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Texan_Bill
02-01-2008, 03:08 PM
LMFAO..... 'the Skullet'!!!

man... my face is hurting from laughing so hard...

TEXANS84
02-01-2008, 03:09 PM
This sucks, I can't see them.

76Texan
02-01-2008, 03:13 PM
Oh... Jesus... my stomach is hurting. My office has no idea what I am laughing at.....


AWESOME!!!
You ain't kidding Bill!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's worth everything Diapher had ever done alltogether, and they were GREAT, but this is simply a COUP!

Specnatz
02-01-2008, 03:32 PM
This sucks, I can't see them.

HAHA Sorry about that, but holy Cow it is funny.

:thisbig:

Texan_Bill
02-01-2008, 04:32 PM
It'd be funny if Diapher could hide all of those posts during the evenings and weekends...

Tedc
02-02-2008, 06:04 AM
:texans84:

No question.

TexanSam
02-06-2008, 11:08 PM
You know what's sad? Dante managed to work his way into the "Babes of the Day" thread thanks to me

Yankee_In_TX
02-15-2008, 09:58 AM
What's the matter, did we find the end of the internet?

ledzeppelin229
02-15-2008, 10:08 AM
I think we need some more ammunition...recycling the same faces of Dante is causing a decline in creativity. We need inspiration.

DiapHer
02-15-2008, 10:22 AM
I was "suppose" to be getting some fresh ammuntion but it has "yet" to arrive :mail:

DiapHer
02-15-2008, 01:22 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteren.jpg

DiapHer
02-15-2008, 02:21 PM
Dante' cupid was a "naughty boy" last night!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantecupid.jpg

Texan_Bill
02-15-2008, 02:41 PM
COOL!! It appears Marcie has re-loaded!!!!

DiapHer
02-15-2008, 02:42 PM
Still waiting for new head shots:photos:

Lauren
02-15-2008, 03:31 PM
Crap! I forgot!

BigWig
02-18-2008, 08:40 AM
What no shots of Dante at the Combine? I could of swore I saw him there!

TEXANS84
02-19-2008, 12:36 PM
Wonderful, thanks guys...again.

I guess I need to re-start the Bill and Ted thread again.

DiapHer
02-22-2008, 02:12 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantestrongman.jpg

Specnatz
02-22-2008, 02:29 PM
This is why it is good to be ambidextrous. :splits:

TD
02-24-2008, 04:25 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/CasualFriday2.gif

SheTexan
02-24-2008, 05:05 PM
Dang, that's funny TD!!

GlassHalfFull
02-29-2008, 05:37 PM
Isn't it time for another youtube video? Middle of the night, I woke up thinking about needing a wedding video.

Joe Texan
03-03-2008, 12:58 PM
Man we are moving slow in the ofseason

BeerTastesLikeVictory
03-03-2008, 01:35 PM
This is why it is good to be ambidextrous. :splits:

You mean Ambistrokesterous

DiapHer
03-03-2008, 03:05 PM
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless he is the famous Mr. Dante'....


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehorse-1.jpg

DiapHer
03-03-2008, 03:06 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantepriceless.jpg

DiapHer
03-03-2008, 03:08 PM
Dante's cops a feel........AGAIN!!!!



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefeely.jpg

Texan_Bill
03-03-2008, 03:30 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantepriceless.jpg

LAUREN!!!!!!!

Texan_Bill
03-03-2008, 03:31 PM
Dante's cops a feel........AGAIN!!!!



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefeely.jpg

Throughout this thread (all 106 pages of it), Dante has been a horny bastard!!

Brando
03-05-2008, 10:12 AM
It might not be the greatest but you know I have to bust your chops for being a JAZZ fan, right?:)

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/dante1.jpg

DiapHer
03-05-2008, 11:51 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantejazzbill.jpg

Texan_Bill
03-05-2008, 11:55 AM
It might not be the greatest but you know I have to bust your chops for being a JAZZ fan, right?:)

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/dante1.jpg

Nice job!!!

Texan_Bill
03-05-2008, 11:55 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantejazzbill.jpg

I likey!!!!

Caption:
Bakeem throws down on Dalone....

Brando
03-05-2008, 12:10 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantejazzbill.jpg

TB throwing it down!

Nice.

:cool:

DiapHer
03-06-2008, 11:56 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dnatepack.jpg

Texan_Bill
03-06-2008, 12:06 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dnatepack.jpg

HA!!! Thats too funny!!!

DiapHer
03-06-2008, 01:17 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantetub-1.jpg

Specnatz
03-06-2008, 01:54 PM
At least he is a clean drunk. LOL

Texans_Chick
03-06-2008, 02:38 PM
Must be said again:

Best.
Thread.
On.
The.
Internets.


:fans:

ObsiWan
03-07-2008, 10:54 PM
Dante's cops a feel........AGAIN!!!!



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefeely.jpg
oh that's just wrong!

ObsiWan
03-07-2008, 10:55 PM
Must be said again:

Best.
Thread.
On.
The.
Internets.


:fans:

sooooo... underneath that calm, logical facade, there lies a bit of twistedness


I like it.
:)

Texans_Chick
03-08-2008, 09:24 AM
sooooo... underneath that calm, logical facade, there lies a bit of twistedness


I like it.
:)

You are just now discovering that???

I'm an adult that dresses up like a crazed fool to go to football games.

Of course, I think that is the logical thing to do as a fans. You know, black tie event, you wear dressy clothes, and for the event that is the NFL, a fan is to wear clothes that demonstrate your support for your team.

Besides, I'm the person who thought up, directed, filmed and edited this fine work with accompanying text:

The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sport (http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/11/28/the-tennessee-titans-have-the-worst-name-in-all-of-sport/)

Calm and logical is completely compatible with twisted. :cool:

BobbleTexan
03-08-2008, 02:39 PM
Obsiwan, have you been under a rock hiding? T.C. is the bomb.

Andrew6
03-09-2008, 12:31 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/aa.jpg


I'm totally digging this mullet theme. I am actually thinking of growing one out now. Thanks :)

DiapHer
03-09-2008, 11:04 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefail.jpg

DiapHer
03-09-2008, 11:04 AM
Dancing with the stars.....


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantedancing.jpg

Tedc
03-09-2008, 12:11 PM
Lauren seems to be enjoying the show and Bill seems to be getting ready to join in.

Hey, who is playing the empty gift wrapping roll??

Who knew Richard Simmons doing a live rendition to "Sweating to the Oldies" would cause such a fuss. It must have been a "special" cruise.

DiapHer
03-09-2008, 12:13 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesnake.jpg

DiapHer
03-09-2008, 12:14 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantemyspace.jpg

DiapHer
03-09-2008, 12:15 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantestockings.jpg

Dante' longstockings....:devilpig:

DiapHer
03-09-2008, 12:17 PM
This is starting to be a common sighting....:photos:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantedreams.jpg

DiapHer
03-09-2008, 12:17 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danterum.jpg

DiapHer
03-09-2008, 12:18 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantedrunk-2.jpg

Specnatz
03-09-2008, 12:38 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantedrunk-2.jpg

That is just disturbing, funny as hell but disturbing. :thinking:

TD
03-10-2008, 04:14 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/JLoveDante.gif

Texan_Bill
03-11-2008, 08:20 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/JLoveDante.gif

TD... That's simply blasphemous to desecrate JLH with Dante's presence!!!

bigbrewster2000
03-11-2008, 09:33 AM
I had never come over to this thread before. This is hilarious. It is even funnier because I went to Highschool with both Lauren and Dante. Nothing better than seing someone for the 1st time in 11 years in photo shopped pics.

Brando
03-11-2008, 11:18 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantewestvirgina.jpg


Yeah I have cool hair, Thank you very much, you rock

;)

Sideline
03-11-2008, 11:48 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/aa.jpg

Ha, I love it may have to grow myself a mullet like that for my return.

DiapHer
03-11-2008, 11:49 AM
I had never come over to this thread before. This is hilarious. It is even funnier because I went to Highschool with both Lauren and Dante. Nothing better than seing someone for the 1st time in 11 years in photo shopped pics.


Brewster maybe they didn't show you their photo's from their Alaskan cruise :thinking: where shrinkage is understandable.


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteshrinkage.jpg

TEXANS84
03-12-2008, 08:27 AM
I had never come over to this thread before. This is hilarious. It is even funnier because I went to Highschool with both Lauren and Dante. Nothing better than seing someone for the 1st time in 11 years in photo shopped pics.

Wait, huh? Who is this?

Texans_Chick
03-12-2008, 10:21 AM
You know, the more black socks pictures in the Dante thread, the more wins for the Texans.*


:texflag: :texflag: :texflag:












*Yeah, I just made that up. :cool:

DiapHer
03-12-2008, 11:21 AM
Wait, huh? Who is this?

This is too funny....

TD
03-12-2008, 11:51 AM
Google Dante Texans and hit "I feel lucky".

This thread is officially world famous. :D

Tedc
03-12-2008, 12:52 PM
Wait, huh? Who is this?

BigBrewster2000, it think.

bigbrewster2000
03-12-2008, 01:08 PM
Wait, huh? Who is this?

Barry Newman

DiapHer
03-12-2008, 02:55 PM
Barry Newman


Dante' do you have any photo's of Barry? We could make this like a high school class reunion!!!:devilpig:

TEXANS84
03-12-2008, 10:46 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantedrunk-2.jpg

Yes, very disturbing...

TEXANS84
03-12-2008, 10:47 PM
Barry Newman

Thats friggin' awesome!

Yep, pretty much around 11 years. Funny stuff. Lauren and I say hello.

TEXANS84
03-12-2008, 10:49 PM
Dante' do you have any photo's of Barry? We could make this like a high school class reunion!!!:devilpig:

Im sure I can find something.

Tedc
03-12-2008, 11:02 PM
Barry Newman

Cool. I have always liked your music.

"Short people have no reason......":music:

Lauren
03-12-2008, 11:06 PM
hahahaha I have homecoming '94 pictures!

bigbrewster2000
03-13-2008, 08:46 AM
hahahaha I have homecoming '94 pictures!

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

bigbrewster2000
03-13-2008, 08:47 AM
Thats friggin' awesome!

Yep, pretty much around 11 years. Funny stuff. Lauren and I say hello.

Glad to see you guys are doing ok. You still in The Woodlands?

bigbrewster2000
03-13-2008, 08:49 AM
Dante' do you have any photo's of Barry? We could make this like a high school class reunion!!!:devilpig:

I think we all need to remember who this thread is actually about.....................DANTE!:bat: :pirate:

Tedc
03-13-2008, 09:20 AM
I think we all need to remember who this thread is actually about.....................DANTE!:bat: :pirate:

Maybe we can photoshop one of Barry's homecoming '94 pics with Dante's mug.......:thinking:

bigbrewster2000
03-13-2008, 09:30 AM
Maybe we can photoshop one of Barry's homecoming '94 pics with Dante's mug.......:thinking:

Im in :photos: :)

Lauren
03-13-2008, 09:57 AM
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Oh, God. I looked at them last night and they are awful. 1994 was not a good year for fashion. I do miss my high school body, though!

BTW, I still blame my smoking habit on you. :bat:

We are still in The Woodlands. I see that you are, too! Where you at?

bigbrewster2000
03-13-2008, 10:07 AM
Oh, God. I looked at them last night and they are awful. 1994 was not a good year for fashion. I do miss my high school body, though!

BTW, I still blame my smoking habit on you. :bat:

We are still in The Woodlands. I see that you are, too! Where you at?

We (My wife and I ) are in Panther Creek. Where are you guys?

And ironically I quit smoking about 5 years ago.:shades:

Tedc
03-13-2008, 10:09 AM
I think we all need to remember who this thread is actually about.....................DANTE!:bat: :pirate::shades:

DiapHer
03-13-2008, 11:17 AM
Oh, God. I looked at them last night and they are awful. 1994 was not a good year for fashion. I do miss my high school body, though!

BTW, I still blame my smoking habit on you. :bat:

We are still in The Woodlands. I see that you are, too! Where you at?


Now, we know where you got your camo theme for your weddding!!!


PROM 1994


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantaandlauren.jpg

DiapHer
03-13-2008, 11:19 AM
THANKS bigbrewster :photos:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehomecoming.jpg

bigbrewster2000
03-13-2008, 11:24 AM
THANKS bigbrewster :photos:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehomecoming.jpg

WOW! I didnt see that coming but I should have know. ROFL That is one heck of a dance :marionaner:

Lauren
03-13-2008, 01:32 PM
We (My wife and I ) are in Panther Creek. Where are you guys?

And ironically I quit smoking about 5 years ago.:shades:
Indian Springs...so just right around the corner! Y'all should stop by our crawfish boil on Saturday. :)

I can't see the pictures from work. Am I going to have to kill someone when I get home?

bigbrewster2000
03-13-2008, 01:39 PM
Indian Springs...so just right around the corner! Y'all should stop by our crawfish boil on Saturday. :)

I can't see the pictures from work. Am I going to have to kill someone when I get home?
What time is the Crawfish boil? Ashley(wife) works til 5.

The killing part is for you to decide when you get home. I would hate to ruin the suprise of you seeing those pics yourself.

Lauren
03-13-2008, 01:42 PM
What time is the Crawfish boil? Ashley(wife) works til 5.

The killing part is for you to decide when you get home. I would hate to ruin the suprise of you seeing those pics yourself.
Starts at 4, but most likely won't really get moving until around 6 or so.

bigbrewster2000
03-13-2008, 01:48 PM
Starts at 4, but most likely won't really get moving until around 6 or so.

Cool. I will mention it to Ash then. She may say no as she is not the biggest fan of eating anything that still has the head attached. :gun: :)

Tedc
03-13-2008, 02:24 PM
She may say no as she is not the biggest fan of eating anything that still has the head attached. :gun: :)

My mind has been it the gutter lately. Must...not...respond.....


Lauren, the whole message board will be there about 4:30. I hope you have lots of eats!

bigbrewster2000
03-13-2008, 02:26 PM
My mind has been it the gutter lately. Must...not...respond.....


Lauren, the whole message board will be there about 4:30. I hope you have lots of eats!

ROFL! Darn you Ted

DiapHer
03-13-2008, 02:28 PM
I'll be flying in for the occasion THANKS:specnatz:I don't have a problem with biting the "heads" off and SPITTING them out!!!

TEXANS84
03-13-2008, 04:44 PM
I'll be flying in for the occasion THANKS:specnatz:I don't have a problem with biting the "heads" off and SPITTING them out!!!

:thinking:

Joe Texan
03-15-2008, 12:39 AM
I don't have a problem with biting the "heads" off and SPITTING them out!!!
__________________


Excuse me Marci but you must Suck the head, afterward you just set the head down and grab another one

DiapHer
03-15-2008, 08:43 AM
Excuse me Marci but you must Suck the head, afterward you just set the head down and grab another one

*cancels my flight*

disaacks3
03-15-2008, 10:24 AM
I'll be flying in for the occasion THANKS:specnatz:I don't have a problem with biting the "heads" off and SPITTING them out!!!

Excuse me Marci but you must Suck the head, afterward you just set the head down and grab another one


Must......resist...... :backsout:

Specnatz
03-15-2008, 10:29 PM
I'll be flying in for the occasion THANKS:specnatz:I don't have a problem with biting the "heads" off and SPITTING them out!!!

Excuse me Marci but you must Suck the head, afterward you just set the head down and grab another one

*cancels my flight*

Damn It Joe must you just screw everything up.

Marcie After reading your comment before getting to Joe's I was thinking "Man Eater" by Hall and Oats. By the way Daryl Hall was one of the musicians that performed at our event. Did not talk to him but one of the guys (non band member) was a freakin A-Hole, I think he was head of just pissing off everyone because he knows somebody department.

DiapHer
03-16-2008, 12:43 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantejazz-1.jpg

Yankee_In_TX
03-16-2008, 04:27 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantejazz-1.jpg

"Best Day of Dante's Life"

BigWig
03-17-2008, 08:00 AM
"Best Day of Dante's Life"

Why because he's in the arms of a bear?
I thought the marriage was going good????

Yankee_In_TX
03-17-2008, 08:35 AM
Why because he's in the arms of a bear?
I thought the marriage was going good????

That's the Utah Jazz mascot. Not sure why Chewbacca is their mascot, though...

Texan_Bill
03-17-2008, 11:26 AM
That's the Utah Jazz mascot. Not sure why Chewbacca is their mascot, though...

Is Utah really known for their 'Jazz' music??? Nothing about them makes sense. :specnatz:

TEXANS84
03-17-2008, 11:30 AM
Is Utah really known for their 'Jazz' music??? Nothing about them makes sense. :specnatz:

Yeesh...I hope you're joking...

Brando
03-17-2008, 11:33 AM
Is Utah really known for their 'Jazz' music??? Nothing about them makes sense. :specnatz:

They moved from New Orleans, but they should have changed their name like the Oilers did.

Texan_Bill
03-17-2008, 11:41 AM
Just giving Dante a hard time. If you think about it, I can't really recall any basketball team changing its 'nickname' after a move from one city to another:

San Diego Rockets -----> Houston (but that seemed like a natural fit anyway)
Minneapolis Lakers -----> L.A.
Kansas City Kings ------> Sacremento
Philadelphia Warriors ----> San Francisco / Oakland (Golden State)
New Orleans Jazz ------> Utah
Charlotte Hornets ------> New Orleans

Brando
03-17-2008, 11:57 AM
Just giving Dante a hard time. If you think about it, I can't really recall any basketball team changing its 'nickname' after a move from one city to another:

San Diego Rockets -----> Houston (but that seemed like a natural fit anyway)
Minneapolis Lakers -----> L.A.
Kansas City Kings ------> Sacremento
Philadelphia Warriors ----> San Francisco / Oakland (Golden State)
New Orleans Jazz ------> Utah
Charlotte Hornets ------> New Orleans

I guess the names stuck in each city. San Diego lost 2 teams, the Clippers and the Rockets.

Texan_Lee
03-17-2008, 02:32 PM
Well, hello everyone! it's been almost two months since I have been online here, and I see this thread finally made it to 110 pages... not bas. But it does look like I have missed some things... I will be catching up though...

DiapHer
03-20-2008, 08:54 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantejazz1.jpg

DiapHer
03-20-2008, 08:54 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteswim1.jpg

Texan_Bill
03-20-2008, 09:17 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteswim1.jpg

That's just disturbing. period.

Brando
03-26-2008, 10:06 AM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/danteandbill.jpg

DiapHer
03-28-2008, 10:22 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantedumass.jpg

Texan_Bill
03-28-2008, 11:03 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantedumass.jpg

At least the three of us know how to SPELL dumbass!!! :wild:

DiapHer
03-28-2008, 11:16 AM
It was suppose to be spelled that way....or we could ask the person that sent it to me? :lion:

Specnatz
03-28-2008, 01:08 PM
At least the three of us know how to SPELL dumbass!!! :wild:

HAHA are you sure. Freakin hilarious. :specnatz:

Tedc
03-28-2008, 01:11 PM
or we could ask the person that sent it to me? :lion:

I will. Who was it?

DiapHer
03-28-2008, 01:21 PM
I will. Who was it?


Look up above you!!!:shades:

Tedc
03-28-2008, 01:41 PM
Well, I don't want to be a "doubting Thomas", but I suspect that the picture was possibly doctored in some way. We all know Dante has one arm larger than the other due to his extracirricular activities.

DiapHer
03-28-2008, 01:45 PM
Well, I don't want to be a "doubting Thomas", but I suspect that the picture was possibly doctored in some way. We all know Dante has one arm larger than the other due to his extracirricular activities.


You're looking damn studly by the way as usual!!!:heart:

Specnatz
03-28-2008, 02:04 PM
Well, I don't want to be a "doubting Thomas", but I suspect that the picture was possibly doctored in some way. We all know Dante has one arm larger than the other due to his extracirricular activities.

A photo doctored in this thread, no way I do not believe it.

Brando
03-28-2008, 02:14 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantedumass.jpg

:thinking:

Bill and Ted's Dante Adventure?

:hides:

Tedc
03-28-2008, 02:18 PM
You're looking damn studly by the way as usual!!!:heart:

I have been working out a lot but I am ambidextrous.

Tedc
03-28-2008, 02:19 PM
:thinking:

Bill and Ted's Dante Adventure?

:hides:

Excellent!

DiapHer
04-03-2008, 10:45 AM
They caught E.T. !!!


Apparently he was cooking meth in DALLAS!!!












http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteet.jpg

DiapHer
04-03-2008, 10:47 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteclinton-1.jpg

Texan_Bill
04-03-2008, 10:48 AM
They caught E.T. !!!


Apparently he was cooking meth in DALLAS!!!



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteet.jpg


I guess ET will really need to "phone home" now!!!

Texan_Bill
04-03-2008, 10:49 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteclinton-1.jpg

".....smack ma b*tch up!"

~Dante'

Wolf
04-04-2008, 01:18 PM
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r124/Rythymace/hillary_clinton_natalie_por.jpg


on the "caption this picture" thread, i am supried Dante hasn't made an appearance

DiapHer
04-04-2008, 01:51 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteclinton-2.jpg

:diapher:

Tedc
04-04-2008, 02:00 PM
Dante was really excited about meeting Hillary.

TEXANS84
04-04-2008, 02:10 PM
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r124/Rythymace/hillary_clinton_natalie_por.jpg


on the "caption this picture" thread, i am supried Dante hasn't made an appearance

Lets not get too carried away here.

DiapHer
04-08-2008, 06:42 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteterryhitch.jpg

TD
04-08-2008, 08:21 PM
WTF?!?! Where did you get that?

Tedc
04-08-2008, 08:37 PM
WTF?!?! Where did you get that?


Do you know who that is??

TD
04-08-2008, 08:47 PM
Do you know who that is??

Dante or the handsome guy?

DiapHer
04-08-2008, 08:54 PM
WTF?!?! Where did you get that?


Never under estimate the power of a "Cornhusker Woman"

:diapher:



p.s. now we are even for the one you made of me:blowakiss: !!!

SheTexan
04-08-2008, 10:36 PM
TOOOOO funny!!! You got him Marcie!! I'm proud!!!

DiapHer
04-10-2008, 10:47 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefail-1.jpg

Texan_Bill
04-10-2008, 11:01 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefail-1.jpg


http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o195/Specnatz/sign-wtf.gif........ http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o195/Specnatz/puke.gif


Marcie, between taking care of the demon spawn everyday and prom committees, I fear for your mental health.....

TEXANS84
04-13-2008, 11:35 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefail-1.jpg

Does anyone wonder why you have so many weird pictures on your computer at home?

DiapHer
04-14-2008, 09:49 AM
Let's just say my children aren't in shock any more when they walk in.

rickyb
04-25-2008, 09:38 PM
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r124/Rythymace/hillary_clinton_natalie_por.jpg


on the "caption this picture" thread, i am supried Dante hasn't made an appearance

Caption: Is that Bill over there?

ObsiWan
05-02-2008, 03:13 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefail-1.jpg

OMG!!
Every time I check this thread, I see something you posted that requires two weeks of therapy for me to recover from.

I hereby rename this :photos: the DiapHer smiley.

DiapHer
05-06-2008, 08:08 AM
You know



it's


:heat:

almost

Summer

:flowers:


when


:jumpbanan

the

girls

:wow:


start

showing

off

their

belly

buttons!


:thisbig:








http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Belly20Button.jpg

Texan_Bill
05-06-2008, 08:11 AM
Oh jiminy cricket....Couldn't I at least get my first cup of coffee down before you posted that.

76Texan
05-06-2008, 08:53 AM
Oh jiminy cricket....Couldn't I at least get my first cup of coffee down before you posted that.
I was about to do the same! :headhurts:

Specnatz
05-06-2008, 10:17 AM
You know



it's


:heat:

almost

Summer

:flowers:


when


:jumpbanan

the

girls

:wow:


start

showing

off

their

belly

buttons!


:thisbig:








http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Belly20Button.jpg


Oh my god that is just so disgusting it is funny.

Texan_Bill
05-06-2008, 10:38 AM
I beg to differ with you Spec.... It's just disgusting!! :photos:

DiapHer
05-06-2008, 12:01 PM
At least he still has his socks on...:devilpig:

Specnatz
05-06-2008, 12:16 PM
I beg to differ with you Spec.... It's just disgusting!! :photos:

Car wrecks can be digusting and distrubing but I bet your one of the guys to slow down and hold up traffic just so you can get your peek as well, just like the rest of us.

Texan_Bill
05-06-2008, 12:42 PM
Car wrecks can be digusting and distrubing but I bet your one of the guys to slow down and hold up traffic just so you can get your peek as well, just like the rest of us.

Nope... I slowed down to look once. What I saw was enough to change my view on being a rubber-necker.. Same with that picture of Dante (and yes Marcie - at least he does have his socks on).

DiapHer
05-11-2008, 04:15 PM
Dante' had sock confussion at an early age....




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesocks.jpg

Texan_Bill
05-12-2008, 07:54 AM
Maybe it's really 'sock envy'?

bigbrewster2000
05-13-2008, 02:38 PM
Dante' had sock confussion at an early age....




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesocks.jpg

This thread has gone in such a wonderful direction.:spit:

DiapHer
05-14-2008, 02:06 PM
The new "Coppertone" ad......


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantecoppertoneboy.jpg

DiapHer
05-14-2008, 02:17 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteabba.jpg

Texan_Bill
05-14-2008, 02:23 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteabba.jpg

:dontknowa

That was a sad way for Dante to go out. I mean I've walked through screen doors, I've walked into walls, but never cut myself falling into a glass door / partition...

DiapHer
05-19-2008, 12:51 PM
Do a little dance...make a little love...get down tonight:spot:





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesocks-1.jpg

Texan_Bill
05-19-2008, 01:37 PM
Awesome!! Just when you thought this thread was dead, Marcie is right there to provide mouth to mouth recitation!!!

Wolf
05-19-2008, 01:45 PM
I think I need to bleach my eyes

:elle:

DiapHer
05-28-2008, 03:59 PM
I'll get back to Dante's thread tomorrow!!!

:diapher:

Specnatz
05-28-2008, 04:23 PM
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o195/Specnatz/TexanBillhobo.jpg

Cool because it looks like Bill is desperate.

Texan_Bill
05-28-2008, 05:42 PM
Cool because it looks like Bill is desperate.

That's fixin' to become yo azzzzz!!!

DiapHer
05-28-2008, 06:06 PM
A little handy work has come back from the past that I forgot about....oops Bill :spit:

DiapHer
05-29-2008, 11:50 AM
I am in a good mood today so I am going to play nice this is in Dante's honor!!! :tiphat:



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Danteangel.jpg

Texan_Bill
05-29-2008, 01:18 PM
:spit:

How........ How..........ummmmmm, uplifting and spiritual.

TEXANS84
05-29-2008, 01:29 PM
:spit:

How........ How..........ummmmmm, uplifting and spiritual.

And scary. Completely different than:

http://learn.bowdoin.edu/italian/dante/Dante's%20Inferno%20album.jpg

http://danteworlds.laits.utexas.edu/utopia/index2.html

Wolf
05-29-2008, 01:50 PM
I don't do this thread that often but I do think it would be funny (with daunte's approval of course)

have is face and with the caption Daunte doesn't approve
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/1560664843_da39375253.jpg

Specnatz
05-29-2008, 02:14 PM
And scary. Completely different than:

http://danteworlds.laits.utexas.edu/utopia/index2.html

You will find me at circle two when I die. Lust? We have an entire thread devoted to it.

TD
05-29-2008, 02:35 PM
I don't do this thread that often but I do think it would be funny (with daunte's approval of course)

have is face and with the caption Daunte doesn't approve

You obviously didn't frequent the Rockets-Jazz thread.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Techno84.jpg

Wolf
05-29-2008, 02:36 PM
that is awesome
rep to ya


how funny :spit:

DiapHer
06-18-2008, 11:02 AM
Dante' and Vince's SAUSAGE PARTY :hobie: :hobie: :hobie:




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesausageparty.jpg

Texan_Bill
06-18-2008, 12:14 PM
Dante' and Vince's SAUSAGE PARTY :hobie: :hobie: :hobie:




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesausageparty.jpg

:spit:


:dontknowa Dante', Dante'.... Dante'


Here we go...... "And Marcie's off......"

DiapHer
06-18-2008, 12:59 PM
I've been having problems pottying training this one.....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteDiapher.jpg

DiapHer
06-18-2008, 01:01 PM
FILO Dante'



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteFilo.jpg

nfl-brit
06-18-2008, 01:04 PM
I am amazed and delighted that this thread still lives!:spit:

Wolf
06-18-2008, 02:11 PM
Daunte has competition
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/V/J/bush_wgirls14.jpg

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushworldenough.htm

Specnatz
06-18-2008, 02:15 PM
I've been having problems pottying training this one.....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteDiapher.jpg

That is just down right sick. Is that a fith in his right hand?

TEXANS84
06-18-2008, 02:39 PM
I was just about to unsticky this thread (nobody posted in it in two weeks) and hope it would fall off the front page into texanstalk abyss....Marcie has to chime in again.

I can't wait for her to come to a Texans game this year. Can't wait.

Texan_Bill
06-18-2008, 02:42 PM
Embarassing Pics Of Dante' will never die. It will just multiply!!

HOU-TEX
06-18-2008, 02:47 PM
Dante' and Vince's SAUSAGE PARTY :hobie: :hobie: :hobie:




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesausageparty.jpg

LMAO! That's classic! Even covered up the man nipple. :voodoo:

DiapHer
06-19-2008, 01:19 PM
Dante' desperately trying to make friends.....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantemakingfriends.jpg

Texan_Bill
06-19-2008, 03:38 PM
Dante' desperately trying to make friends.....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantemakingfriends.jpg

Caption for first chick on the left: "Dude!! Really??!!"

76Texan
06-19-2008, 04:45 PM
:smiliedance: :spit:
Dante rules! :whip:

DiapHer
06-27-2008, 11:01 AM
Mini-Dante'-Me



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteminime.jpg

Texan_Bill
06-27-2008, 11:05 AM
Mini-Dante'-Me



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteminime.jpg





:spit:

Holy CRAP!!

I've been busy firing off emails to John and Lance, so this was the first thing I've looked at in a little while and about fell out of chair!!!

TD
06-30-2008, 02:11 PM
Busted!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Kiss_my_own_butt.jpg

DiapHer
06-30-2008, 06:03 PM
Busted!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Kiss_my_own_butt.jpg


:hobie: :hobie: :hobie: :hobie:

DiapHer
06-30-2008, 07:00 PM
......aaaannnnnd now he is standing.....


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantestanding.jpg

DiapHer
06-30-2008, 07:01 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantegoth.jpg

DiapHer
06-30-2008, 07:04 PM
I'm going to leave it to our fine board members to caption the next four......




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteet-1.jpg

DiapHer
06-30-2008, 07:05 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteronald.jpg

DiapHer
06-30-2008, 07:05 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteenergizer.jpg

DiapHer
06-30-2008, 07:07 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantewalking.jpg

3rd and Inches
06-30-2008, 07:42 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantewalking.jpg

"If I stand still and smile, maybe he won't see me" lmao

Tedc
06-30-2008, 09:35 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantewalking.jpg


"OMG!!! That guy ACTUALLY has a moose knuckle for David Carr!"

ledzeppelin229
06-30-2008, 09:37 PM
I'm going to leave it to our fine board members to caption the next four......




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteet-1.jpg

Alternate ending...Dante is a little bit bigger than ET.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/danteet.jpg

brakos82
07-03-2008, 02:41 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb23/brakos82/Dante.jpg

Brandon420tx
07-12-2008, 09:36 PM
Black



Socks

DiapHer
07-15-2008, 10:09 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteparisbaby.jpg

Specnatz
07-15-2008, 11:43 AM
HAHA thanks for the laugh.

TEXANS84
07-15-2008, 09:11 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantewalking.jpg

:texans84:

DiapHer
07-26-2008, 04:14 PM
Dante' reporting on the first open training camp practice.....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantemclain.jpg

BigWig
07-27-2008, 09:22 AM
I was wondrin if he would show up, looks like the off season has treated him well, I think he has gained at least a six pack.

TEXANS84
07-27-2008, 09:53 AM
Nice black socks touch.

Texan_Bill
07-28-2008, 03:38 PM
Dante' reporting on the first open training camp practice.....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantemclain.jpg

Awesome... Dante McLain.

76Texan
07-28-2008, 04:13 PM
Man, she's getting better and better with this photoshop thing, how is that possible?:smiliedance:

Texan_Bill
07-28-2008, 04:14 PM
Man, she's getting better and better with this photoshop thing, how is that possible?:smiliedance:

111 pages of practice - maybe???

DiapHer
07-28-2008, 07:30 PM
111 pages of practice - maybe???
....and a few pages on yourself :photos: Actually, I don't even use photoshop :devilpig:

Remember 76, I also had a little practice on the famous HarryJ :kingkong:

Wolf
07-28-2008, 09:59 PM
http://boards.houstontexans.com/showthread.php?t=5467&page=2
post 12
need to replace stone cold's face with dante's

:spit:

cc_me
07-29-2008, 04:34 PM
Dante' you have been a great sport. I hope this thread never ends! The new season is upon us and all your fans will get more shots of you to "enhance". I can't wait.
With love,
Raider Nation

Brando
07-30-2008, 01:57 PM
Dante with the no look catch......


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/Texans%20Signatures%20and%20pics/dantetd.jpg

Texan_Bill
07-30-2008, 03:33 PM
Dante with the no look catch......


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/Texans%20Signatures%20and%20pics/dantetd.jpg

Dang.. Those black socks have to be hot.



Brando, I noticed you got the head size proportionately correct.

Brando
07-30-2008, 05:24 PM
Dang.. Those black socks have to be hot.



Brando, I noticed you got the head size proportionately correct.


lol, He's letting this thread go to his head.

DiapHer
07-30-2008, 05:53 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/bob%20ross/dantepractice-1.jpg

Texan_Bill
07-31-2008, 07:21 AM
^^^ "Coach Black Socks"

BigWig
07-31-2008, 07:51 AM
I think Diapher could give a tutuorial or full blown class on photoshop!

76Texan
07-31-2008, 04:21 PM
Man oh man, that was good!:splits:

TEXANS84
07-31-2008, 10:59 PM
Dante' you have been a great sport. I hope this thread never ends! The new season is upon us and all your fans will get more shots of you to "enhance". I can't wait.
With love,
Raider Nation

Thanks for checkin' up on me. As you can see, I'm still being tortured.

cc_me
07-31-2008, 11:51 PM
Thanks for checkin' up on me. As you can see, I'm still being tortured.

Ahhhhhhh, and I sit back and watch:)
Hey are you coming out here ever?? Ya know the day will come when neither of our teams suck and we won't play each other every year. So time is running out. Get your a$$ out here for a game!!

Wolf
08-04-2008, 09:39 AM
i see Dante' isn't the only one that takes a beating

http://data1.blog.de/media/742/2032742_f454cb9b97_m.jpeg

http://www.nofunleague.net/favremadden5rw.jpg

BigWig
08-11-2008, 12:42 PM
That was Madden's younger days, but he does look alot like that Green Acres guy in the second one.

DiapHer
08-26-2008, 10:24 AM
you guess wrong.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/riverscpa/dantepirate.jpg

none taken :shades: :devilpig:



I think he found it...........:pirate:




You know me better than that!!!









http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/diapher/dante20pirate20.jpg


bump

DiapHer
08-26-2008, 10:29 AM
Well lets try it this way...from TD last year

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DantePirate.jpg

DiapHer
08-26-2008, 10:32 AM
None taken :shades: :devilpig:



I think he found it...........:pirate:




You know me better than that!!!






http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante20pirate20.jpg

TD
08-26-2008, 10:33 AM
Forgot about the TB pics....here are a couple more worth recycling.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/ToroDanteWedgie.jpg

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Smellmyfinger.jpg

Texan_Bill
08-26-2008, 10:48 AM
Forgot about the BUCS pics....here are a couple more worth recycling.


Fixed.......

Please do not use 'TB' in the same thread or post(s) with a Ghey Pirate... Mmmkay?!? That would be great... Thanks....

Tedc
08-26-2008, 11:34 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante20pirate20.jpg

Marcie, you got the head proportioned wrong again.


Signed,

Lauren

powerfuldragon
08-26-2008, 01:00 PM
... just when i thought this thread might die... it gets worse.

Tedc
08-26-2008, 04:14 PM
Lauren, I fixed it for ya!:tiphat:


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y224/Tedc/dante20pirate20.jpg

Where did you put your sword, Dante?


Thanks to Marcie!

DiapHer
08-26-2008, 05:52 PM
Lauren, I fixed it for ya!:tiphat:


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y224/Tedc/dante20pirate20.jpg

Where did you put your sword, Dante?


Thanks to Marcie!


It looks to me like he put it in his "back" VY pocket :mcnugget:

Specnatz
08-26-2008, 06:07 PM
It looks to me like he put it in his "back" VY pocket :mcnugget:

:spit:

DiapHer
09-03-2008, 12:22 PM
Aaaannnd BACK to regular season play.....:chickendance:





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesteelybeam.jpg

hobie
09-03-2008, 12:24 PM
Aaaannnd BACK to regular season play.....:chickendance:





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesteelybeam.jpg



My, my.....what big ears you have !!!

Texan_Bill
09-03-2008, 12:25 PM
Aaaannnd BACK to regular season play.....:chickendance:





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesteelybeam.jpg

:spit:

Very nice!!

DiapHer
09-03-2008, 12:46 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesteelersfan.jpg

Specnatz
09-03-2008, 12:54 PM
Talk about having your head up someones butt, but your whole body. :scarygirl:

Texan_Bill
09-03-2008, 01:04 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesteelersfan.jpg

There's Dante, talking out his a$$ again!!

Tedc
09-03-2008, 01:08 PM
You guys are so wrong....................I love it!

hobie
09-03-2008, 01:10 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesteelersfan.jpg

There's Dante, talking out his a$$ again!!

He's not going into one of VY sausage parties his he?? Kind of hard to tell if there are any women in that photo, but man, if this is true.... :hobie: - shake it Dante'

Brando
09-03-2008, 01:21 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/Texans%20Signatures%20and%20pics/dante.jpg

Tedc
09-03-2008, 01:27 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/Texans%20Signatures%20and%20pics/dante.jpg

Do the Steelers own the Browns???

~OR~

Is the dog cleaning up after Dante's droppage?

Texan_Bill
09-03-2008, 01:27 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/Texans%20Signatures%20and%20pics/dante.jpg

Awesome!! Love the dog with the pooper scooper! :kingkong:

Brando
09-03-2008, 01:41 PM
I didn't add the dog so I can't take credit for that. I thought it was funny how Dante was running down the street showing his Steeler pride.:)

DiapHer
09-03-2008, 02:43 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteroth.jpg

hobie
09-03-2008, 02:57 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteroth.jpg

DAMN..... My eyes !!!! From here on out, Slim Fast for you !!

Tedc
09-03-2008, 03:01 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteroth.jpg

Is there a hole in the wall in front of the Dante hippo?

Brando
09-03-2008, 03:14 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/Texans%20Signatures%20and%20pics/danteroeth.jpg

BigWig
09-03-2008, 03:15 PM
Your killing me, too much of that stuff!

Texan_Bill
09-03-2008, 03:56 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteroth.jpg

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/Texans%20Signatures%20and%20pics/danteroeth.jpg

[insert vomit smiley here]

hobie
09-03-2008, 04:01 PM
To steal a line from my boy Sir Mix A Lot

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you

Brando
09-03-2008, 05:22 PM
[insert vomit smiley here]


Bill you know you can haz cheeseburger.:drool:



:hides: