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PapaL
12-17-2007, 10:36 AM
A little something to start off a new week...

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John Madden was in Green Bay to announce a football game one weekend
when he noticed a special telephone near the Packers ' bench. He asked
QB Favre what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked if he could use it. Favre replied, 'Sure, but it will cost
you $200. John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could
use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200.
John's picks were perfect that week.The next week, John was in
Indianapolis when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Colts
bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Manning told him, 'It's
a hotline to God if you want to use it, it will cost you $500.'
Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet and made the
call. John's picks were perfect again that week.

Last weekend, John was in Houston , when he noticed the same kind of telephone
by the Houston bench. He asked Matt Schaub, 'Is that the hotline to God?' Matt said,
'Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents.' John looked incredulously
at Schaub and said, 'Wait a second, I just paid $200 in Green Bay and $500 in Indianapolis
to use the same phone to God! Why do the Texans only charge 50 cents ?

Matt replied, 'Because in Houston, it's a local call...Welcome to God's Country.'.................

mancunian
12-17-2007, 10:40 AM
And I thought Scotland was God's country - looks like I was diddled by the Church I was in....

texanfan2002114
12-17-2007, 10:41 AM
A little something to start off a new week...

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John Madden was in Green Bay to announce a football game one weekend
when he noticed a special telephone near the Packers ' bench. He asked
QB Favre what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked if he could use it. Favre replied, 'Sure, but it will cost
you $200. John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could
use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200.
John's picks were perfect that week.The next week, John was in
Indianapolis when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Colts
bench. He asked what the telephone was for and Manning told him, 'It's
a hotline to God if you want to use it, it will cost you $500.'
Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his wallet and made the
call. John's picks were perfect again that week.

Last weekend, John was in Houston , when he noticed the same kind of telephone
by the Houston bench. He asked Matt Schaub, 'Is that the hotline to God?' Matt said,
'Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents.' John looked incredulously
at Schaub and said, 'Wait a second, I just paid $200 in Green Bay and $500 in Indianapolis
to use the same phone to God! Why do the Texans only charge 50 cents ?

Matt replied, 'Because in Houston, it's a local call...Welcome to God's Country.'.................

Nice post!! rep!!

Mike Kerns
12-17-2007, 10:45 AM
Very nice :texflag: