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Silver Oak
08-09-2007, 04:11 PM
there's a couple of vulgarities used in this preview. if you are easily offended, please do not read further.


http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-season-preview/nfl-season-preview-tennessee-titans-286809.php





Lost amidst the Vince Young hoopla last year was the fact that, outside of Young, the Tennessee Titans stunk worse than Chris Berman's ball sack at the end of NFL Primetime.

The top-three playmakers were Drew Bennett at one wide receiver, Bobby Wade at the other wide receiver and Travis Henry at running back. So impressed were the Titans with this triumvirate's performance that they let all three players leave via free agency. Despite having ample free agency money. Meaning Vince Young is officially weaponless and will have as much difficulty making plays as a pederast at a nursing home bingo game. So instead of worrying about unimportant parts of football like the entire defense, here's a breakdown of the Titans top offensive weapons by position.

Texans_Chick
08-09-2007, 04:26 PM
there's a couple of vulgarities used in this preview. if you are easily offended, please do not read further.


http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl-season-preview/nfl-season-preview-tennessee-titans-286809.php

Goodness that was funny.

The part about LenDale was particularly funny.

Errant Hothy
08-09-2007, 04:57 PM
Loved the breakdown of the WR corps, too funny.

Overalls
08-10-2007, 06:53 AM
I wish I could access the Titans board at work and post this.

Silver Oak
08-10-2007, 07:13 AM
I can, and I would, but it seems to me that Yvette has had Aunt Flo visiting her for the last few weeks and I would probably get the boot. I don't want that to happen until I get to crow on their MB about winning our first game with them here at Reliant. :doot:

swtbound07
08-10-2007, 10:21 AM
david givens dogfighting line was top shelf. Nice job deadspin.

Overalls
08-10-2007, 09:31 PM
Well I have been banned on Titansonline, but still am allowed on GoTitans so I felt like it was my duty to enlighten them a little.

http://www.gotitans.com/goForum/showthread.php?p=309325#post309325

Blazing Arrow
08-10-2007, 10:52 PM
You make yourself look dumb posting links to poorly witen articles that try for a punchline more then actually convaying football information.

The guy calls L-Dub fat but he is reporting at a lower weight then he played in the Rose Bowl. I guess facts make those really "funny" line worthless. Not like the guy who wrote this would have any idea what a "fact" is.

Crow in this guy will be delicious at the end of the season ....

Specnatz
08-10-2007, 10:55 PM
You make yourself look dumb posting links to poorly witen articles that try for a punchline more then actually convaying football information.

The guy calls L-Dub fat but he is reporting at a lower weight then he played in the Rose Bowl. I guess facts make those really "funny" line worthless. Not like the guy who wrote this would have any idea what a "fact" is.

Crow in this guy will be delicious at the end of the season ....

WOW who pissed in your cheerios? I guess they dont teach satire where you went to school. It was funny and if you can not laugh at it then you will be in for a real long season.

Blazing Arrow
08-10-2007, 11:35 PM
WOW who pissed in your cheerios? I guess they dont teach satire where you went to school. It was funny and if you can not laugh at it then you will be in for a real long season.

Don't get me wrong I got the humor it just could have focused on more recent events. The fight could have been used pretty well. Why not take a shot at Pacman and his crazyness.

It just did not have any flavor IMO. It is like they used last years material or something and threw in a couple WR jokes.

Specnatz
08-11-2007, 12:29 AM
Don't get me wrong I got the humor it just could have focused on more recent events. The fight could have been used pretty well. Why not take a shot at Pacman and his crazyness.

It just did not have any flavor IMO. It is like they used last years material or something and threw in a couple WR jokes.

I think they used material from before training camp or even OTAs. He did preface it with they had to write it early cause of so many to write abuot.

I just consider the source and go from there. Most sites like that are a month or 4 behind the curve.

:specnatz:

Overalls
08-11-2007, 07:30 AM
He did mention as a recent addition, that their #1 WR is Texans caste off Eric Molds.

Silver Oak
08-11-2007, 02:17 PM
Don't recall reading when something so obviously got to you before BA.

Truth is painful huh?

:texflag:

Blazing Arrow
08-11-2007, 05:19 PM
Don't recall reading when something so obviously got to you before BA.

Truth is painful huh?

:texflag:

I guess I am ready for some football?

JohnsonFan
08-14-2007, 10:27 PM
"Lost amidst the Vince Young hoopla last year was the fact that, outside of Young, the Tennessee Titans stunk worse than Chris Berman's ball sack at the end of NFL Primetime.

The top-three playmakers were Drew Bennett at one wide receiver, Bobby Wade at the other wide receiver and Travis Henry at running back. So impressed were the Titans with this triumvirate's performance that they let all three players leave via free agency. Despite having ample free agency money. Meaning Vince Young is officially weaponless and will have as much difficulty making plays as a pederast at a nursing home bingo game. So instead of worrying about unimportant parts of football like the entire defense, here's a breakdown of the Titans top offensive weapons by position."

hahaha we all already knew that though

ChildressTitanMan
08-15-2007, 07:30 AM
Keep thinking that buddy.


http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r5/Childress79/elmerbutt.jpg

Texan_Bill
08-15-2007, 09:14 AM
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r5/Childress79/elmerbutt.jpg

*shakes head*



Titans are the inbread children of Uranus

Overalls
08-15-2007, 12:06 PM
[QUOTE=JohnsonFan;709488
hahaha we all already knew that though[/QUOTE]

TENNhead logic is that those players were trash and not good enough to keep so they are going to start the the players who could not beat them out as strarters and go to the playoffs.:splits: