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ObsiWan
08-23-2007, 10:05 AM
Maybe this has been posted elsewhere; if so, I couldn't find it. But on Mike & Mike in the Morning, Michael Smith predicted a 9-7 season for the Texans. Give it a listen. He almost sounds like one of us....

The podcast came from this page...
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=hou


this is the direct link...
http://podloc.andomedia.com/dloadTrack.mp3?prm=2128xhttp://espn-mp3-od.andomedia.com/espnpod2/espnradio/insider/mikeandmike/mikeandmike_08222007_12.mp3

Brando
08-23-2007, 10:32 AM
Maybe this has been posted elsewhere; if so, I couldn't find it. But on Mike & Mike in the Morning, Michael Smith predicted a 9-7 season for the Texans. Give it a listen. He almost sounds like one of us....

The podcast came from this page...
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=hou


this is the direct link...
http://podloc.andomedia.com/dloadTrack.mp3?prm=2128xhttp://espn-mp3-od.andomedia.com/espnpod2/espnradio/insider/mikeandmike/mikeandmike_08222007_12.mp3

I heard it last night on my Tivo and he does his homework on the Texans. ESPN needs to give him more air time. Especially when they are talking about the Texans. He doesn't sound like he is trying to copy what everyone else is saying. It's almost like he is a Texan fan.:cool:

TheRealJoker
08-23-2007, 10:37 AM
That's my boy!!!

GuerillaBlack
08-23-2007, 10:47 AM
That guy is the only guy on ESPN that I know will give the Texans a proper review.

Joe Texan
08-23-2007, 11:15 AM
He don't sound like me


16 and 0

Specnatz
08-23-2007, 11:16 AM
That guy is the only guy on ESPN that I know will give the Texans a proper review.

He gives every team respect by actually doing his job and not just going through the motions. It is nice for all teams to have him around.

BigBull17
08-23-2007, 11:32 AM
Hes our only fan in the National media. He is the olnly one I dont mute when Texans are talked about. Makes me feel a bit better to know ONE of them has an original thought and doesnt babble. "blah, blah, oline. blah blah Reggie Bush". We will be a brand new team this year and may even finish ahead of the Colts in the AFC South. Maybe.

Brando
08-23-2007, 11:32 AM
He gives every team respect by actually doing his job and not just going through the motions. It is nice for all teams to have him around.
Yep. They need more people like him.

Double Barrel
08-23-2007, 12:04 PM
He's being too objective for ESPiN. Maybe he'll get a gig with the NFL Network.

Ryan
08-23-2007, 12:07 PM
he should be the only one to talk texans football on ESPN.

nunusguy
08-23-2007, 12:11 PM
Michael Smith is my #1, absolute favorite NFL media guy. And he is so much more informed than the rest of those ESPN guys who are mostly clowns it's
not even close. He did his research and obviously knows our personnel. Speaking of clowns, Smith needs to be the guy to replace one of ESPNs biggest clowns T. Kornhole on MNF. Then you would have a 3some that would do the great tradiditon of MNF justice.
BTW, the other guy said the Texans go 8-8 but 4-4 on the road. Dang, I'd kill to win 4 games on the road !

bignasty
08-23-2007, 01:18 PM
I would love for one of those road game wins to be in Jacksonville. I just want to witness one road game win in person. Every year we pick a game to go to and we either get our assess handed to us or that dam Criminal Pacman Jones along with that inept QB Carr giving the game away.

GuerillaBlack
08-23-2007, 02:51 PM
He needs his own radio show.

Lucky
08-23-2007, 03:15 PM
I would love for one of those road game wins to be in Jacksonville.
The Texans have a 3-2 record at ALLTEL, so you have to like their chances.

Smith & the other guy (?) made a good point regarding the Texans road schedule. Not so tough, with only 2 of the 8 games versus '06 playoff teams. If the Texans are to finish with a winning record, they need to go at least .500 on the road. I think that's doable.

Shaft75
08-23-2007, 03:19 PM
The Micheal Smith man-love club has officially started on this board.

:shades:

Texan_Bill
08-23-2007, 03:21 PM
YUP... Que up "Careless Whisper"

Double Barrel
08-23-2007, 03:37 PM
The Micheal Smith man-love club has officially started on this board.

:shades:

His eyes are dreamy when he's talking about the Texans. :fans:

TEXANSTAILGATER
08-23-2007, 05:01 PM
His eyes are dreamy when he's talking about the Texans. :fans:


Now that is funny...

ObsiWan
08-23-2007, 05:04 PM
His eyes are dreamy when he's talking about the Texans. :fans:
Out of all the directions this thread could have gone, I must confess I never thought of this one when I started it...
:gun:

Runner
08-23-2007, 05:14 PM
I trust we all find the euphonious panegyric pleasing.

real
08-23-2007, 05:15 PM
Dictionary.com time!

HotRodsHair
08-23-2007, 05:44 PM
No kidding! Are those real words?

Brando
08-23-2007, 05:46 PM
No kidding! Are those real words?


Yes, something to do with liking what we hear/see?

Double Barrel
08-23-2007, 06:30 PM
I trust we all find the euphonious panegyric pleasing.

Dictionary.com time!

No kidding! Are those real words?

lol:

Runner is secretly trying to elevate the education level of the masses...all the while I'm trying to lower it. :user:

Traslated: "I guess y'all like the positive stuff he wrote about the Texans."

euphonious: pleasant in sound; agreeable to the ear
panegyric: Elaborate praise or laudation

rickyb
08-23-2007, 08:55 PM
YUP... Que up "Careless Whisper"

His eyes are dreamy when he's talking about the Texans. :fans:

I feel so unsure, as I take your hand, and lead you to the dance floor...

Oy ve. :specnatz:

Seņor Stan
08-23-2007, 09:30 PM
YUP... Que up "Careless Whisper"

Mario has guilty feet. That's why he has no rythym.

2BCF
08-23-2007, 11:22 PM
Mario has guilty feet. That's why he has no rythym.

LMAO...

Well, he shoulda known better than to cheat a friend.

GuerillaBlack
08-23-2007, 11:28 PM
lol:

Runner is secretly trying to elevate the education level of the masses...all the while I'm trying to lower it. :user:

Traslated: "I guess y'all like the positive stuff he wrote about the Texans."

euphonious: pleasant in sound; agreeable to the ear
panegyric: Elaborate praise or laudation

Haha, some funny ****.

Second Honeymoon
08-23-2007, 11:56 PM
LMAO...

Well, he shoulda known better than to cheat a friend.

and the wasted talent that hes been given.

YellerLotYeller
08-24-2007, 12:57 AM
and the wasted money that hes been given.


Fixed it for ya...

HuttoKarl
08-24-2007, 09:13 AM
The Micheal Smith man-love club has officially started on this board.

:shades:

As long as it doesn't take away from the Matt Schaub Man-Love Club.

Shaft75
08-24-2007, 09:41 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/helslawson/Brians%20Birthday/IMG_2027.jpg

These guys were like "what are these man-love clubs that you speak of?"

***Disclaimer***
In order to find a funny picture for this thread, I had to go to photobucket and search the word man-love. This stunt should not be attempted or recreated by any other Texans fan. Trust me.

Exithios
08-24-2007, 09:45 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/helslawson/Brians%20Birthday/IMG_2027.jpg

These guys were like "what are these man-love clubs that you speak of?"

***Disclaimer***
In order to find a funny picture for this thread, I had to go to photobucket and search the word man-love. This stunt should not be attempted or recreated by any other Texans fan. Trust me.

Funny stuff, but searching "man-love" on the internet... Oh how my eye's bleed for you.

I'll rep. you just for the sheer attrocities you embarked upon.

Shaft75
08-24-2007, 09:50 AM
Thanks... I need to go see my opthamologist now, and maybe a psychiatrist.

Exithios
08-24-2007, 10:08 AM
Thanks... I need to go see my opthamologist now, and maybe a psychiatrist.

And maybe a proctologist... Woowoo by osmosis is a real fear for us homophobes.

Specnatz
08-24-2007, 10:24 AM
And maybe a proctologist....



My proctologist is female so it is ok that I enjoy it just a little right????


idonno:

Exithios
08-24-2007, 10:41 AM
My proctologist is female so it is ok that I enjoy it just a little right????


idonno:

Sir...you have tainted my fantasies of a lovely female doctor whispering beautiful promiscuities in my ear come exam time by propagating my fears of accoutremental and prodigious penetration by a Kathey Bates-esque butt doctor.

Now I must correct my prognathus...

DocBar
08-24-2007, 11:12 AM
Sir...you have tainted my fantasies of a lovely female doctor whispering beautiful promiscuities in my ear come exam time by propagating my fears of accoutremental and prodigious penetration by a Kathey Bates-esque butt doctor.

Now I must correct my prognathus... To quote someone else, " Of all the directions this thread could've taken, I never expected this".


:gun:

gg no re
08-24-2007, 11:43 AM
To quote someone else, " Of all the directions this thread could've taken, I never expected this".


:gun:
what
Outlawing them might not be a bad thing in many cases... :gun:

http://www.iranian.com/Anyway/2003/December/Images/fat2.jpg

Errant Hothy
08-24-2007, 11:47 AM
My proctologist is female so it is ok that I enjoy it just a little right????


idonno:

Aslong as she does not have the 2 inch long finger nails.

bigbrewster2000
08-24-2007, 11:48 AM
Funny stuff, but searching "man-love" on the internet... Oh how my eye's bleed for you.

I'll rep. you just for the sheer attrocities you embarked upon.

what

Thank you gentlemen, now my eyes are bleeding and I have to try and explain to the boss as to why I poked them out.:panic:

Specnatz
08-24-2007, 12:00 PM
And maybe a proctologist....

My proctologist is female so it is ok that I enjoy it just a little right????

idonno:

Aslong as she does not have the 2 inch long finger nails.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o195/Specnatz/medical-Nurse.gif

Marcus
08-24-2007, 12:26 PM
My proctologist is female so it is ok that I enjoy it just a little right????

idonno:

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the tools, he noticed there were 3 items on a stand next to the doctor's desk.

1. A tube of K-Y jelly
2. A rubber glove
3. A beer

When the doctor finally came in, the man said "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?" At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse........ "Dammit, nurse! I said A BUTT LIGHT."

Brando
08-24-2007, 01:41 PM
lol Marcus.


wow, this thread now belongs in the No Sports Talk allowed section,wow



:user:

See what you did Runner............

lol

ObsiWan
08-24-2007, 02:26 PM
I wish to apologize to Michael Smith. Sir, when I used your name to start this thread, I had no idea it would wander in this direction....

:cool:

Double Barrel
08-24-2007, 02:31 PM
***Disclaimer***
In order to find a funny picture for this thread, I had to go to photobucket and search the word man-love. This stunt should not be attempted or recreated by any other Texans fan. Trust me.

Clear out your cookies before someone sees them and gets the "wrong idea" about you. :worm:

Shaft75
08-24-2007, 02:50 PM
Clear out your cookies before someone sees them and gets the "wrong idea" about you. :worm:

Good looking out homey.

They might think I am a butt-:pirate: !

Shaft75
08-24-2007, 02:52 PM
Thanks to all for the positive rep from searching manlove.

Does this mean I am receiving manlove after looking for it??? :heart:

Ckw
08-24-2007, 03:22 PM
Man this is making me so pumped up. I love what Smith has to say. And way to know his stuff. 10th best defense in yards allowed after week 4. The AFC South better watch out or we just might surprise them.

Seņor Stan
08-24-2007, 03:29 PM
Good looking out honey.

They might think I am a butt-:pirate: !

Fixed it for ya.

HotRodsHair
08-24-2007, 04:24 PM
After reading this thread, all the emoticons seemed to take on new and more sordid meanings.

:whip::mario2::this:

:wild:

liltony9144
08-24-2007, 04:33 PM
Heard this last night, but forgot to post about it.

Micheal Smith is a genius.

Runner
08-24-2007, 05:41 PM
See what you did Runner............



I don't think my post was that catalyst that turned this into a desultory thread. My post was on point. :)

GP
08-24-2007, 08:42 PM
So funny to hear John (sitting in for Mike/Mike) in this podcast talk about how we will lose to Jacksonville..and Michael Smith replies with "They SWEPT the Jaguars. They pushed Indianapolis to the limit and then actually BEAT THEM at the end of the season...and remember that this was a defense in Houston who was not so good through about week four, and then from the 4th week to the 16th week they were the 10th ranked defense in the league."

He laid down the smack, and John was like "uhh..." and he finally went along with Michael and agreed with Michael as Michael kept talking because he just realized that we SWEPT the Jaguars last year...so it was obvious to this non-expert (John) that he had been running his mouth and didn't have the facts on our team like Michael did.

Michael Smith is the ONLY analyst who does real research anymore. All the other guys are cliff-noting and just copying/parroting each other like a bunch of guys in college who bump into each other in the halls in between classes and give each other the answers to the pop quizzes in their classes.

"OK, here's the deal: The Texans have a bad o line, David Carr was treated unfairly and will flourish after he gets the bad taste of Houston out of his mouth, the Texans are idiots for passing on Vince and Reggie, and they do not have a legitimate number 2 wide receiver. Got it? OK! Now run with it..."

Just a bunch of guys in the halls of ESPN...bumping into each other, watching each other's shows...parroting one another and telling lies that everyone but us is believing. So sad.

Some day, the people that run ESPN are going to catch onto this kind of weak, pathetic excuse for honest journalism/commentary and there'll be a house-cleaning to get it respectable. Right now, it's just pure laziness on their behalf.

That's why Golic has us going 5-11.

How do we go 5-11 after going 2-14 under Dom and David...then going 6-10 under Kubiak and David...and now we have Kubiak and Schaub, and a whole bunch of 2nd year guys under Kubiak (Owen Daniels, for example) who are going to PUNCH teams in the mouth now?

I don;t know how Michael Smith works there.

He should start his own media outlet: MSSN (Michael Smith Sports Network). Dude does his homework. Period.