beamon or any other fictional pros on this list.
Link (http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/03/05/2008-nfl-movie-character-mock-draft/)

18. Houston Texans - Louie Lastik. OL. (Remember The Titans).
Finally, the Texans address their needs along the offensive line. Lastik also plans on starting a soul group with Mario Williams, Amobi Okoye and DeMeco Ryans, an agreement made after Lastik back off demands that heíd only play for Motown.
http://www.tiricosuave.com/images/draft_lastik.jpg

Also:

1. Miami Dolphins - Forrest Gump. KR. (Forrest Gump).
Bill Parcells would prefer to go with a defensive player here, but canít resist a player who scores nearly every time he touches the ball. Concerns over Gumps intelligence were allayed when Gump scored a 9 on his Wunderlic test, 2 points higher than Vince Young.
http://www.tiricosuave.com/images/draft_gump.jpg

24. Tennessee Titans - Air Bud. WR. (Air Bud, Golden Retriever).
I have to admit, Iíve never seen any of the Air Bud movies, but from what I understand, itís about a dog that catches footballs in itís mouth. He has to be better than Roydell Williams, Justin Gage or Brandon Jones. He also scored two points higher on the Wonderlic than Vince Young.
http://www.tiricosuave.com/images/draft_airbud.jpg

Errant Hothy
03-07-2008, 01:24 PM
8. Baltimore Ravens - Rico Dynamite. QB. (Napolean Dynamite).
The Ravens haven’t learned from the past and again are targeting a QB based more on upside than results. Following Dynamite’s performance at his pro day, where at one point, he was rumored to have thrown a football over a mountain range, the Ravens were sold.

hehehehehehe

El Tejano
03-07-2008, 02:17 PM
Lastik has lost weight as of late and I don't think it will help him much as far as his rating in the draft.

Mr teX
03-07-2008, 03:13 PM
stole this from another site i frequent, pretty funny stuff

http://www.tiricosuave.com/2008/03/05/2008-nfl-movie-character-mock-draft/

infantrycak
03-07-2008, 03:20 PM
Please put draft stuff in the draft forum. Thanks.

DiehardChris
03-07-2008, 03:20 PM
24. Tennessee Titans - Air Bud. WR. (Air Bud, Golden Retriever).
I have to admit, I’ve never seen any of the Air Bud movies, but from what I understand, it’s about a dog that catches footballs in it’s mouth. He has to be better than Roydell Williams, Justin Gage or Brandon Jones. He also scored two points higher on the Wonderlic than Vince Young.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

That is a great, great link. Thanks.

DiehardChris
03-07-2008, 03:22 PM
Oh, looks like someone beat you to it. Still, great link.

Honoring Earl 34
03-07-2008, 03:24 PM
[QUOTE][29. San Francisco 49ers - Stefan Djordevic. DB. (All The Right Moves).
The Niners stop Djordevicís free fall at 29. His stock fell when he only measured out at 5 foot 5 at the combine, but that doesnít scare off San Fran since his hands were still twice the size of Niners QB Alex Smithís muffin stumps with fingers.
/QUOTE]

Tom Cruise ran duckfooted in this role ... he probably could'nt crack a 5 flat forty . It's a reach at the least .

Leah Thompson looked good though , I'd draft her .

Mr teX
03-07-2008, 03:25 PM
Oh, wow, didn't know they were already in round 3, carry on fellas, LOL.

Silver Oak
03-10-2008, 04:18 PM
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