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Thorn
12-07-2007, 08:49 PM
Screw everything. Excuse the hell out of me, but itís Friday night and Iím drunk as shit and I say the Texans are my team.

Yeah, at present, they arenít worth a shit. Like we need a mind reader to understand that. But they are the team from Houston. They are our team. They are what we have.

And itís a hell of a lot better than some cities have got. We could be Miami. But we are not. We actually have a QB, well, as long as he can stand we do, but the point remains, we have a QB. Hopefully.

We also have the basis of a damn good defense. We are getting there. By slow steps and missteps we are getting there.

Screw ESPN and others who rate teams, we are getting there.

On the other hand, I could just be drunk. Which I am. In any case, the Texans are my team. I think they suck right now, but I love them anyway. Why do I love a team that sucks? Because they are the Houston team. And I live in Houston.

You have no idea how much I needed Microsoft word to correct my spelling in this post.

dickieb
12-07-2007, 09:00 PM
Wow, Thorn is at it again. Let me just say this is your best drink and post I have ever read. Very clear and not really any errors. What are you drinking tonight buddy? Maybe you just haven't had as many as usual but great drunk post! I would caution you to quit while you are ahead for tonight, you don't want to wake up in the morning and regret a post. By the way you don't need no stinking microsoft word, you're the man.

Thorn
12-07-2007, 09:08 PM
Jack Daniles is my drink, and the Texans are my team.

In any case, your're right. I should be hit the sack, but I am not. In the mean time, screw it.

TheIronDuke
12-07-2007, 09:17 PM
I love posting drunk until the next morning when I wake up and wondered what the hell I posted the night before.

I'll be there with you in an hour or so Thorn. But I'm always there with you when it comes to the TEXANS!!!!

:fans:

Thorn
12-07-2007, 09:21 PM
Screrw it. We are drkunk. Int's not like it matters. It's the internet.

In the meaime, Houston Texans rock. Kiss my ass if yhout think difrfent.

Tecans rock.

spent
12-07-2007, 09:22 PM
well Thorn, can't say I am much of a fan of your Texans, but you fans rank among the very best!

Thorn
12-07-2007, 09:25 PM
well Thorn, can't say I am much of a fan of your Texans, but you fans rank among the very best!

We come fron a long lionge our losers.

I can't type tright ow. In any case, one day, Hoston shall kicj yiou ass.

GlassHalfFull
12-07-2007, 09:25 PM
You can always type your post in Microsoft word and copy and paste in here if you are worried about your spelling.:user:

I'm with you on the fact that there are a lot of teams much worse off that the Texans.

I'm home with my teenage son tonight, so not too much drinking going on here. Just a couple of glasses of wine. I probably need to dry out after my Vegas trip last week anyway.

TEXANRED
12-07-2007, 09:26 PM
Screw everything. Excuse the hell out of me, but itís Friday night and Iím drunk as shit and I say the Texans are my team.

Yeah, at present, they arenít worth a shit. Like we need a mind reader to understand that. But they are the team from Houston. They are our team. They are what we have.

And itís a hell of a lot better than some cities have got. We could be Miami. But we are not. We actually have a QB, well, as long as he can stand we do, but the point remains, we have a QB. Hopefully.

We also have the basis of a damn good defense. We are getting there. By slow steps and missteps we are getting there.

Screw ESPN and others who rate teams, we are getting there.

On the other hand, I could just be drunk. Which I am. In any case, the Texans are my team. I think they suck right now, but I love them anyway. Why do I love a team that sucks? Because they are the Houston team. And I live in Houston.

You have no idea how much I needed Microsoft word to correct my spelling in this post.

Tell us how you really feel.

Dont forget to take your asprin before going to bed.

Thorn
12-07-2007, 09:33 PM
Tell us how you really feel.

Dont forget to take your asprin before going to bed.

thanks. I am l0kding at the apsrinbottle now.

GlassHalfFull
12-07-2007, 09:35 PM
thanks. I am l0kding at the apsrinbottle now.

Drink a BIG glass of water with it. It's the dehydration that gets you.

Thorn
12-07-2007, 09:38 PM
Drink a BIG glass of water with it. It's the dehydration that gets you.


Screw allof yall. the Texans ****ing rok. I laove the texans.

In anxy xase, I bet I wi9shi tommorw I washtno doing this as AI am sure I will be emabarresed as hell.

TheIronDuke
12-07-2007, 09:58 PM
Switch to Firefox, it has automatic spell checking.

Good luck with your hangover tomorrow.

bucslover
12-07-2007, 10:05 PM
Screw everything. Excuse the hell out of me, but itís Friday night and Iím drunk as shit and I say the Texans are my team.

Yeah, at present, they arenít worth a shit. Like we need a mind reader to understand that. But they are the team from Houston. They are our team. They are what we have.

And itís a hell of a lot better than some cities have got. We could be Miami. But we are not. We actually have a QB, well, as long as he can stand we do, but the point remains, we have a QB. Hopefully.

We also have the basis of a damn good defense. We are getting there. By slow steps and missteps we are getting there.

Screw ESPN and others who rate teams, we are getting there.

On the other hand, I could just be drunk. Which I am. In any case, the Texans are my team. I think they suck right now, but I love them anyway. Why do I love a team that sucks? Because they are the Houston team. And I live in Houston.

You have no idea how much I needed Microsoft word to correct my spelling in this post.



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Substitute "Texans" for "Bucs", and I was there where you are last year.. really! We are Bucs fans, we have been loosing and sucking much longer than the Texans have :)


You will get better, we did. IE Superbowl :) But just enjoy the good years because you could go back to a 4-12 season at any time.. we did!


I love my Tampa Bay Bucs, 4-12 or 12-4, :heart: Love your team win or not! Bandwagon fans are the ones who suck!

HEY HEY Tampa Bay, GO BUCS!

TheIronDuke
12-07-2007, 10:09 PM
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Substitute "Texans" for "Bucs", and I was there where you are last year.. really! We are Bucs fans, we have been loosing and sucking much longer than the Texans have :)


You will get better, we did. IE Superbowl :) But just enjoy the good years because you could go back to a 4-12 season at any time.. we did!


I love my Tampa Bay Bucs, 4-12 or 12-4, :heart: Love your team win or not! Bandwagon fans are the ones who suck!

HEY HEY Tampa Bay, GO BUCS!

I've been out of town without the use of intrawebs all week but from what I've seen the Bucs fans have been the classiest posters I've seen this year. I would like to visit Tampa someday since my favorite radio guy (Bubba the Love Sponge) broadcasts from Tampa and always talks about the Doll House and other goings-on in Tampa Bay. Sounds like a great city!

Showtime100
12-07-2007, 10:12 PM
You are better at drinking then posting than I ever was Thorn... lol. Have a great night!!

Hardcore Texan
12-07-2007, 10:13 PM
This thread is grate.....thanx for bringin it up!

Thorn
12-07-2007, 10:16 PM
Well, **** this shit. At the time, I donít seem to be sober. In fact, I seemd to be quite drunk on myh ass. In zuy case, the Texasns rule. If the name of your team doernst seem to be the Texans, yall our shit opur opf luck.

Yankee_In_TX
12-07-2007, 10:22 PM
well Thorn, can't say I am much of a fan of your Texans, but you fans rank among the very best!

With all the losing, only the strong survive.


I agree, they're my team. I live for Sunday because of them.

I get excited when I buy a new jersey, or something else with the Texans logo.

I've met so many wonderful people because of the Texans.

They're my team. I may get angry or boo some times, but I still love them.

Thorn
12-07-2007, 10:25 PM
They're my team. I may get angry or boo some times, but I still love them.

The tTexans are our team. We love t hem. We mijght not be able to type, we not be able to sp[ell, but we love the Texans.

TheIronDuke
12-07-2007, 10:31 PM
The Texans run deeper in my heart than any other team I've ever supported including the Astros.

The reason, I think, for this is the fact that I got to watch this team from its inception. That makes a great deal of a difference. I was only 12 when the Oilers blew a 35-3 lead and I wasn't into football as much then.

The Texans will always mean much more to me than any team ever and I would give anything for them to succeed. All these losses and all these bad breaks will hopefully pay off eventually. I say that realizing that there are Astros fans who have watched the Astros since their inception still not win a World Series.

I guess that's what separates the bandwagon-riders from the true fans. I truly love the Texans and can only hope that these 6 years of suffering will eventually lead to some sort of championship.

TheIronDuke
12-07-2007, 10:32 PM
The tTexans are our team. We love t hem. We mijght not be able to type, we not be able to sp[ell, but we love the Texans.

.+1

Khari
12-07-2007, 10:37 PM
lovely

HJam72
12-07-2007, 10:40 PM
The tTexans are our team. We love t hem. We mijght not be able to type, we not be able to sp[ell, but we love the Texans.

Gow Tecksons!!! :wild:

Yankee_In_TX
12-07-2007, 10:44 PM
It's like my first wife was the Bengals. Didn't really care for her, but she was around. Really boring. Divorced in 1998.

Some friends introduced me to the Browns in 1999. Maybe I'd had enough of the single life and I was a little desperate. But hey, my friends really liked her. Lord, she was worse than the Bengals. What had I done.

I'd been through this once before, so my eyes wondered. In 2002 I cheated on my wife the Browns in the living room of an apartment in Columbus Ohio.

Needless to say, I love my current wife blindly. She treats my like crap, but I don't ever want to marry another.

Andrew6
12-07-2007, 10:57 PM
It's like my first wife was the Bengals. Didn't really care for her, but she was around. Really boring. Divorced in 1998.

Some friends introduced me to the Browns in 1999. Maybe I'd had enough of the single life and I was a little desperate. But hey, my friends really liked her. Lord, she was worse than the Bengals. What had I done.

I'd been through this once before, so my eyes wondered. In 2002 I cheated on my wife the Browns in the living room of an apartment in Columbus Ohio.

Needless to say, I love my current wife blindly. She treats my like crap, but I don't ever want to marry another.



I feel you're pain. I was a Green Bay fan. I grew up in Mississippi and Bret Favre was from there. I moved to Houston in 2001 and met my current wife in 2002 who took me to my first Texans vs. Dallas game. I left Green Bay and all other women that day. Here I am 5, or 6 years later and still very much in love with both.

Ells1626
12-07-2007, 11:59 PM
Being a self procliamed expertin binge drinking don't take aspirin the night before because with long term it can lead to stomach bleeding. Instead go with advil, or the CVS cheap brand.
:beerfunnel: :toast2: :beer:

Joe Texan
12-08-2007, 12:10 AM
Well Thorn I resemble your statements

I flacking buv tho texsons

I am sober and it is very hard to mispell

no time to paint it white

You rok thorn have a drink for me

TheIronDuke
12-08-2007, 12:45 AM
Being a self procliamed expertin binge drinking don't take aspirin the night before because with long term it can lead to stomach bleeding. Instead go with advil, or the CVS cheap brand.
:beerfunnel: :toast2: :beer:

I concur with this, I also hear that Tylenol isn't the best remedy either.

Showtime100
12-08-2007, 04:51 AM
It's now 3:50 am. Somebody grab a bullhorn and wake that sumbitch up. j/k.

Malloy
12-08-2007, 04:53 AM
Thorn, I think you faked your drunkiness in the original post, waaay too coherent. It seems though, that you got going afterwards and that the spelling and general understanding reached the drunken level that I love and often engage in myself.

Keep drinking, but remember, for the optimal drunk-posting, you should have a problem finding the keyboard before actually consider posting :)

Thorn
12-08-2007, 05:56 AM
The morning after is always painful. The cat got me up because she want's to be fed.

Need. Asprin. Now.

texdawg
12-08-2007, 06:49 AM
Glad to see you made it through the night. Enjoyed the thread. Always safer to drive a keyboard than a car. Relax today and you'll be ready for the games on Sunday!!!

PS-hair of the dog???

Yankee_In_TX
12-08-2007, 08:51 AM
The morning after is always painful. The cat got me up because she want's to be fed.

Need. Asprin. Now.

6 AM? Screw the cats :)

SheTexan
12-08-2007, 09:29 AM
I LOVE this post, and all of you above posters!! I don't drink, haven't been drunk in over 30 yrs, but, I can tell you with a straight face, or with a smile, I LOVE my TEXANS!! I will NEVER give up on them, that's just not in me to do that. They are my team, win or lose, and I will stand by them until I am no longer on this planet.

THANKS THORN, for starting this thread!! A little positive input, drunk or not, goes a long way!!:grouphug:

Buffi2
12-08-2007, 09:38 AM
This thread made me smile. Thanks, Thorn. Tried to give you a rep but I have to spread some around first.

I don't drink, but your drunk thoughts had me thinking that perhaps I should start.

I, too, Love the Texans. Even with half of the starting lineup on IR - they are my team. I may get angry enuf to want to go down on that field, grab someone by the pads and give them a talking to, but in the end I will still love and support them.:fans:

That is enuf sappy sentiment for a Sat. morning. Hope the aspirin helps. If not, you can always try a stiff Bloody Mary.:)

Chance_C
12-08-2007, 10:30 AM
That is enuf sappy sentiment for a Sat. morning. Hope the aspirin helps. If not, you can always try a stiff Bloody Mary.

By far the best remedy. Hey we all love the Texans or else we wouldn't be here all the time. I will definately be cooking something as always for the game tomorrow. Just hope I get to enjoy it this time!!

nunusguy
12-08-2007, 10:45 AM
Horn only posts when he gets blasted ? And he's posted 696 times since
April of this year ? Dang, I'm impressed !

Brando
12-08-2007, 10:45 AM
I'm not drunk being that it is Saturday morning and all but I love my Texans too. I look forward to every Sunday. We have 4 more weeks but we still have the draft and free agency to look forward to make this team better! It's 24/7 365 being a Texans fan and I will be there when they turn it around, hopefully soon.:shades:

Here's to the start of the final four games and I hope they go out hitting hard and kicking the shit out of opponents!!!!!!!


:fans:

ATX
12-08-2007, 10:49 AM
If not, you can always try a stiff Bloody Mary.:)

You mean a Battle Red Bob?