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gg no re
01-13-2008, 08:05 PM
(CNN) January 13, 2008 -- The city known as Dallas, Texas has been dislocated from the Texas State just minutes after losing to the New York Giants in the NFL Divisional Playoffs.

PapaL
01-13-2008, 08:08 PM
You hear that? It's the sound of all Dallas teams choking.

WesmanTexanfan
01-13-2008, 08:09 PM
(CNN) January 13, 2008 -- The city known as Dallas, Texas has been dislocated from the Texas State just minutes after losing to the New York Giants in the NFL Divisional Playoffs.

thats.....like...... my dream....

Showtime100
01-13-2008, 08:32 PM
Dallas, Tennessee. Hmm.

ATRAIN
01-14-2008, 07:35 AM
First the Mavs, now the "Girls" for a 2nd year in a row. Dallas should be called "CHOKE CITY"

Hervoyel
01-14-2008, 08:52 AM
Sneak up there in the middle of the night, bulldoze it all across the border into Oklahoma and then play dumb in the morning. Just tell the press that we always thought Dallas was in Oklahoma.

Problem solved!

TexansLucky13
01-14-2008, 09:16 AM
Sneak up there in the middle of the night, bulldoze it all across the border into Oklahoma and then play dumb in the morning. Just tell the press that we always thought Dallas was in Oklahoma.

Problem solved!

Dallas isn't in Oklahoma?

I really need to take a US Geography course.

:tease:

TEXANRED
01-14-2008, 11:14 AM
You hear that? It's the sound of all Dallas teams choking.

How can I put this delicately?

The broke back cowboys should be used to chocking.

Texan_Bill
01-14-2008, 11:24 AM
http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/aha/heim.gif

PapaL
01-14-2008, 11:37 AM
^ I think we should rename that to the Dallas Maneuver ^

cuppacoffee
01-14-2008, 12:42 PM
http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/aha/heim.gif




I could swear I saw a few Giants Dlinemen practicing this maneuver on Romo.. :D


:coffee:

SA Texan
01-14-2008, 03:25 PM
You hear that? It's the sound of all Dallas teams choking.

First the Mavs, now the "Girls" for a 2nd year in a row. Dallas should be called "CHOKE CITY"

You know Dirk is the happiest man in Dallas today...he finally found someone who is a bigger choke artist than himself. :splits:

WesmanTexanfan
01-14-2008, 04:41 PM
You know Dirk is the happiest man in Dallas today...he finally found someone who is a bigger choke artist than himself. :splits:

CHOKE CITY


i love it, wish i had enough money to put up that bilboard in dallas.......