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texanskan
09-24-2007, 12:51 PM
Hey just wanted to ask my fellow Texan Fans to consider giving up the Jorts. They are really horrible.

I'm not a fan of jersey's either but I understand that most NFL fans wear them over polo's or t-shirts.

So before you flame me and say "fu texanskan I'll wear what I want to wear" just look in the mirror and ask yourself "Does this jersey really look good with my blue jean shorts?"

This is what I like to do, I wear shorts (one's not made with denim) and a Texans t-shirt at tailgating then I put on polo or a dry t-shirt for the game. Trust me this look comes off a little better. When it's cold I put on full length blue jeans with a polo and a cowboy hat.

Look keep the jerseys if that is what you like but please consider getting rid of the jorts they are really, really bad.

Just my .02

texanskan

Texan_Lee
09-24-2007, 01:16 PM
texanskan,

it's possible you don't know that a majority of the posters on this board are a part of the Bull Pen, and as being a part of the Bull Pen, we have a particular "Costume" (if you will) that has been used since the very first game. I, myself, have a certain set outfit style that I wear to every game as a traditional outfit. Every ofther day of the week, I have to dress up with nice clothes because of business, but football time is a chance for a majority of us to dress up in our "original gameday attire" and have FUN. I know this was just a recommendation, and I do recognize this.

I'm trying to be nice about this, but I know there will be more stink coming from other people regarding this post... but it is common sense (and common on this message board) that when someone comes out here and starts posting messages on what they think everyone else should do, that tends to bring upon a negative response... mainly for the fact a lot of people don't like being told how they should be doing things.

Just a simple, non-argumentative response to your post is what I am providing here. If dressing like that is what you do on your gameday experience, then please, keep on going. I, however, will not change my attire for gameday for the simple fact that I've been doing this outfit since day one.


Just a recommendation for those of you out there, don't post things like this here... all that's going to happen is you are going to stir-up a hornet's nest of bad mouthing... I know a lot of you don't like to be told what to wear, what to eat, how to comb your hair... so don't tell others how to do it. It makes things on this message board go so much smoother...

Hookem Horns
09-24-2007, 01:29 PM
I personally prefer shorts made of other materials besides denim because of comfort. However, what is with all the attacks on denim shorts lately? I heard some guys on the radio busting on "jorts". Is this some new thing where the "cool police" have secretly decided somewhere that denim shorts are uncool and now everyone has to abide by this?

As a matter of fact those same guys on the radio where saying that men that wear football jerseys are "gay". If so I guess every NFL stadium in America is just one big gay pride rally on Sundays.

Texan_Lee
09-24-2007, 01:33 PM
As a matter of fact those same guys on the radio where saying that men that wear football jerseys are "gay". If so I guess every NFL stadium in America is just one big gay pride rally on Sundays.
ROFLMAO

Must be someone who never got into sports in his/her life...

You know, the one in school gym who was always the first picked off in dodge ball or the last person picked when lining up to play baseball or basketball...

Yankee_In_TX
09-24-2007, 01:37 PM
As a matter of fact those same guys on the radio where saying that men that wear football jerseys are "gay". If so I guess every NFL stadium in America is just one big gay pride rally on Sundays.

Guys on the radio have also implied that a wedding proposal at Reliant is a sign of a lack of manhood.

Then again, they're not proposing to the you-know-who's, are they?

Not sure why people hard on jerseys.


But jorts...

http://www.jorts.com/assets/img/photos/homepage.jpg

Texan_Bill
09-24-2007, 01:37 PM
*scratches head*... I still dont know what 'jorts' are....

Lauren
09-24-2007, 01:38 PM
LOL This is the funniest post I've seen on any message board in years. Jorts and jerseys rank highest on your "oh no they di'nt" list?

Fashion offenses that concern me more than jorts and jerseys:

1) Tank tops on men where the sleeves are cut so low that I can see their nipples from the side.
2) Women that "shouldn't be wearing that".
3) Looking at a certain man's cameltoe that dresses like a deceased musical icon.
4) People criticizing the way other people dress when they admit to wearing a cowboy hat and finding that to be the pinnacle of fashion, when all that says to me is that they probably spend a lot more time surrounded by people in jorts than I ever will.

You don't like jorts? Great! I don't care for them much either. But who are you to start telling people how to dress at a football game? Jesus, we are lucky that almost everyone is wearing a shirt and we don't have to be exposed to half-painted, sweaty, hairy belly juice every week.

It's a fraking football game, not a fashion show. Now how about you go concern yourself with the correct placement of apostrophes and not on what everyone else is wearing.

Bye!

hookinreds
09-24-2007, 01:43 PM
Hey just wanted to ask my fellow Texan Fans to consider giving up the Jorts. They are really horrible.

I'm not a fan of jersey's either but I understand that most NFL fans wear them over polo's or t-shirts.

So before you flame me and say "fu texanskan I'll wear what I want to wear" just look in the mirror and ask yourself "Does this jersey really look good with my blue jean shorts?"

This is what I like to do, I wear shorts (one's not made with denim) and a Texans t-shirt at tailgating then I put on polo or a dry t-shirt for the game. Trust me this look comes off a little better. When it's cold I put on full length blue jeans with a polo and a cowboy hat.

Look keep the jerseys if that is what you like but please consider getting rid of the jorts they are really, really bad.

Just my .02

texanskan


Try wearing my foot in your ass. I'm sure that would look good at your tailgate party. Don't worry, I'll let you bite down on your polo shirt to ease the pain.

Did I type in lifetimetv.com by mistake? How the hell did this get in here?

DiapHer
09-24-2007, 01:44 PM
LMAO I had to google search "jorts" also, and that is what I came up with.... it reminds me of a certain photo of Dante' and his "jorts"

Don't feel bad Bill I didn't know either...and I thought it was just because I am behind the times!!! :specnatz:


Guys on the radio have also implied that a wedding proposal at Reliant is a sign of a lack of manhood.

Then again, they're not proposing to the you-know-who's, are they?

Not sure why people hard on jerseys.


But jorts...

http://www.jorts.com/assets/img/photos/homepage.jpg

Yankee_In_TX
09-24-2007, 01:45 PM
*scratches head*... I still dont know what 'jorts' are....

*see above*

Texan_Bill
09-24-2007, 01:48 PM
LMAO I had to google search "jorts" also, and that is what I came up with.... it reminds me of a certain photo of Dante' and his "jorts"

Don't feel bad Bill I didn't know either...and I thought it was just because I am behind the times!!! :specnatz:

LMAO!!! Right... I thought of a certain picture of Dante too...

HoustonFrog
09-24-2007, 01:49 PM
I have nothing to say except I can't help but laugh about "jorts." My friends and I use the term often. Funny stuff.

hookinreds
09-24-2007, 01:50 PM
LMAO!!! Right... I thought of a certain picture of Dante too...

Never heard of it either...just somebody "expressing their creativity" I guess.

Lucky
09-24-2007, 01:51 PM
As a matter of fact those same guys on the radio where saying that men that wear football jerseys are "gay".
Who would take fashion advice from these guys?

http://images.odeo.com/8/5/8/Matt_and_Adam_pictureweb.jpg

Texan_Lee
09-24-2007, 01:55 PM
Give it some time... Lifetime will have a local "What not to wear - Houston Style" going on...

Specnatz
09-24-2007, 02:01 PM
I did not know jean shorts were out. Damn I guess I am still in 2005 when everyone wore them.

DiehardChris
09-24-2007, 02:05 PM
Jean shorts are waaaay down the list of fashion uglies as far as I'm concerned. Let's first deal with a disturbing trend that has swept the great city of Austin, TX.

Crocs. Crocs are a PLAGUE. They are the stupidest, ugliest thing that I've ever seen. In most cities, only children and women wear Crocs. But in Austin, you see full-grown men wearing those abominations. My most hated fashion thing used to be Capris... until Crocs showed up.

I can't even go downtown much anymore, because if I do I know I'll end up seeing a man wearing man-capris, AND Crocs - and when that happens, I have to burn the city down.

BeerTastesLikeVictory
09-24-2007, 02:05 PM
Wearing Football jerseys gay?? Whats really gay is dudes trying to critique another dudes outfit. What the hell is this post anyway "queer eye for the football guy"? I am hoping to make it to a game this year, if I do let me know where you tailgate. I am going to buy the most bad-a** pair of jorts that the salvation army has to offer, pair it with a beat up #8 jersey with a duct-tape Schaub nameplate - I will then make my way to your tailgate smack you in the mouth and steal your beer (then again for the refined polo shirt crowd, you might be sipping on a wine spritzer). Dallas could use another fan like you.

texanskan
09-24-2007, 02:07 PM
LOL This is the funniest post I've seen on any message board in years. Jorts and jerseys rank highest on your "oh no they di'nt" list?

Fashion offenses that concern me more than jorts and jerseys:

1) Tank tops on men where the sleeves are cut so low that I can see their nipples from the side.
2) Women that "shouldn't be wearing that".
3) Looking at a certain man's cameltoe that dresses like a deceased musical icon.
4) People criticizing the way other people dress when they admit to wearing a cowboy hat and finding that to be the pinnacle of fashion, when all that says to me is that they probably spend a lot more time surrounded by people in jorts than I ever will.

You don't like jorts? Great! I don't care for them much either. But who are you to start telling people how to dress at a football game? Jesus, we are lucky that almost everyone is wearing a shirt and we don't have to be exposed to half-painted, sweaty, hairy belly juice every week.

It's a fraking football game, not a fashion show. Now how about you go concern yourself with the correct placement of apostrophes and not on what everyone else is wearing.

Bye!

Well I don't care at all about jersey's (so many NFL fans wear them) I even have two Texans jerseys (gifts) and I think they look good on women but the jorts are just plain bad and while it does not matter to me it is part of my "material" when I talk smack to other visiting fans so when so many Texan fans wear them it's hard to bring it on the smack talk.

I have had the chance to meet many of ya'll on this board and everyone has been great but seriously wearing a gameday "costume" does not mean you have to wear jorts it makes us look bad.

I'm a proud and native Texan but southeast Texas is not overalls and jort country or atleast I did not think it was.

Just looking out for our image, take care.:texan:

texanskan
09-24-2007, 02:09 PM
Wearing Football jerseys gay?? Whats really gay is dudes trying to critique another dudes outfit. What the hell is this post anyway "queer eye for the football guy"? I am hoping to make it to a game this year, if I do let me know where you tailgate. I am going to buy the most bad-a** pair of jorts that the salvation army has to offer, pair it with a beat up #8 jersey with a duct-tape Schaub nameplate - I will then make my way to your tailgate smack you in the mouth and steal your beer (then again for the refined polo shirt crowd, you might be sipping on a wine spritzer). Dallas could use another fan like you.

if you have ever been to a dallas game the jort wearing Texan fan would look like a yuppie considering most cowboy fans live in Okla, Ark, South Texas or Mexico

Yankee_In_TX
09-24-2007, 02:11 PM
Ok - jean shorts ok. Daisy duke shorts on a man, not ok.

I have spoken.

Next thread.

Joe Texan
09-24-2007, 02:15 PM
we don't have to be exposed to half-painted, sweaty, hairy belly juice every week.


That gives me an idea

HoustonFrog
09-24-2007, 02:16 PM
Ok - jean shorts ok. Daisy duke shorts on a man, not ok.

I have spoken.

Next thread.

Umm and you probably don't want to top off jersey and jorts with "tiddies.":cowboy1:

http://i20.tinypic.com/nnpn2b.jpg

Lauren
09-24-2007, 02:18 PM
That gives me an idea
Joe, I have to sit near you. For the love of God, keep the shirt on.

Texan_Bill
09-24-2007, 02:18 PM
Just looking out for our image, take care.:texan:

http://www.tennismindgame.com/images/andre-agassi-biography.jpg Andre says: "Image is everything!"


j/k

Texan_Bill
09-24-2007, 02:19 PM
Umm and you probably don't want to top off jersey and jorts with "tiddies.":cowboy1:

http://i20.tinypic.com/nnpn2b.jpg

Right on... I didn't even know they still made "tiddies"

Yankee_In_TX
09-24-2007, 02:19 PM
Joe, I have to sit near you. For the love of God, keep the shirt on.

Wait until Battle Red Day. 116D has a plan. And it may not be pleasant to those near us.

Lauren
09-24-2007, 02:21 PM
Right on... I didn't even know they still made "tiddies"
You didn't?

http://www.02138mag.com/asset/472.jpg

Lauren
09-24-2007, 02:22 PM
Wait until Battle Red Day. 116D has a plan. And it may not be pleasant to those near us.
Oooh...tell me!

HuttoKarl
09-24-2007, 02:23 PM
http://www.tennismindgame.com/images/andre-agassi-biography.jpg Andre says: "Image is everything!"


j/k

YES!!!!

Texan_Bill
09-24-2007, 02:23 PM
You didn't?

http://www.02138mag.com/asset/472.jpg

Nicely done Lauren!!!

hookinreds
09-24-2007, 02:35 PM
...it is part of my "material" when I talk smack to other visiting fans so when so many Texan fans wear them it's hard to bring it on the smack talk.


Good God, you have plan for talking smack that includes what people are wearing? You don't hold any punches do you, how vicious!

:gun:

Lauren
09-24-2007, 02:42 PM
Good God, you have plan for talking smack that includes what people are wearing? You don't hold any punches do you, how vicious!

:gun:
O hay Falcons fans! Your attire sucks...

...considering we probably shop in the same stores...

...because we are both from major metropolitan areas.

Hrmph.

Texan_Lee
09-24-2007, 05:38 PM
OK, maybe I'm looking at this wrong...

Is this a problem with jean shorts all together, or a "style" that's out there???

I wear jean shorts all the time, but they go down to my knee caps... I'll be damned if they exposed my hairy ass!

I just can't see what the problem is with jean shorts? Walk through Minute Made Park during gameday... a lot of jean shorts all over the place... so please be more specific on what you are talking about here

hollywood_texan
09-24-2007, 05:53 PM
Looking at a certain man's cameltoe that dresses like a deceased musical icon...

Women display cameltoes and men display moose nuckles.

However, transgender people can make the terminology confusing. But, I don't think you were referring to that.

Hookem Horns
09-24-2007, 06:05 PM
Is everyone's problem with cut offs or just denim shorts? I can see why people rag on cut offs. Those are pretty out but I have seen nice pairs of shorts made out of denim material.

For example are these "jorts"?

http://www.baggystyleus.com/store/images/baggy_shorts/P8310017.jpg

shinerbock_girl
09-24-2007, 06:06 PM
LMAO I had to google search "jorts" also, and that is what I came up with.... it reminds me of a certain photo of Dante' and his "jorts"

Don't feel bad Bill I didn't know either...and I thought it was just because I am behind the times!!! :specnatz:

I'm glad i wasn't the only one...lol...Jorts???????

Hookem Horns
09-24-2007, 06:08 PM
I just don't see the problem with jean shorts.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1085/570170116_99d374922b.jpg

DiehardChris
09-24-2007, 06:15 PM
The "J" from jeans + the "orts" from shorts = Jorts

I've actually only heard one person say that in person... and this person was wearing Crocs, so their opinion means nothing to me.

TEXANS84
09-24-2007, 07:03 PM
For example are these "jorts"?


Close enough:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/CasualFriday.jpg

Grams
09-24-2007, 08:31 PM
Is this not America? The land of the free?

We are talking about a football game here - right?

Don't think there are too many people trying to make the best dressed list at a football game. People are trying to support their team and be comfortable at the same time and not worry about the beer and whatever that may get spilled.

Get real, stop trying to tell others what to do or wear. You are not their parents.

FILO_girl
09-24-2007, 09:08 PM
Hey just wanted to ask my fellow Texan Fans to consider giving up the Jorts. They are really horrible.

I'm not a fan of jersey's either but I understand that most NFL fans wear them over polo's or t-shirts.

So before you flame me and say "fu texanskan I'll wear what I want to wear" just look in the mirror and ask yourself "Does this jersey really look good with my blue jean shorts?"

This is what I like to do, I wear shorts (one's not made with denim) and a Texans t-shirt at tailgating then I put on polo or a dry t-shirt for the game. Trust me this look comes off a little better. When it's cold I put on full length blue jeans with a polo and a cowboy hat.

Look keep the jerseys if that is what you like but please consider getting rid of the jorts they are really, really bad.

Just my .02

texanskan

Huh??

I do not understand the hatred of jean shorts.
Jean shorts are a staple of most people's wardrobe. What the hi-ho-hello is wrong with jean shorts? What do you want the crowd to wear...SPANDEX? That is just sadistic.

You obviously do not own a jersey. This has to be a case of jersey-envy. I am a sensitive person and will offer an answer to your plight. I have a Carr jersey I will sell to you dirt cheap. Heck, I may even just donate it to your cause...'Cause it seems you must be hatin' 'cause you ain't havin'. A little duct tape and you can be Schaub, or anyone else you wannabe. Shoot, leave Carr on it and live on the edge....but don't tuck it into your Dockers, and be advised that a belt with a jersey is a bit gauche for game time attire. And for goodness sake, don't wear it over your POLO. Don't want no Fashion fo pahs in the parking lots. For shame!

This post has to be a trick. Someone had to be bored and pulled out an oar to stir the pot. No other rational reason to explain it.

:bored:

Yankee_In_TX
09-24-2007, 09:10 PM
Huh??
but don't tuck it into your Dockers, and be advised that a belt with a jersey is a bit gauche for game time attire.
:bored:

Hey, I paid good money for my Texans belt buckle!

retxaB
09-24-2007, 09:49 PM
Well, that is like your opinion, ...man. I cannot begin to imagine what you plan to wear while cutting the grass or changing the oil in your car. Do you get approval from your wife every morning or event that you plan to attend, or is this actually coming from you? Either way, you may think Jorts are not fashionable but others believe that a polo and shorts (one's not made of denim) are for golf outings, business meetings, yachting, wine sniffing,...etc, not tailgating and a football game. This is America, and the reason it is such a great nation lies in the fact that people can express themselves however they like especially Jorts. Your post is not only shallow and inconsiderate, but very offending to all the people you have single handedly uber-gay-fashion-police ripped on. Next home game I will wear......


does it really matter? :gun:

disaacks3
09-24-2007, 11:11 PM
Seriously, WTF is going on here???

Questioning jean shorts and the GALL to even mention that JERSEYS may be "questionable"???

This from a guy who wears a POLO w/ a Cowboy hat?

When the hell did we get linked to Bravo?

Next up - America's top tailgating models.

TxDavid
09-25-2007, 12:45 AM
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7091/post481090867747jpgvn3.jpg

Andrew6
09-25-2007, 02:19 AM
Think I'm going to have to go and get me a pair of nut bustin' jean short cut off daisy duke, A$$ hair showin jorts and a jersey 2 times too small so my hairy pale sweaty beer filled gas passing gut hangs out. Hey Texaskin or whatever your name was, where do ya sit so I can be near you :bat: :cowboy1: :toast2:

all seriousness though I don't really see a problem with anyone wearing a jersey. about 90% of the croud at reliant and any other stadium wears a jersey. as far as Jorts, I had to read the thread to learn what it meant. whats wrong with them? Next you're going to tell me that rolling your jeans is out or parashoot pants were a fad. shaa right. My British Knight diamond cells will never go out of style.

Texan_Bill
09-25-2007, 08:24 AM
Huh??

.........., and be advised that a belt with a jersey is a bit gauche for game time attire.

:bored:

How else can I keep my britches up for cryin' out loud???

Texan_Bill
09-25-2007, 08:26 AM
Next up - America's top tailgating models.

:thumbup: Nicely done!!!

SheTexan
09-25-2007, 08:50 AM
I ignored this thread until today, THANKS MARCIE:bat: simply because the title reaked of stupidity. I was correct! Now I will proceed trying to find a sensible thread to read!

Yankee_In_TX
09-25-2007, 08:52 AM
Well, that is like your opinion, ...man. I cannot begin to imagine what you plan to wear while cutting the grass or changing the oil in your car. Do you get approval from your wife every morning or event that you plan to attend, or is this actually coming from you? Either way, you may think Jorts are not fashionable but others believe that a polo and shorts (one's not made of denim) are for golf outings, business meetings, yachting, wine sniffing,...etc, not tailgating and a football game. This is America, and the reason it is such a great nation lies in the fact that people can express themselves however they like especially Jorts. Your post is not only shallow and inconsiderate, but very offending to all the people you have single handedly uber-gay-fashion-police ripped on. Next home game I will wear......


does it really matter? :gun:

I dare you to wear your red ball shorts.

jjjezebel
09-25-2007, 08:59 AM
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7091/post481090867747jpgvn3.jpg

LMAO! Good one David! :splits:

HoustonFrog
09-25-2007, 09:04 AM
Listen, people need to calm down. People can wear what they want. If people want to know why things get made fun of just watch Cops. Many the mullet wearer has on the Jorts and wife beater. Of course theirs seem to be the too tight ones that are rolled at the bottom. There is nothing wrong with jerseys for a game....that I'm aware of. IM NOT SAYING THIS as my opinion. But I think without saying it the original poster is trying to say that people look white trash. I'm just trying to bridge the gap here for some peace. So lets go with regular shorts, a jersey and maybe some running shoes or flip flops. Deal?Good.:texflag:

Now that is enough of this sad fashion talk for football games...Lord.

Texan_Bill
09-25-2007, 09:07 AM
What are 'regular' shorts, anyway??


:stirpot:

Yankee_In_TX
09-25-2007, 09:10 AM
What are 'regular' shorts, anyway??


:stirpot:

These - not ok

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolpolltool/chris-cooley-short-shorts

Texan_Bill
09-25-2007, 09:12 AM
DOH!!!!



:backsout:

powerfuldragon
09-25-2007, 09:16 AM
jean shorts can stay.

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/simpson4/20050305_war_l90_157.jpg

k, thanks.

HoustonFrog
09-25-2007, 09:16 AM
What are 'regular' shorts, anyway??


:stirpot:

I don't know....I've always worn ones that are about right at the knee or a little above...pleats or not...golf but not golf shorts ...pot stirrer..:)

BTW, women in daisy dukes is no problem.

FatTabbyMama
09-25-2007, 09:18 AM
These - not ok

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolpolltool/chris-cooley-short-shorts

Um... actually, I have no problem with those. :D

Texan_Bill
09-25-2007, 09:19 AM
jean shorts can stay.

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/simpson4/20050305_war_l90_157.jpg

k, thanks.

jean shorts can stay. Man-Law!!!!

HoustonFrog
09-25-2007, 09:20 AM
These - not ok

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolpolltool/chris-cooley-short-shorts

Stop. Now I'm in the shower washing myself off like in Pet Detective when he found out the woman was Finkl.

Yankee_In_TX
09-25-2007, 09:22 AM
Close enough:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/CasualFriday.jpg

Bill, you MUST be more specific.

powerfuldragon
09-25-2007, 09:22 AM
thanks for making me want to puke.

Texan_Bill
09-25-2007, 09:29 AM
Bill, you MUST be more specific.

This freakin thread has been a roller coaster ride...

Yankee you are correct these are out:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/CasualFriday.jpg



These are great....

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/s/simpson4/20050305_war_l90_157.jpg

texanskan
09-25-2007, 10:01 AM
This thread is greatness, I just think jorts are gay.

As far as jerseys go, I have two but I let my friend I share tickets with wear them because that style is not for me I don't care who wears them I just think it's a no no.

To the poster who "ripped" me for wearing a Cowboy hat, I wear a Black Stetson with custon gator boots and blue jeans when it's cold because it's the "Texans" so I am trying to show I'm a native:texan:

Folks, don't take it to serious.

Specnatz
09-25-2007, 10:13 AM
Um... actually, I have no problem with those. :D

Cool I will get a pair for the Atlanta game to wear to 3rd Base.

jjjezebel
09-25-2007, 03:20 PM
I don't know....I've always worn ones that are about right at the knee or a little above...pleats or not...golf but not golf shorts ...pot stirrer..:)

BTW, women in daisy dukes is no problem.

Pleats? PLEATS?!? Pleated shorts in any material, and on anyone, are just wrong, Wrong, WRONG. :yikes:

Sorry, I had a temporary "What Not to Wear" flashback.

Andrew6
09-25-2007, 03:45 PM
This thread is greatness, I just think jorts are gay.

As far as jerseys go, I have two but I let my friend I share tickets with wear them because that style is not for me I don't care who wears them I just think it's a no no.

To the poster who "ripped" me for wearing a Cowboy hat, I wear a Black Stetson with custon gator boots and blue jeans when it's cold because it's the "Texans" so I am trying to show I'm a native:texan:

Folks, don't take it to serious.

Hey y'all leave the Metrosexual cowboy:cowboy1: alone. He's just got a sense of fashion and respect for a texans style attire.

:user: then again a metrosexual cowboy sounds like something out of broke back mountain . . . hmmmmmm must ponder this one.

Texan_Lee
09-25-2007, 04:18 PM
I tried to warn you in the first post that this was going to get ugly...

then they had to go throw in pic's of Daunte... :gun:

texanskan
09-25-2007, 04:19 PM
Pleats? PLEATS?!? Pleated shorts in any material, and on anyone, are just wrong, Wrong, WRONG. :yikes:

Sorry, I had a temporary "What Not to Wear" flashback.

flat front but not jorts.

Texan_Lee
09-25-2007, 04:20 PM
This thread is greatness, I just think jorts are gay.
Short, long, or does it matter?

This answer might clarify some thougths here... then again, it might not...

FILO_girl
09-25-2007, 04:51 PM
This thread is greatness, I just think jorts are gay.

As far as jerseys go, I have two but I let my friend I share tickets with wear them because that style is not for me I don't care who wears them I just think it's a no no.

To the poster who "ripped" me for wearing a Cowboy hat, I wear a Black Stetson with custon gator boots and blue jeans when it's cold because it's the "Texans" so I am trying to show I'm a native:texan:

Folks, don't take it to serious.
Told y'all he had an oar.....

Bill, the belt is ok as long as the jersey IS NOT tucked in. I live with a man who does that, and wears Crocs.

Its a painful sight.

Specnatz
09-25-2007, 05:05 PM
Told y'all he had an oar.....

Bill, the belt is ok as long as the jersey IS NOT tucked in. I live with a man who does that, and wears Crocs.

Its a painful sight.

Does he wear black socks with it as well?

Yankee_In_TX
09-25-2007, 06:04 PM
It's me with the belt, and yes I tuck my jersey in to show off my belt buckle :-P

HoustonFrog
09-25-2007, 07:19 PM
Pleats? PLEATS?!? Pleated shorts in any material, and on anyone, are just wrong, Wrong, WRONG. :yikes:

Sorry, I had a temporary "What Not to Wear" flashback.

Are you kidding?Most Polo or whatever golf shorts have pleats. Go to any store...unless you are one of those people who thinks the trend of flat front is cool. Sorry I'd rather not have my nice dress slacks or shorts hug my sack. Just for my own sanity I did work at Harold Powell(Harolds in most places) my first year of law school to make cash so I do have fashion sense...lol..but not alot of other sense..lol

Alright enough of that. Back to football. My wife might start worrying./

YellerLotYeller
09-25-2007, 09:14 PM
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michaelm
09-25-2007, 11:29 PM
I have attended many, many football games, and I can say with a pretty good level of certainty that I wore denim to every last one of them.

Hot = Denim Shorts
Cold = Denim Jeans

Lauren
09-25-2007, 11:31 PM
Are you kidding?Most Polo or whatever golf shorts have pleats. Go to any store...unless you are one of those people who thinks the trend of flat front is cool. Sorry I'd rather not have my nice dress slacks or shorts hug my sack. Just for my own sanity I did work at Harold Powell(Harolds in most places) my first year of law school to make cash so I do have fashion sense...lol..but not alot of other sense..lol

Alright enough of that. Back to football. My wife might start worrying./
Dammit HFrog! I have to spread rep. Much love for Harold's.

FILO_girl
09-26-2007, 07:32 AM
It's me with the belt, and yes I tuck my jersey in to show off my belt buckle :-PWe know who will be on Mr. Blackwell's list along with my other half....

Bigger question is..........do you wear Crocs with that ensemble too? I tell Doc he must have gotten a block of Gov't cheese with his...they look like Welfare shoes.

Spec...he wears multi-colored TEXANS socks, or the white crews with grey heels.

I walk 2 paces behind not to be submissive (hahaha, me...submissive....hahahaha) but to avoid being associated with those da*n ugly black and red pseudoclogs.

eric138
09-26-2007, 08:00 AM
I guess he isn't a gator fan?


http://vmedia.rivals.com/UserMedia/FanPagesPhoto/Gallery/166/O63466.jpg

Yankee_In_TX
09-26-2007, 08:34 AM
We know who will be on Mr. Blackwell's list along with my other half....

Bigger question is..........do you wear Crocs with that ensemble too? I tell Doc he must have gotten a block of Gov't cheese with his...they look like Welfare shoes.

Spec...he wears multi-colored TEXANS socks, or the white crews with grey heels.

I walk 2 paces behind not to be submissive (hahaha, me...submissive....hahahaha) but to avoid being associated with those da*n ugly black and red pseudoclogs.

Adam (you may not have met him yet) sent me an e-mail several weeks ago. "OSU Crocs!!!!"

I said "And?"

"That's so cool, are you going to get some?"

I laughed. I guess I am in the anti croc part of the nation divided. I think of them as for parents who are to cheap to buy their kids shoes and socks.

SheTexan
09-26-2007, 08:45 AM
I guess I am in the anti croc part of the nation divided. I think of them as for parents who are to cheap to buy their kids shoes and socks.

You mean you didn't like my red crocs I wore Sunday Yank???! When you get out of law school, I expect a donation to my wardrobe fund since I am toooooo cheap to buy WHATEVER the current fashion trend might be!! J/K:heart:

Yankee_In_TX
09-26-2007, 08:53 AM
You mean you didn't like my red crocs I wore Sunday Yank???! When you get out of law school, I expect a donation to my wardrobe fund since I am toooooo cheap to buy WHATEVER the current fashion trend might be!! J/K:heart:

LOL, I missed them. You and Adam can be Croc buddies. He REALLY wants these:

http://www.sportskids.com/sportskids/images/100-0162.jpg

shinerbock_girl
09-26-2007, 08:59 AM
LOL, I missed them. You and Adam can be Croc buddies. He REALLY wants these:

http://www.sportskids.com/sportskids/images/100-0162.jpg

Hey wait a minute....I have a pair exactly like those i wear to work with my scrubs......For real.......lolllll

SheTexan
09-26-2007, 09:00 AM
LOL, I missed them. You and Adam can be Croc buddies. He REALLY wants these:

http://www.sportskids.com/sportskids/images/100-0162.jpg


BTW: I need a donation to replace my JEANS also!!:heart:

Yankee_In_TX
09-26-2007, 09:07 AM
BTW: I need a donation to replace my JEANS also!!:heart:

Nope, I have no problems with jeans :-P No donations from me.

SheTexan
09-26-2007, 09:07 AM
LOL, I missed them. You and Adam can be Croc buddies. He REALLY wants these:

http://www.sportskids.com/sportskids/images/100-0162.jpg


THere were a couple gals at the tailgate that had on TEXAN one's like that. I LOVED them!! Gonna find me a pair and send you the bill!! lol

Yankee_In_TX
09-26-2007, 09:27 AM
THere were a couple gals at the tailgate that had on TEXAN one's like that. I LOVED them!! Gonna find me a pair and send you the bill!! lol

http://spln.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p3524789reg.jpg

http://www.cbssportsstore.com/sm-crocs-nfl-beach-houston-texans-adults--pi-2620589.html

shinerbock_girl
09-26-2007, 09:29 AM
http://spln.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p3524789reg.jpg

http://www.cbssportsstore.com/sm-crocs-nfl-beach-houston-texans-adults--pi-2620589.html

Those i MUSTTTTTT have....Thanks

DiapHer
09-26-2007, 09:36 AM
https://images.efollett.com/spirit/v4/507/10006-NB.jpghttp://fog.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p3800401reg.jpg :specnatz:

HoustonFrog
09-26-2007, 09:54 AM
Dammit HFrog! I have to spread rep. Much love for Harold's.

:shades: Yeah I worked there a few times while clerking too. It was a way to get stuff on discount so I could look lawyerly. Plus before working at TCU my Mom had worked at the one in Ft. Worth. Good place. Know alot of good people at alot of their stores.

Specnatz
09-26-2007, 10:11 AM
http://spln.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p3524789reg.jpg

http://www.cbssportsstore.com/sm-crocs-nfl-beach-houston-texans-adults--pi-2620589.html

I have no problem with these. Not as a true fashion statement, but if you ever go boating you need shoes that you can wear and not worry about gettng wet. Something that is comfortable and you can just wash off.

I guess aqua socks are bad then?

DiehardChris
09-26-2007, 11:55 AM
Plague from God.

Yankee_In_TX
09-26-2007, 12:02 PM
I have no problem with these. Not as a true fashion statement, but if you ever go boating you need shoes that you can wear and not worry about gettng wet. Something that is comfortable and you can just wash off.

I guess aqua socks are bad then?

River, boating, beach, sure. Out to dinner, no gosh darnit! LOL

Specnatz
09-26-2007, 12:07 PM
River, boating, beach, sure. Out to dinner, no gosh darnit! LOL

Exactly!!