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The Pencil Neck
08-30-2007, 12:02 PM
In case you missed it:

http://www.star-telegram.com/329/story/218140.html

This much we already knew: Houston Texans kick returner Jacoby Jones is fast. He was all-conference in the 100-meter dash at Lane College; he ran a 4.50 in the 40-yard dash at the NFL Combine; and he has a career-best 40 time of 4.24.

I hadn't heard about his 4.24 before. I think he had a bad day at the combine. I don't even remember them talking about him.

Goldensilence
08-30-2007, 12:12 PM
4.24? Crickey! Can anyone verify that?!

I know this Jones is FAST in pads.

HardcoreTexan
08-30-2007, 12:14 PM
He will definatly be a play maker this year:fans:

powerfuldragon
08-30-2007, 12:19 PM
...explosive package. too many opportunities, i'm not even touching this one.

HardcoreTexan
08-30-2007, 12:20 PM
:cool:

Errant Hothy
08-30-2007, 12:20 PM
...explosive package. too many opportunities, i'm not even touching this one.

Gald to know I wasn't the only one with this thought.

TEXANSTAILGATER
08-30-2007, 12:22 PM
Nice to think of Johnson, Mathis & Jones on the field at the same time.

The Pencil Neck
08-30-2007, 12:23 PM
...explosive package. too many opportunities, i'm not even touching this one.

You can't touch that. :bat:

That's what I get from grabbing the most obvious words from the title.

Seņor Stan
08-30-2007, 12:26 PM
...explosive package. too many opportunities, i'm not even touching this one.

Too late...you already did.


http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41228

powerfuldragon
08-30-2007, 12:32 PM
...explosive package. i'm not even touching this one.

Too late...you already did.


excuse me, but i'm not brady quinn.


[edit] i promise that's the last brady quinn joke i'll ever make.

Specnatz
08-30-2007, 12:36 PM
...explosive package. too many opportunities, i'm not even touching this one.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o195/Specnatz/sign-mindgutter.gif

PapaL
08-30-2007, 12:37 PM
I would like to see how those guys would do on a track relay team. Guh-Guh-Gone Package (AJ/JJ/JM)

Hardcore Texan
08-30-2007, 12:39 PM
...explosive package. too many opportunities, i'm not even touching this one.

Explosive package.....that was my nickname in prison.

Texan_Bill
08-30-2007, 12:52 PM
I thought this was going to be another thread about Travis Henry...

Shaft75
08-30-2007, 12:55 PM
I thought this was going to be another thread about Travis Henry...

dude seriously, for that ^, you deserve this :beerfunnel: !!!

YoungTexanFan
08-30-2007, 03:46 PM
I think AJ/JM/JJ on the field at the same time is a huge problem for any and every team. All three of those guys have shown the consistant ability to create yards from nothing. Mathis has really stepped up this offseason as a WR, and Jacoby is starting to emerge. Then, we throw in a very offensive minded TE in OD, and we have a potentially explosive offense. Schaub seems to have the presence needed to run that group. The major question marks come from our lack of an explosive RB and the instability of our offensive line up until now. They are questions we should all have, but I feel pretty good about our offense in all honesty.

rmartin65
08-30-2007, 03:57 PM
That will be freaky.

Double Barrel
08-30-2007, 04:03 PM
I think AJ/JM/JJ on the field at the same time is a huge problem for any and every team. All three of those guys have shown the consistant ability to create yards from nothing. Mathis has really stepped up this offseason as a WR, and Jacoby is starting to emerge. Then, we throw in a very offensive minded TE in OD, and we have a potentially explosive offense. Schaub seems to have the presence needed to run that group. The major question marks come from our lack of an explosive RB and the instability of our offensive line up until now. They are questions we should all have, but I feel pretty good about our offense in all honesty.


I agree. Add in Owen Daniels and Ahman Green to the mix, and we've got multiple potential playmakers on our O. Man, feels nice to finally say something like that as a Texans fan!

JohnsonFan
08-30-2007, 04:04 PM
jones will be a probowler as a kr or pr

badboy
08-30-2007, 04:17 PM
Jacoby Jones lines up and goes deep. AJ goes deep, wait a minute, Mathis is coming on a reverse around from the slot. Putzier brush blocks his man and slips down field. Ahman Green goes right and bursts through the line. Schaub avoids the rush releases the ball.... to? HAHAHAAH

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
08-30-2007, 04:32 PM
What about our jumbo package? :backsout:

Texan_Bill
08-30-2007, 04:34 PM
What about our jumbo package? :backsout:

Well, we really don't like to brag.......... but...

YellerLotYeller
08-30-2007, 04:37 PM
What about our jumbo package? :backsout:

We rammed our jumbo package down the cowboys throat......:worm:

Texan_Bill
08-30-2007, 04:39 PM
We rammed our jumbo package down the cowboys throat......:worm:

Very NICE!

HOU-TEX
08-30-2007, 04:45 PM
We rammed our jumbo package down the cowboys throat......:worm:

This would be the "jumbo package" we had to hand out to the cowboys after the game.:cool:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TQQGY5YCL._AA280_PIbundle-2,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

tulexan
08-30-2007, 04:46 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Unabomber-sketch.png

powerfuldragon
08-30-2007, 04:58 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Unabomber-sketch.png

rep. best post in this thread, hands down.

tulexan
08-30-2007, 05:09 PM
Honestly, I can't believe I was the first to post it.

powerfuldragon
08-30-2007, 05:11 PM
Honestly, I can't believe I was the first to post it.i'm kicking myself for not making that leap of logic.

JohnsonFan
08-30-2007, 05:15 PM
This would be the "jumbo package" we had to hand out to the cowboys after the game.:cool:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TQQGY5YCL._AA280_PIbundle-2,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

well it wasnt the first time the cowgirl fans used them

The Pencil Neck
08-30-2007, 05:50 PM
What about our jumbo package? :backsout:


"Biggest hair, biggest hearts
Biggest various body parts..."
--- Another Stupid Song About Texas
by the Austin Lounge Lizards

gg no re
08-30-2007, 05:53 PM
I don't think we can go any further with our puns

this thread is at a climax

powerfuldragon
08-30-2007, 05:56 PM
I don't think we can go any further with our puns

this thread is at a climax

hey.

powerfuldragon
08-30-2007, 06:09 PM
a request. blame hoth-boy
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w199/nick_yeh_boi/Hasselhoff.gif

gg no re
08-30-2007, 06:12 PM
oh man

that explosive package is so explosive

it's making mine about to combust

OGC

Errant Hothy
08-30-2007, 06:13 PM
a request. blame hoth-boy
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w199/nick_yeh_boi/Hasselhoff.gif

Hey it just seesm to fit "better" then in the random thoughts thread.

powerfuldragon
08-30-2007, 06:19 PM
Hey it just seesm to fit "better" then in the random thoughts thread.
i put it there as a booby trap of sorts.

Errant Hothy
08-30-2007, 06:20 PM
i put it there as a booby trap of sorts.

You, sir; are a sick sick man. Please don't stop.

Thorn
08-30-2007, 06:43 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/739321/lion.jpg