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Tedc
11-07-2007, 02:30 PM
Only 79 pages? This will NEVER get to 100 pages!!!


I was thinking.... because the nuptuals of a certain couple are looming.....we should have some wedding pictures of BOTH Dante and Lauren to commemorate their love for eachother.

Any thoughts?

Texan_Bill
11-07-2007, 02:32 PM
I'm sure Diapher and TD can think of something...

Yankee_In_TX
11-07-2007, 02:37 PM
Only 79 pages? This will NEVER get to 100 pages!!!


I was thinking.... because the nuptuals of a certain couple are looming.....we should have some wedding pictures of BOTH Dante and Lauren to commemorate their love for eachother.

Any thoughts?

I thought we had a wedding picture? (someone go find it, I'm studying!)

DiapHer
11-07-2007, 03:00 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantelauren.jpg

Tedc
11-07-2007, 03:05 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantelauren.jpg


Why does Dante have the bouquet??

Lauren, I love that you are not affraid to wear white!!

Tedc
11-07-2007, 03:10 PM
I thought we had a wedding picture? (someone go find it, I'm studying!)

Yeah, there was one but it seemed to have that Jacksonville setting in which the couple had not yet heard of a double wide.

Texan_Bill
11-07-2007, 03:14 PM
Yeah, there was one but it seemed to have that Jacksonville setting in which the couple had not yet heard of a double wide.


Was that the one where Lauren, errrrrrrrrr 'the bride' was pregnant smoking a cigarette???

DiapHer
11-07-2007, 04:15 PM
So it comes back to haunt him once again....


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danterosieanddonald.jpg

Texan_Bill
11-07-2007, 04:16 PM
What a 'handsome' couple Rosie and Dante make...

texasguy346
11-07-2007, 04:20 PM
I wonder if Rosie made him sit down to pee.

TEXANS84
11-08-2007, 12:01 AM
I wonder if Rosie made him sit down to pee.

Sometimes you gotta pee sitting down. Whats the deal with that?

Specnatz
11-08-2007, 12:23 AM
Sometimes you gotta pee sitting down. Whats the deal with that?

Ask Richard Simmons that question he would be more able to answer you.


Sorry could not resist.

BigWig
11-08-2007, 07:27 AM
Ask Richard Simmons that question he would be more able to answer you.


Sorry could not resist.

Why do you know what Richard says? Is he your secret fantasy?

Texan_Bill
11-08-2007, 07:44 AM
Spec.... Wig beat me to it.
Listen to Richard Simmons lately?????




Dante can sit if he needs to. Do not agitate the Rosie!

powerfuldragon
11-08-2007, 08:54 AM
So it comes back to haunt him once again....


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danterosieanddonald.jpg
WHOA...

DiapHer
11-08-2007, 11:04 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantemiller.jpg

DiapHer
11-08-2007, 11:15 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantebride.jpg

Specnatz
11-08-2007, 11:16 AM
Why do you know what Richard says? Is he your secret fantasy?

Spec.... Wig beat me to it.
Listen to Richard Simmons lately?????


Dante can sit if he needs to. Do not agitate the Rosie!


First of all **** both of yall lmao


Secondly have you ever watch him on the Letterman show? That should give you your answer right there.

Texan_Bill
11-08-2007, 11:20 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantemiller.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantebride.jpg

^^^^^^Freakin' hilarious^^^^^^
************************************************** ******


Secondly have you ever watch him on the Letterman show?

Ummmm, NO!!

When Letterman announces who will be on the show, if I hear Richard Simmons' name mentioned, I go to SportsCenter for updates...

DiapHer
11-08-2007, 11:28 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/book_cover_full.jpg

Specnatz
11-08-2007, 11:50 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantebride.jpg

The in laws must really love his hat. :bat:

Texan_Bill
11-08-2007, 11:53 AM
The in laws must really love his hat. :bat:

LMAO.. I didn't snap that it was the thong..

Yankee_In_TX
11-08-2007, 12:28 PM
The in laws must really love his hat. :bat:

WTF is going on in that picture?

LMAO @ the Miller ad.

Tedc
11-08-2007, 12:41 PM
WTF is going on in that picture?



I was wondering the same.

DiapHer
11-08-2007, 12:57 PM
Dante' getting dining etiquette from the in-laws


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteinlaws.jpg

Tedc
11-08-2007, 01:05 PM
This brings up SO many new questions about Lauren's parents.

DiapHer
11-08-2007, 01:10 PM
Dante' finally finds the PERFECT swimsuit for their honeymoon on the beach!!!!



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteswimsuit.jpg

Tedc
11-08-2007, 01:12 PM
Dante' finally finds the PERFECT swimsuit for their honeymoon on the beach!!!!



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteswimsuit.jpg

Niiiiicccce socks!


Rep!

Joe Texan
11-08-2007, 03:43 PM
this is repulsively funny

Lauren
11-11-2007, 03:34 PM
LOL Those are great! I hadn't had a chance to look at the new ones over the past few days.

Hi everyone!

Texan_Bill
11-12-2007, 07:56 AM
Dante' finally finds the PERFECT swimsuit for their honeymoon on the beach!!!!



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteswimsuit.jpg

AWESOME!!!
LOL Those are great! I hadn't had a chance to look at the new ones over the past few days.

Hi everyone!
Lauren, you must be sooooo proud!!!

DiapHer
11-12-2007, 01:34 PM
Hollywood's actual footage from his camera phone on the streets of L.A. from Dante's bachelor party *something involving choking his chicken AGAIN*. You will have to ask Hollywood for details..........




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantebachlorette.jpg

DiapHer
11-12-2007, 02:03 PM
Moments after saying the I do's and seeing Hollywood's photo's..."Lauren's deadly shoes"!!!!



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantewedding-1.jpg

Specnatz
11-12-2007, 02:07 PM
Moments after saying the I do's and seeing Hollywood's photo's..."Lauren's deadly shoes"!!!!



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantewedding-1.jpg


LMAO ................

And everyone is Kung-Fu Fighting. :splits:

DiapHer
11-12-2007, 02:44 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantebathroom-1.jpg

GlassHalfFull
11-12-2007, 03:21 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantebathroom-1.jpg


Only Dante would wear black socks with his wedding dress.

DiapHer
11-13-2007, 11:06 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantebathroom1.jpg

Texan_Bill
11-13-2007, 11:26 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantebathroom1.jpg

Now thats funny!!!

TD
11-13-2007, 12:45 PM
Wonder who wears the pants in the new household?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/BallandChain.jpg

DiapHer
11-13-2007, 01:04 PM
I'm wondering whose the mechanic?




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/wedding-dress-mechanics.jpg

DiapHer
11-13-2007, 01:05 PM
A nice added bounus to the outside wedding photo's:shades:



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantephotoshoot.jpg

DiapHer
11-13-2007, 01:08 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/funny.jpg


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/laurendrinking.jpg

DiapHer
11-13-2007, 01:09 PM
Dante' just can't seem to get enough of Elvis!!!:devilpig:





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantelaurenelvis.jpg

powerfuldragon
11-13-2007, 01:13 PM
i bet i can chug faster than you. i've used my ninjitsu imbibing technique to hustle plenty of extra pints.

Texan_Bill
11-13-2007, 01:35 PM
So... Lauren and Dante, are you bringing the Wedding Album to the next tailgate that y'all come to?!? I'm sure whats posted hear is just a 'teaser'!!

Lauren
11-13-2007, 11:16 PM
Uh, luckily we will have one. Our original photographers didn't show up and one of the groomsmen (he owns Barstool magazine) found new ones at the last minute for us. They have done photo shoots for him and did him, and us, a favor.

Ryan and Lindsay can vouch...the wedding started almost 40 minutes late or more because of it.

Yankee_In_TX
11-14-2007, 09:16 AM
Uh, luckily we will have one. Our original photographers didn't show up and one of the groomsmen (he owns Barstool magazine) found new ones at the last minute for us. They have done photo shoots for him and did him, and us, a favor.

Ryan and Lindsay can vouch...the wedding started almost 40 minutes late or more because of it.

All I remember is an ugly Orange haze...And anger....And a really cute little flower girl...and a buffet...and an open bar...and cheesy back up dancing (must have been the open bar)...and the ugliest cockroach EVER (I need to post the picture of that puppy!)

Tedc
11-14-2007, 09:24 AM
...and the ugliest cockroach EVER

Who would invite a cockroach to a wedding?

Yankee_In_TX
11-14-2007, 09:31 AM
*insert cockroach Dante' picture from earlier*

DiapHer
11-14-2007, 10:32 AM
*insert cockroach Dante' picture from earlier*


Here is one of them I can't find the other....


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante4-1.jpg

Lauren
11-14-2007, 12:34 PM
All I remember is an ugly Orange haze...And anger....And a really cute little flower girl...and a buffet...and an open bar...and cheesy back up dancing (must have been the open bar)...and the ugliest cockroach EVER (I need to post the picture of that puppy!)
Gross! Was it inside?

Sorry about that loss, but it made for a really great moment when I first saw my daddy. :D

DiapHer
11-15-2007, 01:22 PM
The "Madden Curse"



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantemadden.jpg

Texan_Bill
11-15-2007, 01:30 PM
The "Madden Curse"



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantemadden.jpg

WHat?!?! :backsout:

DiapHer
11-15-2007, 01:43 PM
And so the honeymoon starts in Mexico.....




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Danteonhishoneymoom.jpg

SheTexan
11-15-2007, 03:03 PM
How was your grandpa Lauren? I hope he had a blast and filled your day with lots of joy.

Yankee_In_TX
11-15-2007, 03:26 PM
How was your grandpa Lauren? I hope he had a blast and filled your day with lots of joy.

Not sure who it was, but some of the elder guests were REALLY tearing it up on the dance floor!

TEXANS84
11-15-2007, 10:02 PM
Not sure who it was, but some of the elder guests were REALLY tearing it up on the dance floor!

Dude, that was friggin hilarious. Our coordinator didn't leave because of that. She couldn't stop laughing.

Where's the pics? You've got permission!

Brando
11-16-2007, 02:16 PM
Here's Texans84 with his buddies, TO,Matt,and Marion.



http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/TOandDantebeginning.jpg

GlassHalfFull
11-16-2007, 02:18 PM
Here's Texans84 with his buddies, TO,Nash,and Marion.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Amberlybutterfly/todanteandnashlol.jpg

You should have put his face on Nash, the body hair would have matched up much better. :splits:

TD
11-16-2007, 04:17 PM
Not sure who it was, but some of the elder guests were REALLY tearing it up on the dance floor!

Where's the pics? You've got permission!

Got it. Not sure, but I think he's related to 84.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/174558_muytico_bailando.gif

Yankee_In_TX
11-16-2007, 06:08 PM
Dude, that was friggin hilarious. Our coordinator didn't leave because of that. She couldn't stop laughing.

Where's the pics? You've got permission!

No pictures, sorry!

Lauren
11-17-2007, 08:02 AM
How was your grandpa Lauren? I hope he had a blast and filled your day with lots of joy.
He was great! We could tell that he wasn't feeling "himself", but it didn't stop him from grabbing the mic and giving an impromptu speech. Had everyone in tears.

Brando
11-17-2007, 09:57 AM
Got it. Not sure, but I think he's related to 84.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/174558_muytico_bailando.gif

Funny!

Mini Dante in action.

Brandon420tx
11-18-2007, 10:41 PM
Soo. Did you guys have the Cardboard cut out or what?

powerfuldragon
11-19-2007, 10:36 AM
And so the honeymoon starts in Mexico.....




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Danteonhishoneymoom.jpg

that is a *******ing great picture.

DiapHer
11-19-2007, 10:42 AM
Soo. Did you guys have the Cardboard cut out or what?


No need for that, BullPenPhoto spotted him right off the bat....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesaintsfan.jpg

Texan_Bill
11-19-2007, 10:45 AM
No need for that, BullPenPhoto spotted him right off the bat....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesaintsfan.jpg

Thought she looked familiar... .

DiapHer
11-19-2007, 11:12 AM
Dante' taking in the scenery................


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantecactus.jpg

DiapHer
11-19-2007, 11:13 AM
His new swimsuit seems to be working....well sort of!!!



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteswimsuit-1.jpg

DiapHer
11-19-2007, 11:15 AM
WTF


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteheadinthesand.jpg

DiapHer
11-20-2007, 11:25 AM
Dante' and Lauren taking in a little deep sea diving....she looks impressed with his biiiggggg fish!!!




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandlaurensnorkling.jpg

DiapHer
11-20-2007, 01:20 PM
Hopefully there is not any sharks in there.


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteswimming-1.jpg

Texan_Bill
11-20-2007, 01:25 PM
Awesome Marcie!!!

TD
11-20-2007, 02:43 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Beach.jpg

DiapHer
11-20-2007, 03:14 PM
I've been waiting for that one TD :specnatz:

Texan_Bill
11-20-2007, 04:34 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Beach.jpg

Well, I was getting pretty hungry and starting to think about what I want to fix or pick-up for supper... After seeing that, I think I will passing on eating tonight.

DiapHer
11-21-2007, 10:35 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Danteairplane1.jpg

Lauren
11-22-2007, 08:54 PM
Hahaha...he was actually good on the flights there and back! It might be too early to say that he's been cured of his fear of flying, but I was really proud of him. :D

Might have been the free Jack and Cokes though.

TEXANS84
11-23-2007, 10:36 AM
Dante' and Lauren taking in a little deep sea diving....she looks impressed with his biiiggggg fish!!!




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandlaurensnorkling.jpg

That's pretty much identical to Lauren's reaction when she heard a baraccuda was behind her.

TEXANS84
11-23-2007, 10:37 AM
Hahaha...he was actually good on the flights there and back! It might be too early to say that he's been cured of his fear of flying, but I was really proud of him. :D

Might have been the free Jack and Cokes though.

It definitley was the Jack and Cokes.

Yankee_In_TX
11-23-2007, 11:33 AM
That's pretty much identical to Lauren's reaction when she heard a baraccuda was behind her.

Dude, we do NOT need to know your pet name for your man part.

BigWig
11-23-2007, 02:11 PM
Barracuda'a are harmless, they are not even really a shark, just a stinky fish!
Besides they are all over Cozumel!

TD
11-26-2007, 02:30 PM
The honeymoon cruise...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Cruise-1.jpg

DiapHer
11-26-2007, 02:30 PM
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WIN 2 TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID INCLUDING AIR FARES TO THE 2008 SUPER BOWL XLII in ARIZONA!!!



To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly
answer the following questions and send your answers to:

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1. Which student seems to appear scared of cockroaches?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?

Good Luck!










http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dan.jpg

powerfuldragon
11-26-2007, 02:34 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dan.jpg


that's *******ing scary.

TD
11-27-2007, 03:54 PM
Dance Dante!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/SmallDancing2.gif

That ought to give someone here the heebie jeebies.

GlassHalfFull
11-27-2007, 04:31 PM
Dance Dante!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/SmallDancing2.gif

That ought to give someone here the heebie jeebies.

I think we all need a laugh today. Poor Yankee.:heart:

Brando
11-27-2007, 06:29 PM
that's *******ing scary.

and funny at the same time,lol.

TEXANS84
11-27-2007, 10:47 PM
Dance Dante!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/SmallDancing2.gif

That ought to give someone here the heebie jeebies.

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Boo.

TD
11-28-2007, 06:48 AM
PM Khari. She can make it happen for you.

powerfuldragon
11-28-2007, 10:05 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dan.jpg


and funny at the same time,lol.

haha... my favorite one is the one rocking the chili bowl in the bottom right corner.

Texan_Lee
11-28-2007, 01:07 PM
Dante... those kids look a lot like you... do you have something you want to tell us about your past?? :shades:

Yankee_In_TX
11-28-2007, 01:19 PM
Dance Dante!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/SmallDancing2.gif

That ought to give someone here the heebie jeebies.

I think I just wet myself.




Dante, did you pick up your wedding gift at the mall yet?

Texan_Bill
11-28-2007, 01:33 PM
Dance Dante!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/SmallDancing2.gif

That ought to give someone here the heebie jeebies.

Important safety tip... DO NOT eat potato chips while looking at this thread...

BullPenPhotos
11-28-2007, 02:01 PM
Dance Dante!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/SmallDancing2.gif

That ought to give someone here the heebie jeebies.

Just a FYI...This is picture 299...Once we hit 300 I think it will be time for a new video...

stevn8r
11-28-2007, 02:32 PM
Did someone say 300?
Here Ya Go!!!


http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc27/stevn8r/dante300.jpg

DiapHer
11-28-2007, 03:01 PM
Did someone say 300?
Here Ya Go!!!


http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc27/stevn8r/dante300.jpg

That is great where have you been the past couple months, you need to join in the fun!!!:devilpig:

jjjezebel
11-28-2007, 05:51 PM
Did someone say 300?
Here Ya Go!!!


http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc27/stevn8r/dante300.jpg

This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :doot:

Joe Texan
11-29-2007, 12:38 PM
Man Dante is back from the honey do and right back to traveling the world

Tedc
12-01-2007, 06:27 AM
There is NO WAY this thread reaches 100 pages by season's end.:wild:

BigWig
12-01-2007, 08:34 AM
Why not?:user:

Brandon420tx
12-01-2007, 04:17 PM
Heres one more post to help out...

DiapHer
12-01-2007, 05:33 PM
Dante' the "Flaming Tennessee Tampax Meatball"



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantetitian.jpg

BigWig
12-02-2007, 08:53 AM
Dante' the "Flaming Tennessee Tampax Meatball"



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantetitian.jpg

You had to go there!
Whats next Dante in a VY jersey, better yet, Dante and a pic of him sniffing VY joc strap!
We better win today or I might just go Preston err I mean postal!

Brandon420tx
12-02-2007, 09:55 AM
Page 85 yay!!

DiapHer
12-02-2007, 11:47 AM
You had to go there!
Whats next Dante in a VY jersey, better yet, Dante and a pic of him sniffing VY joc strap!
We better win today or I might just go Preston err I mean postal!

:devilpig:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteyoung.jpg

BigWig
12-03-2007, 07:35 AM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pirate:
Dante:heart: VY???
Best be careful what I wish for with Diapher , ouch!:gun:

Texan_Bill
12-03-2007, 07:54 AM
:devilpig:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteyoung.jpg

Thats what I need to see - first thing Monday morning...... *throws up*

Lauren
12-03-2007, 11:59 AM
I think I just wet myself.




Dante, did you pick up your wedding gift at the mall yet?
Yes, we got them and love them!

Sorry -- I'm a little slow with the thank you notes.

TEXANS84
12-03-2007, 02:47 PM
Page 85 yay!!

Whoopideedoo :gun:

Brandon420tx
12-04-2007, 09:08 AM
Don't lie, you know you want it to reach 100.

BigWig
12-06-2007, 08:13 AM
Don't lie, you know you want it to reach 100.

I know I do, so lets keep it up, no pun intended for you Diapher or TD!

TD
12-06-2007, 09:32 AM
For those of you wondering why there was no "package" in Marcie's last pic.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/ByeByePackage.gif

Tedc
12-06-2007, 09:49 AM
I guess there are no embarrassing pirate pics. :shades:

TD
12-06-2007, 10:08 AM
I guess there are no embarrassing pirate pics. :shades:

You guess wrong.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DantePirate.jpg

Texan_Bill
12-06-2007, 10:10 AM
For those of you wondering why there was no "package" in Marcie's last pic.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/ByeByePackage.gif

You guess wrong.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DantePirate.jpg

They're awesome!!! I invited some Bucs fans to come by Sunday. Hopefully Dante will be wearing the full garb...

Specnatz
12-06-2007, 11:10 AM
For those of you wondering why there was no "package" in Marcie's last pic.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/ByeByePackage.gif

Is this why He was on the PC during the honeymoon?

DiapHer
12-06-2007, 01:39 PM
I know I do, so lets keep it up, no pun intended for you Diapher or TD!

None taken :shades: :devilpig:

For those of you wondering why there was no "package" in Marcie's last pic.

I think he found it...........:pirate:


I guess there are no embarrassing pirate pics. :shades:

You know me better than that!!!









http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante20pirate20.jpg

Lauren
12-06-2007, 02:09 PM
How'd you get a hold of our honeymoon pictures?!

Tedc
12-06-2007, 04:02 PM
None taken :shades: :devilpig:



I think he found it...........:pirate:




You know me better than that!!!









http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante20pirate20.jpg

Butt pirate buccaneer pictures?? (see top of pic)

O ~ M ~ G !

Texan_Bill
12-06-2007, 04:30 PM
None taken :shades: :devilpig:



I think he found it...........:pirate:




You know me better than that!!!










http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dante20pirate20.jpg

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:backsout:

TD
12-07-2007, 05:46 PM
Our secret weapon against Gruden.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Smellmyfinger.jpg

ATX
12-07-2007, 07:54 PM
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg63/atxxcoolguy/dantefoot.jpg

DiapHer
12-07-2007, 08:03 PM
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg63/atxxcoolguy/dantefoot.jpg

Now we need "CAPTION THIS PICTURE"....


Good one atxcoolguy :texans84:

TD
12-08-2007, 01:32 PM
Toro responds to Dante's sleepover confession that he's a closet "Gay Buccaneer".

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/ToroDanteWedgie.jpg

Brandon420tx
12-10-2007, 09:31 AM
Dante needs to bust out the saddle.

DiapHer
12-10-2007, 10:15 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteImaTexan.jpg

DiapHer
12-10-2007, 10:17 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantenoshirt.jpg

TD
12-10-2007, 10:30 AM
Dante needs to bust out the saddle.

He don't need no stinkin saddle....

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/BroncoBusting.jpg

DiapHer
12-10-2007, 02:52 PM
Ed Hochuli blows the whistle...... :penalty:

"Dante' Fined $25,000 For Running Truly Naked Bootleg"




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Denver-Broncos3.jpg

Brandon420tx
12-10-2007, 09:07 PM
This thread is 100% pure awesome.

Tedc
12-12-2007, 02:23 PM
Well, I am sure there is not one more "Red Dante" pics or "Dante's horse" pics on the face of the earth that we have not seen yet.

And BTW, this thread will NEVER get to 100 pages!

DiapHer
12-12-2007, 02:33 PM
Photobucket deletes that photo but not the GAY Buccaner Dante':bat:

Maybe TD can host the picture again:user:

BullPenPhotos
12-12-2007, 03:02 PM
Photobucket deletes that photo but not the GAY Buccaner Dante':bat:

Maybe TD can host the picture again:user:

I got it...

http://texansbullpen.com/images/Dante312.jpg

Texan_Lee
12-12-2007, 05:11 PM
Damn, that's just what I needed to see before dinner... Well, looks like I'm not eating tonight...

DiapHer
12-12-2007, 06:30 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehorse.jpg

Brandon420tx
12-12-2007, 08:21 PM
14 pages to go.

ATX
12-12-2007, 08:25 PM
almost there

smysinger
12-14-2007, 10:21 AM
I have heard so much about this thread from the tailgate. Now that i have actually seen it, i am very impressed yet disturbed by what ya'll have come up with. I am thinking the mental image of dante running around in nothing but a thong speedo i going to haunt me forever. I dont think i will ever look at dante the same ever again. :hides:

DiapHer
12-14-2007, 10:46 AM
Can you HEAR ME NOW??????????????



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantecups.jpg

DiapHer
12-14-2007, 11:30 AM
Dante' enjoying the RED hot dogs a little too much....


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteweiner.jpg

DiapHer
12-14-2007, 11:32 AM
:devilpig: :devilpig: :devilpig:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteweiner2.jpg

At least he carry's his "protection" in his front pocket :specnatz:

TD
12-14-2007, 11:37 AM
:devilpig: :devilpig: :devilpig:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteweiner2.jpg

At least he carry's his "protection" in his front pocket :specnatz:

Dang Marcie, you're too fast....I was looking for a good Bud Adams head for the recipient of Dante's..ahh...affection.

Texan_Bill
12-14-2007, 11:38 AM
Dante' enjoying the RED hot dogs a little too much....


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteweiner.jpg

:devilpig: :devilpig: :devilpig:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteweiner2.jpg

At least he carry's his "protection" in his front pocket :specnatz:

I sure am glad I missed that!!!

DiapHer
12-14-2007, 11:40 AM
Dang Marcie, you're too fast....I was looking for a good Bud Adams head for the recipient of Dante's..ahh...affection.


You can always "refresh" the picture Terry.:shades:

powerfuldragon
12-14-2007, 12:10 PM
:devilpig: :devilpig: :devilpig:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteweiner2.jpg

At least he carry's his "protection" in his front pocket :specnatz:

\that is disturbing.

TD
12-14-2007, 12:20 PM
You can always "refresh" the picture Terry.:shades:

Nah...I'd hate to sully what is obviously a special relationship between them.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DanteandBud.jpg

TD
12-15-2007, 11:31 AM
The plot thickens.......

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/BudandDante2.gif

....stay tuned....

Joe Texan
12-15-2007, 02:17 PM
Some of you need to be examined. Sick minded Dante Lovers

DiapHer
12-17-2007, 12:25 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehottub.jpg

DiapHer
12-17-2007, 12:26 PM
The "Bell Ringer" is at it AGAIN!!!






http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehandsinpants.jpg

DiapHer
12-17-2007, 12:31 PM
How Dante' crops his avatar for Internet dating.....




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Danteavatar2-1.jpg

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http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Danteavatar2.jpg

TEXANS84
12-17-2007, 12:36 PM
It's like a gigantic spiral downhill, this thread in its entirety.

Texan_Bill
12-17-2007, 12:41 PM
Diapher... I really hope it thaws out up there, because I am starting to think that you may be suffering from a wee bit of the cabin fever.... :specnatz:

DiapHer
12-17-2007, 12:54 PM
Diapher... I really hope it thaws out up there, because I am starting to think that you may be suffering from a wee bit of the cabin fever.... :specnatz:


We are up to a balmy 27 degrees right now...5 more inches of snow this past Saturday. Doesn't look like I will be thawing out anytime soon :devilpig:

Texan_Bill
12-17-2007, 12:59 PM
We are up to a balmy 27 degrees right now...5 more inches of snow this past Saturday. Doesn't look like I will be thawing out anytime soon :devilpig:

Drink up............. Oh wait, maybe that's the problem.

Texan_Lee
12-18-2007, 10:37 AM
It is amazing just how disturbing this thread has gotten...

Keep it going! :specnatz:

Brandon420tx
12-18-2007, 01:41 PM
I guess the biggest question is.

Will Dante make the Probowl?

76Texan
12-18-2007, 02:09 PM
Drink up............. Oh wait, maybe that's the problem.

I do believe Diapher is the problem itself, LMAO! :devilpig:

Tedc
12-20-2007, 03:24 PM
This is never going to make 100 pages like this. Anybody have any spare Dante with a horse pic?

H-o-r-s-e not.......nevermind....I will probably (more likely positively) look at those, too.


I swear this thread is worse than a train wreck!!

DiapHer
12-21-2007, 11:08 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DantePayton-1.jpg

DiapHer
12-21-2007, 11:09 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteboneup.jpg

Texan_Bill
12-21-2007, 11:11 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteboneup.jpg

Sgt. Dolt?!?

TEXANS84
12-21-2007, 04:37 PM
:This is never going to make 100 pages like this.

Don't worry, the offseason is right around the corner. :bat:

brakos82
12-21-2007, 04:45 PM
Dante for President! :tomato:

Brandon420tx
12-21-2007, 07:33 PM
:

Don't worry, the offseason is right around the corner. :bat:

I'm curious to see how far Dante makes it in the playoffs.

Joe Texan
12-25-2007, 10:52 AM
I do believe Dante will be wearing Superbowl colors, You know he is just a bandwaggoner. He will probably be toting the trophy

Texan_Bill
12-26-2007, 03:44 PM
I'm curious to see some Christmas pics.... :wild:

ledzeppelin229
12-27-2007, 12:34 AM
Unlike Ralphie, Dante looks pretty happy in a pink bunny suit. What a surprise.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/dantebunnysuit.jpg

Specnatz
12-27-2007, 12:59 AM
Unlike Ralphie, Dante looks pretty happy in a pink bunny suit. What a surprise.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/dantebunnysuit.jpg

Hilarious, we watch it every year when at my sisters plus the Christmas Vacation. My sisters husband is Griswald part deux.

BigWig
12-27-2007, 07:52 AM
Is that all we got for Christmas? I know Dante got some real nice fishnets and some sexy lingerie, a birdie told me so!

TD
12-27-2007, 07:56 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DanteandParisChristmas.gif

DiapHer
12-28-2007, 01:29 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehornedfrog-1.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/tcu-bleacher-creature-120.gif

Texan_Bill
12-28-2007, 01:40 PM
Just remember what this guy: http://www.mediacircus.net/obrother_5.jpg did to Pete.

TEXANS84
12-29-2007, 11:28 AM
Unlike Ralphie, Dante looks pretty happy in a pink bunny suit. What a surprise.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/dantebunnysuit.jpg

Thats hilaroius.

DiapHer
12-29-2007, 12:41 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantejag.jpg

DiapHer
12-29-2007, 01:41 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantemvp.jpg

TEXANS84
12-29-2007, 04:09 PM
nice!!! good job diapher, that outta shut them up for a little bit

Specnatz
12-29-2007, 11:50 PM
nice!!! good job diapher, that outta shut them up for a little bit

Why is your Hat sideways? Are you a gangster cowboy?

Texan_Bill
12-31-2007, 07:22 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantemvp.jpg

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!

DiapHer
12-31-2007, 09:03 AM
Is that all we got for Christmas? I know Dante got some real nice fishnets and some sexy lingerie, a birdie told me so!


Dante's been saving them for tonight :devilpig:



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantenewyearseve.jpg

Texan_Bill
12-31-2007, 09:28 AM
I just don't know what to say.......... :zipit:

DiapHer
12-31-2007, 01:33 PM
I just don't know what to say.......... :zipit:


It seem as if El Presidenta Dante' doesn't know what to say either....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantepresident.jpg

DiapHer
12-31-2007, 03:45 PM
Is this the "adult pinata'" they've been talking about?



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantejags.jpg

DiapHer
01-01-2008, 10:17 AM
Dante' New Years morning!!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantenewyearsday.jpg

TD
01-01-2008, 05:30 PM
I hope Christopher Robin doesn't see that pic.

brakos82
01-01-2008, 05:52 PM
I hope Christopher Robin doesn't see that pic.
I heard they got rid of Christopher Robin due to gender equality... :bat:

BigWig
01-02-2008, 07:47 AM
Dante' New Years morning!!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantenewyearsday.jpg

It appears the wedding is going along just fine, Dante is sleeeping with animals shortly after the honeymoon!

Brandon420tx
01-02-2008, 10:13 AM
I just put on some thick black socks ... so I felt like I had to post in this thread.

p.s. they feel REALLY good.

TEXANS84
01-02-2008, 09:32 PM
I just put on some thick black socks ... so I felt like I had to post in this thread.

p.s. they feel REALLY good.

Good to hear someone is finally listening!

Carr Bombed
01-03-2008, 02:58 AM
real men wear black socks.......seriously, it's the first thing I put on before my combat boots. :cool:

Tedc
01-03-2008, 04:27 PM
Do you think we will make 100 pages by Super Bowl??

NEVER!!

Texan_Lee
01-03-2008, 05:27 PM
As much as it has slowed down recently, nope... don't see this going to 100 pages... maybe by Draft Day.

Joe Texan
01-03-2008, 07:08 PM
I believe we can make it by Superbowl, Start sending Marci every picture you got

BigWig
01-03-2008, 07:49 PM
How many posts per page? maybe we could spam and bump and well post some things you know!

Texans_Chick
01-03-2008, 08:32 PM
How many posts per page? maybe we could spam and bump and well post some things you know!

I think if everyone does their part, it would be easy.

BullPenPhotos
01-03-2008, 09:01 PM
I think if everyone does their part, it would be easy.

I think if there was a blog post about what fans do on their off time we might be able to get this more noticed... :whistle:

Texans_Chick
01-03-2008, 09:16 PM
I think if there was a blog post about what fans do on their off time we might be able to get this more noticed... :whistle:

Eh, there are limits as to what I can post over there. Needs to be of "national interest" to NFL fans. Beside, that would be uncool to the Black Socked one.

TEXANS84
01-03-2008, 09:40 PM
I've already hit the Tampa boards and Oakland boards, thanks to everyone on here. I'm sure national is right around the corner.

cc_me
01-03-2008, 10:56 PM
I've already hit the Tampa boards and Oakland boards, thanks to everyone on here. I'm sure national is right around the corner.

What? The Oakland Boards? How'd that happen??:)

cc_me
01-03-2008, 10:57 PM
100 Pages...here ya come! C'mon folks get out more good stuff!!

Brandon420tx
01-04-2008, 12:27 AM
I'll contribute too.

DiapHer
01-04-2008, 09:02 AM
;815213]I just put on some thick black socks ... so I felt like I had to post in this thread.

p.s. they feel REALLY good.

;815584]Good to hear someone is finally listening!

;815702]real men wear black socks.......seriously, it's the first thing I put on before my combat boots. :cool:


Brandon420tx, Dante' and Carr Bombed busted at the "Elite Black Sock Rally"




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteblacksockrally.jpg

Texan_Bill
01-04-2008, 09:13 AM
Brandon420tx, Dante' and Carr Bombed busted at the "Elite Black Sock Rally"




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteblacksockrally.jpg

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http://www.outinstyle.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/detail/RCO-6144_d.jpg


FOREVER!!!

DiapHer
01-04-2008, 09:49 AM
Dante's clothes line....


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Sockenleine_high.jpg

TEXANS84
01-04-2008, 10:05 AM
Avatar changed, temporarily.

GlassHalfFull
01-04-2008, 10:32 AM
I've already hit the Tampa boards and Oakland boards, thanks to everyone on here. I'm sure national is right around the corner.

Don't forget you are on You Tube. You are already national.

DiapHer
01-04-2008, 11:27 AM
Dante's Christmas present from his mother-n-law....





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/blacktoesocks.jpg

Brandon420tx
01-04-2008, 02:01 PM
You really captured my hair in the pic! Too bad I was having a bad beard day.

DiapHer
01-04-2008, 04:50 PM
I had the WRONG human pinata :cool:






http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantepinata.jpg

Joe Texan
01-04-2008, 05:27 PM
Thats Adult Pinata but he looks like he is having too much adult fun with it

Joe Texan
01-04-2008, 05:29 PM
http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/467174445

some of Dante's collection

Joe Texan
01-04-2008, 05:31 PM
http://re3.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2640564391

Dante's Love of our neighbor to the north

DiapHer
01-05-2008, 09:15 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantasuit.jpg

GlassHalfFull
01-05-2008, 10:04 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantasuit.jpg

Why do I have a nasty suspicion that this is not photo shopped?

DiapHer
01-05-2008, 10:26 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/aaa.jpg

gary
01-05-2008, 11:16 AM
Hasn't Dante been embarrassed yet? LOL.

DiapHer
01-05-2008, 11:20 AM
Hasn't Dante been embarrassed yet? LOL.


Apparently not YET, Gary!!! :devilpig:




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantecouch.jpg

gary
01-05-2008, 11:24 AM
Lol.

Joe Texan
01-05-2008, 03:20 PM
I have heard that dante has been getting around this offseason, I guess we must wait and see.

ledzeppelin229
01-05-2008, 11:07 PM
Sorry Lauren, but I think you might become #2 after Dante sees this.

And hey, she's only $50.00 on eBay/goantiques.

http://ebayimages.goantiques.com/dbimages/EQY3029/EQY30290703jr31.jpg

DiapHer
01-06-2008, 11:43 AM
Dante' taking batting practice....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantebaseball-1.jpg

DiapHer
01-06-2008, 11:45 AM
Dante's not much on color coordination :shades:





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantewalk.jpg

gary
01-06-2008, 11:46 AM
This is hilarious.

DiapHer
01-06-2008, 12:00 PM
Dante's mailbox in Jacksonville.....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/cid_59F6D188-21AC-4226-A483-96CD3E3.jpg

gary
01-06-2008, 12:07 PM
Lol.

DiapHer
01-06-2008, 04:27 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteherpecin.jpg

DiapHer
01-06-2008, 04:28 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehandsy.jpg

DiapHer
01-06-2008, 04:29 PM
Embarrassing SUNBURN coming right up!!!




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesunburn.jpg

Brandon420tx
01-07-2008, 12:32 PM
Embarrassing SUNBURN coming right up!!!




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesunburn.jpg

That looks very very painful :user:

SheTexan
01-07-2008, 01:38 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehandsy.jpg


That looks very very painful too!! AND SICKENING!!!! Dante, ya gotta start leaving those "girls" alone!!!:shrug:

76Texan
01-07-2008, 02:25 PM
And I thought we've seen it all! http://texanstalk.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Texan_Bill
01-07-2008, 02:28 PM
Getting really close to 'seeing it all'..... There's no way this will make it to 100 pages.

Tedc
01-07-2008, 02:31 PM
..... There's no way this will make it to 100 pages.

Nope.

Tedc
01-07-2008, 02:32 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantehandsy.jpg

Dante has always been a breast man. I can't get him to look me in the eyes.

Texan_Bill
01-07-2008, 02:33 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteherpecin.jpg

First he worked for BSPN and now he has endorsement deals....

Tedc
01-07-2008, 02:40 PM
Dante's mailbox in Jacksonville.....



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/cid_59F6D188-21AC-4226-A483-96CD3E3.jpg

I thought it was a Jacksonville port-a-can.

Texan_Bill
01-07-2008, 02:48 PM
I thought it was a Jacksonville port-a-can.

I think if you ask Dante he will tell you that it doubles as port-a-can AND a mailbox.

Mon. - Sat. Mailbox
Sun. - Port-a-can

DiapHer
01-07-2008, 03:06 PM
Getting really close to 'seeing it all'..... There's no way this will make it to 100 pages.

Nope.


TD is swamped at work so this could be difficult to accomplish but as you know I do love a challenge :devilpig: :devilpig: :devilpig:

Texan_Bill
01-07-2008, 03:11 PM
I just don't think you have it in you....

ATX
01-07-2008, 04:16 PM
I think if you ask Dante he will tell you that it doubles as port-a-can AND a mailbox.

Mon. - Sat. Mailbox
Sun. - Port-a-can

A new use for junk mail?

DiapHer
01-07-2008, 04:31 PM
I just don't think you have it in you....

WHAAAAAAT...Paris get's the Dante' award :gun: :gun:




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteparisaward.jpg

Texan_Bill
01-07-2008, 04:41 PM
WHAAAAAAT...Paris get's the Dante' award :gun: :gun:




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteparisaward.jpg

If anyone is deserving of the Dante award, it would be Paris.

gary
01-07-2008, 04:45 PM
It must make 100.

Texan_Bill
01-07-2008, 04:45 PM
It must make 100.

Sorry my man.... It will never happen.

GlassHalfFull
01-07-2008, 04:48 PM
It must make 100.

Sorry my man.... It will never happen.

I'm with Texan_Bill here, it can't happen... no way, no how.

gary
01-07-2008, 04:52 PM
Sorry my man.... It will never happen. Why won't it?

Texan_Bill
01-07-2008, 05:30 PM
Why won't it?

Because its running out of steam. Diapher can't keep up and as she mentioned TD has been swamped at work.

Brandon420tx
01-07-2008, 05:32 PM
Yes, but all of our talk about whether or not it will reach 100 is contributing.

We get more action then the presidential debates.

Joe Texan
01-07-2008, 05:57 PM
Dante has been traveling so it is about 95% that we make it to 100