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alphajoker
01-18-2008, 02:42 PM
...All people head for Cowboy Stadium, where touchdowns are not likely to occur!

Got this text from a friend today and I thought I'd share. :laughjump:

StarStruck
01-18-2008, 02:55 PM
:throwball: LOL Yeah, we only got about 40 on the home field. What a minute, that means we should have scored as many as New England.

TexansLucky13
01-18-2008, 03:49 PM
:throwball: LOL Yeah, we only got about 40 on the home field. What a minute, that means we should have scored as many as New England.

*cough* Tony "The Choke" Romo *cough*

TEXANS84
01-18-2008, 03:55 PM
How do you keep the Cowboys off your front lawn?

Construct a goalpost.

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
01-18-2008, 03:59 PM
A guy walks into a bar wearing a Raven's jersey, and carrying a cat that also has a Raven's jersey on with a little Raven's helmet on his head, too.

The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Raven's game here? My TV is broke and my cat and I always watch the game together".

The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the Raven's kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says, Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"

The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
01-18-2008, 04:08 PM
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

Specnatz
01-18-2008, 05:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYu68SHWh64&eurl=http://www.goldhelmet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5821

For all you cowgirl fans. I found this on another site.

jaayteetx
01-18-2008, 07:37 PM
that video was hilarious!

WesmanTexanfan
01-18-2008, 07:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYu68SHWh64&eurl=http://www.goldhelmet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5821

For all you cowgirl fans. I found this on another site.

ROFLMAO


awesome vid..... awesome awesome awesome

kastofsna
01-18-2008, 08:02 PM
A guy walks into a bar wearing a Raven's jersey, and carrying a cat that also has a Raven's jersey on with a little Raven's helmet on his head, too.

The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Raven's game here? My TV is broke and my cat and I always watch the game together".

The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the Raven's kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says, Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"

The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
fill in the blank for whatever team you want.

Showtime100
01-18-2008, 10:14 PM
...All people head for Cowboy Stadium, where touchdowns are not likely to occur!

Got this text from a friend today and I thought I'd share. :laughjump:


I got one of those from a friend too...lol. I almost posted it but got sidetracked.

WesmanTexanfan
01-19-2008, 12:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYu68SHWh64&eurl=http://www.goldhelmet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5821

For all you cowgirl fans. I found this on another site.

what the heck is a private video??

alphajoker
01-19-2008, 10:56 AM
Yeah, I couldn't get it to work either and I'm really anxious to see it. Help a brotha out Specnatz.

NitroGSXR
01-19-2008, 11:34 AM
what the heck is a private video??
I don't know but if it has anything to do with Jessica, I'm DOWWWWNNNNNNN.

Specnatz
01-19-2008, 11:50 AM
what the heck is a private video??

It seems since this video has made its rounds the person who posted it to Youtube has declared that you have to join his friends list in order to view it. Odd, but I can not even view now and I viewed the other day just fine.