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Tedc
01-07-2008, 05:59 PM
Nope....never.

TEXANS84
01-07-2008, 06:00 PM
Sorry my man.... It will never happen.

I could lock the thread at 99 pages....:doot:

Texan_Bill
01-07-2008, 06:02 PM
I could lock the thread at 99 pages....:doot:

That would be so wrong. That would be worse than the hand shake gag at the last game.

Joe Texan
01-07-2008, 06:09 PM
Vinny take the keys away from Dante, I think he has been drinking

Brandon420tx
01-07-2008, 06:27 PM
We might get through a whole page without a single picture.

ledzeppelin229
01-07-2008, 06:32 PM
I could lock the thread at 99 pages....:doot:

If you lock the thread, then I go and meet everyone at the tailgate (which I've been meaning to do for a couple years) and we put up giant posters for the entire parking lot to witness.

Better yet, anyone up for renting some billboard space along 45? I'm sure with a combined effort we could come up with the funds.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/dantebillboard.jpg

76Texan
01-07-2008, 06:34 PM
LOL, haha!:splits:

bigfan77801
01-07-2008, 07:30 PM
If you lock the thread, then I go and meet everyone at the tailgate (which I've been meaning to do for a couple years) and we put up giant posters for the entire parking lot to witness.

Better yet, anyone up for renting some billboard space along 45? I'm sure with a combined effort we could come up with the funds.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/dantebillboard.jpg

:bat: So very very wrong.

Brandon420tx
01-07-2008, 07:34 PM
but yet so very very right.

ledzeppelin229
01-07-2008, 07:43 PM
For the record, DiapHer is responsible for the actual gruesome image. All I did was put it on a billboard.

bigfan77801
01-07-2008, 07:50 PM
I'd break it down about 51%-49%.

ledzeppelin229
01-07-2008, 07:53 PM
As long as the 51% is for DiapHer. I don't want to be remembered as the person that first conceived that detestable sight.

Actually, I guess we should blame Dante and the fat chick. Don't blame the messengers.


Does..."chick"...actually qualify for a mammal of such proportions?

bigfan77801
01-07-2008, 08:02 PM
That's the person who gets the 51% blame.:specnatz:
I just like the robot

Brandon420tx
01-07-2008, 08:42 PM
Next page!?

Yes!

Joe Texan
01-07-2008, 09:02 PM
Well well well this baby is moving along pretty smoothly


Come om Dante get out there and strut your stuff

eric138
01-08-2008, 06:39 AM
Wow, it took 1842 posts before I decided to look at this thread. and now I'm finally finished reading the all...

138 post to go... now 137...

BigWig
01-08-2008, 08:13 AM
Wowza 93 pages and counting, wheres some LSU -Dante stuff?

GlassHalfFull
01-08-2008, 08:42 AM
Wow, it took 1842 posts before I decided to look at this thread. and now I'm finally finished reading the all...

138 post to go... now 137...

There are some YouTube videos that can give you a quick overview. Speaking of which, isn't it about time for another video?

:user:

DiapHer
01-08-2008, 09:13 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantelittlecowgirl.jpg

Joe Texan
01-08-2008, 09:19 AM
Man Dante your going for the CUTE look huh.

Texan_Bill
01-08-2008, 09:24 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantelittlecowgirl.jpg

"....Sip the teajuna ...I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin' fools then come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a
Cowgurl baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowgurl baby
West coast chillin? with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowgurl baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away"

Joe Texan
01-08-2008, 09:46 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantelittlecowgirl.jpg

Boy, she don't need you and she don't need me
She can do just fine on her own two feet
But she wants a man who wants her to be herself
And she'll never change, don't know how to hide
Her stubborn will or her fightin' side
But you treat her right and she'll love you like no on else

76Texan
01-08-2008, 09:50 AM
So which one of you will take Dante to square dance this weekend, Joe, Bill?http://texanstalk.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Joe Texan
01-08-2008, 09:52 AM
She needs to Shave

DiapHer
01-08-2008, 11:28 AM
Wowza 93 pages and counting, wheres some LSU -Dante stuff?



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantelsu.jpg

Texan_Bill
01-08-2008, 11:40 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantelsu.jpg

Dante 'LOVES' the color Purple....

TEXANS84
01-08-2008, 12:33 PM
That would be so wrong. That would be worse than the hand shake gag at the last game.

No, it would be so right.

DiapHer
01-08-2008, 12:45 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantemalone.jpg

Texan_Bill
01-08-2008, 12:50 PM
No, it would be so right.

Lauren wouldn't let you get away with shutting down her creation.... :bat:

Texan_Bill
01-08-2008, 12:51 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantemalone.jpg

He really did work on that tan during the Honeymoon....

TEXANS84
01-08-2008, 01:02 PM
Lauren wouldn't let you get away with shutting down her creation.... :bat:

I am the boss in that relationship, thank you very much.

Texan_Bill
01-08-2008, 01:03 PM
I am the boss in that relationship, thank you very much.

Lauren's out of town - huh??

DiapHer
01-08-2008, 01:27 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteburgerking.jpg

DiapHer
01-08-2008, 02:33 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefag.jpg

Texan_Lee
01-08-2008, 03:13 PM
Great job everyone!!! 94 pages so far!!!

100 pages is just in reach now!

GlassHalfFull
01-08-2008, 03:35 PM
I am the boss in that relationship, thank you very much.

Lauren's out of town - huh??

Or he is giving her computer a virus.

Lauren
01-08-2008, 03:54 PM
I am the boss in that relationship, thank you very much.
Aahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

haha

ha

Since when?

GlassHalfFull
01-08-2008, 03:58 PM
I am the boss in that relationship, thank you very much.

Aahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

haha

ha

Since when?


Honeymoon over already?? :stirpot:

DiapHer
01-08-2008, 03:58 PM
I think Dante' has the virus..............



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehottie.jpg

Specnatz
01-08-2008, 04:11 PM
I am the boss in that relationship, thank you very much.

Lauren's out of town - huh??

Aahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

haha

ha

Since when?

Reminds me of the Mansong.

I don't crap from anyone else but you
I wear the pants around hear when I finsih with your laundry
cause I am a guy you don't wanna fight, when I say jump you say yeah right
I am the man of the house until you get home
(chorus) Hes the man; hes the man (chorus)
What I say goes around here ... right out the window
I don't want to hear a lot of whinning so I will shut up
as soon as you learn who is boss around here,
the sooner you can give me my orders dear
cause I am head hancho around here but it is all in my head
(chorus) Hes the man; hes the man (chorus)
I can have sex anytime you want,
cause I am a man of needs but they are not that important
don't expect any flowers from me
because if I am not mistaken you prefer jewlery
I am the king of my castle when you not around
(chorus) Hes the man; hes the man (chorus)
I'll take to watching sports when ever I want to get in trouble
I will come home when I am good and ready to sleep on the couch
cause a man got to do what a mans go to do
and I am going to do what you tell me to do cause i am top dog around here;
but I have been nuetered
(chorus) Hes the man; hes the man (chorus)
You the man.

Joe Texan
01-08-2008, 04:30 PM
I just spewed water all over the puter, Dante your really showing your stuff

Lauren
01-08-2008, 05:14 PM
Honeymoon over already?? :stirpot:
No. He's never been the boss.

Poor thing. :D

brakos82
01-08-2008, 05:15 PM
I can't find my thread. I think Dante ate it.

GlassHalfFull
01-08-2008, 05:22 PM
No. He's never been the boss.

Poor thing. :D

Sometimes it is good to let them think they are or at least pretend to think they are. 22 years of experience speaking.:shades: Not that my husband has ever been under any illusions.

Texan_Bill
01-08-2008, 05:38 PM
Women, women, women....... I have always worn the pants in my relationships...........








Of course they have always told me what pants to where and when... :gun:

brakos82
01-08-2008, 05:41 PM
Women, women, women....... I have always worn the pants in my relationships...........








Of course they have always told me what pants to where and when... :gun:
And how to wear them...

Joe Texan
01-08-2008, 06:20 PM
How can you make a family when you have pants on

Tedc
01-08-2008, 06:26 PM
How can you make a family when you have pants on

You must not have made a family.

Joe Texan
01-08-2008, 06:33 PM
Thats because I always wear the pants

Tedc
01-08-2008, 06:46 PM
Thats because I always wear the pants

Must be hard to swim, shower, and sh/t.

Seems like a woman is always making me take my pants off. I don't mind that much, anymore.

TEXANS84
01-08-2008, 07:24 PM
Why is there more action in this thread than the NFL draft and discussion section?

Here is a link in case you guys have forgotten where it is:

http://texanstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=13

Brandon420tx
01-08-2008, 07:28 PM
Why is there more action in this thread than the NFL draft and discussion section?

Here is a link in case you guys have forgotten where it is:

http://texanstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=13

I think Dante is scared.:wild:

Joe Texan
01-08-2008, 08:56 PM
I say we draft another picture of Dante doing something funny


Diapher it is your pick

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 08:46 AM
I say we draft another picture of Dante doing something funny


Diapher it is your pick



Dante' rings out "little Dante'"



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesqueeze.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 08:46 AM
Dante' picks his next script.....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantescratch.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 08:48 AM
Hot and bothered, she's hot, he's bothered!!! :devilpig:





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantebeach.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 10:31 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantemcdonalds.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 10:32 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantepoledancingguide.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 10:33 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehilton.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 10:34 AM
Dante' when he see's another post from me!!!



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefight.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 10:34 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantegolf.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 10:35 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantecowgirl.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 10:35 AM
Dante' through the years...................





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantethroughtheyears.jpg

Joe Texan
01-09-2008, 10:41 AM
Hello 200

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 11:36 AM
*atxcoolguy's ideas*:doot:





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantecoves.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 11:36 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantecoves2.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 11:37 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantecoves1.jpg

ATX
01-09-2008, 11:47 AM
Possessed and Undressed.......:user:

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 12:04 PM
Texan_Joe's long lost sister...............



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantejoe.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 01:18 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantecheerleader-1.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 01:19 PM
Rub a Dub, Dub three men in a tub!!!





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantetub.jpg

ATX
01-09-2008, 01:23 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantecheerleader-1.jpg

Look at those strong legs on shim.......I bet he, I mean she works out alot.

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 01:47 PM
There are some YouTube videos that can give you a quick overview. Speaking of which, isn't it about time for another video?

:user:


Speaking of YouTube......Dante'Tube!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteyoutube.jpg

GlassHalfFull
01-09-2008, 01:59 PM
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/kdcoughlen/danteyoutubeb.jpg

GlassHalfFull
01-09-2008, 02:06 PM
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/kdcoughlen/dantecheeseb.jpg

ledzeppelin229
01-09-2008, 02:08 PM
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/kdcoughlen/dantecheeseb.jpg

Is that the Michelin Man?

http://skitzzo.com/images/michelin.jpg

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 02:26 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantetv.jpg

BullPenPhotos
01-09-2008, 02:30 PM
Rub a Dub, Dub three men in a tub!!!





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantetub.jpg

So is it just me...Or does the one in the back look like Yankee? :thinking:

Texan_Bill
01-09-2008, 02:34 PM
A LOT like Yankee...

At least we know he takes his horns off once in a while

GlassHalfFull
01-09-2008, 02:36 PM
A LOT like Yankee...

At least we know he takes his horns off once in a while

From the expression on Dante's face, I'm wondering exactly where his horns are.:thinking:

Texan_Bill
01-09-2008, 02:37 PM
From the expression on Dante's face, I'm wondering exactly where his horns are.:thinking:

Now that you mention it....... :hmmm:

Joe Texan
01-09-2008, 03:07 PM
Dante looks to be havin a blast this offseason.

DiapHer
01-09-2008, 03:13 PM
So is it just me...Or does the one in the back look like Yankee? :thinking:


:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:







http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandgang.jpg

Texan_Bill
01-09-2008, 03:25 PM
:yikes: :yikes:






http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandgang.jpg

:yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Too freakin funny!! Thats the winner - right there!!! I will never look at Ted, Yankee and Dante the same way - ever again....

76Texan
01-09-2008, 03:57 PM
Excellent job SuperD! http://texanstalk.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

BullPenPhotos
01-09-2008, 04:07 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandgang.jpg

At least Ted is wearing protection... :worm:

SheTexan
01-09-2008, 05:11 PM
:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:







http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandgang.jpg

TOOOOO damn funny Marcie!! Best one yet!! Got tears rolling down my face!

ATX
01-09-2008, 05:51 PM
:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:







http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandgang.jpg

Hey Dante, how many other people are in the tub with you?

Joe Texan
01-09-2008, 05:55 PM
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S00MjJXoVHHRUAIvz8w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTBnNnRrYzA 1BHNlYwNwcm9mBHNsawNpbWc-/SIG=11o8a5ogd/EXP=1200009289/**http%3A//www.youtube.com/v/wtiYMfNPE-k (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S00MjJXoVHHRUAIvz8w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTBnNnRrYzA 1BHNlYwNwcm9mBHNsawNpbWc-/SIG=11o8a5ogd/EXP=1200009289/**http%3A//www.youtube.com/v/wtiYMfNPE-k)


97 coming up

Joe Texan
01-09-2008, 07:06 PM
Dante can get around

Yankee_In_TX
01-09-2008, 07:34 PM
:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:







http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandgang.jpg

Hey! I resemble that remark!

GlassHalfFull
01-09-2008, 09:04 PM
That last one is a classic. Here are some post stats for those interested.

User Name Posts
DiapHer 347
Texan_Bill 281
TEXANS84 155
TD 138
Tedc 121
Lauren 91
Elle 77
Yankee_In_TX 76
Specnatz 75

ledzeppelin229
01-09-2008, 09:29 PM
That last one is a classic. Here are some post stats for those interested.

User Name Posts
DiapHer 347
Texan_Bill 281
TEXANS84 155
TD 138
Tedc 121
Lauren 91
Elle 77
Yankee_In_TX 76
Specnatz 75

Is that total posts within this thread? It's kind of disturbing for Bill...maybe an unnatural obsession with Dante? He hasn't actually been posting many for ridicule, just admiring.

ATX
01-09-2008, 09:43 PM
Is that total posts within this thread? It's kind of disturbing for Bill...maybe an unnatural obsession with Dante? He hasn't actually been posting many for ridicule, just admiring.

Oh we all know Bill is jealous he couldn't get in the tub with them, especially in Ted's spot.

GlassHalfFull
01-09-2008, 10:31 PM
Oh we all know Bill is jealous he couldn't get in the tub with them, especially in Ted's spot.

I'm sure that once Diaper has rested up that can be arranged.

TEXANS84
01-09-2008, 10:32 PM
:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:







http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandgang.jpg

HAHAHAHAHA!!! That is the best picture yet!

76Texan
01-09-2008, 11:27 PM
I find it quite disturbing that the culprit is actually enjoying the camaraderie time! http://texanstalk.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Joe Texan
01-09-2008, 11:41 PM
I find it disturbing that they all are smiling,

Tedc
01-10-2008, 05:32 AM
wow.

Tedc
01-10-2008, 05:38 AM
At least Ted is wearing protection... :worm:

....."living strong" with the yellow bands.



I guess I won't be running for political office now.

DiapHer
01-10-2008, 10:31 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantedrunk-1.jpg

DiapHer
01-10-2008, 10:32 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteclinton.jpg

Joe Texan
01-10-2008, 10:36 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantedrunk-1.jpg

Man Dante little too much to drink aye

Texan_Bill
01-10-2008, 12:31 PM
Is that total posts within this thread? It's kind of disturbing for Bill...maybe an unnatural obsession with Dante? He hasn't actually been posting many for ridicule, just admiring.

You may want to go ALLLLLLLLL the way back some 95+ pages. I ridicule plenty...




Psssssss.... and I sometimes help Diapher with ideas and lead-ins.

Texan_Bill
01-10-2008, 12:37 PM
Oh we all know Bill is jealous he couldn't get in the tub with them, especially in Ted's spot.

I'm sure that once Diaper has rested up that can be arranged.

No and NO!!!


Diapher.... we have an agreement.

DiapHer
01-10-2008, 01:13 PM
No and NO!!!


Diapher.... we have an agreement.


:bubble: :hmmm: :money:

DiapHer
01-10-2008, 01:22 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteKong.jpg

DiapHer
01-10-2008, 01:23 PM
Ewwwwwwww....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantebathingsuit.jpg

DiapHer
01-10-2008, 01:25 PM
Double Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehappy.jpg

DiapHer
01-10-2008, 01:35 PM
Not sure how our Texan British friends will take Dante's love for Margaret Thatcher.............





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantemargaretthacher.jpg

ATX
01-10-2008, 01:49 PM
Ewwwwwwww....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantebathingsuit.jpg

They kinda look like cousins........and I mean it.

Brandon420tx
01-10-2008, 01:52 PM
Maybe that was taken at Dante's Nashville estate?

DiapHer
01-10-2008, 01:55 PM
They kinda look like cousins........and I mean it.


I think they call that "kissing cousins"

Joe Texan
01-10-2008, 02:36 PM
I think they call that "kissing cousins"

I call that gross, A woman with facial hair





98 and counting

Texan_Bill
01-10-2008, 02:41 PM
I call that gross, A woman with facial hair





98 and counting

Didn't your old girlfriend have facial hair?... The one that threw the drink in my face (in front of the chick that I was dating at the time)????!

ledzeppelin229
01-10-2008, 02:52 PM
You may want to go ALLLLLLLLL the way back some 95+ pages. I ridicule plenty...




Psssssss.... and I sometimes help Diapher with ideas and lead-ins.

True I should have been more specific..ridicule in the sense of posting pictures of your own (of Dante). If you aren't with us, you're against us. But if you are behind the scenes with DiapHer, I won't accuse you anymore of being a Dante sympathizer.

We can't have any moles in this operation.

After investigating the first 5-6 pages -

In fact, I will sporting the black socks and sandals this Saturday at the Draft Party!!

Very important safety tip... Thanks Ted. Although when I used to cook in the nude, I would still wear my black socks.

I think Bill deserves everything coming to him in this thread. I think he likes Dante and his black socks.

Texan_Bill
01-10-2008, 03:01 PM
True I should have been more specific..ridicule in the sense of posting pictures of your own (of Dante). If you aren't with us, you're against us. But if you are behind the scenes with DiapHer, I won't accuse you anymore of being a Dante sympathizer.

We can't have any moles in this operation.

............................

ledzeppelin229
01-10-2008, 03:15 PM
............................

Spanish Inquisition. Didn't expect it?

Texan_Bill
01-10-2008, 03:22 PM
Spanish Inquisition. Didn't expect it?

Dude... I really have no idea what you are talking about.. Maybe its my sobriety today... :cool:

ledzeppelin229
01-10-2008, 03:28 PM
Dude... I really have no idea what you are talking about.. Maybe its my sobriety today... :cool:

Offseason drives some of us insane....its happening early this time.

Brandon420tx
01-10-2008, 03:30 PM
32 more posts to go... I think we'll reach 100.

ledzeppelin229
01-10-2008, 03:32 PM
Undoubtedly. Unless I get distracted by a computer game or go buy food since all I have left in the house is candy, I'll probably be posting crap on here for awhile longer.

GlassHalfFull
01-10-2008, 03:34 PM
Offseason drives some of us insane....its happening early this time.

I view this as the pre-offseason. My teams are done, but football is still going on. I guess it is a way to slowly wean myself off football instead of going cold turkey.

I can't post anymore, my cat has decided to get affectionate and is rubbing all over the keyboard and the mouse. Typing this much has taken forever, because I have to keep fixing his additions.

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/kdcoughlen/fatcat.jpg

ledzeppelin229
01-10-2008, 03:35 PM
SOB...I had some chocolate next to my computer....but didn't realize my laptop was putting out enough heat on that side to somewhat melt it. Unfortunate...good thing it was all in the wrappers still.

ledzeppelin229
01-10-2008, 03:37 PM
I view this as the pre-offseason. My teams are done, but football is still going on. I guess it is a way to slowly wean myself off football instead of going cold turkey.

I can't post anymore, my cat has decided to get affectionate and is rubbing all over the keyboard and the mouse. Typing this much has taken forever, because I have to keep fixing his additions.

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/kdcoughlen/fatcat.jpg

True theres still some stuff going on. And the draft to look forward to. Maybe when classes start back and some friends get back in San Marcos I won't resort to the message board to harass people (Sorry Bill).

ObsiWan
01-10-2008, 03:38 PM
Ewwwwwwww....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantebathingsuit.jpg

Please...
Sweet mother of mercy...
make
it
STOP!!

ATX
01-10-2008, 03:55 PM
98 pages and counting....






























99 woop

ledzeppelin229
01-10-2008, 03:56 PM
98 pages and counting....




99 woop


It still says 98 to me....come on thread...you can do it!

Joe Texan
01-10-2008, 04:11 PM
Those hairs were coming out of the wart on her nose Bill, She had used a spell to make me thing she was ok.
her comes 99

Joe Texan
01-10-2008, 04:13 PM
And I believe that Diapher has the right to post the funniest picture ever on the 100th thread page what do yall think




99?

ATX
01-10-2008, 04:16 PM
Agree, are we at 99 yet?

GlassHalfFull
01-10-2008, 04:17 PM
And I believe that Diapher has the right to post the funniest picture ever on the 100th thread page what do yall think




99?

Post 1961 will be the top of page 99.

I like your idea of Diapher taking the honors for the top of page 100.

My cat is grumpy again, I can now type. For about 15 min a day he wants to be friendly. Typical male.

ATX
01-10-2008, 04:19 PM
Post 1961 will be the top of page 99.

I like your idea of Diapher taking the honors for the top of page 100.

My cat is grumpy again, I can now type. For about 15 min a day he wants to be friendly. Typical male.

So this is the last on page of 98?

Brandon420tx
01-10-2008, 04:22 PM
So this is the last on page of 98?

And this is the first of 99.

DiapHer
01-10-2008, 05:40 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantenew.jpg

Khari
01-10-2008, 06:13 PM
only 40 pages for me

bigfan77801
01-10-2008, 11:30 PM
Spanish Inquisition. Didn't expect it?

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!:shades:

ledzeppelin229
01-11-2008, 03:20 AM
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!:shades:

Well I'm glad someone at least got that...

BigWig
01-11-2008, 07:58 AM
If we get to 100 is that a first here on these boards?
Keep it coming, where is Diapher, is she snowed under?

Texan_Bill
01-11-2008, 08:23 AM
If we get to 100 is that a first here on these boards?
Keep it coming, where is Diapher, is she snowed under?

Tom, she has some family business to take care of....



check your PM

GlassHalfFull
01-11-2008, 03:06 PM
Diapher, do you want us to get this up to around 1980 for you? I'm hoping you have something special planned for post 1981.

ledzeppelin229
01-11-2008, 03:19 PM
If we get to 100 is that a first here on these boards?
Keep it coming, where is Diapher, is she snowed under?

The "Random Thought" thread is at 217 pages...I think thats our longest right now.

DiapHer
01-11-2008, 05:33 PM
Oh, I have something planned that's for sure but my husbands 101 year old Grandmother passed away last evening, visitation is Sunday evening and the funeral is Monday morning so I will be tied up for awhile but I will be working on it in between times. This project will take up at least a couple pages so keep this thread on hold until I can get back!!! :devilpig:

BigWig
01-14-2008, 07:46 AM
Oh, I have something planned that's for sure but my husbands 101 year old Grandmother passed away last evening, visitation is Sunday evening and the funeral is Monday morning so I will be tied up for awhile but I will be working on it in between times. This project will take up at least a couple pages so keep this thread on hold until I can get back!!! :devilpig:

I knew we could count on you and I am sorry to hear about your loss, take care.

DiapHer
01-15-2008, 08:31 AM
I knew we could count on you and I am sorry to hear about your loss, take care.


Thanks Tom, I'm back now time to get back to work on this grand finale of 100 pages:devilpig:

Joe Texan
01-15-2008, 10:45 AM
Welcome back, We missed you

DiapHer
01-15-2008, 01:11 PM
Welcome back, We missed you


You might not be saying that after I get finished with my project:devilpig:

Texan_Bill
01-15-2008, 01:17 PM
You might not be saying that after I get finished with my project:devilpig:

Ummmm. Oh yeah!!! :user:

DiapHer
01-15-2008, 01:39 PM
Ummmm. Oh yeah!!! :user:
...same with you, your direct deposit has not reached my bank account yet!!!:goodbad:

BigWig
01-16-2008, 07:38 AM
Thanks Tom, I'm back now time to get back to work on this grand finale of 100 pages:devilpig:

Who said we need to end at 100? Lets do 1000!:thinking:

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 08:11 AM
Who said we need to end at 100? Lets do 1000!:thinking:

Not me, I look at it as a 100th page tribute celebration.. 25 photo's worth:devilpig: If things go right I should be able to have it finished today:splits:

Texan_Bill
01-16-2008, 08:24 AM
...same with you, your direct deposit has not reached my bank account yet!!!:goodbad:

Wasn't aware we had negotiated a final price.... :twocents:

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:39 PM
I think Dante' forgot to tell Lauren about his "other" wedding!!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page1.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:40 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page2.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:41 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantenew-1.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:41 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante4-2.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:42 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page5.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:43 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page6.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:44 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page7.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:47 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteguestbook8.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:48 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/BillWedding.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:48 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante10.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:49 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante11.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:50 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dante12.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:50 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante13.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:51 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante14.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:52 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dante15.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:53 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dante16.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:53 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page17.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:54 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dante18.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:55 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante19.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:55 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante20.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:56 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante21.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:57 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page22.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:57 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantejoe-1.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:58 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page23.jpg

DiapHer
01-16-2008, 01:59 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page25.jpg

Texan_Bill
01-16-2008, 02:00 PM
Diapher,

A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Tedc
01-16-2008, 02:27 PM
Wow!!

I can't wait for the honeymoon pics!

Lauren
01-16-2008, 02:37 PM
I. Can't. Breathe.

That was the funniest damn thing I've ever seen!

ATX
01-16-2008, 02:58 PM
:thumbup: :lol: :popcorn: :bowdown:

BigWig
01-16-2008, 03:26 PM
Way to funny, the best yet, you really out did yourself.
I cant even imagine TD matching this!

SheTexan
01-16-2008, 04:03 PM
THe next thread of this size belongs to none other than our friend and photocrop queen MARCIE, aka diapHer!!!! Anyone willing to get one started?? Dante??????? Bill???? Ted???? Are you all gonna let her slide by with only a glimmer of a pic of HER??? Come on guys, get it started!! I'll send ya some pics to get started with!:)

LonghornBabe
01-16-2008, 04:05 PM
WOW...Marcie, you have ENTIRELY too much time on your hands! I am just thankful the pics of me aren't "too" bad!! :)

By the way Gma....I have some HILARIOUS pics of Marcie as well as video! ;)

TEXANS84
01-16-2008, 04:06 PM
Sad thing is, I can't see any of those pictures while up at work.

I can only imagine it's content.

Texans_Chick
01-16-2008, 04:35 PM
Sad thing is, I can't see any of those pictures while up at work.

I can only imagine it's content.

It is genius. It is too beautiful to describe.

We must get this thread over 200 by next season. :texflag:

Lauren
01-16-2008, 04:39 PM
LOL He just called me from his desk to ask what it was. He died laughing when I told him...I can only imagine what he's going to do when he actually gets to see it! :D

And yes, let's get one started for Marcie!

Texan_Lee
01-16-2008, 04:58 PM
I think it took me about 10 minutes to crawl back into my chair off the floor... damn good job there, Marcie!!!!

Definately one of the best posts on here yet!

76Texan
01-16-2008, 06:43 PM
Among the weirdest things is I can imagine Bill exactly as such! LMHO! :user:

Joe Texan
01-16-2008, 07:45 PM
I just coughed up a lung I was laughing so hard, I will get the Dr. bill to ya Marci. jk

TEXANS84
01-17-2008, 08:19 AM
Bravo!!

That was funny as hell. But are you sure that some of those pictures aren't real of Bill?

Great job Marcie, that was hilarious.

Specnatz
01-17-2008, 08:43 AM
I to laughed real hard it was very well done and implimented to perfection.

DiapHer
01-17-2008, 12:13 PM
That was FUN making there were a few moments when I thought I was going to wet my pants laughing.


THe next thread of this size belongs to none other than our friend and photocrop queen MARCIE, aka diapHer!!!! Anyone willing to get one started?? Dante??????? Bill???? Ted???? Are you all gonna let her slide by with only a glimmer of a pic of HER??? Come on guys, get it started!! I'll send ya some pics to get started with!:)

Only if I get to make my "own" pictures :user:

WOW...Marcie, you have ENTIRELY too much time on your hands! I am just thankful the pics of me aren't "too" bad!! :)

By the way Gma....I have some HILARIOUS pics of Marcie as well as video! ;)

LonghornBabe I have come up with the wager for Keith's and mine next UT vs. Nebraska bet...WHEN I win that youtube video gets BURNED!!!! :wild:(did you ever get "that" jersey back from BullPen Andy?)

Hardcore Texan
01-17-2008, 01:00 PM
That was hilarious and extremely creative.

Andrew6
01-17-2008, 02:32 PM
Amy says, " That was a masterpiece! I do have to say though. . . I look better than that!!! LMAO I couldn't stop laughing and i will be laughing about that one for weeks!!! I will have to show my friends! Great job guys!" Ames

wecamp
01-17-2008, 08:57 PM
I knew there waS a reason that Oklahoma lost the Fiesta Bowl, it was the Coach!!!

Tammy

DiapHer
01-18-2008, 08:02 AM
I knew there waS a reason that Oklahoma lost the Fiesta Bowl, it was the Coach!!!

Tammy


Geez, I'm not even sure I could be THAT mean to Dante'!!

gary
01-18-2008, 01:04 PM
I just keep on laughing.

Texan_Bill
01-18-2008, 02:29 PM
So in that other thread 'Pass the torch-Embarrasing pics thread' started by
TEXANS84 - your choice would be to continue to torture Dante???


Next stop 150 pages......

Da_General
01-21-2008, 01:16 AM
4 days to go through this thread from the beginning. Thank you for making a long weekend QUITE enjoyable. You people are CRAZY, you know. Stark raving mad. Gives me a whole new perspective on visiting the Blue Crew on gamedays.

76Texan
01-22-2008, 02:08 PM
It started out so innocently! :elle:

DiapHer
01-23-2008, 09:36 AM
For old times sake until we can determine the next winner.....:devilpig:




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefriend.jpg

Texan_Bill
01-23-2008, 09:50 AM
Diapher bailed you out, eh TD???

Hilarious!!

brakos82
01-27-2008, 03:15 PM
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/1/27/itshideousoh128459320522671250.jpg

Texans_Chick
01-28-2008, 03:56 PM
We can't let the payback thread kill this thread.

It would be un-American. (You see, any time you want to get your way about something, you have to call the opposing view un-American).

Tedc
01-28-2008, 05:04 PM
Dante is doing he best Wizard of Oz impression (pay no atttention to the curtain!).

This thread may be able to reach 200 pages before regular season. Any takers???

GlassHalfFull
01-28-2008, 05:11 PM
Dante is doing he best Wizard of Oz impression (pay no atttention to the curtain!).

This thread may be able to reach 200 pages before regular season. Any takers???

I would love to contribute, but don't have photoshop and can't justify the outrageous cost to buy it. Does anyone know of trustworthy, free photoshop type downloads? I would really enjoy learning how to manipulate photos.

BTW, Ted, did you know my son had a crush on your daughter in the 5th grade?

Tedc
01-28-2008, 05:18 PM
I would love to contribute, but don't have photoshop and can't justify the outrageous cost to buy it. Does anyone know of trustworthy, free photoshop type downloads? I would really enjoy learning how to manipulate photos.

BTW, Ted, did you know my son had a crush on your daughter in the 5th grade?


Just posting remarks from time to time helps.

Check your PM.

TEXANS84
01-28-2008, 05:38 PM
Check your PM.

Uh oh!!

GlassHalfFull
01-28-2008, 06:01 PM
Uh oh!!

Talk about paranoid, not everything is about you. LOL

Of course, even paranoid people occasionally have someone after them. And you probably have more reason to worry than most.

Texan_Bill
01-28-2008, 06:02 PM
Talk about paranoid, not everything is about you. LOL

102 pages dedicated to you, you might be paranoid also.... :lol:

jjjezebel
01-28-2008, 06:22 PM
Does anyone know of trustworthy, free photoshop type downloads? I would really enjoy learning how to manipulate photos.

If you're a PC user, check out Paint.net (http://www.getpaint.net/). It's free, and not too bad...

:doot:

TD
01-29-2008, 05:48 AM
This is what I use. Works great and its free.

http://www.freeserifsoftware.com/software/photoplus/default.asp

Tedc
01-29-2008, 02:20 PM
This is what I use. Works great and its free.

http://www.freeserifsoftware.com/software/photoplus/default.asp

Well now, we can all get busy with our very own Dante pics. I have yet to do one...I am kinda looking forward to it.

200 here we come!

Texan_Bill
01-29-2008, 02:35 PM
Well now, we can all get busy with our very own Dante pics. I have yet to do one...I am kinda looking forward to it.

200 here we come!

Ted, I have already been playing around with it and trying to teach myself.. lol: lol:

Tedc
01-29-2008, 02:40 PM
Ted, I have already been playing around with it and trying to teach myself.. lol: lol:

That is why you have been so quiet.

Texan_Bill
01-29-2008, 02:42 PM
That is why you have been so quiet.

yessir....

Tedc
01-30-2008, 11:21 AM
yessir....

What are you gonna do with all them there pics, Bill?

TEXANS84
01-30-2008, 11:22 AM
What are you gonna do with all them there

See: Titan form application----ACCEPTED!!!!!

Tedc
01-30-2008, 11:35 AM
See: Titan form application----ACCEPTED!!!!!

That's Titian to you, sir!

They sent me an e-mail- they want you for their Hall of Fame!

Tedc
01-30-2008, 11:35 AM
200 here we come!!

Texan_Bill
01-30-2008, 12:05 PM
What are you gonna do with all them there pics, Bill?

Not sure just yet.... Any suggestions??

TD
01-30-2008, 08:45 PM
Just me...and...my...shadow...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DanteDance.gif

TEXANS84
01-30-2008, 08:46 PM
LOL, that's awesome. You would have made pass the torch, but nobody has surfaced with your picture.

In due time, you and Diapher will have your own thread.

TD
01-30-2008, 08:52 PM
LOL, that's awesome. You would have made pass the torch, but nobody has surfaced with your picture.

In due time, you and Diapher will have your own thread.

Ha Ha. I even pulled one off my web site a while back just in case.

I am really hoping to come see you all next year. I joined a group of guys that are visiting different NFL stadiums each year. This year was KC, next year is narrowed down to Phoenix, Dallas, or Houston. We're just waiting on the schedule.

Tedc
01-31-2008, 05:42 PM
Just me...and...my...shadow...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DanteDance.gif


Cool!

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:47 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page1-1.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:47 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page2-1.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:48 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page3.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:49 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page4.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:50 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page5-1.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:50 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page6-1.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:51 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page7-1.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:52 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page8.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:52 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page9.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:53 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page10.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:54 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page11.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:54 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page12.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:55 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/powerbusiness.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:56 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page14.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:56 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page15.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:57 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page16.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:57 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page17-1.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:58 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page18.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:59 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page19.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 02:59 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page20.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 03:00 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/aa.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 03:01 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page22-1.jpg

DiapHer
02-01-2008, 03:01 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Page21.jpg

Texan_Bill
02-01-2008, 03:05 PM
Oh... Jesus... my stomach is hurting. My office has no idea what I am laughing at.....


AWESOME!!!