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swtbound07
09-27-2007, 11:47 AM
Seems to be seriously lacking....i'll copy a post i had from another thread, and maybe throw in a few more

if the best reason you can think of for your team to win is "Any given sunday!" ......you might be a falcons fan

If you have to be cheerfully optimistic about the 3rd coming of joey harrington....you might be a falcons fan

If you feel your 0-3 team is a lock to beat a 2-1...you might be a falcons fan

If you think Roddy white, coming off his second CAREER 100 yard game, is suddenly a viable threat....you might be a falcons fan.

If you are talking seriously about brian brohm and the 2008 draft...you might be a falcons fan

Hookem Horns
09-28-2007, 02:35 PM
Is it true the Falcons have a player named Chris Crocker?

Texan_Bill
09-28-2007, 02:53 PM
Absolutely:

25 Crocker, Chris FS 5'11" 193 3/9/1980 5 Marshall

Corrosion
09-28-2007, 03:40 PM
If your teams QB has more Rushing attempts than Passing Yards ... Oh damn . That was last year .


If the face of your franchise is under house arrest .... You might be a Falcons fan

If the face of your franchise wears an ankle monitor .... You might be a Falsons fan

If your new QB has more sacks than passing yards ..... You might be a Falcons fan. Or a Carolina Panthers Fan .


But if your running back has more TV comercials than rushing yards .... You Gotta Be an 'Aints Fan.

(I had to do it. I had to get an early start. We play them in week 11)

Red_Zone
09-30-2007, 05:51 PM
Seems to be seriously lacking....i'll copy a post i had from another thread, and maybe throw in a few more

If you feel your 0-3 team is a lock to beat a 2-1...you might be a falcons fan

And you might be right! Ha Ha, jokes on you!

real
09-30-2007, 05:52 PM
Lol

Blazing Arrow
09-30-2007, 11:45 PM
Wow ..... all I can say is wow. You could not even beat the dog killers? Harrington sliced up your D like it was Thanksgiving turkey. Harrington??!!

Red_Zone
10-01-2007, 10:36 PM
Wow ..... all I can say is wow. You could not even beat the dog killers? Harrington sliced up your D like it was Thanksgiving turkey. Harrington??!!

Hey, the dog killer is gone. Can we not taint the whole team with the crimes of one person? The team had nothing to do with what Vick did and no other players on the Falcons have been arrested or tied to Vicks criminal activities with his homies in Virginia.

As for Harrington, he currently has a better QB Rating (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/stat
s/bycategory?cat=Passing&sort=49), (98.2) than

Brett Favre
Carson Palmer
Ben Roethlisberger
Donovan McNabb
Derek Anderson
Vince Young

And oh yeah, for the Vick fans, Vicks QB rating for the '06 season was 75.7

TEXANS84
10-01-2007, 11:44 PM
Is it true the Falcons have a player named Chris Crocker?

Hey, things could be worse:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/coach/dick_curl/

Blazing Arrow
10-02-2007, 02:13 AM
Hey, the dog killer is gone. Can we not taint the whole team with the crimes of one person? The team had nothing to do with what Vick did and no other players on the Falcons have been arrested or tied to Vicks criminal activities with his homies in Virginia.

As for Harrington, he currently has a better QB Rating (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/stat
s/bycategory?cat=Passing&sort=49), (98.2) than

Brett Favre
Carson Palmer
Ben Roethlisberger
Donovan McNabb
Derek Anderson
Vince Young

And oh yeah, for the Vick fans, Vicks QB rating for the '06 season was 75.7


Only because he has face a soft Texans pass D :tinfoil:

TexansLucky13
10-02-2007, 02:17 AM
Hey, things could be worse:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/coach/dick_curl/

http://www.amsoil.com/racing/racers_of_yesterday/images/trickle_600px.jpg

Wrong sport, but suitable, IMO.

:tease: