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Bipolar The Titan
10-26-2007, 09:12 PM
...i don't care. It's just that I was thinking... see, we've been making some demotivational pics from this cookie cutter website. In our thread located in the lounge at goTitans there are many demotivational pics that are heavily themed around the the Texans.
http://www.gotitans.com/goForum/showthread.php?t=32251
Blazing Arrow suggested one that near the end of the thread. I took that ball and ran with it. I liked it so much I thought I'd bring it here. It's just that I got such a rise out of it. More than a chuckle mind you. A shot of whiskey and this is just a plain old kee slapper...

One with Brionas and the empty stands at reliant would be funny.http://www.gotitans.com/goForum/images/smilies/hehehmn.gif

Somethign referencing how sad it is that no one was there to almost witness Texans history. Almost :))

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/bipolartitan/poster44350575.jpg

but in a way it's so Shakespearean or something. Like tragic. Well actually... it is pretty damn tragic. I think it's the exact definition of tragic. It's just that if that comeback had held it would have been close to the biggest 4th quarter comeback ever by any team let alone a shootout in a one-sided bitter rivalry... Sure Bironas would have held a share of some record and set a franchise record, but no.. no settling for that. He did it for the NFL all time record.

That would have been such a huge win. A real shot in the arm in the right time of the season. But now the back-up qb looks better except half the time he throws interceptions. I mean damn. I feel for you people. Your front page articles just enthrall me. I'm thinking to myself... oh damn... Thank the sweet Lord in heaven for good times....

Good luck Texans. Just console yourself with the moral victory that you will have the best last place record of all nfl teams this year. No way is your team taking a #1 selection this year. (unless there's a trade up which wouldn't surprise me at all. lol.) You guys are at least picking #8... mark it down.

ledzeppelin229
10-26-2007, 09:55 PM
Come back when we play y'all again...we have San Diego to deal with for now.

As for the game....I stayed for it, final 2 seconds and all. It was like the crash after too much cocaine, at least thats how I assume cocaine feels. (as close as I can get anyway)

Bipolar The Titan
10-26-2007, 09:58 PM
hate to reply to my own post but I came across something else... I'll take a small excerpt from the body but it's well worth the read from the top I promise.

To say Iím ambivalent about this game is putting it mildly, and Iím sure Houston feels the same way. On the one hand our defense dominated for three quarters and shut them down, on the other hand it folded like a lawn chair made out of origami in the fourth. On the positive side we knocked their starting QB out of the game. On the negative we let a bunch of whodats at WR catch 4 TDís in about ten minutes from a backup QB that the announcers initially confused with Drew Rosenhaus.

http://www.barkingcarnival.com/doperbo/tennessee-titans-week-7

just thought I'd share a link with ya'll.

:whip: maybe after the sweep we can talk about a leather suit with a zipper mouth and a trunk you can live in. be sweet! :texflag:

Bipolar The Titan
10-26-2007, 10:00 PM
Come back when we play y'all again...we have San Diego to deal with for now.

As for the game....I stayed for it, final 2 seconds and all. It was like the crash after too much cocaine, at least thats how I assume cocaine feels. (as close as I can get anyway)

sorry. your post came in as I left that last one. Oh, I'll be back. Me and my merry band of Smack Returners always come back, even if there is crow to be eaten! Good for you staying the whole time. You are a shining example of what a true die hard fan is! :fans: :fans: :fans:

Bipolar The Titan
12-01-2007, 03:03 PM
Come back when we play y'all again...we have San Diego to deal with for now.

As for the game....I stayed for it, final 2 seconds and all. It was like the crash after too much cocaine, at least thats how I assume cocaine feels. (as close as I can get anyway)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/bipolartitan/10101875AJack-Nicholson-The-Shining.jpg

The Dream
12-01-2007, 05:07 PM
^^^LMAO....Go Vince!!!!....I'll be wearing my Titans Jersey to work tomorrow.............................

Blazing Arrow
12-03-2007, 01:38 PM
:doot:

Young's horrible play really hindered our chances of winning :sarcsm:

Texan_Bill
12-03-2007, 01:42 PM
In a typical classless move, Sparrow doesn't respect the 24 hour rule....

Should we have expected any more from a fan of a team with a classless owner chock full of classless players???

Blazing Arrow
12-03-2007, 06:19 PM
In a typical classless move, Sparrow doesn't respect the 24 hour rule....

Should we have expected any more from a fan of a team with a classless owner chock full of classless players???


24 hour rule? Since none of you had class enough to respond to the fact that you lost and eat a little crow ... less DB .. he is always good fun. Just thought I would put out another message.

Check your posts in the VY is the best QB thread. Why not just admit he played pretty well?

Also BUTT hurt is an ungly face there Bill.

Texan_Bill
12-03-2007, 06:25 PM
24 hour rule? Since none of you had class enough to respond to the fact that you lost and eat a little crow ... less DB .. he is always good fun. Just thought I would put out another message.

Check your posts in the VY is the best QB thread. Why not just admit he played pretty well?

Also BUTT hurt is an ungly face there Bill.

You've been around too long on this board and others to not respect the 24 hour rule.... It's now about 25 hours - so have at it..

As I did once in that thread, I will admit it again. He played well.... And....???

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Butt hurt may be an ugly face, but your Butt face makes me hurt!!

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kastofsna
12-10-2007, 02:46 PM
:doot:

Young's horrible play really hindered our chances of winning :sarcsm:
yup