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Yankee_In_TX
05-10-2007, 10:38 AM
Well TD, it won't let me give you more rep. That's friggin' awesome. Ok, back to studying, I swear!

Texans_Chick
05-10-2007, 10:44 AM
One more...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Cheerleader84.jpg

I had no idea photoshopping was so much fun. :)

Best thread ever.

TEXANS84
05-10-2007, 11:27 AM
Best thread ever.

At the suffering of a moderator's expense.

Texan_Bill
05-10-2007, 11:29 AM
But a Mod with a great sense of humor............ no?

TEXANS84
05-10-2007, 11:47 AM
But a Mod with a great sense of humor............ no?

* Ban's Texan_Bill* :whip:

You were saying?

Texan_Bill
05-10-2007, 12:19 PM
. .

HARRYJ
05-10-2007, 12:26 PM
. .

Tough guy, huh?:shades:

Texan_Bill
05-10-2007, 01:50 PM
Tough guy, huh?:shades:

I have to see Dante Saturday, I can't hide up in Yankee land, 1500 miles away.... Tough guy!! :wild:

TEXANS84
05-10-2007, 02:14 PM
I have to see Dante Saturday, I can't hide up in Yankee land, 1500 miles away.... Tough guy!! :wild:

I doubt I will be at all access. I've seen the stadium and the players...nobody has seen me in black socks so I'll keep the suspense rolling.

HARRYJ
05-10-2007, 02:16 PM
I have to see Dante Saturday, I can't hide up in Yankee land, 1500 miles away.... Tough guy!! :wild:

Sissy.http://images.absolutepunk.net/images/smilies/Standard/whistle.gif

Texan_Bill
05-10-2007, 02:21 PM
I doubt I will be at all access. I've seen the stadium and the players...nobody has seen me in black socks so I'll keep the suspense rolling.

I was talking about the deal this Saturday at Cullen Park that TxDavid put together in lieu of All Colors this year. http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37899

But no worries, I will have the black socks covered.

Texan_Bill
05-10-2007, 02:22 PM
Sissy.http://images.absolutepunk.net/images/smilies/Standard/whistle.gif

Mighty bold talk for a guy in a gold lamee' thong in New Joiseee!

Texans_Chick
05-10-2007, 08:52 PM
I miss this thread being front paged.

I am considering making the cheerleading picture my screen saver because it makes me smile. OTOH, it might be hard to explain to the husband.

mexican_texan
05-11-2007, 10:22 AM
I miss this thread being front paged.

I am considering making the cheerleading picture my screen saver because it makes me smile. OTOH, it might be hard to explain to the husband.
Just say you had a bad hair day

HARRYJ
05-11-2007, 12:30 PM
Mighty bold talk for a guy in a gold lamee' thong in New Joiseee!

Can't get it outta your head, can ya?:doot:

DiapHer
05-11-2007, 12:43 PM
NEBRASKA CORNHUSKER'S NEW MASCOT!!!!!!



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteLil_Red.jpg

Texan_Bill
05-11-2007, 12:45 PM
I dont know which is freakier, Harry in a thong or Dante as that creepy Nebraska blow-up guy....? :gun:

TD
05-11-2007, 01:40 PM
But a Mod with a great sense of humor............ no?

We'll see.......

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Chippendale84.jpg

Texan_Bill
05-11-2007, 02:03 PM
^^^^^^Hillarious!!^^^^^^^

Specnatz
05-11-2007, 02:18 PM
We'll see.......

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Chippendale84.jpg

thats just not right. :penalty:

Bradster592
05-12-2007, 07:16 AM
We'll see.......

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/Chippendale84.jpg

That is.........just..........wrong.

:redtowel:

HARRYJ
05-12-2007, 09:39 AM
This thread has taken an ugly turn! Thanks Bill!:doot: :doot: :doot:

Tedc
05-12-2007, 09:56 AM
This thread has taken an ugly turn! Thanks Bill!:doot: :doot: :doot:


It started out ugly with Dan'te in boxers, It can't get much worse.

HARRYJ
05-12-2007, 09:59 AM
Silly me!

DiapHer
05-12-2007, 11:45 AM
Sorry I had the wrong school!!!:user:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteHornedFrog.jpg

TEXANS84
05-12-2007, 12:41 PM
Sorry I had the wrong school!!!:user:


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteHornedFrog.jpg

What am I with the queen of england?

HARRYJ
05-12-2007, 12:53 PM
You wish!:whip:

TD
05-12-2007, 02:07 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84JazzDunk.jpg

TEXANS84
05-12-2007, 03:01 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84JazzDunk.jpg

LOL, that's messed up.

Bradster592
05-12-2007, 04:15 PM
This thread continues to be a right laugh! Accordingly...BUMP!

Texan_Bill
05-14-2007, 12:20 PM
Well, I think there was a Dante sighting at "Romp in the Park"... Someone post the pics...

HARRYJ
05-14-2007, 12:29 PM
There was also a sighting of Yankee and his lady playing Guitar Hero at the local Best Buy!:shades:

Texans_Chick
05-14-2007, 02:25 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84JazzDunk.jpg

This is an alltime fabu thread.

Really.

On a per word basis, I think I've laughed the most reading this thread.

TEXANS84
05-14-2007, 02:47 PM
Well, I think there was a Dante sighting at "Romp in the Park"... Someone post the pics...

Nope, no romp in the park for me.

I was too busy getting peer pressured to jump off a roof into a pool.
And yes, I'm 30.

DiapHer
05-14-2007, 03:11 PM
So you were doing your other night job?

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Villagepeople.jpg

Specnatz
05-14-2007, 03:27 PM
Nope, no romp in the park for me.

I was too busy getting peer pressured to jump off a roof into a pool.
And yes, I'm 30.

So you were doing your other night job?

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Villagepeople.jpg

Him before jumping into the pool at the YMCA.

TD
05-14-2007, 05:33 PM
Nope, no romp in the park for me.

I was too busy getting peer pressured to jump off a roof into a pool.
And yes, I'm 30.



http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84PoolJump.jpg

ledzeppelin229
05-14-2007, 06:42 PM
Wow...I hadn't visited this thread in about week. Things can change pretty dramatically.

Lauren
05-14-2007, 07:28 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84PoolJump.jpg
That's pretty much it, except all of the boys were wearing their trunks.

Thank God.

powerfuldragon
05-14-2007, 07:47 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84PoolJump.jpg

Today's probably the grossest day on these boards. first the post about moms hummers and kisses (http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=666012&postcount=25) and now this picture.


i quit.

Kaiser Toro
05-14-2007, 08:13 PM
Today's probably the grossest day on these boards. first the post about moms hummers and kisses (http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=666012&postcount=25) and now this picture.


i quit.

Sir, please leave your avatar upon departure. There is no quit in Callahan. He ain't got time for that.

[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a XXXX-XX, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point.

powerfuldragon
05-14-2007, 08:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XI4rLcs_Qw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2w5kffJnq8)

Khari
05-14-2007, 08:38 PM
these should go on the front page gallery :user:

Double Barrel
05-14-2007, 08:55 PM
No dancing thread is complete without the obligatory Stayin' Alive pose:

http://www.sonicvoodoo.com/84stayinalive.jpg

TEXANS84
05-14-2007, 08:59 PM
This thread has taken a turn for the worse.

WILL IT EVER JUST DIE??

powerfuldragon
05-14-2007, 09:01 PM
This thread has taken a turn for the worse.

WILL IT EVER JUST DIE??
it almost seems vindictive now. like we can't get over losing to the jazz or something.

Lauren
05-14-2007, 10:10 PM
Speaking of the Jazz...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/danteout.jpg

Tedc
05-14-2007, 10:24 PM
Looks like you changed your socks! Why can't you change your underwear?:user:

mexican_texan
05-14-2007, 10:26 PM
Speaking of the Jazz...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/danteout.jpg
....and thus, I lost my innocence as a child.

Lauren
05-14-2007, 10:48 PM
Looks like you changed your socks! Why can't you change your underwear?:user:
Hahahahah! They are the same! I didn't even notice.

Tedc
05-14-2007, 11:01 PM
It looks like Dante made the "Romp in the Park" afterall.....


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y224/Tedc/100_1195.jpg

Lauren
05-14-2007, 11:03 PM
LOL Who is that?

Specnatz
05-15-2007, 04:20 AM
It looks like Dante made the "Romp in the Park" afterall.....


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y224/Tedc/100_1195.jpg

Jazz hands live.

BigWig
05-15-2007, 08:56 AM
This thread is way too funny, the photoshop work is priceless.
Dante is short and small, heck he might even be a midget, but I am 6-2,
he he, so all you skeered photoshoppers, carry on!:texflag:
I am sure this thread will die when the season starts, untill then its a gr8 source of entertainment, sorta!

Texan_Bill
05-15-2007, 08:58 AM
Black socks..... check
sandals..... check
"jazz" hands.... check

=

Dante sighting at "Romp in the Park"

Texans_Chick
05-15-2007, 09:51 AM
Black socks..... check
sandals..... check
"jazz" hands.... check

=

Dante sighting at "Romp in the Park"

I don't know. It looks like he's being framed.

TEXANS84
05-15-2007, 10:20 AM
I don't know. It looks like he's being framed.

I am. I was not at romp in the park.

TEXANS84
05-15-2007, 10:21 AM
Looks like you changed your socks! Why can't you change your underwear?:user:

Those are different big dawg. I have about 5 that look the same.

Its a sad day when I have to explain my boxer shorts on a football message board.

Lauren is dead.

TEXANS84
05-15-2007, 10:23 AM
This thread is way too funny, the photoshop work is priceless.
Dante is short and small, heck he might even be a midget, but I am 6-2,


Tom, I'm 5'11...and big enough to kick your skinny ass!

Texan_Bill
05-15-2007, 10:37 AM
Tom, I'm 5'11...and big enough to kick your skinny ass!


WHOA!!! Look out Wig. ....lol

Texan_Bill
05-15-2007, 10:38 AM
Those are different big dawg. I have about 5 that look the same.


That's a likely story..... :pirate:

Texan_Bill
05-15-2007, 10:38 AM
I am. I was not at romp in the park.

Many of us have heard differently... By ALL accounts you were there and the picture is legit..

Lauren
05-15-2007, 10:59 AM
He may wear black (or brown) socks while passed out on the couch, but the boy knows better than to mix them with sandals!

powerfuldragon
05-15-2007, 11:13 AM
i once got beaten by an ex-girlfriend for wearing socks and sandals. true story.

Tedc
05-15-2007, 12:20 PM
I am. I was not at romp in the park.

Ok.


So which is it? Were you at Romp at the Park or were you running around naked with a bunch of boys (not that there is anything wrong with it) and skinny dipping in an above ground pool???

At least you weren't wearing the same underwear.

TEXANS84
05-15-2007, 02:52 PM
Ok.


So which is it? Were you at Romp at the Park or were you running around naked with a bunch of boys (not that there is anything wrong with it) and skinny dipping in an above ground pool???

At least you weren't wearing the same underwear.

I was jumping off roof's with an interesting hair-do.

We just finished watching "Grandma's boy" and there is a character in there named Dante. We did my hair just like his, 2nd from the right: http://thecia.com.au/reviews/n/images/nana-s-boy-grandma-s-boy-6.jpg

DiapHer
05-15-2007, 03:31 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteGrandmother.jpg

TEXANS84
05-15-2007, 03:38 PM
^ LOL perfect. Lauren is going to laugh her off at that one!

Lauren
05-15-2007, 08:34 PM
LOL That is perfect. Except he had one sticking up in the middle in addition to the side ponytails.

Texans_Chick
05-15-2007, 11:10 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteGrandmother.jpg

Genius.

Texan_Bill
05-16-2007, 08:36 AM
I especially love how Dante' was able to work in the red collar with the NFL emblem......

"Brilliant!!".........................."Brilliant!!"

SheTexan
05-16-2007, 09:44 AM
Booze and PILLS!!!!???? Shame, shame!!!

Texan_Bill
05-16-2007, 11:16 AM
Those are Teds non-alchoholic beers and the pills are motrin....

TEXANS84
05-16-2007, 11:19 AM
Booze and PILLS!!!!???? Shame, shame!!!

Where's the pills?

Tedc
05-16-2007, 01:36 PM
Those are Teds non-alchoholic beers and the pills are motrin....

If they WERE non alcoholic beers, I would be in the picture.

EDIT.......After looking at Dante's friends, I would not be at the table for a whole case of NA beers. Where do you meet those people?:wild:

Actually, they look like Red Stripe beer and either Becks or Heineken on the table. The pills have an inscription on them to match Dante's silly grin.......RORER 714.

Texan_Bill
05-16-2007, 01:40 PM
Dang Ted, for a non-drinker, you sure know your beers!!

Tedc
05-16-2007, 01:43 PM
Dang Ted, for a non-drinker, you sure know your beers!!

How do you think I got this way?:drunk:

Tedc
05-16-2007, 01:45 PM
Hey Dante, didn't I see the guy on the right in an old episode of Gilligan's Island?

DiapHer
05-16-2007, 02:03 PM
Yes, it is the witch doctor named Watubi maybe they are making vodoo dolls??

TEXANS84
05-16-2007, 02:09 PM
Hey Dante, didn't I see the guy on the right in an old episode of Gilligan's Island?

Funny.

Watch the movie "grandma's boy". It features the guys that are always in the Adam Sandler movies.

Texan_Bill
05-16-2007, 02:26 PM
Yes, it is the witch doctor named Watubi maybe they are making vodoo dolls??

I remember that episode..... Voodoo Dolls scare me...

DiapHer
05-16-2007, 02:45 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/vodoo.jpg

Tedc
05-16-2007, 03:31 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/vodoo.jpg


Now everytime I see Dante I am going to get a stupid Cat Stevens song stuck in my head. Thanks a lot Marcie!!:cool:

TEXANS84
05-16-2007, 03:34 PM
Marcie will be photoshopped tonight.

GUARANTEED.

Texan_Bill
05-16-2007, 03:37 PM
I think that picture will only incite Texan-on-Texan violence at the Tailgates... Everyone will walk up to Dante poking him with pins... OUCH!

Specnatz
05-16-2007, 03:39 PM
I think that picture will only incite Texan-on-Texan violence at the Tailgates... Everyone will walk up to Dante poking him with pins... OUCH!

haha too funny.

Tedc
05-16-2007, 04:11 PM
"...........OOO baby baby it a wild world....."


Damn you, Marcie!

powerfuldragon
05-16-2007, 04:37 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/vodoo.jpg

wow. he likes the jazz so you compare him to bin laden?

Texan_Bill
05-16-2007, 04:45 PM
"...........OOO baby baby it a wild world....."


Damn you, Marcie!

Just in case you forgot some of the Lyrics Ted:

Now that I've lost everything to you
You say you wanna start something new
And it's breakin' my heart you're leavin'
Baby, I'm grievin'
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there

Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
I'll always remember you like a child, girl

You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do
And it's breakin' my heart in two
Because I never wanna see you a sad, girl
Don't be a bad girl
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware

Chorus

Baby, I love you
But if you wanna leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware

Chorus

DiapHer
05-16-2007, 06:31 PM
wow. he likes the jazz so you compare him to bin laden?

I have other reasons!! :shades:

Specnatz
05-17-2007, 12:58 AM
Dante at a younger age playing a Video game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io_vdocHoyE&NR=1

Tedc
05-17-2007, 06:53 AM
Red Stripe and Beck's are the beers. I cannot believe you added the Qualudes. I haven't heard anyone use their real name in quite some time, Ted.:cool:

It has been SOME TIME that I used the real name. I thought Bill would have caught it first but I am not surprised that you did.


Hey Dante, what about your guarantee?


I would offer some pictures of her but I don't have any that would be considered less than "R" rated.:drool:

DiapHer
05-17-2007, 09:28 AM
:bat: :bat: :bat:

Texan_Bill
05-17-2007, 09:31 AM
Ted, at least email those pictures to me...........

Tedc
05-17-2007, 03:44 PM
:bat: :bat: :bat:


:flowers: :winky: :blowakiss:

Texan_Bill
05-17-2007, 05:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance1.jpg

This thread has slowed down, so BUMP.....

Tedc
05-17-2007, 06:09 PM
I think it will pick up when the Marcie pictures are posted or when Elle FINALLY post her pic in the boxers.

Texans_Chick
05-17-2007, 08:20 PM
You know, as hysterically funny as the photoshops have been, the original pictures are well classic in their classicness.

Lauren
05-17-2007, 09:29 PM
Marcie's safe. Dante's Photoshopping skills consist of "hey Lauren, can you Photoshop this for me?"

Specnatz
05-18-2007, 06:02 AM
Marcie's safe. Dante's Photoshopping skills consist of "hey Lauren, can you Photoshop this for me?"

Sounds like my skills, but that is another thread.

Tedc
05-18-2007, 06:22 AM
Marcie will be photoshopped tonight.

GUARANTEED.

Were you not aware that "tonight" was coming?:shades:

TEXANS84
05-18-2007, 08:36 AM
Marcie's safe. Dante's Photoshopping skills consist of "hey Lauren, can you Photoshop this for me?"

To answer Ted's question.

Texan_Bill
05-18-2007, 08:48 AM
Marcie will be photoshopped tonight.

GUARANTEED.

Waiting........................................... .................................................. ............................... Still waiting........................................... ....

TD
05-18-2007, 04:11 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84passedout2.jpg

Texan_Bill
05-18-2007, 04:59 PM
Oh.... Thats great!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

TEXANS84
05-18-2007, 09:39 PM
Thats about how I felt.

Tedc
05-19-2007, 08:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance1.jpg

BUMP

HARRYJ
05-20-2007, 01:01 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg

Priceless.



^^^Bump!^^^

Yankee_In_TX
05-20-2007, 04:50 PM
Did Dante try out for this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b06exGCPThQ

Texan_Bill
05-21-2007, 08:27 AM
I did NOT need to see that.... especially at 7:20 am this morning.......

But it does beg Yankee's question.......

Tedc
05-22-2007, 06:29 PM
I didn't notice that this was "stickied" and really doesn't need a "BUMP".

TD
05-22-2007, 08:43 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84JazzCrowd.jpg

Texans_Chick
05-22-2007, 09:10 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84JazzCrowd.jpg

AWESOME.

The girlie ones remind me of the restaurant scene in the Being John Malkovich.

ledzeppelin229
05-22-2007, 09:25 PM
AWESOME.

The girlie ones remind me of the restaurant scene in the Being John Malkovich.


That was a very strange movie.

TEXANS84
05-22-2007, 09:27 PM
Nice.

It's a little freaky though, and on a few occasions...I have boobs.

Kaiser Toro
05-22-2007, 09:27 PM
Very nice TD, but could you throw in a Dante over the face of Deron Williams? That would be, how you say....perfect?

TEXANS84
05-22-2007, 09:28 PM
Very nice TD, but could you throw in a Dante over the face of Deron Williams? That would be, how you say....perfect?

That WOULD be perfect.

TD
05-22-2007, 10:13 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84JazzCrowd2.jpg

Kaiser Toro
05-22-2007, 10:17 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84JazzCrowd2.jpg

Yes, is very nice.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n204/nychump/BoratVeryNice.jpg

Lauren
05-22-2007, 11:09 PM
I love Dante, but I would die if there were actually that many of him roaming this earth.

TEXANS84
05-22-2007, 11:45 PM
I love Dante, but I would die if there were actually that many of him roaming this earth.

You would like me if I was the basketball player bringing home the jumbo paycheck.

Lauren
05-22-2007, 11:51 PM
You would like me if I was the basketball player bringing home the jumbo paycheck.
I don't know. Maybe if you were 1 basketball player bringing home a jumbo paycheck.

Tedc
05-23-2007, 06:47 AM
It's a little freaky though, and on a few occasions...I have boobs.


Now that is a priceless quote!

Texan_Bill
05-23-2007, 09:19 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84JazzCrowd2.jpg



^^^^^^awesome!!!^^^^^^

hadaad
05-23-2007, 06:46 PM
While I don't know anyone in this thread personally, it's still hilarious.

I have to say, though, "LONG LIVE BLACK SOCKS!"

Texan_Bill
05-23-2007, 06:51 PM
Its not all about the black socks..... There's a special place for the Brown socks too....

Texan_Bill
05-25-2007, 10:18 AM
Because Dante made a dsparaging remark about the Rockets...


^^^^BUMP^^^^

HARRYJ
05-25-2007, 08:32 PM
You know, DiapHer's complete body of work is becoming quite impressive!

I can hardly wait for the next round!

Oh yeah, bump

TEXANS84
05-25-2007, 09:26 PM
We actually went a day without a post in here and I had hope....

HARRYJ
05-25-2007, 09:48 PM
It's nothing personal pal, I'm just trying to support my buddy Bill! He doesn't have many friends you know!:shades:

TD
05-26-2007, 12:09 AM
You know, DiapHer's complete body of work is becoming quite impressive!

I think I'm hurt. :(

BTW Lauren, I think we'll need a few more poses to keep this thing going. :D

HARRYJ
05-26-2007, 01:10 PM
Don't be hurt, I never flirt with guys!:shades:

DiapHer
05-26-2007, 02:10 PM
Dante on "Casual Friday's"


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/CasualFriday.jpg

Specnatz
05-26-2007, 02:39 PM
and the facial expression works well with the pose. Priceless.

TD
05-26-2007, 03:20 PM
I feel like such an amateur. :bowdown: :bowdown:

HARRYJ
05-26-2007, 03:34 PM
I rest my case, Your Honor!:doot:

Tedc
05-26-2007, 09:57 PM
and the facial expression works well with the pose. Priceless.


If your shorts were that far up your crack, you would make the same facial expression.:shades:

Tedc
05-27-2007, 10:40 AM
I guess that after all those pics, there can't be any other embarrassing pics of Dante that exist.:shades:

HARRYJ
05-27-2007, 05:54 PM
Dante on "Casual Friday's"


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/CasualFriday.jpg


^^^bump^^^

mexican_texan
05-27-2007, 07:54 PM
We need Lauren to post more pics.

TEXANS84
05-28-2007, 12:35 AM
Marcie's pics will come soon.

Same with Ted.

awtysst
05-28-2007, 01:08 AM
I am amazed this thread is STILL going.

Bradster592
05-28-2007, 09:36 AM
Dante on "Casual Friday's"


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/CasualFriday.jpg

OMG!!

I've just had a mini-chunder on seeing that pic!

It's just...wrong. On soooo many levels!!

Lauren
05-28-2007, 10:02 AM
We need Lauren to post more pics.
I'm having a friend email me some really good ones. Be patient...they are worth the wait.

TEXANS84
05-28-2007, 10:37 AM
I'm having a friend email me some really good ones. Be patient...they are worth the wait.

WTF? Who and what.

Lauren
05-28-2007, 11:09 AM
4 words:

Birthday
Party
Village
People

TEXANS84
05-28-2007, 11:10 AM
4 words:

Birthday
Party
Village
People

Aw, cmon' now. That's messed up.

Lauren
05-28-2007, 11:11 AM
At least you weren't the one wearing assless chaps.

HARRYJ
05-28-2007, 11:17 AM
At least you weren't the one wearing assless chaps.

He will be after Diapher get ahold of them pics!:splits:

DiapHer
05-28-2007, 11:26 AM
Who me? :devilpig:

HARRYJ
05-28-2007, 12:51 PM
Yes ma'am, and I, for one, am looking forward to it!:shades:

Tedc
05-28-2007, 04:56 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84passedout2.jpg


Dante, you must really drink a lot. How many did you have that night?

Texan_Bill
05-29-2007, 08:27 AM
I think I'm hurt. :(

BTW Lauren, I think we'll need a few more poses to keep this thing going. :D

Your work is great too TD..... Keep 'em comin'!!!

DiapHer
05-29-2007, 10:26 AM
Dante, you must really drink a lot. How many did you have that night?


I heard he is cutting back to just one beer a night!!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantebigdrink.jpg

BigWig
05-29-2007, 10:28 AM
Man I was in school for a whole week, and this thread is till going? Dante will forever be known as some kind of celebrity, just not sure what kind?

TD
05-29-2007, 08:21 PM
This was for the Jazz-Spurs thread cc'd by request.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/JazzGrave.jpg

Yankee_In_TX
05-29-2007, 08:45 PM
Hey Lauren,

These are fine and dandy (and funny), but for a little variety can we have some more Dante pics for everyone to work with?

Lauren
05-29-2007, 10:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/dante1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/dante2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/dante3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/dante4.jpg

mexican_texan
05-29-2007, 10:22 PM
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6250/untitledux5.png

mexican_texan
05-29-2007, 10:30 PM
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/9072/61919412dl6.th.png

TD
05-29-2007, 11:52 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/HotDogEater.jpg

TD
05-30-2007, 12:09 AM
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6250/untitledux5.png

With a little makeup and a kroger bag, your sister would be pretty hot.

Texan_Bill
05-30-2007, 09:18 AM
This was for the Jazz-Spurs thread cc'd by request.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/JazzGrave.jpg

Thanks for honoring the request...

TEXANS84
05-30-2007, 10:48 AM
This thread is spiraling out of control.

I must thank my fiance' for re-fueling everyone with new pictures while I was at the Astros game. Thanks honey, I'll see you tonight after work.

TD
05-30-2007, 10:53 AM
This thread is spiraling out of control.

I must thank my fiance' for re-fueling everyone with new pictures while I was at the Astros game.

Sorry I posted then...you suffered enough.:cool:

DiapHer
05-30-2007, 10:56 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/dante4.jpg


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantetoomuchbeer.jpg

TD
05-30-2007, 11:22 AM
This thread has gone from ugly to down right grotesque. I love it.

Texan_Lee
05-30-2007, 12:01 PM
Damn, I go MIA from the boards since December, and look what happens while I'm out...

Just not right... most of those pics are just not right... :gun:


Dang, looks like I lost my post count... and I was getting up there too :bat:

DiapHer
05-30-2007, 12:12 PM
It's about time TexanLee :heart: shoot Vinny a PM and he can fix your post count!!!

Texan_Lee
05-30-2007, 12:15 PM
It's about time TexanLee :heart: shoot Vinny a PM and he can fix your post count!!!

Hey Sweetie!!! How are things?:whip:

DiapHer
05-30-2007, 12:21 PM
Going good but school gets out Friday and you know what that means for me :crying: Shoot me an e-mail when you have time I want to hear all about your guys cruise and if TexanRed behaved or not! :devilpig:

Texan_Lee
05-30-2007, 12:26 PM
Going good but school gets out Friday and you know what that means for me :crying: Shoot me an e-mail when you have time I want to hear all about your guys cruise and if TexanRed behaved or not! :devilpig:
Two words that are rarely seen together... "TexanRed" and "behaved"... :user:

Texan_Bill
05-30-2007, 12:37 PM
Hey!! Y'all take that elsewhere. This is Dante's topic......

J/K :hides:

Khari
05-30-2007, 01:07 PM
Damn, I go MIA from the boards since December, and look what happens while I'm out...

Just not right... most of those pics are just not right... :gun:


Dang, looks like I lost my post count... and I was getting up there too :bat:

what was your post count

DiapHer
05-30-2007, 01:31 PM
Hey!! Y'all take that elsewhere. This is Dante's topic......

J/K :hides:

Sorry for the interruption :cool:

I'll let you caption this one that just came across wire.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantesarrest.jpg

BullPenPhotos
05-30-2007, 01:36 PM
"TexanRed" You couldn't be talking about S.B.S.H. could you? :whistle:

Texan_Bill
05-30-2007, 01:59 PM
Sorry for the interruption :cool:

I'll let you caption this one that just came across wire.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantesarrest.jpg

Is that really Dante? I don't see the black socks!!! And whats up with the rubber chicken??

Specnatz
05-30-2007, 02:07 PM
Sorry for the interruption :cool:

I'll let you caption this one that just came across wire.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantesarrest.jpg

Dante looks worried and this pic and the cop looks way to happy cuffing him. He has that booty call look on his face.

DiapHer
05-30-2007, 02:22 PM
Maybe you don't have the same laws in Houston that we have :shades:

Tedc
05-30-2007, 02:47 PM
Sorry for the interruption :cool:

I'll let you caption this one that just came across wire.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantesarrest.jpg

Dante, don't you know you can't choke your chicken in public?

Tedc
05-30-2007, 02:50 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantetoomuchbeer.jpg
You guys just going to let this one go with no comments?

I told him to watch his beer intake! Poor Lauren!!

Texan_Bill
05-30-2007, 03:36 PM
Maybe you don't have the same laws in Houston that we have :shades:

I will leave that alone, for your own good..... Suuuuuueeey!!!

Yankee_In_TX
05-30-2007, 04:43 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantetoomuchbeer.jpg

Game over, she wins.

Yankee_In_TX
05-30-2007, 04:44 PM
You couldn't be talking about S.B.S.H. could you? :whistle:

Where're the cruise pics?!?!

BullPenPhotos
05-30-2007, 04:54 PM
Where're the cruise pics?!?!
I will work on getting them posted tomorrow...

Texan_Bill
05-30-2007, 04:55 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantetoomuchbeer.jpg
You guys just going to let this one go with no comments?

I told him to watch his beer intake! Poor Lauren!!

I was avoiding comment, because I am trying to get that image out of my head......

TEXANS84
05-30-2007, 06:29 PM
Sorry for the interruption :cool:

I'll let you caption this one that just came across wire.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantesarrest.jpg

Sad thing is that I think I remember that....

Texan_Lee
05-30-2007, 09:07 PM
You couldn't be talking about S.B.S.H. could you? :whistle:
Why, Yes... that is exactly who I was talking about... :user:

Lauren
05-30-2007, 09:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/anorexic.jpg

ledzeppelin229
05-31-2007, 01:01 AM
While I don't have the artistic creativity of TD...I had to leave my mark on this thread.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/orang.jpg

ledzeppelin229
05-31-2007, 01:37 AM
I had an inspiration....it just had to be done. This one actually took a minimal amount of effort...compared to the first one that took no effort at all.


http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/sojournerdante.jpg

Texan_Bill
05-31-2007, 08:30 AM
Should we put a moratorium on this thread as Dante licks his wounds from a 4-1 beat down by the Spurs....??

Please discuss..........

TD
05-31-2007, 08:49 AM
Should we put a moratorium on this thread as Dante licks his wounds from a 4-1 beat down by the Spurs....??

Please discuss..........

You mean like he eased up on us when the Jazz beat Houston??? Nah.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantetoomuchbeer.jpg

TEXANS84
05-31-2007, 09:35 AM
5,405 views and still ticking....unbelievable.

And yes, a small "moment of silence" would be nice, however I do not expect it from this bunch.

DiapHer
05-31-2007, 11:07 AM
Sad thing is that I think I remember that....

Lauren I think Dante needs help for this little problem.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantechicken.jpg

Texan_Bill
05-31-2007, 11:11 AM
You mean like he eased up on us when the Jazz beat Houston??? Nah.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantetoomuchbeer.jpg

Excellent point.....

DiapHer
05-31-2007, 11:31 AM
5,405 views and still ticking....unbelievable.

And yes, a small "moment of silence" would be nice, however I do not expect it from this bunch.


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/Dantepraying.jpg

Texan_Bill
05-31-2007, 11:34 AM
Very nice... See there Dante!

HARRYJ
05-31-2007, 11:49 AM
Lauren I think Dante needs help for this little problem.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/dantechicken.jpg

Now that is a firm grip!:shades:

Texan_Bill
05-31-2007, 12:28 PM
Well after being tossed to the ground by the cop and dropping his chicken, Dante vowed that that would never happen again....

76Texan
05-31-2007, 02:57 PM
5,405 views and still ticking....unbelievable.

And yes, a small "moment of silence" would be nice, however I do not expect it from this bunch.

Over a thousand viewings a week. Dante man you are hotter than butter! :devilpig:

Texan_Bill
05-31-2007, 06:52 PM
Well... Fixin' to shut her down for the night so........ ^^^BUMP^^^

TD
06-01-2007, 12:40 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/fairy_dust.jpg

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/kweer.jpg

ledzeppelin229
06-01-2007, 03:11 AM
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f240/sn1049/hillbilly84.jpg

TD
06-01-2007, 07:57 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/bellydance.jpg

Texan_Bill
06-01-2007, 08:23 AM
TD & Zep.... I just really don't know what to say.......

DiapHer
06-01-2007, 11:24 AM
Sneak peak at the wedding photo's

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteandLauren-1.jpg

Lauren
06-01-2007, 11:39 AM
That's his first wife.

Texan_Bill
06-01-2007, 11:42 AM
That's his first wife.

Thank God you straightened that out. When I first saw the pic, I thought Diapher would feel your wrath...

Specnatz
06-01-2007, 12:20 PM
That's his first wife.

You have him straightened out since then I pressume.

Behind every good man is a women :whip: making him great.

76Texan
06-01-2007, 05:15 PM
You have him straightened out since then I pressume.

Behind every good man is a women :whip: making him great.Like when the photos were taken from behind?

:devilpig:

Tedc
06-01-2007, 08:28 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/bellydance.jpg


Lauren, come out for air!!

Texans_Chick
06-01-2007, 08:40 PM
I have to admit that when I come visit the MB, I check out this thread first.

You see, people look at car wrecks, and this by far is more interesting than a car wreck.

Lauren
06-01-2007, 08:47 PM
Lauren, come out for air!!
I can't! He considers this foreplay. It's really sick, but you should see what I make him do. ;)

Elle, the girl is his first wife. The dog is his second. We don't like to talk about it...it was a pretty dark time in his life.

Lauren
06-01-2007, 09:10 PM
I understand, dear. Somethings should stay private.

Have a glass of Pinot to numb yourself.

This thread is better than a car wreck. Hey, it's even better than a train wreck!
I'm 2 glasses in.

Sometimes the PG is the only thing that works. Especially when the old mullet and trailer life come back to haunt us.

TD
06-02-2007, 04:22 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84ANDJJ.jpg

SheTexan
06-02-2007, 06:07 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84ANDJJ.jpg


:eek: :yikes: Now that is just so WRONG!!!! DANTE!! You're breaking an old grandma's heart!!


SERIOUSLY!! I haven't been posting on this thread due to my passion for ALL my Texan "grandkids!" SOOOOOO, I have just let Dante take care of this in his own way! I can't wait to see him retaliate!!!! BUT, to have him jukin it up with JJ is just OBSCENE!! I DEMAND that pic be deleted!!! J/K!

Texans_Chick
06-03-2007, 11:52 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84ANDJJ.jpg

This is the most embarassing picture yet. Wrong on so many levels.

TEXANS84
06-03-2007, 04:09 PM
At least I have my Texans hat on.

TD
06-03-2007, 06:03 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84UnderwearDance.jpg

Yankee_In_TX
06-04-2007, 05:41 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84UnderwearDance.jpg

Nevermind, read your thought bubble. FRICKIN' BEST PICTURE YET!

TEXANS84
06-04-2007, 06:32 PM
BigWig (Tom) was at that party too and in the far right corner.

BTW, did I tell any of you guys you have way too much friggin time on your hand?

25 pages and this crap wont die. DIE!

Yankee_In_TX
06-04-2007, 07:21 PM
BigWig (Tom) was at that party too and in the far right corner.

BTW, did I tell any of you guys you have way too much friggin time on your hand?

25 pages and this crap wont die. DIE!

Ewwwwwwww, thanks jerk-o. That guy has a woody.

TD
06-04-2007, 07:32 PM
Ewwwwwwww, thanks jerk-o. That guy has a woody.

But does this guy?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Sheep.jpg

Kaiser Toro
06-04-2007, 07:40 PM
But does this guy?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Sheep.jpg

Houston - where men are men and sheep are nervous.

Specnatz
06-04-2007, 08:27 PM
OMG that is freakin hilarious. I will have nightmares for sure tonight.

Texans_Chick
06-04-2007, 08:33 PM
Ewwwwwwww, thanks jerk-o. That guy has a woody.

Argh. You made me look.

That being said, this thread is consistently the most funny thread on the internets.

Yankee_In_TX
06-05-2007, 10:07 AM
Argh. You made me look.

That being said, this thread is consistently the most funny thread on the internets.

13 hours?!?!?

So TD, what did you google?

"Guy posing like Dante at underwear party"?

TD
06-05-2007, 10:58 AM
So TD, what did you google?

"Guy posing like Dante at underwear party"?

No..same as always "Jazz Fans"

DiapHer
06-05-2007, 11:25 AM
Jazz fan tailgate party!!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DantePJparty.jpg

powerfuldragon
06-05-2007, 11:35 AM
the photochops keep getting more and more disturbing.

Kaiser Toro
06-05-2007, 11:41 AM
the photochops keep getting more and more disturbing.

Even more disturbing is that, in essence, art is imitating life.

DiapHer
06-05-2007, 12:02 PM
Even more disturbing is that, in essence, art is imitating life.


Dante, on cleaning day!!!





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteCleaningDay.jpg

TEXANS84
06-05-2007, 12:06 PM
Jazz fan tailgate party!!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DantePJparty.jpg

Got the biggest package, as always.

Specnatz
06-05-2007, 12:30 PM
Got the biggest package, as always.

That is disturbing your checking out guys packages.

TD
06-05-2007, 01:50 PM
Dante, the high school years.....

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Dentention.jpg

Texan_Bill
06-05-2007, 01:56 PM
Houston - where men are men and sheep are nervous.

No, no, no.............. This isn't a Houston thang, this is a "Jazz" thing..

Texan_Bill
06-05-2007, 01:57 PM
Dante, the high school years.....

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Dentention.jpg

Now, see... I thought I remembered Dante in the Breakfast Club.

Texan_Bill
06-05-2007, 01:58 PM
Dante, on cleaning day!!!





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteCleaningDay.jpg

I just completely spit my coke all over my monitor... Thanks Diapher!!!

Kaiser Toro
06-05-2007, 02:06 PM
Dante, the high school years.....

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c318/RiversCPA/84Dentention.jpg

Mess with the bull and you get the horns.

DiapHer
06-05-2007, 02:07 PM
Dante, NOW!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg


Dante, celebrating his 30 year anniversary at the same hotel.


Put your coke down first Bill!!!












http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteCelebratingWeddingAnnv.jpg

Specnatz
06-05-2007, 03:32 PM
OMG I just choked on my Dew and out the nose it went all over my work keyboard ....


Just too damn funny. REPS to all !!!!!!

Darn need to spread it around sorry.

Texan_Bill
06-05-2007, 04:28 PM
Dante, NOW!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/laurenl842/DanteDance2.jpg


Dante, celebrating his 30 year anniversary at the same hotel.


Put your coke down first Bill!!!












http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteCelebratingWeddingAnnv.jpg


I set my coke down, but I shot a snot rocket out of my nose... Too dang funny!!!

TEXANS84
06-05-2007, 06:22 PM
Good god, is that a diaper?

Lauren
06-05-2007, 08:51 PM
These are way too funny! This thread has gone from hilarious to "I can't breathe".

DiapHer
06-06-2007, 03:52 PM
Good god, is that a diaper?


That's your big package!!!:devilpig:

Texan_Bill
06-06-2007, 03:54 PM
errrrrrrrrrrrrr.............stuffing

DiapHer
06-06-2007, 04:20 PM
Dante on Halloween!!!!





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteHalloween-1.jpg

DiapHer
06-06-2007, 04:28 PM
errrrrrrrrrrrrr.............stuffing


Texan_Bill, I think your right!!!





http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/DiapHer/DanteHalloween2006.jpg

Yankee_In_TX
06-06-2007, 04:35 PM
*walks in*
*looks around*
*shakes head*
*leaves*