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mattschaub#8
09-10-2007, 06:43 PM
Panthers win

because they just got lucky there qb went aginst a bad defence and he was able 2 go deep so wht there not guna do it with us and thats final

Colts maby a win maby a loss

manning and there wide recivers
and there are there only chance
because of our qb can get out quickly
its not guna be a redue of the saints
game no worry



Falcons win

duh there 3rd qb duh



Dolphins win

we will own thim no doupt


Jaguars win

all over agin sweep

Titans win

sweet revenge


Chargers lose there rb can break free

Raiders win

horrable qb aginst our defence no point
on there side

Saints 50/50

depends if there guna do like last weeks game


Browns come on the browns win


Titans loss there rookeys get beter and win
but do not make play offs


Buccaneers win they will get pay pack from preseason

Broncos win

Colts we win bye alot

matt schaub has learned the play book
jacoby jones will get td after td and so
will andra johnson ahman green will be slowing
down from all the hits or hes just geting beter

Jaguars like i said sweep god:


our :fortune: is


11-3 or more :fans: :texflag: :fans:


ps add on kc cheifs game to make 12-3 and we go 2 playoffs

MissouriTexan
09-10-2007, 06:47 PM
When you look at it this way it's hard to see how I never thought we'd go 12-3.

mattschaub#8
09-10-2007, 06:48 PM
we may lose the last colts game but i think we will win

MissouriTexan
09-10-2007, 06:53 PM
By the way, nice usage of the gypsy there.

TheIronDuke
09-10-2007, 07:01 PM
12-3? You suck at math as much as you do in making understandable posts.

TheIronDuke
09-10-2007, 07:04 PM
BTW, if you read it like a normal person it looks like you're saying the Texans will finish 1-15 or 1-14 or whatever.

Porky
09-11-2007, 08:15 AM
Anyone know what a sweep God is? :pirate:

PapaL
09-11-2007, 08:55 AM
Anyone know what a sweep God is? :pirate:

I think he said that the Jaguar's will sweep God. :gun:

HOU-TEX
09-11-2007, 08:58 AM
Anyone know what a sweep God is? :pirate:

How about this catchy phrase.:specnatz:

duh there 3rd qb duh

hobie
09-11-2007, 08:59 AM
I think he said that the Jaguar's will sweep God. :gun:

Last I knew God hasn't been swept, ever, let alone lose 1..So I guess this year He must be having a down season.

PapaL
09-11-2007, 09:02 AM
Last I knew God hasn't been swept, ever, let alone lose 1..So I guess this year He must be having a down season.

Re-tooling this year?

bigbrewster2000
09-11-2007, 09:27 AM
Panthers win

because they just got lucky there qb went aginst a bad defence and he was able 2 go deep so wht there not guna do it with us and thats final

Colts maby a win maby a loss

manning and there wide recivers
and there are there only chance
because of our qb can get out quickly
its not guna be a redue of the saints
game no worry



Falcons win

duh there 3rd qb duh



Dolphins win

we will own thim no doupt


Jaguars win

all over agin sweep

Titans win

sweet revenge


Chargers lose there rb can break free

Raiders win

horrable qb aginst our defence no point
on there side

Saints 50/50

depends if there guna do like last weeks game


Browns come on the browns win


Titans loss there rookeys get beter and win
but do not make play offs


Buccaneers win they will get pay pack from preseason

Broncos win

Colts we win bye alot

matt schaub has learned the play book
jacoby jones will get td after td and so
will andra johnson ahman green will be slowing
down from all the hits or hes just geting beter

Jaguars like i said sweep god:


our :fortune: is


11-3 or more :fans: :texflag: :fans:


ps add on kc cheifs game to make 12-3 and we go 2 playoffs

This is not even being rude. You are simply the worst poster I have ever seen. Please start gathering your thoughts before posting then spell and grammar check after you are done.

Lauren
09-11-2007, 09:37 AM
Subject: A look ahead

mattschaub#8 in 40 years...

http://www.laughatliberals.com/images/george_w_bush.jpg

Porky
09-11-2007, 09:41 AM
This is not even being rude. You are simply the worst poster I have ever seen. Please start gathering your thoughts before posting then spell and grammar check after you are done.

Agreed, but I wish mattshcaub would tell us his/her age. If he/she is very young, like under 12, or has some "issues" then I think we need to lighten up. Remember folks, we only see what's written, not who is writing it. Let's be careful about making the assumption that matt is a normal adult.

Ole Miss Texan
09-11-2007, 09:45 AM
Not another thread from mattschaub#8! :stooges:

awtysst
09-11-2007, 09:52 AM
Panthers win

because they just got lucky there qb went aginst a bad defence and he was able 2 go deep so wht there not guna do it with us and thats final

Colts maby a win maby a loss

manning and there wide recivers
and there are there only chance
because of our qb can get out quickly
its not guna be a redue of the saints
game no worry



Falcons win

duh there 3rd qb duh



Dolphins win

we will own thim no doupt


Jaguars win

all over agin sweep

Titans win

sweet revenge


Chargers lose there rb can break free

Raiders win

horrable qb aginst our defence no point
on there side

Saints 50/50

depends if there guna do like last weeks game


Browns come on the browns win


Titans loss there rookeys get beter and win
but do not make play offs


Buccaneers win they will get pay pack from preseason

Broncos win

Colts we win bye alot

matt schaub has learned the play book
jacoby jones will get td after td and so
will andra johnson ahman green will be slowing
down from all the hits or hes just geting beter

Jaguars like i said sweep god:


our :fortune: is


11-3 or more :fans: :texflag: :fans:


ps add on kc cheifs game to make 12-3 and we go 2 playoffs

I am going to tell you something that my 9th grade English teacher told me:
Stream of consciousness writing only works if your name is William Faulkner or Henry James.

Hervoyel
09-11-2007, 09:58 AM
I think he said that the Jaguar's will sweep God. :gun:

Jaguars 24
God 21

It's 24-21 in favor of the Jaguars with 7 seconds on the clock and God has one last shot deep to try and win the game. The ball is at God's 13 yard line (technically speaking aren't they all Gods yard lines?) and God is in the shotgun. To his left is Jesus who you can bet will stay in for maximum protect. That Jaguar line has been hell on God today sacking him 5 times and you just know Henderson and Stroud are gonna burn for that one.

The ball is snapped and God steps back into the pocket. The rush is coming and God rolls to his right to buy time for St. Peter and Gabriel to get to the end zone. Niether of them is particularly fast and you have to think that this is an area God will be working to address in the off-season. The ball is thrown in a literal "Hail Mary" and........ Batted away! Jaguars Win! Jaguars Win!"

Yeah, I just don't think so and when the atheist in the crowd can't get behind it then you can bet it's pretty damned unlikely.

Khari
09-11-2007, 10:01 AM
do you go to hell if you sweep god

FirstTexansFan
09-11-2007, 10:05 AM
I think some of you should volunteer to go over to Matt's trailer park and help him with spelling and grammar myself....shame on all of you <grin>

Maddict5
09-11-2007, 10:07 AM
lol at all the responses... and the grammar etc

Porky
09-11-2007, 10:07 AM
Jaguars 24
God 21

It's 24-21 in favor of the Jaguars with 7 seconds on the clock and God has one last shot deep to try and win the game. The ball is at God's 13 yard line (technically speaking aren't they all Gods yard lines?) and God is in the shotgun. To his left is Jesus who you can bet will stay in for maximum protect. That Jaguar line has been hell on God today sacking him 5 times and you just know Henderson and Stroud are gonna burn for that one.

The ball is snapped and God steps back into the pocket. The rush is coming and God rolls to his right to buy time for St. Peter and Gabriel to get to the end zone. Niether of them is particularly fast and you have to think that this is an area God will be working to address in the off-season. The ball is thrown in a literal "Hail Mary" and........ Batted away! Jaguars Win! Jaguars Win!"

Yeah, I just don't think so and when the atheist in the crowd can't get behind it then you can bet it's pretty damned unlikely.


Good one Herv! lol:

I have to warn you, I tried this type of humor once, and got taken to the woodshed. I'm not sure I want to stand next to you for a while, or this might happen - :lightning:

hobie
09-11-2007, 10:08 AM
Jaguars 24
God 21

It's 24-21 in favor of the Jaguars with 7 seconds on the clock and God has one last shot deep to try and win the game. The ball is at God's 13 yard line (technically speaking aren't they all Gods yard lines?) and God is in the shotgun. To his left is Jesus who you can bet will stay in for maximum protect. That Jaguar line has been hell on God today sacking him 5 times and you just know Henderson and Stroud are gonna burn for that one.

The ball is snapped and God steps back into the pocket. The rush is coming and God rolls to his right to buy time for St. Peter and Gabriel to get to the end zone. Niether of them is particularly fast and you have to think that this is an area God will be working to address in the off-season. The ball is thrown in a literal "Hail Mary" and........ Batted away! Jaguars Win! Jaguars Win!"

Yeah, I just don't think so and when the atheist in the crowd can't get behind it then you can bet it's pretty damned unlikely.


WAIT..There's the red flag, He's going to challenge the call...God thought St. Pete was interfered with. Let's go to the replay booth.

The Pencil Neck
09-11-2007, 10:12 AM
do you go to hell if you sweep god


No. God does.

bigbrewster2000
09-11-2007, 11:27 AM
Good one Herv! lol:

I have to warn you, I tried this type of humor once, and got taken to the woodshed. I'm not sure I want to stand next to you for a while, or this might happen - :lightning:

Yeah, that was me but if I remeber correctly the context was a bit different, but I might be wrong. FWIW

The Pencil Neck
09-11-2007, 12:34 PM
who throws the flag? god? is he the coach too? i mean, who would coach god?

vince lombardi?


Vince Lombardi IS God.

bah007
09-11-2007, 12:36 PM
Vince Lombardi IS God.

Are you sure its not Tom Landry?...

eric138
09-11-2007, 12:54 PM
who throws the flag? god? is he the coach too? i mean, who would coach god?

vince lombardi?

I don't know but I heard his QB coach is Vince Young.

Specnatz
09-11-2007, 01:08 PM
I don't know but I heard his QB coach is Vince Young.

and David Carr does his hair.

bigbrewster2000
09-11-2007, 01:16 PM
So, can we go ahead and stop with the God Team talk now please?

Brando
09-11-2007, 01:20 PM
:user:

How old are you mattschaub#8? Seriously. Intriguing minds want to know.

Texan_Bill
09-11-2007, 01:22 PM
I don't know but I heard his QB coach is Vince Young.

Now I am really confused... I thought Vince Young 'was' God!!

Brando
09-11-2007, 01:22 PM
Now I am really confused... I thought Vince Young 'was' God!!


lol That's what I thought......