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Texan_Bill
06-06-2007, 03:47 PM
Texan_Bill, I think your right!!!





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteHalloween2006.jpg

That is hillarious!!

Texan_Bill
06-06-2007, 03:47 PM
*walks in*
*looks around*
*shakes head*
*leaves*

LMAO... This thread isn' for the faint of heart!!

Specnatz
06-06-2007, 03:51 PM
*walks in*
*looks around*
*shakes head*
*leaves*

haha perfect. OMG not stuff I should read at work without busting a gut laughing.

Lauren
06-07-2007, 12:21 AM
What blows is that I can't see any of this at work. I just have to read the comments and then come and see what pics were posted when I get home. My work blocks all online personal storage space.

I've got a good one coming that's REAL and not Photoshopped at all. Stand by.

powerfuldragon
06-07-2007, 12:28 AM
this thread makes me ask questions about where on the internet DiapHer lurks...

Lauren
06-07-2007, 12:45 AM
Dante at his birthday party in September. It was a 70's party. We were The Village People. He was (obv) the Indian.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/dantebday.jpg

Tedc
06-07-2007, 06:15 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteHalloween2006.jpg

There is nothing wrong with the Green Whorenet, although I am sure he needed a whole roll of Charmin Ultra to pull that off.


Let's just hope he doesn't walk back up the stairs!

Texan_Bill
06-07-2007, 08:09 AM
Dante at his birthday party in September. It was a 70's party. We were The Village People. He was (obv) the Indian.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/dantebday.jpg

Y M C A It's fun to stay at the Y M C A !!!!

DiapHer
06-07-2007, 08:20 AM
this thread makes me ask questions about where on the internet DiapHer lurks...

To tell the truth, actually all of these photo's I have used have come to me as jokes in the form of e-mails. I have "YET" to begin Google searching images :devilpig:

Let's all give HarryJ rep's for daring Lauren in posting the original pictures :doot:

Texan_Bill
06-07-2007, 08:57 AM
Props to Harry for daring Lauren!! http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/469111/2/istockphoto_469111_cheers.jpg

Specnatz
06-07-2007, 10:36 AM
Yes props to Harry J

:toast2:

HARRYJ
06-07-2007, 12:40 PM
Yes props to Harry J

:toast2:

I get off a lucky shot every once in a while!

powerfuldragon
06-07-2007, 05:33 PM
I have "YET" to begin Google searching images :devilpig:

$#!t.

BigWig
06-08-2007, 07:43 AM
Can someone post if this is the biggest thread in TT history, thanks to making fun of Dante?:cowboy1:

TEXANS84
06-08-2007, 07:56 AM
Can someone post if this is the biggest thread in TT history, thanks to making fun of Dante?:cowboy1:

HarryJ's thread was the biggest, I don't think we'll even come close.

This thread will fade away in the sunlight eventually.....








....I hope.

DiapHer
06-08-2007, 10:09 AM
Got the biggest package, as always.


Dante, getting a helping hand with his "package"


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantespackage.jpg

Lauren
06-08-2007, 10:35 AM
The best part about this thread is that half of the pictures have been removed by Photobucket for violating their terms of service.

DiapHer
06-08-2007, 10:38 AM
Really, are the photo's missing ones I have done?

Texan_Bill
06-08-2007, 11:07 AM
There are billions of pics out there of Dante...

Texan_Bill
06-08-2007, 11:08 AM
HarryJ's thread was the biggest, I don't think we'll even come close.

This thread will fade away in the sunlight eventually.....
....I hope.

Keep hoping.... But I doubt it!!

HARRYJ
06-08-2007, 02:44 PM
HarryJ's thread was the biggest, I don't think we'll even come close.

This thread will fade away in the sunlight eventually.....

....I hope.

The rumor thread down in no sports talk has 100 pages!:cool:

Lauren
06-08-2007, 03:05 PM
Really, are the photo's missing ones I have done?
Yeah, some of the more naked ones have been blocked by Photobucket. :(

powerfuldragon
06-08-2007, 03:07 PM
Yeah, some of the more naked ones have been blocked by Photobucket. :(
there is a god, and he is merciful.

TD
06-08-2007, 04:20 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84andParis.jpg

Yankee_In_TX
06-08-2007, 04:25 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84andParis.jpg

Every time I think it can't get any better, you guys find a way.

TEXANS84
06-08-2007, 04:32 PM
OMFG that is friggin hilarious!

From what I've seen of her video, I wouldn't mind spending a couple nights in the slammer with her.

*lauren, just joking*

DiapHer
06-09-2007, 10:02 AM
Yeah, some of the more naked ones have been blocked by Photobucket. :(

I still have them if you need them :whip:

TD
06-10-2007, 03:41 PM
*lauren, just joking*

:ok:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84andParis2.jpg

TEXANS84
06-10-2007, 05:36 PM
:ok:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84andParis2.jpg

:splits:

Texan_Bill
06-11-2007, 07:53 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84andParis.jpg

Awesome TD.... Diapher, you're up next.

Khari
06-11-2007, 10:10 AM
Jazz fan tailgate party!!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DantePJparty.jpg

is that Varejao on the left :bat:

DiapHer
06-11-2007, 01:12 PM
OMFG that is friggin hilarious!

From what I've seen of her video, I wouldn't mind spending a couple nights in the slammer with her.

*lauren, just joking*


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteandParis.jpg

Texan_Bill
06-11-2007, 02:00 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteandParis.jpg

Thats hillarious!!!!

HARRYJ
06-11-2007, 03:32 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteandParis.jpg



:user: :user: :user:

Lauren
06-11-2007, 04:16 PM
He's going to frame that one!

TEXANS84
06-11-2007, 07:37 PM
Wow.

Thats a beautiful piece of photoshopping there TD.

TD
06-11-2007, 08:57 PM
Wow.

Thats a beautiful piece of photoshopping there TD.

Thanks, but that wasn't me. All I did was get you arrested and a back seat hummer. DiapHer got you the boobie grab.

All in all a good day, don't you think?

TEXANS84
06-11-2007, 09:00 PM
Maybe I got arrested for a boobie grab?

Good job TD and Diapher, good job.

Now we can let the thread die in peace.

Texan_Bill
06-12-2007, 08:53 AM
Yeah... That's gonna happen........



NOT!!!

HARRYJ
06-12-2007, 11:49 AM
Yeah... That's gonna happen........



NOT!!!


Pay him no mind Bill! He's still giddy about the boobies!:shades:

Texan_Bill
06-12-2007, 11:50 AM
Pay him no mind Bill! He's still giddy about the boobies!:shades:

Not that I blame him or anything.....

powerfuldragon
06-12-2007, 12:11 PM
boobies rule.

Texan_Bill
06-12-2007, 12:15 PM
As long as no pictures turn up with Dante having boobies....

HARRYJ
06-12-2007, 12:16 PM
As long as no pictures turn up with Dante having boobies....

That would make him a lesbian!:whip:

Texan_Bill
06-12-2007, 12:17 PM
I sure hope Diapher or TD dont have any pictures of "Lesbian Dante"

DiapHer
06-12-2007, 12:33 PM
I think they have another name for this....


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteChampagne-1.jpg

Texan_Bill
06-12-2007, 12:35 PM
I think they have another name for this....


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteChampagne-1.jpg

Yeah there is a name for that........... it's WRONG!!!

HARRYJ
06-12-2007, 01:04 PM
I think they have another name for this....


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteChampagne-1.jpg

That must be Victoria's Secret!:shades:

Texan_Bill
06-12-2007, 01:32 PM
So if thats Victoria's secret, than who is Rosie O'donnell's girlfriend?!?

DiapHer
06-12-2007, 01:35 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandrosie.jpg

Specnatz
06-12-2007, 02:19 PM
Well I just lost my appetite and sex drive for about a week.

Texan_Bill
06-13-2007, 07:56 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandrosie.jpg

Ahhh-ha!! But, Rosie's girlfriend seems to have more facial hair than I remember from some other pictures....

TD
06-13-2007, 07:58 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84andRosie.jpg

DiapHer
06-13-2007, 08:19 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandrosie2.jpg

Texan_Bill
06-13-2007, 08:33 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84andRosie.jpg

Is it me, or does Rosie look hot?!?! Maybe its her domination of Dante...

Texan_Bill
06-13-2007, 08:34 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteandrosie2.jpg

Rosie and her good friend.............. "Dante Trump"

Yankee_In_TX
06-13-2007, 09:44 AM
I'm posting this in both threads :) (thanks DiapHer)

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/collegehumor_f454641e733486503ebe42.jpg

DiapHer
06-13-2007, 10:37 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteandRosie3.jpg

Texan_Bill
06-13-2007, 10:44 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteandRosie3.jpg

Rosie has Dante on the brain??? Is Dante trying to 'convert' her?? Hmmmm... :cool:

Yankee_In_TX
06-13-2007, 12:07 PM
Rosie has Dante on the brain??? Is Dante trying to 'convert' her?? Hmmmm... :cool:

He has plans for Lauren and Rosie on his wedding night.













Typing that was tough.

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/wuerg/vomit-smiley-015.gif

Lauren
06-13-2007, 12:40 PM
No, he has other plans for our wedding night. Plans that will only happen over my dead body.

Specnatz
06-13-2007, 12:45 PM
No, he has other plans for our wedding night. Plans that will only happen over my dead body.

He might wind up like your avatar, is that what you are saying.

Texan_Bill
06-13-2007, 01:47 PM
I know.. That avatar pains me to look at. For some reason the name Lorena Bobbit pops into my head...

DiapHer
06-13-2007, 02:28 PM
No, he has other plans for our wedding night. Plans that will only happen over my dead body.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteLorrana.jpg

DiapHer
06-13-2007, 02:30 PM
He might wind up like your avatar, is that what you are saying.



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteJohnBobbitt.jpg

Texan_Bill
06-13-2007, 02:32 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteJohnBobbitt.jpg

Alrighty than.... I will be having nightmares about Lorena Bobbit

Texan_Bill
06-13-2007, 02:33 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteLorrana.jpg

I guess Dante has worked out since the couch picture....

Specnatz
06-13-2007, 02:34 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteJohnBobbitt.jpg

Now that is just disturbing. :whip:

DiapHer
06-13-2007, 02:36 PM
I also forgot his "pecker" already fell off from drinking too much beer!:devilpig:

TEXANS84
06-13-2007, 06:52 PM
Oh good god.

Lauren
06-13-2007, 11:35 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteLorrana.jpg
Oooh! That's a good one.

*fantasizes*

Texan_Bill
06-14-2007, 05:04 PM
I just could not let another hour role by without at least giving a bump...

^^^^^^^^^^^BUMP^^^^^^^^^^^

Tedc
06-15-2007, 09:45 PM
Oops! Did I do that?:mario2:

TD
06-16-2007, 05:11 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Alcohol.jpg

Texans_Chick
06-16-2007, 05:40 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Alcohol.jpg

Some things are so wrong they are right.

Texan_Bill
06-18-2007, 08:37 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Alcohol.jpg

Dang.... Dante beat me to the punch!!

TEXANS84
06-18-2007, 11:16 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Alcohol.jpg

Hey, I think that was taken on Saturday.

TD
06-18-2007, 11:41 AM
Unfortunately, nobody would contribute to Dante's alcohol research, so he was forced to go with Plan B. Enter a kindly (and somewhat randy) young lady named Lauren and the rest is, as they say, history.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DanceforFood.jpg

Texan_Bill
06-19-2007, 05:03 PM
And a "Star was Born":

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance3.jpg

Lauren
06-19-2007, 10:17 PM
Unfortunately, nobody would contribute to Dante's alcohol research, so he was forced to go with Plan B. Enter a kindly (and somewhat randy) young lady named Lauren and the rest is, as they say, history.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DanceforFood.jpg
What can I say? I'm a saint. Always looking for a charity case.

TEXANS84
06-20-2007, 11:11 AM
So because I had Filet last night means that I friggin breakdanced?

DIE THREAD DIE!

Texan_Bill
06-20-2007, 11:19 AM
Apparently

http://www.bork.org/albums/Cindy-in-Thailand-2/Break_Dancers2.sized.jpg

TD
06-20-2007, 12:24 PM
DIE THREAD DIE!

If you really felt that way, why would you do this?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/LordDance.jpg

Texan_Bill
06-20-2007, 02:43 PM
Great find TD!!!

TxDavid
06-20-2007, 03:51 PM
Damn...I can't believe I didn't check this thread out sooner! I just went through the whole thing and my sides hurt and I can barely breathe! This thread is freakin hilarious!

real
06-20-2007, 03:56 PM
Dante, the high school years.....

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Dentention.jpg

LMAO

Texan_Bill
06-20-2007, 04:36 PM
Damn...I can't believe I didn't check this thread out sooner! I just went through the whole thing and my sides hurt and I can barely breathe! This thread is freakin hilarious!

All 31 pages of it - huh??

Specnatz
06-20-2007, 04:43 PM
Damn...I can't believe I didn't check this thread out sooner! I just went through the whole thing and my sides hurt and I can barely breathe! This thread is freakin hilarious!

How long did that take you.

BigWig
06-21-2007, 07:48 AM
Damn...I can't believe I didn't check this thread out sooner! I just went through the whole thing and my sides hurt and I can barely breathe! This thread is freakin hilarious!

What took you so long?:wild:

TxDavid
06-21-2007, 11:10 AM
Well I didn't read it verbatim you fartknockers! :pirate: After about the 5th page I started skimming. Plus - it was a slow day at work. Slow meaning I sat on my rump all day keeping the chair warm...

Texan_Bill
06-21-2007, 11:19 AM
Your mission today, should you choose to accept it - is to read pages 5-10. At that rate you will be completely caught up in about a week...

Brando
06-21-2007, 12:15 PM
If you really felt that way, why would you do this?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/LordDance.jpg

Freakin hilarious, Sorry Texans84.

:fans:

:texflag:

:cool:

76Texan
06-21-2007, 03:28 PM
This thread has a life of its own! :devilpig:

TD
06-21-2007, 03:52 PM
Were is DiapHer? I hope 84 didn't get to her. :spy:

Texan_Bill
06-21-2007, 03:55 PM
Were is DiapHer? I hope 84 didn't get to her. :spy:

She crashed her machine... It overloaded finding those pictures of Dante.

DiapHer
06-22-2007, 09:08 AM
I have no idea what happened and it is only 7 months old and haven't had a single problem so using my son's computer in the mean time but all my head swapping software is wiped out, so TD it's up to you to keep this thread alive UNTIL I get everything back in order!! Harry's pc is down also I think he gave me the plague!!!


Please pm me your email addresses again...you know who you are!!!:shades:

Texan_Bill
06-22-2007, 09:48 AM
I have no idea what happened and it is only 7 months old and haven't had a single problem so using my son's computer in the mean time but all my head swapping software is wiped out, so TD it's up to you to keep this thread alive UNTIL I get everything back in order!! Harry's pc is down also I think he gave me the plague!!!


Please pm me your email addresses again...you know who you are!!!:shades:

Head swapping?!?!? Those pics were the real-deal!!!!

Texans_Chick
06-23-2007, 10:16 AM
Best. Thread. Evar.

Old School
06-23-2007, 02:39 PM
I just sat through and read all 32 pages. If there is a hall of fame for threads, this definitly is a first ballot (without the 5 year wait) hands down.:thumbup
I was rolling after every page...Especially the "Butt shot".

You're a good sport Texans84 even though I don't think you had much of a say in the matter. :laughjump:

By the way, I have been a long time reader and seldom poster from the HT board and was out of town when "The Switch" happened and I have been suffering ever since over there until one of those knuckleheads slipped and mentioned the new (old) place. I was wondering where all the regulars went. Ahhh, it's good to be home. :texflag:

Vinny
06-23-2007, 02:48 PM
just a fyi.... it takes 3 votes to "rate a thread". I voted a while back....so we need one or two more for a "rating" to appear.

this will be the first thread in the greatest threads ever archive.

Old School
06-23-2007, 02:53 PM
Done!!

TD
06-23-2007, 04:02 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84AbbeyRoad2.jpg

Texans_Chick
06-23-2007, 04:03 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84AbbeyRoad2.jpg

Genius!!!!

TD
06-23-2007, 04:19 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Rushmore.jpg

Lauren
06-23-2007, 04:49 PM
Ahahahaha...how do you do this? I'm laughing hysterically while 3 monkeys (one being Dante) set up our new surround sound. They haven't paid attention to me in 2 hours, and all of a sudden I get "what are you laughing at?!"

Thanks for getting me some attention, TD. :D

TD
06-23-2007, 05:43 PM
Ahahahaha...how do you do this? I'm laughing hysterically while 3 monkeys (one being Dante) set up our new surround sound. They haven't paid attention to me in 2 hours, and all of a sudden I get "what are you laughing at?!"

Thanks for getting me some attention, TD. :D

I think I know the guys you're talking about. Is it these three?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Monkeys.jpg

or these three?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Stooges.jpg

Specnatz
06-23-2007, 10:18 PM
Did I miss something?

LMAO no but I think someone did.



http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Stooges.jpg[/QUOTE]



Instant classic. You sir are a genius.

TD
06-24-2007, 08:58 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84FloorShow.jpg

Texans_Chick
06-24-2007, 10:23 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84FloorShow.jpg

Am I the only one that feels the need to click on this thread anytime I see TD put up a new post?

TEXANS84
06-24-2007, 10:29 AM
Am I the only one that feels the need to click on this thread anytime I see TD put up a new post?

No, I do as well........unfortunatley.

TD
06-24-2007, 03:54 PM
Am I the only one that feels the need to click on this thread anytime I see TD put up a new post?

Thanks. I'll take that as a compliment.

I was gonna post that I'm done for a little while. My wife is convinced that my firm won't self-destruct if I take a little time off (we'll see), so we're heading up to NY in a few days for a couple of weeks. (my first vacation since '03).

Anyway, when I saw what you wrote, I couldn't post empty handed. So....

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/DanteBrown.jpg

Don't let this die while I'm gone. We need to at least make it to training camp. :texflag:

Texan_Bill
06-25-2007, 07:44 AM
Glad to see TD had a most productive weekend! Awesome job!

BigWig
06-25-2007, 07:55 AM
This is truly the most fun, and the most laughing I have done in so long, keep it up y'all this is the best and most entertianing off season thread I have seen.

TD
06-25-2007, 08:46 PM
Trying something new......this may kick it up a notch.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Bobblehead.gif

Lauren
06-25-2007, 08:52 PM
How do you do this?! You're a badass.

Vinny
06-25-2007, 08:52 PM
Trying something new......this may kick it up a notch.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Bobblehead.gifjust when I think we were already at notches unknown...then BAM! Another notch.

TD
06-25-2007, 08:57 PM
How do you do this?! You're a badass.

Totally free software. I was surprised how easy the animated .gif was.

http://www.freeserifsoftware.com/software/PhotoPlus/default.asp

TEXANS84
06-25-2007, 10:35 PM
Oh wonderful. Now I have a bobble head.

76Texan
06-26-2007, 12:07 AM
This is getting way out of hand!

Heck, I need to reserve some awards for future achievements which are sure to come!

TxDavid
06-26-2007, 01:14 AM
Trying something new......this may kick it up a notch.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Bobblehead.gif


LOL! Nice grass stains....

SheTexan
06-26-2007, 10:40 AM
Trying something new......this may kick it up a notch.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Bobblehead.gif

Need to do some color fixing TD. Dante would NEVER wear a green jersey!!:texflag: Maybe that's suppose to be grass stains!! Hummmm!!

BigWig
06-26-2007, 10:44 AM
I think he went pee pee in his pants!:pirate:

Texan_Bill
06-26-2007, 11:52 AM
Need to do some color fixing TD. Dante would NEVER wear a green jersey!!:texflag: Maybe that's suppose to be grass stains!! Hummmm!!

Thats original Jazz green.... G'ma.

http://www.nba.com/media/history/jazz_dantley_240.jpg


TD,
Awesome job. Totally awesome!!

texasguy346
06-26-2007, 04:26 PM
I'm sure TD will be able to come up with someplace to put Dante in this one.

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/producers-8.jpg

SheTexan
06-26-2007, 05:16 PM
Thats original Jazz green.... G'ma.

http://www.nba.com/media/history/jazz_dantley_240.jpg


TD,
Awesome job. Totally awesome!!


I forgot about those JASSSSEEEE green uni's!! Someone needs to fix one with his BLUE hair!

I think TD's gone for a couple of weeks. He'll have some work to do when he comes back. Maybe Marcie will get her PC fixed pretty soon. NO tellin what she will come up with.:wacko:

TEXANS84
06-26-2007, 05:43 PM
Aww...poor people's photoshopping skills are down?

That sucks.








NOT!

Lauren
06-26-2007, 05:54 PM
What is up with you saying "not" lately? Reverting back to 1991, are we?

Texan_Bill
06-26-2007, 05:55 PM
This is great. We have Dante and Lauren arguing over the boards... Wish I were a fly on the wall where they live....


By the way, I am currently teaching myself photoshop..

76Texan
06-26-2007, 06:00 PM
Diapher may have a couple more days before she gets everything back to normal. But then, she's getting pretty busy, it seems.
Bill, ya need to press on that accelerator now! :devilpig:

TD
06-27-2007, 01:34 PM
OK...a LOT harder than I thought, but still fun.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84MeetsEarl.gif

TD
06-27-2007, 01:36 PM
I'm sure TD will be able to come up with someplace to put Dante in this one.

SOOOOOOO many possibilities. I may have to think about this one on my trip.:pirate:

TD
06-27-2007, 08:52 PM
The really, really early years

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Sonogram.jpg

TD
06-27-2007, 08:53 PM
The Dante Moves in action

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Dance.gif

Texan_Bill
06-28-2007, 08:14 AM
The Dante Moves in action

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Dance.gif

Oh that is great!!!! I literally was about to take a sip of coffee and completely missed my mouth....

Freakin' hillarious!!!!!!

Bradster592
06-28-2007, 09:38 AM
Back from a short trip (somewhere unpleasant, sadly!) and chuffed to see this thread going strong!

BUMP-a-rooni !!

Bradster592
06-28-2007, 09:50 AM
I set my coke down, but I shot a snot rocket out of my nose... Too dang funny!!!

Me, too..............just had a 'coffee on the monitor' moment at work!!

real
06-28-2007, 10:24 AM
OK...a LOT harder than I thought, but still fun.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84MeetsEarl.gif


LOL....

Texans_Chick
06-28-2007, 10:50 AM
OK...a LOT harder than I thought, but still fun.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84MeetsEarl.gif

BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Well that's got to leave a mark.

TEXANS84
06-29-2007, 11:49 PM
Wow, these pics are getting pretty impressive.

Glad that I could provide 34 pages of entertainment!

ledzeppelin229
06-30-2007, 01:05 AM
Wow, these pics are getting pretty impressive.

Glad that I could provide 34 pages of entertainment!

You say that as of its coming to an end. 34 pages is nothing.

Tedc
07-02-2007, 06:44 AM
:fans:

DiapHer
07-02-2007, 11:15 AM
Dante and Paris out hitting the clubs again!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteParis.jpg

TEXANS84
07-02-2007, 04:29 PM
Well, the package is in the right spot.

Texan_Bill
07-02-2007, 04:34 PM
Dante and Paris out hitting the clubs again!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteParis.jpg

PERFECT... I think TD is outta pocket for a while. Low and behold Diapher comes through!!!

34 pages down - infinity to go!!!

DiapHer
07-03-2007, 09:58 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantebaseball.jpg

Texan_Bill
07-03-2007, 10:15 AM
Seems Dante is a little "confused"!! First, he's with Paris, and then on the cover of "OUT" magazine!!!

DiapHer
07-03-2007, 10:44 AM
Dante is really confused in his first game show appearance!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantemillionaire.jpg

Texan_Bill
07-03-2007, 10:46 AM
Looks like he is about to "phone a friend".....

Specnatz
07-03-2007, 11:01 AM
Dante is really confused in his first game show appearance!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantemillionaire.jpg



He has that .... 'Which way did he go George?' expression going on.

DiapHer
07-03-2007, 11:06 AM
Dante will be known by everyone by the time the season starts:devilpig:

Texan_Bill
07-03-2007, 11:09 AM
Too bad we can't get some of these pics to the video board operator at Reliant...

DiapHer
07-03-2007, 11:38 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteAcrobat.jpg

Texan_Bill
07-03-2007, 11:45 AM
Who knew that Dante moonlights with the Red Panda Acrobats??? :splits:

Texan_Bill
07-03-2007, 12:41 PM
We are going to make up a big sign and hang it from one of those PVC flagpoles that reads:


DANTE' LIVES HERE!

ledzeppelin229
07-03-2007, 04:13 PM
That has definitely crossed the line...time to get the bleach back out. I'm preparing one right now that hopefully will kill this disturbing trend.

Texans_Chick
07-03-2007, 04:18 PM
GAH!

Wrong wrong wrong.

And wrong.

Though it does make the offseason more entertaining in a very wrong way.

ledzeppelin229
07-03-2007, 04:26 PM
Ok, I'm up for ridiculing him with photoshopped pictures as much as anyone, but the Spiderman one hurts us all. We need to reassess the balance between what hurts the community, and what just hurts Dante. Anyway, here is one that may not be very interesting, but I felt compelled. And actually he should take it as an honor.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/timdante.jpg

ledzeppelin229
07-03-2007, 04:48 PM
Another one before I retire for awhile...

They aren't as good as TD or DiapHer or the others, but they are still fun to make.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/lepredante.jpg

TEXANS84
07-03-2007, 05:23 PM
I know people that know people.

No worries.

DiapHer
07-03-2007, 05:31 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteCowboy.jpg

ledzeppelin229
07-03-2007, 08:07 PM
This next one should be a little more up to standard..now back to the Astros.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/danteducky.jpg

cc_me
07-05-2007, 01:13 AM
Oh this is some funnnny stuff T84!! I might have to take this back to the Raiders site!!!

TEXANS84
07-05-2007, 08:17 AM
Oh this is some funnnny stuff T84!! I might have to take this back to the Raiders site!!!

Oh great, Raidernation found this thread. Wonderful.

DiapHer
07-05-2007, 09:13 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteSexy.jpg

DiapHer
07-05-2007, 09:17 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantepez.jpg

Texan_Bill
07-05-2007, 09:20 AM
Oh this is some funnnny stuff T84!! I might have to take this back to the Raiders site!!!

AWESOME!!!

That would be great to post a link over on the Raider Nation boards.

Texan_Bill
07-05-2007, 09:21 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteSexy.jpg

Holy jumped-up bald-headed Jesus palomino!!!!! I spit coffee everywhere!!!!

Texan_Bill
07-05-2007, 09:49 AM
Richard Head, is that you????

DiapHer
07-05-2007, 09:58 AM
He can't hear you!!

Specnatz
07-05-2007, 11:57 AM
He can't hear you!!

You are a sure genius. My god I have everyone in the office looking at this and laughing.

DiapHer
07-05-2007, 01:02 PM
Dante' even wears his black socks on the nude rollercoaster ride!!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Danterollercoaster-1.jpg

Lauren
07-05-2007, 07:16 PM
Which shoes go better with a birthday suit?

A. Adidas Shell Toes
B. Nikes
C. Wal-Mart slip-on
D. NONE OF THE ABOVE

The only shoes that go with a birthday suit (roller coaster or not) are giant stripper heels.

Texan_Bill
07-06-2007, 08:28 AM
Notice, none of us guys are complaining........ :heart:

DiapHer
07-06-2007, 10:46 AM
Dante' you can blame Grandma for this one!! :user:



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteCheerleader.jpg

DiapHer
07-06-2007, 10:59 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dallasbust.gif

TEXANS84
07-06-2007, 11:10 AM
Hmmm....nice rack?

SheTexan
07-06-2007, 11:48 AM
Dante' you can blame Grandma for this one!! :user:



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteCheerleader.jpg


:dontknowa

V Man
07-06-2007, 12:18 PM
Dante' you can blame Grandma for this one!! :user:



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteCheerleader.jpg

We should make a poll with this picture.

So who's are real and who's is a job? Michael or Dante

DiapHer
07-06-2007, 12:34 PM
Your talking hair color right?

V Man
07-06-2007, 12:38 PM
Your talking hair color right?

That too.:)

DiapHer
07-06-2007, 01:55 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteBradybunch.jpg

DiapHer
07-06-2007, 01:56 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteJethro.jpg

DiapHer
07-06-2007, 01:58 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteKremer.jpg

DiapHer
07-06-2007, 01:59 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantethreescompany.jpg

DiapHer
07-06-2007, 02:00 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteMeathead.jpg

Texan_Bill
07-06-2007, 02:10 PM
Wow... Dante' has had quite the television credits. Funny thing, when I looked him up on IMDB he didn't turn up... I wanted to see if he got credit for being in Saturday Night Fever.

Texans_Chick
07-07-2007, 01:11 PM
Just catching up.

There's just too much genius in this thread.

ledzeppelin229
07-07-2007, 02:00 PM
This one may only be understood by the Adult Swim fans...but it should be amusing regardless.

If you have 10:45 of time to waste watching a "bizarro" cartoon, then you will understand the picture better...Just visualize Dante's head on the character in the clip.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pSp0Au2THIc

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/bizarrodante.jpg

Lauren
07-07-2007, 04:01 PM
Ahaha...I love Sealab 2021! My favorite episode is when the captian goes on a buying spree.

awtysst
07-07-2007, 04:26 PM
This one may only be understood by the Adult Swim fans...but it should be amusing regardless.

If you have 10:45 of time to waste watching a "bizarro" cartoon, then you will understand the picture better...Just visualize Dante's head on the character in the clip.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pSp0Au2THIc

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/bizarrodante.jpg

Bizarro Quinn: You want make him jealous? Get delicious Bizarro revenge, okay? Mmmmmmmm, delicious.
Debbie: Get off of me you disgusting little monster!
Bizarro Quinn: You likey likey likey likey likey? Bizarro. Bizarro. You can do it; you can do it in the air. Do it, do it in the air. (mumbling)
Murphy: That's it, resist his charms.

DiapHer
07-08-2007, 11:11 AM
Which shoes go better with a birthday suit?

A. Adidas Shell Toes
B. Nikes
C. Wal-Mart slip-on
D. NONE OF THE ABOVE

The only shoes that go with a birthday suit (roller coaster or not) are giant stripper heels.


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantehighheels.jpg

Brando
07-08-2007, 12:22 PM
OK...a LOT harder than I thought, but still fun.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84MeetsEarl.gif

This is the funniest thread ever on TT.
LOL!

Brando
07-08-2007, 12:37 PM
Oh wonderful. Now I have a bobble head.


Didn't you here? They are giving them away on Opening Day against the Chiefs.:doot:

DiapHer
07-08-2007, 03:09 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/danteshoephone.jpg

DiapHer
07-08-2007, 03:11 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Danteteletubby.jpg

DiapHer
07-08-2007, 06:55 PM
Wow... I wanted to see if he got credit for being in Saturday Night Fever.




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefever.jpg

V Man
07-08-2007, 09:43 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Danteteletubby.jpg

Man I thought they were scary already, now with their new face, I might not be able to sleep tonight.

Texan_Bill
07-09-2007, 08:08 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantefever.jpg

Very Nice!!

The tella-tubbies thing is a little disturbing, though...... :whip:

Texan_Lee
07-09-2007, 01:11 PM
The tella-tubbies thing is a little disturbing, though...... :whip:


I think I have to agree with that...

BigWig
07-10-2007, 12:44 PM
Clutch Cargo anyone?
Davey and Goliath anyone?
Superchicken anyone?
Underdog anyone?

TEXANS84
07-10-2007, 10:00 PM
I feel like this damn cat in this cat-washing machine. It reminds me of this thread, and experiment gone wrong that I'm trapped in.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/toxicrobot/caturday/catwash.gif

BigWig
07-11-2007, 07:45 AM
I can see the resemblance, especially the washing part, hmmmmm.

Texan_Bill
07-11-2007, 09:06 AM
I feel like this damn cat in this cat-washing machine. It reminds me of this thread, and experiment gone wrong that I'm trapped in.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/toxicrobot/caturday/catwash.gif

Thats AWESOME!!!

DiapHer
07-11-2007, 09:34 AM
I can see the resemblance, especially the washing part, hmmmmm.


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantesooosick.jpg

DiapHer
07-11-2007, 09:35 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantedryer.jpg

DiapHer
07-11-2007, 09:35 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/22884718.jpg

DiapHer
07-11-2007, 09:36 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantewashingmachine.jpg

Texans_Chick
07-11-2007, 09:52 AM
So much wrongness, so much time for wrongness.....

BullPenPhotos
07-11-2007, 02:04 PM
I think we need to talk to TxDavid and see if he can add some of these to his tailgating table...
:splits: :splits: :splits:
And note to self...Remember to get good head shots of Dante this year...

Brando
07-11-2007, 04:14 PM
I feel like this damn cat in this cat-washing machine. It reminds me of this thread, and experiment gone wrong that I'm trapped in.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/toxicrobot/caturday/catwash.gif

Dude, you gave them some more ideas!:) It's not like they needed any. :user:

Funny stuff.

Texan_Bill
07-11-2007, 04:37 PM
I think we need to talk to TxDavid and see if he can add some of these to his tailgating table...
:splits: :splits: :splits:
And note to self...Remember to get good head shots of Dante this year...

With 37+ pages of this, I think TxDavid would need a completely separate table...

Perfect.... Dante's own table. :user:

TEXANS84
07-11-2007, 04:58 PM
And note to self...Remember to get good head shots of Dante this year...

Remember, I am technically behind you in the stands.......so you better watch out.

Plus, I have that picture of you and the priest checking out the cheerleaders on the sideline, bucko.

Texan_Bill
07-11-2007, 05:01 PM
Meanwhile, "the Black Socks Mod" sports one of the pictures from this thread as his avatar.... Oh, the irony!!

TEXANS84
07-11-2007, 05:08 PM
Meanwhile, "the Black Socks Mod" sports one of the pictures from this thread as his avatar.... Oh, the irony!!

I do like that picture.

How many times can you say "hey, did you know the moderator in the football message board that I go to has ridden in the back of a cop car with Paris Hilton....and enjoyed it"?

Texan_Bill
07-12-2007, 07:36 AM
I do like that picture.

How many times can you say "hey, did you know the moderator in the football message board that I go to has ridden in the back of a cop car with Paris Hilton....and enjoyed it"?

Alright... I'll buy that one.

cc_me
07-12-2007, 02:15 PM
Ok, I took it over to our board on the Ladies thread! This is one of the funniest threads I have read on ANY board!! Sorry Dante', I felt that I needed to do it. Everyone needs to laugh!!

Texan_Bill
07-12-2007, 02:18 PM
Right on CC...................... Dante's bad and he's NATIONWIDE!!!!!

Specnatz
07-12-2007, 02:20 PM
Right on CC...................... Dante's bad and he's NATIONWIDE!!!!!

Het gets around.

:pirate: :texflag:

TEXANS84
07-12-2007, 02:26 PM
Ok, I took it over to our board on the Ladies thread! This is one of the funniest threads I have read on ANY board!! Sorry Dante', I felt that I needed to do it. Everyone needs to laugh!!

Oh good god, I hope it's not true.

*runs and checks raiderfans.net quickly*

cc_me
07-12-2007, 02:32 PM
Ok, I put it in the everything else forum. Hahaha!!

TEXANS84
07-12-2007, 02:36 PM
Ok, I put it in the everything else forum. Hahaha!!

Yep, she did it. Hey thanks Raidernation.

http://www.raiderfans.net/forum/everything-else/106916-if-you-know-texans84-check-out.html#post2088862

cc_me
07-12-2007, 02:40 PM
You're a SUPER STAR!!!

TEXANS84
07-12-2007, 02:51 PM
You're a SUPER STAR!!!

*sarcastic yay*

DiapHer
07-13-2007, 08:32 AM
Make sure you thank Tedc next time you see him :devilpig:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteCowboy-1.jpg

DiapHer
07-13-2007, 10:10 AM
Het gets around.

:pirate: :texflag:



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteRaiderfan.jpg

Texan_Bill
07-13-2007, 10:13 AM
Make sure you thank Tedc next time you see him :devilpig:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteCowboy-1.jpg

He's too sexy for the catwalk.....

Texan_Bill
07-13-2007, 10:14 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteRaiderfan.jpg

Raider Nation is going to love the fact that Dante professes his love for all that is the Raiders!!

DiapHer
07-13-2007, 10:32 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/ChargersRaiders009.jpg

Texan_Bill
07-13-2007, 10:37 AM
Right on que, Raider Nation shows their 'love' for Dante

TEXANS84
07-13-2007, 10:42 AM
Make sure you thank Tedc next time you see him :devilpig:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteCowboy-1.jpg


Yeah, great. His seats are right next to mine at the game. I'll be thanking him all season long.

cc_me
07-13-2007, 11:20 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/ChargersRaiders009.jpg

You guys are killing me!!:)

cc_me
07-13-2007, 11:21 AM
Raider Nation is going to love the fact that Dante professes his love for all that is the Raiders!!

And that ain't right. The picture of the pregnant Dante' that is.

Hardcore Texan
07-13-2007, 12:08 PM
Remember, I am technically behind you in the stands.......so you better watch out.

Plus, I have that picture of you and the priest checking out the cheerleaders on the sideline, bucko.

This thread is becoming legend (wait for it).....dary. I don't know you, but you are being a pretty good sport about it. And stating the obvious but very funny stuff.

No such thing as bad publicity, right?

Texan_Bill
07-13-2007, 12:17 PM
Could be worse, did you see him struttin his stuff for Cowgurl land??

DiapHer
07-13-2007, 06:49 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Danteraiders.jpg

Lauren
07-13-2007, 07:28 PM
adjkslkaccmnlnv...Marcie, you are too freaking funny!

I'll search the computer for more Dante pics. He's definitely deserving of it tonight. He came home and straight passed out. I'm bored and there's no alcohol in the house. Doesn't he know he can't leave me in a dry household?

Lauren
07-13-2007, 07:49 PM
Doin' a little dance...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/dance.jpg

Wearin' the ladies' underpants...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/undies.jpg

And, just eew...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/icky.jpg

Tedc
07-14-2007, 06:37 AM
That last pic is only good for one thing..........period.

TD
07-14-2007, 01:17 PM
Been wondering where "the line" is. Since the pic is gone, I'll assume its just this side of superhero genitalia.

Anyway, Its good to be back in the fun.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84GirlCamp.jpg

TEXANS84
07-14-2007, 03:12 PM
That last pic is so wrong.

TD
07-15-2007, 01:41 AM
That last pic is so wrong.

Better?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84CAMP2.jpg

DiapHer
07-15-2007, 12:44 PM
adjkslkaccmnlnv...Marcie, you are too freaking funny!

I'll search the computer for more Dante pics. He's definitely deserving of it tonight. He came home and straight passed out. I'm bored and there's no alcohol in the house. Doesn't he know he can't leave me in a dry household?


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantedrunk.jpg

Tedc
07-15-2007, 08:23 PM
I can't believe you want to blame an innocent guy like me for your exploits!



Make sure you thank Tedc next time you see him :devilpig:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteCowboy-1.jpg

DiapHer
07-16-2007, 08:52 AM
You can take credit for this one also :shades::mail: Your well known for being behind schemes *remember the sign?* :heart:




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Danteraiders.jpg

Tedc
07-16-2007, 05:50 PM
Well, they should. One of them knocked him up!

So painful in many ways.

TD
07-16-2007, 08:36 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84HeadUpButt.gif

TD
07-16-2007, 09:00 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Farts.gif

Specnatz
07-16-2007, 09:48 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84HeadUpButt.gif

The post of a life time.

TD
07-16-2007, 10:27 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Dance2.gif

DiapHer
07-17-2007, 08:25 AM
Those are HALARIOUS TD, keep them entertained I will be out of pocket until next week!!!:devilpig: :devilpig: :devilpig: