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Andrew6
09-05-2007, 03:35 AM
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/5108224.html


After reading this I've come to one assumption. The Houston Chronicle has been spying on me lol. This is a great read people check it out.

SheTexan
09-05-2007, 06:07 AM
Johnnie's been reading our MB!!:)

MightyTExan
09-05-2007, 07:38 AM
I did not need to read that. I had a handle on my football withdrawl so far and that opened the flood gates. Now I won't be able to sleep until Sunday night........:gun: :texflag:

Grams
09-05-2007, 07:51 AM
WOW, he actually hit the nail on the head.

He must be reading these boards.

GlassHalfFull
09-05-2007, 07:52 AM
Johnnie's been reading our MB!!:)

We should try to figure out which user he is, maybe MexicanTexan -he's just masquerading as a HS student. :specnatz:

Who do you think he is? The more ridiculas the better.

Joe Texan
09-05-2007, 08:16 AM
He is Hersey Bar and megan is Chiefs Chick J/k HA HA

GlassHalfFull
09-05-2007, 08:44 AM
hmmmmm....

hmmmmm....

trying to point the finger at some else there john?

it's you!!!

I confess, He (I mean me) had a sex change operation since I ... Oh wait, I don't think you can have children after a sex change... so maybe it is ?????:user:

alphajoker
09-05-2007, 09:11 AM
Yep, he pretty much nailed it right on the head.

TEXANS84
09-05-2007, 09:21 AM
McClain reads our message board from time to time.

A couple years back a thread was started about "Who is the Texans biggest rival" and he brought it up on the radio (mentioned texanstalk) and talked about it.

I personally didn't hear it, but I believe aj and a couple other people did.

Texans_Chick
09-05-2007, 10:18 AM
And then there is the feeling that every fan of the NFL is feeling:

"The Debriefing: Hello, NFL ... Goodbye, Anything Else That Seemed Important" (http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/09/05/the-debriefing-hello-nfl-goodbye-anything-else-that-seeme/)

Go read the whole thing. MJD is really funny and thoughtful and he writes every M-F morning at 9 and it is usually worth a read.

The NFL is our national pastime. It is our church. It is cocaine, and we are Darryl Strawberry.

powerfuldragon
09-05-2007, 10:33 AM
i am john mcclain.

swtbound07
09-05-2007, 10:34 AM
i am john mcclain.

then im taking back your ticket....

powerfuldragon
09-05-2007, 10:37 AM
just kidding, i only have one chin.

GlassHalfFull
09-05-2007, 10:49 AM
i am john mcclain.

I knew it!!!! I was going to say you instead of MT, but I just thought it was TOO obvious.:texflag:

Shaft75
09-05-2007, 10:54 AM
i am john mcclain.

"Put down the gun, and give me my detonators."


http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g46/0jade0/Alan%20Rickman/dh317.jpg

powerfuldragon
09-05-2007, 10:55 AM
"Put down the gun, and give me my detonators."




That was pretty tricky with that accent. You oughta be on ****ing TV with that accent. But what do you want with the detonators, Hans? I already used all the explosives. Or did I?

Hardcore Texan
09-05-2007, 11:14 AM
"Put down the gun, and give me my detonators."


http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g46/0jade0/Alan%20Rickman/dh317.jpg

Yippi Ki Yay, mother*&^%$#

Shaft75
09-05-2007, 11:30 AM
That was pretty tricky with that accent. You oughta be on ****ing TV with that accent. But what do you want with the detonators, Hans? I already used all the explosives. Or did I?

"Wait, wait... Are you the New York cop John McClane or the sports writer for the Houston Chronicle John McClain? I think I may be talking to the wrong guy... I mean, if you are the writer then you shouldn't have the detonators, but I guess you aren't the writer because you look more like Bruce Willis than Jabba the Hut... I hope I have the right guy here."