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Lauren
04-21-2007, 11:41 AM
Harry dared me. Sorry, honey.

Anyone else have some? I don't want to be the only evil one. I have to keep up this "nice girl" thing at least until after we are married.

Lauren
04-21-2007, 11:43 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance1.jpg

DiapHer
04-21-2007, 11:46 AM
:perfect10: :perfect10: :perfect10: :perfect10: :perfect10:



LMAO she did it...but I would get in trouble if I posted mine:juggle:

Yankee_In_TX
04-21-2007, 11:49 AM
I have never seen these before :doot: :wild:

Notice, he is representing the Texans in those pictures.

TEXANS84
04-21-2007, 11:49 AM
You know, I can move this thread somewhere else.

This is so wrong on so many levels.

HARRYJ
04-21-2007, 11:51 AM
You know, I can move this thread somewhere else.

This is so wrong on so many levels.

No need for heavy handed moderation! What else ya got? LOL!

TEXANS84
04-21-2007, 11:53 AM
No need for heavy handed moderation! What else ya got? LOL!

She will be moderated "off site".

Lauren
04-21-2007, 11:55 AM
This is his head Photoshopped onto a mariachi. We used it for a fiesta birthday party. Then we turned it into a shirt for my brother.

I don't know what's funnier...the fact that Dante wanted to make a shirt out of it, or that my brother actually wears it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteShirt2.jpg

Lauren
04-21-2007, 11:55 AM
She will be moderated "off site".
Ooooh, I like the sound of that.

TEXANS84
04-21-2007, 11:58 AM
Time for me to bust out the embarrasing pics...

Lauren
04-21-2007, 12:00 PM
Time for me to bust out the embarrasing pics...
You don't have any that are PG enough to post. :splits:

HARRYJ
04-21-2007, 12:00 PM
She will be moderated "off site".


I'm confused! I've been moderated before. Are we still talking the same thing?:rolleyes:

HARRYJ
04-21-2007, 12:03 PM
On a side note, I wish there were more girls here in New Jersey that couldn't resist a dare!:shades:

76Texan
04-21-2007, 12:10 PM
On a side note, I wish there were more girls here in New Jersey that couldn't resist a dare!:shades:maybe you haven't dare any girl for a while now? :bored: :joker:

Texans_Chick
04-21-2007, 12:15 PM
I didn't know that they allowed dudes to participate in the Texans cheerleader tryouts.

Nice jazz hands. :cool:

Lauren
04-21-2007, 12:17 PM
He made the squad. They kicked him out when he refused to shave his legs.

HARRYJ
04-21-2007, 12:23 PM
He made the squad. They kicked him out when he refused to shave his legs.

I just wanna know how long it took him to make the decision!:shades:

Double Barrel
04-21-2007, 03:28 PM
aaaaaah, my eyes, my eyes!! :shocked

Tedc
04-21-2007, 09:15 PM
Was it St. Patty's day???


What is with the color of his shorts?

shinerbock_girl
04-21-2007, 09:34 PM
Never underestimate the power of a Woman!!!!!! You go girl!!!!!!

SheTexan
04-22-2007, 05:36 AM
Way to go Lauren!!! LOVE the pics!!

Tedc
04-22-2007, 09:19 AM
Time for me to bust out the embarrasing pics...



Still waiting....:bat:

Tedc
04-22-2007, 09:51 AM
Hey neighbor, what did you do to Dante's sausage in that avatar?

And is that a battery next to it? If it is, I need to tell you it doesn't work that way.:user:


I posted this on the wrong thread.

Bradster592
04-22-2007, 10:04 AM
Oh good grief.

These pics, especially the shirt, well, I....................:gun:

FILO_girl
04-22-2007, 10:45 AM
Hahhahahahahhhaahahahaaahhhaaa. :user:

Love the NFL sombrero too. :texflag:

Like Lauren....all blackmail pics on either side at the FILO homestead would get us banned for life. :redface:

I sometimes wondered what the reaction of the film processer was *back in the day* when I took a roll of film in. :heat:

LonghornBabe
04-22-2007, 05:39 PM
Love those pics Lauren!! :)

Lauren
04-22-2007, 10:16 PM
I posted this on the wrong thread.
Teehee...that pic was taken at the Cowboys tailgate a couple of years ago. :D The sausage just happened to fall next to the battery and we thought it was the funniest thing ever.

Dante's sausage is safe. For now.

sakebomb
04-22-2007, 11:07 PM
The second one looks like some sort of Flashdance move. Very nice!

Texan_Bill
04-23-2007, 08:36 AM
Did Sake just make a "Flashdance" reference? :gun:

BigWig
04-23-2007, 09:05 AM
Awesome, now we know just how big of a geek he really is!
Too bad I dont have the one from the Girls game when he was sooooooooooooo hungover and wearing sandals walking in puddles of freezing water, that was a classic look!
By the way I hope those were shot in ahotel room or y'all better get a new decorator before the wedding!

TEXANS84
04-23-2007, 09:27 AM
Too bad I dont have the one from the Girls game when he was sooooooooooooo hungover and wearing sandals walking in puddles of freezing water, that was a classic look!
By the way I hope those were shot in ahotel room or y'all better get a new decorator before the wedding!

#1- I was completely hungover for that game, and on Monday I was sick because of the sandals in cold water.

#2- That was a hotel room in Chicago, thank you very much.

Why can't this thread just die?

Texan_Bill
04-23-2007, 11:12 AM
Why can't this thread just die?

Because - we won't let it!!! :shades: lol...

TD
04-23-2007, 11:29 AM
It was driving me crazy where I'd seen that face before. I think I found it.

http://www.rock1045.com/image/DbGraphic/200502/87741.jpg


Any other John Boy & Billy fans here?

BigWig
04-23-2007, 03:00 PM
It was driving me crazy where I'd seen that face before. I think I found it.

http://www.rock1045.com/image/DbGraphic/200502/87741.jpg


Any other John Boy & Billy fans here?
At first I thought you were talking about Dante's face, whom this thread was started for, then it hit meyou meant the avatar. That dude was in Robo Cop too!

TD
04-23-2007, 03:12 PM
Funny....I meant Dante's face. Maybe I'm the only one that sees it.

TEXANS84
04-23-2007, 03:13 PM
Tom, let the thread die. Please.

Anyone else want to post after me gets a lifetime ban.


j/k.

Yankee_In_TX
04-23-2007, 05:34 PM
Tom, let the thread die. Please.

Anyone else want to post after me gets a lifetime ban.


j/k.

*trolling*

TEXANS84
04-23-2007, 05:37 PM
*trolling*

*Bans Yankee and then fights him at draft party with dance moves in pictures listed above*

Lauren
04-23-2007, 06:19 PM
Now that's one thing that the Platinum tailgates have been missing.

Dance offs! It could be like the "Beat It" video.

Tedc
04-23-2007, 06:31 PM
It keeps going, and going, and going.......

Yankee_In_TX
04-23-2007, 06:31 PM
Now that's one thing that the Platinum tailgates have been missing.

Dance offs! It could be like the "Beat It" video.

Does anyone really want to see a bunch of white rhythmless guys dancing? I mean, I'm so white, I need this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HiuCaaQhxg

Tedc
04-23-2007, 06:33 PM
I am actually waiting on Lauren's embarrassing pics. :heart:

TEXANS84
04-23-2007, 06:37 PM
I am actually waiting on Lauren's embarrassing pics. :heart:

I am actually weighing the satisfaction of posting the pictures to time spent on couch.

Tedc
04-23-2007, 06:38 PM
I have the same boxers. LMAO!!

You probably look better in them.


Post a pic and we will vote.

Tedc
04-23-2007, 06:39 PM
I am actually weighing the satisfaction of posting the pictures to time spent on couch.

Worth every minute.

Yankee_In_TX
04-23-2007, 06:39 PM
I am actually weighing the satisfaction of posting the pictures to time spent on couch.

We know who runs your house....

(Dante, after threatening to post pics of Lauren)
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/109/935058_20070419_screen008.jpg

Tedc
04-23-2007, 06:42 PM
......or who wears the pants in his house.


According to the pics, it is not him.

Lauren
04-23-2007, 08:09 PM
......or who wears the pants in his house.


According to the pics, it is not him.
Ahahahhaha!! What can I say? The man spends a lot of time in his boxers. It's like "I'm home, pants off".

Or, in that case it was "I'm in a hotel, her grandpa and uncle are sleeping in the next room, pants off".

Yankee_In_TX
04-23-2007, 08:10 PM
I know exactly what you are talking about, in the center of the vendors displays. Yeah, they were pretty hot and enjoyed lubing people up.

Race was great. I'm always a huge fan of the ALMS series because I used to be a Porsche Driving Instructor for the novice/intermediate/expert/and GT2 classes. So seeing the Flying Lizard team out there brought back memories from back in the day when I used to be a badass.

Was that before these pictures?

Yankee_In_TX
04-23-2007, 08:12 PM
Does anyone really want to see a bunch of white rhythmless guys dancing? I mean, I'm so white, I need this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HiuCaaQhxg

I know I'm 10 years late on this, but it's funny!!!!!!

Lauren
04-23-2007, 08:14 PM
I know I'm 10 years late on this, but it's funny!!!!!!
OMG Please dance like that at our wedding.

TEXANS84
04-23-2007, 08:15 PM
Ahahahhaha!! What can I say? The man spends a lot of time in his boxers. It's like "I'm home, pants off".


Right now:

BMW work shirt.
Boxers
black socks.

Oh yeah.

Lauren
04-23-2007, 08:16 PM
Right now:

BMW work shirt.
Boxers
black socks.

Oh yeah.
I'm the luckiest girl in the whole wide world. There's nothing sexier than a man in boxers and black socks.

*sigh*

V Man
04-23-2007, 08:16 PM
It is always nice to get face to go with some of the posters that I read so often, but that isn't exactly the image that I was wanting. :wacko:

Yankee_In_TX
04-23-2007, 10:48 PM
OMG Please dance like that at our wedding.

If I'm drunk enough to dance, my bare butt is likely to follow. Does that mean we're invited...?

Lauren
04-24-2007, 12:45 AM
If I'm drunk enough to dance, my bare butt is likely to follow. Does that mean we're invited...?
Uh, was there any question?

Tedc
04-24-2007, 06:56 AM
Man, we are going on (4) pages of this and Dante really wants this thread to die. Everytime I look, the thread is at the top. We really need to stop this. It just might embarrass him.:elmo:

BigWig
04-24-2007, 08:23 AM
I'm the luckiest girl in the whole wide world. There's nothing sexier than a man in boxers and black socks.

*sigh*

Black socks= fashion citation!:stooges:

Texan_Bill
04-24-2007, 08:50 AM
......or who wears the pants in his house.


According to the pics, it is not him.


Dante wears the pants in the house...... Lauren just tells him how and which pants to wear.....

Kaiser Toro
04-24-2007, 09:05 AM
I know Sparky Polastri, and Dante you are no Sparky Polastri. Sir, put down the Spirit Fingers and step away from the Texans Hat. :)

http://www.fandomlife.net/fln/images/content/biopol.jpg

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2000_Bring_It_On/Thumb/2000_Bring_It_On_414.jpg

Lauren
04-24-2007, 11:28 AM
I know Sparky Polastri, and Dante you are no Sparky Polastri. Sir, put down the Spirit Fingers and step away from the Texans Hat. :)

http://www.fandomlife.net/fln/images/content/biopol.jpg

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2000_Bring_It_On/Thumb/2000_Bring_It_On_414.jpg
He's been peddling that routine up the California coast!

ledzeppelin229
04-24-2007, 12:20 PM
This thread is like car accidents on a Houston freeway. There are elements of misfortune and entertainment that just can't be looked away from.

Texan_Bill
04-24-2007, 03:10 PM
Does anyone really want to see a bunch of white rhythmless guys dancing? I mean, I'm so white, I need this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HiuCaaQhxg

LMAO.... "The Honkey Hump".....

Tedc
04-24-2007, 04:02 PM
LMAO.... "The Honkey Hump".....

That is so wrong in so many ways.

This thread is about Dante and his embarrassing mo............oh, I gottcha...................NEVERMIND!

Come to think of it, it may not be so wrong.:user:

Lauren
04-25-2007, 09:34 PM
True story. Boy, I wish I had a camera phone on Sunday. Grocery store. Man and wife shopping.

Her: jeans, polo shirt, Nike's
Him: polo shirt, plaid shorts, black socks, dress shoes.

Swear to God.

This thread ain't going anywhere, Dante. LOL
Oh, God. I would have said something.

powerfuldragon
04-25-2007, 09:55 PM
wtf is wrong with black socks? sometimes, a man needs to wear black socks. period, end of discussion.

TEXANS84
04-25-2007, 10:05 PM
wtf is wrong with black socks? sometimes, a man needs to wear black socks. period, end of discussion.

Rep!

Lauren
04-25-2007, 10:23 PM
wtf is wrong with black socks? sometimes, a man needs to wear black socks. period, end of discussion.
Black socks are fine when they are appropriately used.

Shorts + black sock = turn off.

TEXANS84
04-25-2007, 10:26 PM
Black socks are fine when they are appropriately used.

Shorts + black sock = turn off.

Yeah, home IS appropriatley used.

Shorts + black socks= my comfort zone.

powerfuldragon
04-25-2007, 10:35 PM
Shorts + black socks

all you need beyond that is beer, sports, meat, and woman.

Lauren
04-25-2007, 10:50 PM
He has those. In that order.

powerfuldragon
04-25-2007, 11:31 PM
Listen... If i'm tired as hell from a long day of work, and i was wearing black socks there, and i come home and throw on some shorts, i'm not changing my damned socks just because it's not aesthetically sound. after long days of doing man things like winning loaves of bread and carrying loads of bacon home, we don't give half a turd about whether or not socks match, because honestly, if you're judging, thats your problem.

mexican_texan
04-25-2007, 11:34 PM
I feel really young reading this thread.

mexican_texan
04-25-2007, 11:35 PM
Listen... If i'm tired as hell from a long day of work, and i was wearing black socks there, and i come home and throw on some shorts, i'm not changing my damned socks just because it's not aesthetically sound. after long days of doing man things like winning loaves of bread and carrying loads of bacon home, we don't give half a turd about whether or not socks match, because honestly, if you're judging, thats your problem.
QFT

I wear my soccer socks as much as possible...they're really comfortable...I even went to church with them on once.

Yankee_In_TX
04-25-2007, 11:39 PM
Maybe it's because I buy my black socks at Target. Maybe I have fat feet. Those suckers are tight! I can't wait to get them off and allow blood to flow to my toes again.

mexican_texan
04-25-2007, 11:58 PM
Wear them at home, PD. It's just that I will NOT go grocery shopping with you if you have on the black socks and dress shoes with your boxers. End of discussion.

I don't think MT has wrapped his head around this entire black sock thing.
If no one's getting married, I'm not wearing a tie. End of story.

ledzeppelin229
04-26-2007, 12:24 AM
Exactly. If Dante ever tried the grocery store thusly attired, he must be regaled to the car.

84, this is your way out from ever going mall shopping again. However, you must use it sparingly when it comes to other places...or she will catch on.

BigWig
04-26-2007, 08:31 AM
Black sox +sandals = :gun: :wacko: :bomb:

Texan_Bill
04-26-2007, 09:30 AM
Whats wrong with black socks and sandals?? Thats my Saturday errand running combo.....

In fact, I will sporting the black socks and sandals this Saturday at the Draft Party!!

Yankee_In_TX
04-26-2007, 10:27 AM
Black sox +sandals = :gun: :wacko: :bomb:

socks + sandals = Bill + single
:stirpot:

TEXANS84
04-26-2007, 10:28 AM
84, this is your way out from ever going mall shopping again. However, you must use it sparingly when it comes to other places...or she will catch on.

You should have PM'd me. The secret's out.

Texan_Bill
04-26-2007, 10:41 AM
socks + sandals = Bill + single
:stirpot:

Crap!!.... Thats what I have been doing wrong. Thanks for the insight... I may sport the red socks and sandals for Saturday for a more "sporty" look.

Lauren
04-26-2007, 10:46 AM
after long days of doing man things like winning loaves of bread and carrying loads of bacon home,

*dies*

That was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Thank you.

Tedc
04-26-2007, 11:53 AM
*dies*

That was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Thank you.

My wife brings home the bacon and I fry it up in the pan but I don't do it in black socks and green boxers.


Note to self: Don't cook bacon in the nude anymore.

DiapHer
04-26-2007, 12:05 PM
My wife brings home the bacon and I fry it up in the pan but I don't do it in black socks and green boxers.


Note to self: Don't cook bacon in the nude anymore.


or Ted might end up like Lauren's avatar!!!

Tedc
04-26-2007, 12:06 PM
or Ted might end up like Lauren's avatar!!!

I still don't understand where the battery goes.

DiapHer
04-26-2007, 12:16 PM
That's the part that must have broken off!!!

Texan_Bill
04-26-2007, 01:12 PM
Note to self: Don't cook bacon in the nude anymore.

Very important safety tip... Thanks Ted. Although when I used to cook in the nude, I would still wear my black socks.

Tedc
04-26-2007, 01:40 PM
Very important safety tip... Thanks Ted. Although when I used to cook in the nude, I would still wear my black socks.


Barbarian!!

HARRYJ
04-26-2007, 01:45 PM
Very important safety tip... Thanks Ted. Although when I used to cook in the nude, I would still wear my black socks.

Oh Lord, if you are listening, please remove this nasty image from my mind! I promise to be a better person but I just can't go on anymore after this. Please Lord.:yikes:

Tedc
04-26-2007, 01:54 PM
You have been watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, "Cooking in the Raw", on "E" TV.


Up next, "Dante's Embarrassing Photos".

Yankee_In_TX
04-26-2007, 02:06 PM
Very important safety tip... Thanks Ted. Although when I used to cook in the nude, I would still wear my black socks.

:tearing eyes out:

Texan_Bill
04-26-2007, 02:08 PM
Oh Lord, if you are listening, please remove this nasty image from my mind! I promise to be a better person but I just can't go on anymore after this. Please Lord.:yikes:

This coming from the dental floss guy.....

Texan_Bill
04-26-2007, 02:12 PM
You have been watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, "Cooking in the Raw", on "E" TV.


Up next, "Dante's Embarrassing Photos".

:headbang:

TEXANS84
04-26-2007, 03:47 PM
Die thread DIE!

Specnatz
04-26-2007, 03:56 PM
This is just freakin hilarious. Y'all are freakin nuts, but that is not a bad thing.

powerfuldragon
04-26-2007, 04:18 PM
Die thread DIE!
i tried, but i think i just made it worse...
sorry.

TEXANS84
04-26-2007, 04:28 PM
i tried, but i think i just made it worse...
sorry.

No, no...don't feel bad. Black sock wearers (after hours) need to stick together. You did your justice, appropriatley so.

SheTexan
04-26-2007, 04:37 PM
Well personally!! I like black sock wearers, with or without sandals, black shoes with shorts, red socks with brown shoes, flip flops, green undies of ANY kind, long silky ponytails, tight butts sitting on a Harley, black leather jackets, bean dip and chips sitting on top a solid round belly laid back in a comfy recliner, watching a TEXAN game!:) D*mn!! Where's my sugardaddy????????!!!:fans:

Texans_Chick
04-26-2007, 04:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance1.jpg

Just trying to keep this thread back on topic. :splits:

Yankee_In_TX
04-26-2007, 05:45 PM
I'll be damned, he DOESN'T have black socks on...

powerfuldragon
04-26-2007, 05:46 PM
I'll be damned, he DOESN'T have black socks on...

exactly what i was thinking.

TEXANS84
04-26-2007, 06:19 PM
I do however, have a "big head":

http://www.texansbullpen.com/06photogallery/Season/2006-09-10-Philadelphia-Houston/Fans/DSC_0038.JPG

76Texan
04-26-2007, 06:21 PM
I do however, have a big head:

http://www.texansbullpen.com/06photogallery/Season/2006-09-10-Philadelphia-Houston/Fans/DSC_0038.JPG

Now that is a big head. :doot:

Lauren
04-26-2007, 07:45 PM
And once again, (just to make it VERY clear) that is NOT OUR HOME.

HARRYJ
04-26-2007, 08:22 PM
Well personally!! I like black sock wearers, with or without sandals, black shoes with shorts, red socks with brown shoes, flip flops, green undies of ANY kind, long silky ponytails, tight butts sitting on a Harley, black leather jackets, bean dip and chips sitting on top a solid round belly laid back in a comfy recliner, watching a TEXAN game!:) D*mn!! Where's my sugardaddy????????!!!:fans:

I'm still in Jersey, sweetie!:shades:

SheTexan
04-26-2007, 08:32 PM
I've made up my mind. Instead of pickup shopping I'm going Harley shopping. THEN, I'm headin to NJ!!!! My dream, in my younger days, was to go cross country on a Harley, NO KIDDIN!! WHY should I give up that dream! You're only as young as you feel! Just look at the above pics and ask Dante!:)

mexican_texan
04-26-2007, 09:44 PM
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/86AW11/Fatguybump.gif

Specnatz
04-26-2007, 09:49 PM
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/86AW11/Fatguybump.gif

that is just not right.

Lauren
04-27-2007, 12:32 AM
That bump thing is cracking me up. It doesn't end.

Elle, that hotel was beautiful...aside from the rooms. If I can toot my own horn, our house is hot.

mexican_texan
04-27-2007, 12:35 AM
That bump thing is cracking me up. It doesn't end.

Elle, that hotel was beautiful...aside from the rooms. If I can toot my own horn, our house is hot.
I get an eerie sense that you two met like that.

TEXANS84
04-27-2007, 12:36 AM
I get an eerie sense that you two met like that.

Ok, no gut that size. End of story.

Lauren
04-27-2007, 12:55 AM
I get an eerie sense that you two met like that.
Nope. He HATED me when we first met. And it was actually on a bus LOL. A party bus for a mutual friend's bday.

mexican_texan
04-27-2007, 01:22 AM
I'm with you, Lauren. I can't wait to see it. But, you have to agree...the striped chair leaves much to be desired.

Oh, I just contacted Michael to find a way to work this black sock thing into our sigs or next to our names. We've gone this far with it. We have to keep it as a mantra until pre-season is over. It's just too damned funny.

You started it, Big Mike and Vinny will find a way to add it to those of us who have been harpies on it. Dante will be immortalized by it. LOL

Cheers! *clink*

Ok, no gut that size. End of story.
I would have helped you out, but that avatar isn't helping your case.

mexican_texan
04-27-2007, 01:27 AM
Die thread DIE!
http://darkestspiral.greentinted.com/temp/wahmbulance.jpg

BigWig
04-27-2007, 08:51 AM
Isnt that Charlie Sheen in the bump scene?
Dante your still a geek no matter how you try to defend yourself, but a geek that is liked by all, as I roll over laughing again at your poses.
No wonder they say white men cant dance, good thing I was born a funky white boy or my 5 string basses would just sit at home and become a keybaord so I could play some disco music and make some moves like your John Revolting style in those photos.
You better hide the camera from now on or Lauren will be framing you for life, no marriage pun intended but, remember to take the camera away from her on your honeymoon or else!:pirate:

TEXANS84
04-27-2007, 09:21 AM
remember to take the camera away from her on your honeymoon or else!:pirate:

No, I want a picture of myself passed out naked on the beach with a bottle of tequila in one hand, a sombrero covering the family jewels, and one black sock on.

Texan_Bill
04-27-2007, 10:20 AM
Well personally!! I like black sock wearers, with or without sandals, black shoes with shorts, red socks with brown shoes, flip flops, green undies of ANY kind, long silky ponytails, tight butts sitting on a Harley, black leather jackets, bean dip and chips sitting on top a solid round belly laid back in a comfy recliner, watching a TEXAN game!:) D*mn!! Where's my sugardaddy????????!!!:fans:

Here I am She............

See there Elle, chicks dig me with black or red socks!!

HARRYJ
04-27-2007, 01:54 PM
Here I am She............

See there Elle, chicks dig me with black or red socks!!

She has already stated that She is heading to Jersey! Sorry!:bat:

Texan_Bill
04-27-2007, 02:11 PM
She has already stated that She is heading to Jersey! Sorry!:bat:

I bet I could change her mind... I much younger and better lookin'!

Texan_Bill
04-27-2007, 02:12 PM
It's all good, Bill. I've just always gotten a laugh out of the men in shorts and black socks. These days, kids wear colored socks all the time, so it's fashion now. Still the old guy last weekend cracked me up. Everything he had on was black, so he matched. But, it was still a sight.

What are the odds that there will be a pic of Dante as he described from the honeymoon? I'm betting pretty high. LOL

YUP... I bet they are too...

TEXANS84
04-27-2007, 02:30 PM
http://darkestspiral.greentinted.com/temp/wahmbulance.jpg

Cardinal rule of message board posting:

You cannot use another man's glory against him (Ie- stealing this picture from me in the Jazz/Rockets thread).

DiapHer
04-27-2007, 02:36 PM
Could I scare you 84 if I used picture+pig in the same line? :devilpig:

TEXANS84
04-27-2007, 03:18 PM
Could I scare you 84 if I used picture+pig in the same line? :devilpig:

I am still confused??

DiapHer
04-27-2007, 03:23 PM
Think awhile back when I had something named after SheTex that my kids show at fair...but they now might have one name Texan84?

TEXANS84
04-27-2007, 03:26 PM
Think awhile back when I had something named after SheTex that my kids show at fair...but they now might have one name Texan84?

You better not be mutilating another pig with my name.

Crazy Nebraskan's

DiapHer
04-27-2007, 03:30 PM
Do you remember SheTex's photo/chop that Worgl helped with?

Tedc
04-27-2007, 03:32 PM
Do you remember SheTex's photo/chop that Worgl helped with?

I still have it. Do you think you can get one made with Dante?:devilpig:

HARRYJ
04-27-2007, 03:34 PM
Do you remember SheTex's photo/chop that Worgl helped with?

Did you ever post that at HARRY'S?

HARRYJ
04-27-2007, 03:34 PM
Nevermind, tedc's on the job!

DiapHer
04-27-2007, 03:34 PM
Send it to me I had it saved in my PM's at the old TT!!! Thank the lord Tedc!!!!

Tedc
04-27-2007, 03:45 PM
I save everyone's embarrassing photos.

I one of a woman tailgater getting ridden by a cowboy in spurs......

some woman we used to tailgate with as a witch.....

some woman from out of state getting groped, several times...

another woman ovioiusly not praying......:bat:

SheTexan
04-27-2007, 04:19 PM
I think it would be VERY wise to let that pic DIE!!

Tedc
04-27-2007, 04:23 PM
I think it would be VERY wise to let that pic DIE!!

Blackmail time!:bat:


Check your PM.

DiapHer
04-27-2007, 04:34 PM
...some guy that is married getting kissed :bat:

Texan_Bill
04-27-2007, 05:02 PM
Rock On Dude!!!!

Lauren
04-27-2007, 06:14 PM
...some guy that is married getting kissed :bat:
Oooooh, I wanna see! Then maybe he'll finally get off my back for the 90 year old man that kissed me at Mardi Gras.

76Texan
04-27-2007, 06:15 PM
Blackmail time!:bat:


Check your PM.

ya now famous She! :doot: :devilpig:
I just google Shetex and it appears! :whip: :whip:

SheTexan
04-27-2007, 06:25 PM
ya now famous She! :doot: :devilpig:
I just google Shetex and it appears! :whip: :whip:


:mad: :hairpull:

Tedc
04-27-2007, 06:27 PM
ya now famous She! :doot: :devilpig:
I just google Shetex and it appears! :whip: :whip:

Well that pic is not there.

The only pic that is her is the pregnant one.:tomato:

SheTexan
04-27-2007, 06:38 PM
GOOD GAWD!!!!! No, SheTex is NOT me! BUT, I just googled SheTexan! I had NO idea stuff you write on this MB comes up on google!!!!! That's INSANE!!

BUT, nice to know SHETEXAN is legendary!!:doot: Whatever that means!:texflag:

76Texan
04-27-2007, 06:43 PM
I can put it there! :doot:

just kidding She.

:devilpig:

Bradster592
04-28-2007, 06:44 AM
And once again, (just to make it VERY clear) that is NOT OUR HOME.

Thank God! I've read the entire thread praying you would post a denial!

And for the record, Black Socks+Sandals=GERMAN high fashion! :thumbdown :goodnight

Tedc
04-30-2007, 07:45 AM
I am just glad Dante was'nt wearing tighty whiteys!



In other words, BUMP for the never ending embarrassment of Dante.

TEXANS84
04-30-2007, 08:34 AM
Thanks ted.

BigWig
04-30-2007, 08:38 AM
I am just glad Dante was'nt wearing tighty whiteys!



In other words, BUMP for the never ending embarrassment of Dante.

Whats wrong with whiteys? as long as Dante is not wearing them!:shades:

Texan_Bill
04-30-2007, 08:42 AM
^^^^BUMP^^^^^ For the thread that won't die...

Besides, whats wrong with tighty whiteys?, as long as you have your black socks and sandals rocking!!!

Texans_Chick
04-30-2007, 10:32 AM
I am just glad Dante was'nt wearing tighty whiteys!



In other words, BUMP for the never ending embarrassment of Dante.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance1.jpg


Yup, just to make sure and not to create any further embarrassment, there are no tighty whities in these pictures. Dancing around in tighty whities is wrong:

http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/images/2006/03/tom_cruise_risky_business.jpg

Lauren
04-30-2007, 10:37 AM
Tighty whities = Scientology.

Bradster592
04-30-2007, 10:40 AM
The 'Jazz-Hands' alone are worth a :redtowel: ....Bump!

DiapHer
04-30-2007, 11:24 AM
Caught a glimpse of Dante this weekend at the Republican Convention!!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/06/10/us/10blogs190.2.jpg

DiapHer
04-30-2007, 12:04 PM
nevermind

Texan_Bill
04-30-2007, 01:31 PM
Did the mods delete Diapher's funny picture?

76Texan
04-30-2007, 04:47 PM
Did the mods delete Diapher's funny picture?

are there more :devilpig: :whip:

BigWig
04-30-2007, 05:02 PM
Still going , and going........:fans:

Texan_Bill
04-30-2007, 05:52 PM
are there more :devilpig: :whip:

Well the one she had posted, was some magazine cover with the former ruler of Iraq in his tighty whiteys and had Dantes head photo chopped on it..

DiapHer
04-30-2007, 07:40 PM
Did the mods delete Diapher's funny picture?

No!!!

Lauren
04-30-2007, 07:53 PM
Caught a glimpse of Dante this weekend at the Republican Convention!!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/06/10/us/10blogs190.2.jpg
Don't ever call him the naughty R word! ;)

76Texan
04-30-2007, 08:14 PM
Well the one she had posted, was some magazine cover with the former ruler of Iraq in his tighty whiteys and had Dantes head photo chopped on it..
did dantes complain?

TEXANS84
04-30-2007, 08:48 PM
did dantes complain?

Never saw it.

Lauren
04-30-2007, 10:22 PM
did dantes complain?
Boys that complain only get 3 of the 18 cupcakes I just made.

Texan_Bill
05-01-2007, 09:06 AM
Never saw it.

Actually you would have laughed. It was pretty funny....

-OR- I thought this thread was losing a little momentum, so I figured this would be a way to get it bumped...

76Texan
05-01-2007, 04:36 PM
Actually you would have laughed. It was pretty funny....

-OR- I thought this thread was losing a little momentum, so I figured this would be a way to get it bumped...

BUMP*

Lauren
05-02-2007, 12:45 AM
Actually you would have laughed. It was pretty funny....

-OR- I thought this thread was losing a little momentum, so I figured this would be a way to get it bumped...
He has a great sense of humor. Probably would have laughed...just like he laughs at home about me posting these pics. :D <-- that's for real, he thinks it's hysterical (even though he plays like he doesn't).

76Texan
05-02-2007, 02:17 AM
He has a great sense of humor. Probably would have laughed...just like he laughs at home about me posting these pics. :D <-- that's for real, he thinks it's hysterical (even though he plays like he doesn't).

exhibitionist! :whip: :wild:

BigWig
05-02-2007, 08:59 AM
He has a great sense of humor. Probably would have laughed...just like he laughs at home about me posting these pics. :D <-- that's for real, he thinks it's hysterical (even though he plays like he doesn't).

So the truth comes out, after 9 pages on this thread.
Dante is full of himself, jk!:stirpot:
Still going!

TEXANS84
05-02-2007, 09:29 AM
No, not so much the dancing pictures. I don't know what she's talking about.

I just look at this thread and shake my head that it's on 9 pages and WONT DIE!

Texan_Bill
05-02-2007, 09:45 AM
Dante in the tighty whiteys that Diapher originally posted (but 'someone' deleted)...

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dante.jpg

How Diapher got pics of Dante in his underwear, I have no idea........

TEXANS84
05-02-2007, 11:10 AM
Dante in the tighty whiteys that Diapher originally posted (but 'someone' deleted)...

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dante.jpg

How Diapher got pics of Dante in his underwear, I have no idea........


I'd rather go commando that wear tighty whiteys.

Lauren
05-02-2007, 11:28 AM
LOL That pic is hysterical! He even has a sexy rash on his chest.

Texan_Bill
05-02-2007, 11:34 AM
I'd rather go commando that wear tighty whiteys.

Commando................................. with black socks!! Thats how I roll!! lol!

Specnatz
05-02-2007, 11:38 AM
Commando................................. with black socks!! Thats how I roll!! lol!

Too Much Info. :secret:

Mr. White
05-02-2007, 12:28 PM
Wow. Not only will this thread not die.....it's moving at a rate that rivals the Moulds thread.

TEXANS84
05-02-2007, 02:13 PM
Wow. Not only will this thread not die.....it's moving at a rate that rivals the Moulds thread.

I believe the Orlando Pace thread was the largest thread.

DiapHer
05-02-2007, 02:27 PM
That gives us something to shoot for then!! :devilpig:

76Texan
05-02-2007, 02:40 PM
going and going and going :devilpig:

Texan_Bill
05-02-2007, 02:45 PM
http://www.viewfrommywindow.net/archives/SGKEnergizerBunny_img.jpg

V Man
05-02-2007, 03:59 PM
going and going and going :devilpig:

Like the burn in my mind from the mental picture of 84 going commando and wearing black socks.............Oh the pain, make it stop!!!!!

Tedc
05-02-2007, 06:03 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dante.jpg

How Diapher got pics of Dante in his underwear, I have no idea........

You are not giving her nearly enough credit.:whip:

HARRYJ
05-02-2007, 06:14 PM
Should we all be worried?:bat:

BigWig
05-03-2007, 08:54 AM
I just wanted to add my :twocents: :woot2:

Lauren
05-03-2007, 09:30 AM
The most disturbing part of that pic is that he doesn't have a neck. Or the length of the undies.

Or all of it. Yep. It's all disturbing.

powerfuldragon
05-03-2007, 09:48 AM
Undies? i thought that was a parachute.

TEXANS84
05-03-2007, 09:58 AM
I can't pull that picture up at work for some reason, forgot to look at it last night from home.

And thanks to all the people that keep this disturbing thread going. I can't WAIT to see you guys in person.

DiapHer
05-03-2007, 10:11 AM
I could send it to you at work if you are missing it so much!!!:mail:

TEXANS84
05-03-2007, 11:40 AM
I could send it to you at work if you are missing it so much!!!:mail:

Oh, you're in trouble.

Bradster592
05-03-2007, 01:25 PM
I can't pull that picture up at work for some reason, forgot to look at it last night from home.

And thanks to all the people that keep this disturbing thread going. I can't WAIT to see you guys in person.

Very unlikely,

Soooooooooo....BUMP!!:doot:

HARRYJ
05-03-2007, 01:32 PM
You never know, we might meet some day! You crazy Brits might decide to attack again some day!:user:

Bradster592
05-03-2007, 02:09 PM
Awesome! When we've spanked you, I'll take Angelina as a trophy and rename Reliant Stadium as 'Brad's Gaff'! The food stands will serve only Scotch Pies, Bovril and Lager...............

Women under 12 stone will have to wear 4' heels and halter tops by law, Liberals will be executed and France nuked.....*dreams*!

Bradster for Presidente for life!! :doot:

Texan_Bill
05-03-2007, 02:21 PM
Bradster, you and your Brit mates wouldn't know what to do you show up here and the likes of TEXANS84 are ready to take y'all on in his socks and underwear...

Fear the tighty whiteys and socks!!

:bat: :cowboy1: :superman:

Bradster592
05-03-2007, 02:28 PM
Bradster, you and your Brit mates wouldn't know what to do you show up here and the likes of TEXANS84 are ready to take y'all on in his socks and underwear...

Fear the tighty whiteys and socks!!

:bat: :cowboy1: :superman:

Very true,

I would definitely file dealing with an irate Dante in his 'German trapping gear' under 'above and beyond'....:wild:

Don't even get me started on the 'Jazz-hands'!!:doot:

Specnatz
05-03-2007, 02:47 PM
Bradster, you and your Brit mates wouldn't know what to do you show up here and the likes of TEXANS84 are ready to take y'all on in his socks and underwear...

Fear the tighty whiteys and socks!!

:bat: :cowboy1: :superman:

Isn't that against the Geneva Convention, and would be considered a war crime?

Texan_Bill
05-03-2007, 02:49 PM
LOL... All bets are off if they invade us.....

HARRYJ
05-03-2007, 02:51 PM
Stand down soldier, You and your wacky, mis-matched band of assorted leftenants will never make it past the New Jersey Militia! Exit 8 will be your Waterloo!:bat:

TEXANS84
05-03-2007, 04:13 PM
Ok, for the record....I:

* Don't wear or own any tightey whities*

Please stop associating me with that. That's like trying to fit Reliant Stadium into the Toyota Center. Not happening.

76Texan
05-03-2007, 04:19 PM
Very unlikely,

Soooooooooo....BUMP!!:doot:

LOL! d@rn Brit!

Tedc
05-03-2007, 06:46 PM
Ok, for the record....I:

* Don't wear or own any tightey whities*

Please stop associating me with that. That's like trying to fit Reliant Stadium into the Toyota Center. Not happening.


According to the pic, it looks like a loose fit.

People who are affraid to wear tighty whities usually can't fill them up and have issues with compensating for what they don't have.

Texans_Chick
05-03-2007, 07:12 PM
Ok, for the record....I:

* Don't wear or own any tightey whities*

Please stop associating me with that. That's like trying to fit Reliant Stadium into the Toyota Center. Not happening.


You made me look:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance1.jpg

I got nothing.

TEXANS84
05-03-2007, 08:41 PM
You made me look:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance1.jpg

I got nothing.

I used to like you.

Blu
05-03-2007, 09:19 PM
You never know, we might meet some day! You crazy Brits might decide to attack again some day!:user:
Harry...I think You guys are about to make Kolb Smell like some freaking gold chain... santa Booing

:pirate: ARRHHHHH!

Blu
05-03-2007, 09:23 PM
I used to like you.

What's with the avatar?
:cowboy1:
That truck driving ....
Post picken...
Jazz fan?
:pirate: ARRRRHHHHHHHH!

DiapHer
05-03-2007, 10:47 PM
TC, now he has made us all take a closer look :shades:

Texans_Chick
05-03-2007, 10:51 PM
I used to like you.

Next time I see you, I'll be sure to buy you a beer or any other favo beverage of your choice.....

after you do jazz hands of course. :cool:

powerfuldragon
05-03-2007, 11:15 PM
You made me look:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance1.jpg

I got nothing.

I used to like you.


that exchange made me laugh aloud.

TEXANS84
05-03-2007, 11:49 PM
that exchange made me laugh aloud.

LOL usually works better

powerfuldragon
05-03-2007, 11:56 PM
LOL usually works better
eh, lol's overused.

TEXANS84
05-04-2007, 12:09 AM
Next time I see you, I'll be sure to buy you a beer or any other favo beverage of your choice.....

after you do jazz hands of course. :cool:

I have no problem doing Jazz hands.



This thread is depressing. I have no friends.

mexican_texan
05-04-2007, 12:53 AM
I have no problem doing Jazz hands.



This thread is depressing. I have no friends.
You have Carlos Boozer. :(

Texan_Bill
05-04-2007, 08:33 AM
I have no problem doing Jazz hands.



This thread is depressing. I have no friends.

Depressing?!? It's been a great source of joy for a lot of members!!

TEXANS84
05-04-2007, 08:56 AM
You have Carlos Boozer. :(

best friends forever, me and Boozer.

Texans_Chick
05-04-2007, 04:23 PM
best friends forever, me and Boozer.

You watch out for that Boozer character. You do a favor for him and think you have a deal, and POW, he'll stab you in the back and make you look like a fool.

Quite unlike your good friends who repeatedly post pictures of you doing a jig in your drawers.

:splits:

TEXANS84
05-04-2007, 04:28 PM
You watch out for that Boozer character. You do a favor for him and think you have a deal, and POW, he'll stab you in the back and make you look like a fool.

Quite unlike your good friends who repeatedly post pictures of you doing a jig in your drawers.

:splits:

No, he'll show his true friendship to me tomorrow night. :whip:

My message board friends will get theirs come tailgate season!

Yankee_In_TX
05-06-2007, 06:22 PM
*bump*

(that's for being a Utah fan)

mexican_texan
05-06-2007, 11:51 PM
*bump*

(that's for being a Utah fan)
C'mon leave him alone. Go Utah. Let's go Warriors, let's go!

awtysst
05-07-2007, 01:12 AM
You know, I really thought this thread would die.

BigWig
05-07-2007, 08:26 AM
Its monday and I am at work and didnt check this board all weekend but this thread is still going!

TEXANS84
05-07-2007, 09:04 AM
You know, I really thought this thread would die.

One could only hope.

Texan_Bill
05-07-2007, 09:04 AM
I was hoping to see new pics of Dante sporting his jazz jersey complete with "jazz fingers"...

TEXANS84
05-07-2007, 09:22 AM
I was hoping to see new pics of Dante sporting his jazz jersey complete with "jazz fingers"...

She snapped some pictures but I've been holding them hostage. No Jazz hands, but party socks.

Texan_Bill
05-07-2007, 09:41 AM
Very nice. And obvioulsy you deserved the party socks after Saturday night. BTW, I took my medicine in the other thread.

Texans_Chick
05-07-2007, 10:53 AM
I was hoping to see new pics of Dante sporting his jazz jersey complete with "jazz fingers"...

Well, after a well fought series against the Jazz, I guess I should post these again in your honor:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance1.jpg

TEXANS84
05-07-2007, 07:53 PM
Thanks TC.

My tailgate "checklist" is growing.

TEXANS84
05-07-2007, 09:06 PM
LOL



Just keep hoping, Dante.

I'll be meeting up with you guys at the Saints game.:shades:

I'll be on my honeymoon. :shades:

Bradster592
05-08-2007, 06:27 AM
Stand down soldier, You and your wacky, mis-matched band of assorted leftenants will never make it past the New Jersey Militia! Exit 8 will be your Waterloo!:bat:

If memory serves, we won Waterloo in OT.
:user:

Bradster592
05-08-2007, 06:29 AM
Harry...I think You guys are about to make Kolb Smell like some freaking gold chain... santa Booing

:pirate: ARRHHHHH!

I don't understand a word of this...........help?

Bradster592
05-08-2007, 06:32 AM
Thanks TC.

My tailgate "checklist" is growing.

Again, geography renders me immune to your evil revenge!! MUHAHAHAHA!!

B U M P !!

Yankee_In_TX
05-08-2007, 08:58 AM
Thanks TC.

My tailgate "checklist" is growing.

Really?

-Texans hat
-Texans t-shirt
-boxers
-black sox


What else is on it? Maybe some glitter? :texflag: :splits:

HARRYJ
05-08-2007, 09:33 AM
I don't understand a word of this...........help?

There is no help for you Limey!:doot:

mexican_texan
05-08-2007, 07:49 PM
bump

Texan_Bill
05-09-2007, 10:39 AM
We havent made it page 14 yet? "WTH is going on around here?"

Texans_Chick
05-09-2007, 11:04 AM
Really?

-Texans hat
-Texans t-shirt
-boxers
-black sox


What else is on it? Maybe some glitter? :texflag: :splits:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance1.jpg

Hmmm, after further inspection, I see no glitter. It might be due to the lighting and resolution. You know, some people are not glitter folks. I personally don't care for glitter because it gets all over things. amd I don't think it looks particularly good on me.

TEXANS84
05-09-2007, 11:51 AM
And if guys have glitter on their face, they usually get into trouble.

Texan_Bill
05-09-2007, 12:14 PM
And if guys have glitter on their face, they usually get into trouble.

*ahem*... Aint that the truth, because next they spot the lipstick on the collar...

Tedc
05-09-2007, 06:16 PM
Ahem.......Bump.

Texans_Chick
05-09-2007, 07:13 PM
So, at what point does this thread turn into a photoshop Dante Dancing contest????

Where you can win the praise and admiration of your peers, and maybe a few rep points????


tap tap tap, I'm waiting.

mexican_texan
05-09-2007, 09:57 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j253/Mexican_Texan/diss.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j253/Mexican_Texan/dis.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j253/Mexican_Texan/did.jpg

TD
05-09-2007, 10:05 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DanteStockton.jpg

Texans_Chick
05-09-2007, 10:05 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j253/Mexican_Texan/diss.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j253/Mexican_Texan/dis.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j253/Mexican_Texan/did.jpg

Well played sir. Well played. :splits:

mexican_texan
05-09-2007, 10:06 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DanteStockton.jpg
All in favor of making it a mandatory avatar for a certain someone, say aye.

Texans_Chick
05-09-2007, 10:06 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DanteStockton.jpg

Total genius.

Magnificent.

TD
05-09-2007, 10:29 PM
FUNNY STUFF MT!!! :woot2

On a serious note, for those of you who know him.

Does 84 have a sense of humor?

If not, how big is he?

How fast can he run?

Yankee_In_TX
05-09-2007, 10:36 PM
FUNNY STUFF MT!!! :woot2

On a serious note, for those of you who know him.

Does 84 have a sense of humor?

If not, how big is he?

How fast can he run?

His list of people to kill is pretty long, go to Mexico before he gets to your name.

I am curious, who's the bball player? Why not this guy:
(I have no time, my last final is tomorrow)
http://www.chrismilian.com/rs12.jpg

TD
05-09-2007, 10:44 PM
I am curious, who's the bball player? Why not this guy:

John Stockton. Read the Rockets vs. Jazz threads.....there's some serious man love going on for him and Malone.

TEXANS84
05-09-2007, 11:12 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DanteStockton.jpg

That is friggin hysterical.

Specnatz
05-10-2007, 12:16 AM
That is friggin hysterical.

If you can't laugh at yourself there will always be others to do it for you.


That is very funny.

Texan_Bill
05-10-2007, 08:40 AM
Great Jobs MT & TD!! Those were great!

I know that 84 said they were hysterical, but if I were y'all, I would keep looking over my shoulder. :hides:

Texans_Chick
05-10-2007, 08:53 AM
FUNNY STUFF MT!!! :woot2

On a serious note, for those of you who know him.

Does 84 have a sense of humor?

If not, how big is he?

How fast can he run?


From the looks of the picture, he is taller than John Stockton, so maybe he runs about 6'3".

TEXANS84
05-10-2007, 08:56 AM
I know that 84 said they were hysterical, but if I were y'all, I would keep looking over my shoulder. :hides:

Bill's catching on. When I said hysterical, I said it in a Ted Bundy screaching voice.

TD
05-10-2007, 09:02 AM
One more...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Cheerleader84.jpg

I had no idea photoshopping was so much fun. :)

TEXANS84
05-10-2007, 09:31 AM
One more...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Cheerleader84.jpg

I had no idea photoshopping was so much fun. :)

Ah, no photoshopping there. I remember that day like it was yesterday. Fun times, although the next day I was nursing a hell of a hangover.