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powerfuldragon
05-03-2007, 12:21 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/TheKingOfBums/2774-haha.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/TheKingOfBums/586-gay.jpg


If touching another man's private area is wrong, Brady Quinn doesn't want to be right.







pictures found here (http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=2774)

Texan_Bill
05-03-2007, 12:25 PM
Thats too funny! Good job Dragon!!

real
05-03-2007, 12:41 PM
Ok.....Im confused.....

powerfuldragon
05-03-2007, 12:44 PM
Ok.....Im confused.....
right, i was pretty flummoxed too, he's always with some hot bird. i guess he doesn't mind getting sacked every now and then.

real
05-03-2007, 12:45 PM
right, i was pretty flummoxed too, he's always with some hot bird. i guess he doesn't mind getting sacked every now and then.

Ok....So this is real ?

Wow....

Mr. White
05-03-2007, 12:45 PM
That's just awful. What's even worse is the way that those guys are dressed. They look like date rapists.
















And their dates are in the pictures with them.

Double Barrel
05-03-2007, 12:45 PM
I....uhhhh....errrr.... :backsout:

Specnatz
05-03-2007, 12:51 PM
That does not look like brady quinn, and you searching for pics of guys touching themselves says more about you than it does anyone else.

The hatred people display is just unfekking real.

MightyTExan
05-03-2007, 12:51 PM
WTF is he doin'?? That's a game I don't want to play.

NitroGSXR
05-03-2007, 01:46 PM
http://deadspin.com/sports/college-football/brady-quinn-friend-to-the-gays-or-just-idol-210585.php

Honoring Earl 34
05-03-2007, 01:53 PM
I guess it's not going to be easy to find a center for Quinn .

Khari
05-03-2007, 02:03 PM
what? all guys don't do this? :laughjump:

Blazing Arrow
05-03-2007, 02:07 PM
I guess it's not going to easy to find a center for Quinn .

That is why the phins took Ginn

Honoring Earl 34
05-03-2007, 02:22 PM
what? all guys don't do this? :laughjump:

I think not ... this stuff starts in Tennessee .

kastofsna
05-03-2007, 02:36 PM
hey did you guys know that AJ Hawk is dating Brady Quinn's sister?

bah007
05-03-2007, 02:39 PM
hey did you guys know that AJ Hawk is dating Brady Quinn's sister?

I thought they were married now.

Shaft75
05-03-2007, 02:46 PM
I thought they were married now.

They are...

Shaft75
05-03-2007, 02:47 PM
That is why the phins took Ginn

How did I know that you would pop up in this thread?:shades:

Scooter
05-03-2007, 03:12 PM
I....uhhhh....errrr.... :backsout:

couldnt have said it better myself :backsout:

PapaL
05-03-2007, 03:38 PM
The NFL is now cashing in on yet another market.

HoustonFrog
05-03-2007, 03:39 PM
Wow, umm, Brady..word of advice...that isn't funny, no matter who your friends are.

Double Barrel
05-03-2007, 04:17 PM
what? all guys don't do this? :laughjump:

I wouldn't have any friends if guys did this.

There are certain boundaries that are never crossed....at least in Texas. Matter-of-fact, there should be some kind of Man Law established to prevent this in the future.

And the guy in the middle with the yellow shirt is kinda' freaking me out. http://forums.civfanatics.com/images/smilies/dubious.gif

Honoring Earl 34
05-03-2007, 04:21 PM
I wouldn't have any friends if guys did this.

There are certain boundaries that are never crossed....at least in Texas. Matter-of-fact, there should be some kind of Man Law established to prevent this in the future.

And the guy in the middle with the yellow shirt is kinda' freaking me out. http://forums.civfanatics.com/images/smilies/dubious.gif

Maybe this is why Quinn dropped in the draft . I hope the Browns don't addopt this as a new way to huddle .

Double Barrel
05-03-2007, 04:24 PM
Maybe this is why Quinn dropped in the draft . I hope the Browns don't addopt this as a new way to huddle .

awe man...a really bad joke involving the Browns and Quinn just popped into my head...some things are better left unsaid, tho'... :shades:

kastofsna
05-03-2007, 04:39 PM
awe man...a really bad joke involving the Browns and Quinn just popped into my head...some things are better left unsaid, tho'... :shades:
in that case, good thing the Packers didn't draft him.

Il_Bruno
05-03-2007, 04:44 PM
lol:

powerfuldragon
05-03-2007, 05:18 PM
in that case, good thing the Packers didn't draft him.
winner, kastofsna.

powerfuldragon
05-03-2007, 05:22 PM
That does not look like brady quinn, and you searching for pics of guys touching themselves says more about you than it does anyone else.

The hatred people display is just unfekking real.

1. That is brady quinn.
2. I don't jump on the net looking for pictures of man love, i happened on the pictures at a sports blog i read daily. if you'd paid attention to the initial post, you'd have found the link to the blog.
3. I didn't see any hateful words.
4. If you're dumb enough to pose for a photo with your hand on your buddy's crotch, you probably deserve to be made fun of.

hadaad
05-03-2007, 05:26 PM
4. If you're dumb enough to pose for a photo with your hand on your buddy's crotch, you probably deserve to be made fun of.

This is the truest statement I've ever read.

Double Barrel
05-03-2007, 05:33 PM
in that case, good thing the Packers didn't draft him.

POTD :rofl:

4. If you're dumb enough to pose for a photo with your hand on your buddy's crotch, you probably deserve to be made fun of.

QFT :gun:

PapaL
05-03-2007, 05:46 PM
Atleast from all this we have gained two new manlaws:

1.) Never, under any cirumstance, put your hands on another man's crotch.

2.) If you're dumb enough to pose for a photo with your hand on your buddy's crotch, you probably deserve to be made fun of.


Man Law?

Ole Miss Texan
05-03-2007, 05:49 PM
On a side note:

All three of Cleveland's Centers demanded a trade Thursday afternoon; Hank Fraley, Rob Smith, and LeCharles Bentley per bspn.com.

HoustonFrog
05-03-2007, 06:50 PM
1. That is brady quinn.
2. I don't jump on the net looking for pictures of man love, i happened on the pictures at a sports blog i read daily. if you'd paid attention to the initial post, you'd have found the link to the blog.
3. I didn't see any hateful words.
4. If you're dumb enough to pose for a photo with your hand on your buddy's crotch, you probably deserve to be made fun of.

Aint that the truth. This goes along with riding in a buddy's Miata or riding on the back of a bike with your arms around a friend.

281
05-03-2007, 06:52 PM
That does not look like brady quinn, and you searching for pics of guys touching themselves says more about you than it does anyone else.

The hatred people display is just unfekking real.

oh, it's brady quinn alright.

hollywood_texan
05-03-2007, 06:52 PM
I am living in the past, but it at least it's 80's Thrash/Sleaze metal.

Those guys in the pictures could have starred in Valley Girl as the jock guys. Which is ridiculous!

Double Barrel
05-03-2007, 06:53 PM
Atleast from all this we have gained two new manlaws:

1.) Never, under any cirumstance, put your hands on another man's crotch.

2.) If you're dumb enough to pose for a photo with your hand on your buddy's crotch, you probably deserve to be made fun of.


Man Law?

MAN LAW! :cowboy1: I second that motion

Blu
05-03-2007, 08:03 PM
MAN LAW! :cowboy1: I second that motion

Amen...

I'm glad he's not a Texan... :fans: and it's not cuz he likes to pat ppl down like a cop... :cowboy1:



awe man...a really bad joke involving the Browns and Quinn just popped into my head...some things are better left unsaid, tho'...
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:pirate: ARRRRRRRRHHHHH I wanna hear it!
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Trap_Star
05-03-2007, 08:06 PM
.....and to think scouts doubted his accuracy...he knew where he was aiming...

Tim Hardaway is not gonna be too happy with this.....

Trap_Star
05-03-2007, 08:19 PM
........

http://www.withleather.com//ul/585-blackguys1.JPG

michaelm
05-03-2007, 09:51 PM
in that case, good thing the Packers didn't draft him.

Reminds me of the joke back in the day about Pee Wee Heman throwing out the first pitch in a baseball game.

It was an exibition between the Expos and Yanks..!

powerfuldragon
05-03-2007, 10:29 PM
........

http://www.withleather.com//ul/585-blackguys1.JPG
yeah, i was going to post that one, but my conscience got the better of me, plus i'd probably get so much negative rep if i posted taht pic.

sigh.

Trap_Star
05-03-2007, 11:00 PM
yeah, i was going to post that one, but my conscience got the better of me, plus i'd probably get so much negative rep if i posted taht pic.

sigh.

my reply on top of the pic says it all....

Hervoyel
05-03-2007, 11:30 PM
http://www.mike-myers.net/dieter5.jpg
Somebody needs to photoshop Dieter in there and make the appropriate "Touch my monkey" joke before this gets out of hand (no pun intended).

The Pencil Neck
05-04-2007, 01:12 AM
Atleast from all this we have gained two new manlaws:

1.) Never, under any cirumstance, put your hands on another man's crotch.

2.) If you're dumb enough to pose for a photo with your hand on your buddy's crotch, you probably deserve to be made fun of.


Man Law?

I really don't think these should be Man Law's; I think these are much more intrinsic than that. These are like Newton's Laws or Einstein's Theory of Relativity. These laws are crucial to the correct function of the very fabric of the universe and so, supersede Man Law.

kastofsna
05-04-2007, 02:25 AM
snap, crotch-grabbin isn't cool?

Texans_Chick
05-04-2007, 07:28 AM
WTF is he doin'?? That's a game I don't want to play.

Crotch Twister.

Right hand........aqua shirt's crotch.

:pirate:

Honoring Earl 34
05-04-2007, 09:07 AM
They were doing a geography lesson .

The question was ... what is the capital of Iraq ?

The answer ... Bangcock .

Errant Hothy
05-04-2007, 09:12 AM
They were doing a geography lesson .

The question was ... what is the capital of Iraq ?

The answer ... Bangcock .

That's funny as hell, and not because of the joke you tried to make.

hollywood_texan
05-04-2007, 11:13 AM
When I was watching some of the draft and Quinn was dropping like a sack of potatoes, I thought to myself, Quinn looks like a sack of potatoes.

Now after thinking about this, he is dumber than a sack of potatoes.

I have never been impressed by his interviews and/or his demeanor.

He has a serious lack of judgement doing stuff like this and allowing pictures to be taken. This is like having pictures taken at your bachelor party!

This may all be in good fun and not really mean anything, but you just don't let stuff out like this if you want to be in the lime light as a highly touted NFL QB. Society is what it is, and if you want to be in the public eye, certain things are accepted and certains thing aren't depending on your occupation.

powerfuldragon
05-04-2007, 11:17 AM
He has a serious lack of judgement doing stuff like this and allowing pictures to be taken. This is like having pictures taken at your bachelor party!

This may all be in good fun and not really mean anything, but you just don't let stuff out like this if you want to be in the lime light as a highly touted NFL QB. Society is what it is, and if you want to be in the public eye, certain things are accepted and certains thing aren't depending on your occupation.

exactly.

kastofsna
05-04-2007, 11:19 AM
i doubt quinn is concerned what a bunch of internet clowns think of the groingrabbingly good fun he and his friends have on a daily basis.

Errant Hothy
05-04-2007, 11:20 AM
Is it me or is that a pair of young boys in the first picture?

Creepy, creepy!

Mr. White
05-04-2007, 11:23 AM
And the guy in the middle with the yellow shirt is kinda' freaking me out. http://forums.civfanatics.com/images/smilies/dubious.gif

Looks like he's not joking. At all. Touching junk is not to be taken lightly with that guy.

hollywood_texan
05-04-2007, 11:25 AM
i doubt quinn is concerned what a bunch of internet clowns think of the groingrabbingly good fun he and his friends have on a daily basis.

Understand your point, but this type of stuff isn't just going to stay on the Internet and just be discussed on message boards.

If more pictures come out and other types of similar behavior is displayed by Quinn, look out because it's going to get hot fast!

Can you imagine the play this would be getting on the Internet if he was picked #1 by Oakland! His actually lucky now that he was picked at #22 instead.

This was just stupid on his part. Society has it's rules and norms, you better stick to them or be able to face the heat.

real
05-04-2007, 11:37 AM
This may all be in good fun and not really mean anything....


Timeout........https://axiaecampus.phoenix.edu/afm101/shared/scripts/fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/104.gif



LMAO....Good fun ?! Who plays like that ?

powerfuldragon
05-04-2007, 11:40 AM
Timeout........https://axiaecampus.phoenix.edu/afm101/shared/scripts/fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/104.gif



LMAO....Good fun ?! Who plays like that ?
ROFL

just trying to imagine that scenario.

Mr. White
05-04-2007, 11:41 AM
LMAO....Good fun ?! Who plays like that ?

lol....It won't do any good to ask questions in this thread. They'll only lead to more questions.

:wacko:

hollywood_texan
05-04-2007, 11:43 AM
Timeout........https://axiaecampus.phoenix.edu/afm101/shared/scripts/fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/104.gif



LMAO....Good fun ?! Who plays like that ?

I hear ya Bro.

Just tryin' to give the guy some sort of benefit of the doubt, that's all.

real
05-04-2007, 11:46 AM
I hear ya Bro.

Just tryin' to give the guy some sort of benefit of the doubt, that's all.

LOL...

No benefit of the doubt from me....

I'm not saying that Homosexuals are bad people....But Brady Quinn is a homosexual...

Errant Hothy
05-04-2007, 11:47 AM
Timeout........https://axiaecampus.phoenix.edu/afm101/shared/scripts/fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/104.gif



LMAO....Good fun ?! Who plays like that ?

Brady: No, it's a great game. First I touch your crotch, then we both touch his, and then both of you touch mine.

Boy in Yellow: I'm not so sure...

Other boy: C'mon, he's the quaterback for Notre Dame, what could go wrong? Anybody got a camera?

kastofsna
05-04-2007, 11:47 AM
i doubt Quinn is gay.

hollywood_texan
05-04-2007, 11:50 AM
LOL...

No benefit of the doubt from me....

I'm not saying that Homosexuals are bad people....But Brady Quinn is a homosexual...

Yeah, well...

I have lived in Hollywood for some time and you see things and move on from that.

At this point, it really doesn't matter what Brady Quinn is, because it is hard to argue against those pictures. Which is why it was so stupid. He dropped like a sack of potatoes in the draft, he looks like a sack of potatoes, and no he has proved he is dumber than a sack of potatoes by allowing these type of pictures considering the occupation he wants to excel in.

Mr. White
05-04-2007, 11:50 AM
Brady: No, it's a great game. First I touch your crotch, then we both touch his, and then both of you touch mine.

Boy in Yellow: I'm not so sure...

Other boy: C;mon, he's the quaterback for Notre Dame, what could go wrong. anybody got a camera?

You must spread some Reputation around..........

hollywood_texan
05-04-2007, 11:52 AM
You must spread some Reputation around..........

I gave him some rep...

real
05-04-2007, 11:53 AM
lol....It won't do any good to ask questions in this thread. They'll only lead to more questions.

:wacko:

Have you ever looked at something, and didn't believe what your eyes were transmitting to your brain ?

Not that I'm shocked that he's what he is....I'm just shocked that he actually was stupid enough to pose in the pictures and now they're all over the internet....

That's something regular people don't do....Brady Quinn is wierd...

powerfuldragon
05-04-2007, 11:53 AM
Brady: No, it's a great game. First I touch your crotch, then we both touch his, and then both of you touch mine.

Boy in Yellow: I'm not so sure...

Other boy: C'mon, he's the quaterback for Notre Dame, what could go wrong? Anybody got a camera?

3 minutes later...

Boy in Yellow: Dude, I'm so good at this game.

Brady: Yes. Yes you are.

real
05-04-2007, 11:57 AM
i doubt Quinn is gay.

https://axiaecampus.phoenix.edu/afm101/shared/scripts/fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/23.gif

hollywood_texan
05-04-2007, 11:57 AM
Have you ever looked at something, and didn't believe what your eyes were transmitting to your brain ?

Not that I'm shocked that he's what he is....I'm just shocked that he actually was stupid enough to pose in the pictures and now they're all over the internet....

That's something regular people don't do....Brady Quinn is wierd...

Maybe this is why so many teams passed on Brady Quinn. I am sure they saw these pictures.

Just bad judgement! It cost him millions. If he can't figure this one out, then it explains why he had problems at Notre Dame winning the big game. Judgement is so critical and you have to understand your surroundings.

DallasNiner
05-04-2007, 11:57 AM
:laughjump:

kastofsna
05-04-2007, 12:08 PM
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9879/starerh0.jpg

real
05-04-2007, 12:08 PM
Maybe this is why so many teams passed on Brady Quinn. I am sure they saw these pictures.

Can you imagine some of these NFL coaches seeing these pictures for the first time...

Think about guys like Belichick or Gruden seeing them and what there first statement was thereafter....

LMAO...

powerfuldragon
05-04-2007, 12:09 PM
You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Kastofsna again.

Dude... that expression on his face....

real
05-04-2007, 12:10 PM
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9879/starerh0.jpg


https://axiaecampus.phoenix.edu/afm101/shared/scripts/fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/msn/61.gif

Errant Hothy
05-04-2007, 12:11 PM
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9879/starerh0.jpg

Poor kid, I think he's geniunly scared.

red_dirt
05-04-2007, 12:39 PM
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9879/starerh0.jpg

Want to be loved like Brady Quinn does? Call 1-900-tuch-nts

HoustonFrog
05-04-2007, 01:01 PM
I don't think Brady is gay. Why I just saw he and Jeff Garcia discussing split ends over a cosmo the other day.

Mr. White
05-04-2007, 01:17 PM
This (http://forums.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=145#S=145&F=3154&T=483741) seems to be the place where this started (an OSU forum.)

They say that these are his friends from high school and "acting gay was a common joke around there." Explains a little, but still leaves lots of questions.

To each his own.

Errant Hothy
05-04-2007, 01:21 PM
This (http://forums.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=145#S=145&F=3154&T=483741) seems to be the place where this started (an OSU forum.)

They say that these are his friends from high school and "acting gay was a common joke around there." Explains a little, but still leaves lots of questions.

To each his own.

-His high school friends still look awfully young

-Actions speak louder then words.

ledzeppelin229
05-04-2007, 01:22 PM
It sounds ridiculous but one of the "games" played that I've seen among HS/College frat guy/athlete types is a "crotch patting" game. Like its some sort of challenge to hit each other in the groin.

It does not sound like anything a normal guy would want to achieve, but then a lot of frat guys aren't exactly normal people.

Although that still doesn't explain holding his hand there and posing for a picture.



And just to clarify, I'm not in a frat nor did I participate in what I witnessed. I was only a confused bystander wondering why the hell anyone would do that.

real
05-04-2007, 01:35 PM
It sounds ridiculous but one of the "games" played that I've seen among HS/College frat guy/athlete types is a "crotch patting" game. Like its some sort of challenge to hit each other in the groin.

It does not sound like anything a normal guy would want to achieve, but then a lot of frat guys aren't exactly normal people.

Although that still doesn't explain holding his hand there and posing for a picture.



And just to clarify, I'm not in a frat nor did I participate in what I witnessed. I was only a confused bystander wondering why the hell anyone would do that.

When I was in highschool there were guys on the team that would play that....But the kicker is, those were the same guys that, a couple years down the road, came out of the closet....



But having said that...Brady Quinn is gay...Nothing about those pictures screams str8 to me...Seriously, what runs through your mind right before you decide to place your hand on another mans crotch, smile, and take a picture ?

Texan_Bill
05-04-2007, 01:35 PM
It sounds ridiculous but one of the "games" played that I've seen among HS/College frat guy/athlete types is a "crotch patting" game. Like its some sort of challenge to hit each other in the groin.
.

Blasting a buddy in the package to watch him drop like a sack of bricks and to see the pain on their face - because you think its funny IS WAY different than posing in pictures like that...

HOU-TEX
05-04-2007, 01:35 PM
It sounds ridiculous but one of the "games" played that I've seen among HS/College frat guy/athlete types is a "crotch patting" game. Like its some sort of challenge to hit each other in the groin.

It does not sound like anything a normal guy would want to achieve, but then a lot of frat guys aren't exactly normal people.

Although that still doesn't explain holding his hand there and posing for a picture.



And just to clarify, I'm not in a frat nor did I participate in what I witnessed. I was only a confused bystander wondering why the hell anyone would do that.

Umm...I was in a fraternity and definetly don't recall being involved in "games" like that. The only games I remember were of the likes of keg throwing. lol

hollywood_texan
05-04-2007, 01:37 PM
It sounds ridiculous but one of the "games" played that I've seen among HS/College frat guy/athlete types is a "crotch patting" game. Like its some sort of challenge to hit each other in the groin.

It does not sound like anything a normal guy would want to achieve, but then a lot of frat guys aren't exactly normal people.

Although that still doesn't explain holding his hand there and posing for a picture.



And just to clarify, I'm not in a frat nor did I participate in what I witnessed. I was only a confused bystander wondering why the hell anyone would do that.

I was an ATO at Southwest Texas State University (now known as Texas State) in the late 80's - early 90's.

None of that was going on in the ATO house that I saw back then. Now maybe the Lamda Chi house back then...

red_dirt
05-04-2007, 01:41 PM
College game- hit buddy in balls, laugh, run and cover balls when he gets up.

Brady Quinn game- gently caress other mens testicles while smiling for camera.

I'm no frat boy, but those aren't the same game. What about the pastel polo shirts, doesn't that throw up a red flag also?

Errant Hothy
05-04-2007, 01:43 PM
It sounds ridiculous but one of the "games" played that I've seen among HS/College frat guy/athlete types is a "crotch patting" game. Like its some sort of challenge to hit each other in the groin.

It does not sound like anything a normal guy would want to achieve, but then a lot of frat guys aren't exactly normal people.

Although that still doesn't explain holding his hand there and posing for a picture.



And just to clarify, I'm not in a frat nor did I participate in what I witnessed. I was only a confused bystander wondering why the hell anyone would do that.

Action shots, those are not.

powerfuldragon
05-04-2007, 02:14 PM
Action shots, those are not.

According to a Montrose-area poll there's some good action in those pics.

Double Barrel
05-04-2007, 02:15 PM
i doubt quinn is concerned what a bunch of internet clowns think of the groingrabbingly good fun he and his friends have on a daily basis.

Maybe not...but he should be concerned with what Steelers fans think, considering he gets to visit them once a year. They abuse opposing players enough as it is without giving them extra ammo.

Honestly, I'm not judging the guy, but I've talked with a lot of my friends and shown them the pictures, and none of us can come up with even a farfetched scenario that we'd be touching each other's crotches for pictures.

Maybe it's a metrosexual thing, which is why Texan men are having a hard time comprehending it all. :um:

Honoring Earl 34
05-04-2007, 02:30 PM
I used to watch Bizzare with John Byner . They had a skit where he signed with the National Gay Football League .

John was on the San Fransisco 69ers ... their first game was against the Pittsburg Prancers .

When ask ... what was the hardest part of the NGFL ... Byner said getting the players off the pile after the play .

I don't know why Brady reminded me of this . :user:

Second Honeymoon
05-04-2007, 02:38 PM
wow...those pictures are horrible and the gear they are wearing would make a bull dike errrr lesbian preppy proud. ugh, just horrifying.

that closeup of that dude in the middle's (no jokes please) face makes him look like he is a long lost descendant of Nosferatu. It's like they are at a NAMBLA convention or something...just appalling...even Liberace thought this was 'too gay'

his girlfriend was pretty hot but she looked like she would be total high maintenance.....she needs to Texas size that rack too (jk...kinda)

Second Honeymoon
05-04-2007, 02:47 PM
pretty humorous take on Quinn's draft day experience.
http://forums.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=145#S=145&F=3154&T=483741

BRADY QUINN'S INNER TORMENT ON SATURDAY

Man, my hair looks great. I mean, I think it looks really good. I used some product, but not a lot. I really worked it into the ends. Gives it a nice sheen. It looks playful, yet serious all at once. I think teams will get a really good message from this hair. Iím a matinee idol, but Iím also one of the guys. And thatís important. God, what a great day. I canít wait to be a Raider. Iíve always wanted to turn a franchise around. I wonder if Jerry Porter likes to play Ultimate. I bet we could really connect if we played some Ultimate together.

With the first pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select JaMarcus Russell.

What? Oh, man. Oh, that is their loss, man. I mean, Condon told me they were planning on taking that guy, but I didnít actually BELIEVE him. But I guess it makes sense. Everyone in Oakland is black, so they needed a black QB. I get that. Thatís a very progressive attitude, and I support it. God, my hair looks great. I wish I had remembered my concealer today. I wonder if Mr. Davis noticed the blemishes. I thought they gave me a really rugged sort of look. I should have brought my concealer. ****. Oh well, guess Iím headed to Detroit.

With the second pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select Calvin Johnson.

Oh, man. Really? No, no. Thatís okay. I understand that. They have Jon Kitna already, and heís a good Christian. I guess Iím going to Cleveland. Man, theyíre gonna go crazy for my bearÖ uh, girlfriend in Cleveland. No one in Cleveland is this blonde. Man, she is BLONDE. Guys like blondes, right? Am I right on that? I made sure she dyed it SUPER blonde. God, sheís almost like an albino. Thatís a good look. Very Finnish. Man, my hair looks good. Hello, Cleveland! Hello, Cleveland!

With the third pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select Joe Thomas.

Hello? Cleveland? Man, whatís happening? Is it the Virginia Tech pin? Was that too transparent? God, my hair looks so good. Kyan Douglas did it himself. I donít get this. Joe Thomas doesnít have great hair. Heís not even here! Heís fishing!

Oh God, thatís it! He went fishing! Thatís, like, what guys do! Oh man, heís so smart! By, like, saying he wasnít interested in going to the draft, that made him look tough. I totally should have skipped the draft to get my legs waxed. Or go hunting. Definitely go hunting. Thatís the right move. Uh oh, here comes Suzy Kolber. Okay, act dignified. Youíre going into broadcasting 15 years from now, Quinn. Get your polish down now!

Okay, that went well. Maybe Tampa will take me.

With the fourth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Tampa Bay Bucs select Gaines Adams.

Maybe not. Maybe the Redskins will. If anyone knows star power, itís Mr. Snyder. I had dinner with him twice. I had the miso-glazed cod. I think it went really well.

With the sixth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Washington Redskins select LaRon Landry.

I should have ordered the porterhouse.

With the seventh pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select Adrian Peterson.

Itís the hair. I think the hair has scared people off. I think it looks TOO good. Like, if my hair looks this good, then maybe it would foster resentment in the locker room? But it looks GREAT!

****, you know what it is? Itís the vest. I had the vest sized one size too small. I really thought it look more manly if I were just bursting right out of it. That was an error. God, how could I have been so dumb? Clearly, I should have worn a jacket. The brown silk on the back is exposed! Itís not supposed to be exposed! Gah!

Okay Brades, just settle down. Itís clear now. Weíre going to Miami. This is good. Itís a great organization. And Miami is a perfect fit! The whole scene down on South Beach is really faboo. Okay, Iím excited. So I lost a little money. People in Miami will understand this hair, and what itís all about. I feel good. Iím gonna try and smile now, even though I can usually only manage a half-smirk, just like every lacrosse player ever born. All right, sunny Miami! Here I come!

With the ninth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Miami Dolphins selectÖ

Yes?

Ted GiÖ

I canít see. I think Iím blind. Is this really happening? Can I get a Dasani? I think Iím having a hot flash. Oh God, here comes Suzy again. Oh, God. Man, sheís got the same look on her face that she gets when someoneís been carted off the field wearing a halo. I canít face herÖ I have to get awayÖ I have toÖ I have toÖ GO DANCING.

(leaves, goes dancing)

God, that felt great. Sometimes, you just have to go dance. Itís so freeing. Where are we now?

The New York Jets have made a trade.

Oooooh! Delicious! The Big Apple. Nice. Brades, I think you and I are gonna be just fine. I think Iíll live in DUMBO. Thatís a very in neighborhood right now. John Norris from MTV lives there, I think.

With the fourteenth pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the New York Jets selectÖ

Hoo boy, here we go!

ÖDarrelle Revis.

Who the **** is that? No, Iím NOT fine, thank you. I am now officially PISSED OFF. Okay? I did everything right except beat ranked opponents. Look at my hair! I didnít get this hair styled just to be a second rounder! Ridiculous. Nobody else coordinated like I did, god dammit. I want some resolution here.

(phone rings)

Condon? Hey, Ďsup. What? The Ravens want to trade up for me? Really? You know what? Thatís perfect. And you know why? Because none of this would have happened if those ******* Browns had just picked me. *******. **** Cleveland. There. I said it. **** Ďem. They donít rock ****. You donít deserve this hair, Cleveland. Youíre just Columbus on a ******* lake. Okay? Look at me! Iím showing some fire! Iím a competitor, God dammit! And now I get to go to the Ravens and torture you Clevelanders for the rest of your ******* existence. The irony is a delight. Youíll pay, Cleveland. Brades is gonna haunt you.

The Cleveland Browns have made a trade.

Pfft. Whatever. They probably traded up to draft a tater tot or some other inanimate object. **** you Cleveland.

With the twenty-second pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select Brady Quinn.

Oh. Uh, goodie. UmÖ I love Cleveland! I really do! Always have! Iím really excited. No, I really am. Joe Thomas. Dennis Northcutt. Itís great. How my hair? Is it okay? I hope this hat doesn't ruin it.

kastofsna
05-04-2007, 02:47 PM
you guys are blowing your wad over these pics. there's nothing gay about patting your friends' groins. i've seen all of my friends' penii. in fact, i bet i could pick them all out of a lineup just by looking at their joints. doesn't make me gay. just means we're really good friends. don't judge me

Honoring Earl 34
05-04-2007, 02:53 PM
you guys are blowing your wad over these pics. there's nothing gay about patting your friends' groins. i've seen all of my friends' penii. in fact, i bet i could pick them all out of a lineup just by looking at their joints. doesn't make me gay. just means we're really good friends. don't judge me

I bet you were really wanting Brady .

You probably were wanting the Dolphins to draft him also .

Second Honeymoon
05-04-2007, 02:56 PM
you guys are blowing your wad over these pics. there's nothing gay about patting your friends' groins. i've seen all of my friends' penii. in fact, i bet i could pick them all out of a lineup just by looking at their joints. doesn't make me gay. just means we're really good friends. don't judge me

lol. you get mad props for attempting to create your own plural form of the word penis with penii. doesn't everyone know the correct plural form of that word? :bat:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

HoustonFrog
05-04-2007, 02:57 PM
you guys are blowing your wad over these pics. there's nothing gay about patting your friends' groins. i've seen all of my friends' penii. in fact, i bet i could pick them all out of a lineup just by looking at their joints. doesn't make me gay. just means we're really good friends. don't judge me

Speechless. There is plenty gay about patting a friends groin. You just don't do it. I'd get punched. I also don't have my friend's cranks memorized. Really, I don't think many guys do.:shrug:

Second Honeymoon
05-04-2007, 03:03 PM
Speechless. There is plenty gay about patting a friends groin. You just don't do it. I'd get punched. I also don't have my friend's cranks memorized. Really, I don't think many guys do.:shrug:

i am thinking that kast was being sarcastic...just a hunch

HoustonFrog
05-04-2007, 03:16 PM
i am thinking that kast was being sarcastic...just a hunch

I figured he might be. I'm just still finding myself explaining the reasons why and laughing everytime I see the title of this thread.

Hervoyel
05-04-2007, 03:19 PM
I'm just glad the pictures stopped. If there had been any more of them a sword fight might have broken out and I'm just not interested in having to try and make the memory of that go away.

HOU-TEX
05-04-2007, 03:25 PM
you guys are blowing your wad over these pics. there's nothing gay about patting your friends' groins. i've seen all of my friends' penii. in fact, i bet i could pick them all out of a lineup just by looking at their joints. doesn't make me gay. just means we're really good friends. don't judge me

Welp, that totally changed my opinion of you. Every time I see a post from you it'll make me imagine you picking penis' out of a lineup. Appreciate it! Why someone would ever post something like that is beyond me.:panic:

Speechless. There is plenty gay about patting a friends groin. You just don't do it. I'd get punched. I also don't have my friend's cranks memorized. Really, I don't think many guys do.:shrug:

lol! Cranks? That's a new one to me.:user:

SheTexan
05-04-2007, 03:58 PM
If a FEMALE had started a thread like this in regard to a cheerleader's boobs, butt, or WHATEVER, it would have been deleted on the first page!!

BUT, guys are guys, and LOVE to talk about "packages" they WISH they had! Have FUN guys!!! You are providing me with a daily smile!!:blowakiss:

Texan_Bill
05-04-2007, 04:04 PM
Are you suggesting that if the pictures contained women touching each other in the nether regions, this thread would have been deleted...

Sorry She, I think you have that wrong. If it were women, this thread would be three times longer...

SheTexan
05-04-2007, 04:22 PM
Are you suggesting that if the pictures contained women touching each other in the nether regions, this thread would have been deleted...

Sorry She, I think you have that wrong. If it were women, this thread would be three times longer...

Your probably right Bill!!! I'm gonna be nice now, might get banned if I posted my TRUE thoughts!!:chicken:

ledzeppelin229
05-04-2007, 04:31 PM
College game- hit buddy in balls, laugh, run and cover balls when he gets up.

Brady Quinn game- gently caress other mens testicles while smiling for camera.

I'm no frat boy, but those aren't the same game. What about the pastel polo shirts, doesn't that throw up a red flag also?

I agree the posing for pictures is on another, closetbound level that I've never seen.

As for the shirts...they are more common these days than you might think. Metro is a common way of dressing.I'm not a bright color kind of person but a friend and her mom got me a pale green polo that I've worn to play golf in. (I also felt somewhat compelled to try it out since it was a birthday present from close friends)

Some guys have entire closets of shirts like that, although they could be waiting to come out as well. Of course now that I think about it, the main person I'm thinking of is also a male college cheerleader and some of his close friends...hmm.

Bad example.

MightyTExan
05-04-2007, 04:44 PM
Maybe it's an unpublished ad for Abercrombie & Fitch?

Texans_Chick
05-04-2007, 05:26 PM
You do realize that a 6 page thread about guys touching each other is evidence that the football season needed to start, oh, maybe about 2 weeks ago.

Just sayin'

:texflag:

Double Barrel
05-04-2007, 06:25 PM
I'm just glad the pictures stopped. If there had been any more of them a sword fight might have broken out and I'm just not interested in having to try and make the memory of that go away.

Ice pick to the eyes!! Ice pick to the eyes!! :eek:

If a FEMALE had started a thread like this in regard to a cheerleader's boobs, butt, or WHATEVER, it would have been deleted on the first page!!

Sooo...uhhh....do you need my e-mail addy? :spy:

Your probably right Bill!!! I'm gonna be nice now, might get banned if I posted my TRUE thoughts!!:chicken:

awwwe, c'mon now, SheTex. This ain't the old HT.com. You're not going to get banned if you keep the curse words out. You're too valuable to the forum! :howdy:

You gotta' understand, tho', that there are fundamental differences between female homosexuality and male homosexuality. I am sure you know those differences, so no need to elaborate. And while most guys find two girls together kinda' attractive, I have yet to find a female that finds anything appealing about checking out two men together. :shades:

PapaL
05-04-2007, 06:46 PM
Are you suggesting that if the pictures contained women touching each other in the nether regions, this thread would have been deleted...

Sorry She, I think you have that wrong. If it were women, this thread would be three times longer...

Aint that the truth!

(Where that thread at by the way?) LoL

Honoring Earl 34
05-04-2007, 06:57 PM
Are you suggesting that if the pictures contained women touching each other in the nether regions, this thread would have been deleted...

Sorry She, I think you have that wrong. If it were women, this thread would be three times longer...

If there's some research that needs to be done I volunteer to take the girls .

Bill the guys are yours , DB's , and whoever else's .

Trap_Star
05-04-2007, 07:24 PM
you guys are blowing your wad over these pics. there's nothing gay about patting your friends' groins. i've seen all of my friends' penii. in fact, i bet i could pick them all out of a lineup just by looking at their joints. doesn't make me gay. just means we're really good friends. don't judge me

1. i seriously hope you're kidding...
2. you're on your own on that one...
3. you guys are a little too friendly....

PapaL
05-04-2007, 07:31 PM
Hmmm.....


http://m1.2mdn.net/1137716/draft07_brady_300x250.jpg

Double Barrel
05-04-2007, 08:29 PM
Bill the guys are yours , DB's , and whoever else's .

hey now, let's not get emotional about it. :aikido:

hollywood_texan
05-05-2007, 03:44 AM
Hmmm.....


http://m1.2mdn.net/1137716/draft07_brady_300x250.jpg

Exactly, I was thinking the same thing. He endorses hummers!

This guy might as well :gun: .

By the way, I was at rehearsal tonight, and I never talk football with these guys, and I brought up Brady Quinn's name. They said, yeah, you mean the gay guy!

Just priceless....

Second Honeymoon
05-05-2007, 06:19 PM
Exactly, I was thinking the same thing. He endorses hummers!

This guy might as well :gun: .

By the way, I was at rehearsal tonight, and I never talk football with these guys, and I brought up Brady Quinn's name. They said, yeah, you mean the gay guy!

Just priceless....

simply wow. yeah, I saw the Hummer ad by Quinn. So is he giving Hummers away or just endorsing them? I would love to endorse Hummers myself but I don't think I would like giving them away.....

powerfuldragon
05-05-2007, 09:14 PM
what's weird is i've gotten more rep (both positive and negative) for this thread than any other. (excluding the build up your rep thread.)

mexican_texan
05-05-2007, 11:43 PM
Looks like Bret Harrison, if you ask me.

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper332/stills/7f4mqm05.jpg

NFLforher
05-12-2007, 12:00 AM
This is the best thread I have ever read. Seriously.

:laughjump: :laughjump: :laughjump:






There IS something wrong with that picture...so wrong.

ATX
05-12-2007, 11:32 AM
http://www.boifromtroy.com/wp-content/uscndcushingsamardzijaquinnzbikowski.jpg

This was from November of last year......way before the pics came out.

HARRYJ
05-12-2007, 12:07 PM
Is that real?

ATX
05-12-2007, 01:42 PM
Is that real?

Ran across it on the net

HARRYJ
05-12-2007, 04:39 PM
That's great!:user:

mexican_texan
05-12-2007, 05:57 PM
Ran across it on the net
...

Wolf
05-12-2007, 06:21 PM
I couldn't imagine how many more jokes would have been spread on the internet if the Packers had drafted Quinn

:)

Trap_Star
05-12-2007, 06:38 PM
http://www.boifromtroy.com/wp-content/uscndcushingsamardzijaquinnzbikowski.jpg

This was from November of last year......way before the pics came out.

Is that Samarjzia(sp?) wearing a USC jersey?....

PapaL
05-12-2007, 08:40 PM
I dont see this thread every going away. The fruitiness continues, thanks Marsha Brady Quinn.

ATX
05-12-2007, 09:51 PM
Being a QB is a gay man's dream. They get paid to have a guy bent over in front of them with their hands under their crotch.

mexican_texan
05-12-2007, 09:54 PM
I throw the red flag. That's not Quinn.

Maddict5
05-13-2007, 06:18 AM
I throw the red flag. That's not Quinn.

mexican texan is given a personal foul:

unboardsman behaviour- sticking up for brady quinn and questioning a perfectly harmless joke on him....15 rep point penalty