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jdog
03-13-2007, 11:06 AM
Who can name the funniest QB in the post-Carr era?

santo
03-13-2007, 11:08 AM
Drew Bledsoe....:lightbulb:

jdog
03-13-2007, 11:11 AM
To give you an idea of where I'm going with this...

http://images.joke.co.uk/images/products/r50623-lge.jpg

It's a combination of Jeff Garcia and one of the phantom twins from The Matrix: Reloaded.

GP
03-13-2007, 11:15 AM
To give you an idea of where I'm going with this...

http://images.joke.co.uk/images/products/r50623-lge.jpg

It's a combination of Jeff Garcia and one of the phantom twins from The Matrix: Reloaded.

I thought it was Matt Stevens.

So white, so "street."

It just screamed Matthew Stevens.

GP
03-13-2007, 11:20 AM
Any of the guys we've been "reportedly" chasing:

Garcia

Plummer

Ramsey

Quinn

Any of those guys. The two vets are severely overrated, IMO. Ramsey is Sage Rosenfels without the neat first name like Sage has. Quinn is over-hyped, IMO.

Jemarcus Russell, IMO, is the only QB in this year's draft that has the potential for producing early, and perhaps for being a great game-changing QB. But I think he's still a bigger gamble than VY ever was, IMO.

QBs can be had in later rounds. And so many of the "great" QBs HAVE BEEN found in later rounds. To use a high pick on Quinn would be sheer folly, IMO.

jdog
03-13-2007, 11:22 AM
Any of the guys we've been "reportedly" chasing:

Garcia

Plummer

Ramsey

Quinn

Any of those guys. The two vets are severely overrated, IMO. Ramsey is Sage Rosenfels without the neat first name like Sage has. Quinn is over-hyped, IMO.

Jemarcus Russell, IMO, is the only QB in this year's draft that has the potential for producing early, and perhaps for being a great game-changing QB. But I think he's still a bigger gamble than VY ever was, IMO.

QBs can be had in later rounds. And so many of the "great" QBs HAVE BEEN found in later rounds. To use a high pick on Quinn would be sheer folly, IMO.

I'm sorry but the phantom Garcia is a bigger game changer than Russell. An entire defense COULD take Russell down, but not the phantom Garcia.

Pantherstang84
03-13-2007, 11:23 AM
Chris Weinke

A Texan
03-13-2007, 11:27 AM
Billy Volek, the guy Carr played behind at Fresno State...

TommyS
03-13-2007, 11:27 AM
marques tuiasososososososososoopo

http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235251

jdog
03-13-2007, 11:28 AM
Billy Volek, the guy Carr played behind at Fresno State...

Hey, I like Volek. We should go after him. :drool:

Texan_Bill
03-13-2007, 11:35 AM
Technically, its not the post-Carr era.... yet.

But my answer is Stoney Case.... :yahoo:

petedy
03-13-2007, 12:12 PM
How about Kerry(give me a drink)Collins,if you keep the bars open an extra two hours he'll come to you cheap.

DarkNinja
03-13-2007, 12:20 PM
What about Romo? Hey you asked for ridiculous...

Second Honeymoon
03-13-2007, 12:30 PM
Any of the guys we've been "reportedly" chasing:

Garcia

Plummer

Ramsey

Quinn

Any of those guys. The two vets are severely overrated, IMO. Ramsey is Sage Rosenfels without the neat first name like Sage has. Quinn is over-hyped, IMO.

Jemarcus Russell, IMO, is the only QB in this year's draft that has the potential for producing early, and perhaps for being a great game-changing QB. But I think he's still a bigger gamble than VY ever was, IMO.

QBs can be had in later rounds. And so many of the "great" QBs HAVE BEEN found in later rounds. To use a high pick on Quinn would be sheer folly, IMO.

says the huge Carr homer. to not respect Garcia is just insane and Quinn is more of a sure thing than Russell...but whatever. what do you expect from a Dominick Davis fan...turn the page, the guys career is over....

kcwilson
03-13-2007, 12:38 PM
I am surprised that no one has said it yet, but I will...

Sage Rosenfels

Please_Evolve
03-13-2007, 01:24 PM
Any of the guys we've been "reportedly" chasing:

Garcia

Plummer

Ramsey

Quinn

Any of those guys. The two vets are severely overrated, IMO. Ramsey is Sage Rosenfels without the neat first name like Sage has. Quinn is over-hyped, IMO.

Jemarcus Russell, IMO, is the only QB in this year's draft that has the potential for producing early, and perhaps for being a great game-changing QB. But I think he's still a bigger gamble than VY ever was, IMO.

QBs can be had in later rounds. And so many of the "great" QBs HAVE BEEN found in later rounds. To use a high pick on Quinn would be sheer folly, IMO.


Quinn will have a better career then all of those. Might be overhyped but he's got all the tools to be an all pro. Can't say the same about the others Jeff Garcia aside Earlier in his career but it took him a while to latch on to a team.

Yeah QBs can be had in later rounds but looking at the odds of a first round Qb panning out more then a late round Qb...i think i'll take the first rounder.

Please_Evolve
03-13-2007, 01:29 PM
uh...sage isn't a RIDICULOUS carr replacement. more like feasable.

you're right...just ridiculous.Minus the capitlization.

It's one thing to bea good back up behind a good starter but Sage has been to two places in dire need of a QB at the time and couldn't take the reins.

One good half of football against a bad defense doesn't equatea good starter....unless you're lowballing for the draft next year and Brohm.

freedoggy77
03-13-2007, 01:48 PM
Any of the guys we've been "reportedly" chasing:

Garcia

Plummer

Ramsey

Quinn

Any of those guys. The two vets are severely overrated, IMO. Ramsey is Sage Rosenfels without the neat first name like Sage has. Quinn is over-hyped, IMO.

Jemarcus Russell, IMO, is the only QB in this year's draft that has the potential for producing early, and perhaps for being a great game-changing QB. But I think he's still a bigger gamble than VY ever was, IMO.

QBs can be had in later rounds. And so many of the "great" QBs HAVE BEEN found in later rounds. To use a high pick on Quinn would be sheer folly, IMO.

your "IMO" pisses me off bc its so repetetive. what does it mean anyways?

anyways yeah quinn sucks

My Hero
03-13-2007, 01:50 PM
your "IMO" pisses me off bc its so repetetive. what does it mean anyways?
anyways yeah quinn sucks

IMO means"In My Opinion" if that was what you were questioning.

Texan_Bill
03-13-2007, 01:50 PM
your "IMO" pisses me off bc its so repetetive. what does it mean anyways?

anyways yeah quinn sucks

Are you serious... if you are IMO= In my opinion.

If you weren't serious, I apologize

swtbound07
03-13-2007, 02:09 PM
A shoutout to an inside joke predraft.....

Snarfee McGee

freedoggy77
03-13-2007, 03:17 PM
Are you serious... if you are IMO= In my opinion.

If you weren't serious, I apologize

of course i was kidding lol. :dance2:

Dunta_23
03-13-2007, 03:19 PM
Bradlee Van Pelt

TEXANRED
03-13-2007, 03:21 PM
Some of my friends have said my Mom could out play Carr.

So my answer would have to be my Mom.

El Tejano
03-13-2007, 03:22 PM
Kevin Kolb

Cgold
03-13-2007, 04:01 PM
Ryan Leaf!!

jdog
03-13-2007, 04:09 PM
Yeah, who the heck is Kevin Kolb? :stirpot:

jdog
03-13-2007, 04:11 PM
I'd like to see this fella play behind center for the Texans.

http://bushcheney2004.blogspot.com/BushQB.jpg

jdog
03-13-2007, 04:12 PM
...or this guy...

http://www.artisanchurch.com/e-news/uncle-rico-photo.jpg

Malloy
03-13-2007, 04:16 PM
Vinny Testaverde!!

Admit it, that would be funny :)

jdog
03-13-2007, 04:17 PM
Could we afford Testaverde and Bledsoe and let them fight it out for the starting job?

Malloy
03-13-2007, 04:19 PM
Could we afford Testaverde and Bledsoe and let them fight it out for the starting job?

I say give them both a 5-year contract and let them develop, learn the system!

PapaL
03-13-2007, 04:21 PM
I thought it was Matt Stevens.

So white, so "street."

It just screamed Matthew Stevens.

You have been around long enough to know better. He who shall not be named is not to be mentioned. 7 more years of bad luck.

RTP2110
03-13-2007, 04:53 PM
Joey Harrington

Texan_Bill
03-13-2007, 06:12 PM
I'd like to see this fella play behind center for the Texans.

http://bushcheney2004.blogspot.com/BushQB.jpg

This is The United States of America. Other folks and their respective party should be allowed to participate:

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/kerry-football-catch.jpg

MATRIX
03-13-2007, 06:16 PM
uh...Sage isn't a RIDICULOUS carr replacement. more like feasable.

Yea, sure Sage the backup and mop up man. The man that has never been able to start in the NFL aginst guys like AJ Feely...oh such a great replacement.

I agree SAGE

PLEASE NO!

texun
03-13-2007, 06:23 PM
Hey, I like Volek. We should go after him. :drool:

I agree. Volek would be a good QB to take a look at.

Hookem Horns
03-13-2007, 06:25 PM
Carr himself (that is not replacing him)

jdog
03-13-2007, 06:30 PM
This is The United States of America. Other folks and their respective party should be allowed to participate:

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/kerry-football-catch.jpg

So long as he's not playing receiver...and no shotgun formations either...

Texan_Bill
03-13-2007, 06:31 PM
So long as he's not playing receiver...and no shotgun formations either...

LOL...I just thought he needed to represent....

jdog
03-13-2007, 06:35 PM
Btw, in this photo Kerry is actually squeezing footballs between his forearm and bicep and making them explode to the amazement of the crowd.

Texan_Bill
03-13-2007, 06:45 PM
Btw, in this photo Kerry is actually squeezing footballs between his forearm and bicep and making them explode to the amazement of the crowd.

Too funny!!

South Texan
03-13-2007, 07:30 PM
Well, if they plan on using the Shotgun formation next year, draft VP Cheney and tell him the other team is mostly lawyers.

Otherwise stay away from the "pretty boy" image and get:

http://www.samugliestdog.com/Sam162edited.jpg

Ask yourself, "Who would want to tackle that???"; and if anyone calls our QB a dog, well, they're right!


(Picture from http://www.samugliestdog.com. RIP Sam.)

jdog
03-13-2007, 07:49 PM
Well, if they plan on using the Shotgun formation next year, draft VP Cheney and tell him the other team is mostly lawyers.

Otherwise stay away from the "pretty boy" image and get:

http://www.samugliestdog.com/Sam162edited.jpg

Ask yourself, "Who would want to tackle that???"; and if anyone calls our QB a dog, well, they're right!


(Picture from http://www.samugliestdog.com. RIP Sam.)

Holy crap! That's the ugliest, scariest looking dog I've ever seen. I love it. If he can throw, he's starting.

NFLforher
03-13-2007, 08:46 PM
Any of the guys we've been "reportedly" chasing:

Garcia

Plummer

Ramsey

Quinn

Any of those guys. The two vets are severely overrated, IMO. Ramsey is Sage Rosenfels without the neat first name like Sage has. Quinn is over-hyped, IMO.

Jemarcus Russell, IMO, is the only QB in this year's draft that has the potential for producing early, and perhaps for being a great game-changing QB. But I think he's still a bigger gamble than VY ever was, IMO.

QBs can be had in later rounds. And so many of the "great" QBs HAVE BEEN found in later rounds. To use a high pick on Quinn would be sheer folly, IMO.



I do not think the Texans should trade up to get Quinn but if he's still there at #8?????

Erratic Assassin
03-13-2007, 09:56 PM
Couldn't someone give Jeff George ONE MORE CHANCE? He does have all the measurables!

Trap_Star
03-13-2007, 09:59 PM
Couldn't someone give Jeff George ONE MORE CHANCE? He does have all the measurables!

So does the guy in my avatar^....lol

OldEagle1
03-13-2007, 09:59 PM
Ron Mexico.

TEXANS84
03-13-2007, 10:03 PM
http://www.playchild.com/catalog/images/GUN-75858sm.jpg

Oscar the grouch. He really doesn't have hands, just nubs.

ReliantTexan
03-13-2007, 11:41 PM
Rohan Davey, if we could Just get him out of arena football.

TwinSisters
03-13-2007, 11:53 PM
Oscar the grouch. He really doesn't have hands, just nubs.


Yeahh, right on. eheheh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZy9FBDnNac

Aztequila
03-14-2007, 12:06 AM
Aaron Brooks

NFLforher
03-14-2007, 12:09 AM
Well, if they plan on using the Shotgun formation next year, draft VP Cheney and tell him the other team is mostly lawyers.

Otherwise stay away from the "pretty boy" image and get:

http://www.samugliestdog.com/Sam162edited.jpg

Ask yourself, "Who would want to tackle that???"; and if anyone calls our QB a dog, well, they're right!


(Picture from http://www.samugliestdog.com. RIP Sam.)


:eek:


Linebacker or defensive end for sure.

NFLforher
03-14-2007, 12:09 AM
Couldn't someone give Jeff George ONE MORE CHANCE? He does have all the measurables!


Don't ever repeat that again.

jdog
03-14-2007, 12:54 AM
http://www.playchild.com/catalog/images/GUN-75858sm.jpg

Oscar the grouch. He really doesn't have hands, just nubs.

I like it. Imagine the trash talking Oscar could do in a game.

ATX
03-14-2007, 02:30 AM
I can't believe I haven't heard Kurt Warner's name yet. He'll be the next Testeverde.

Malloy
03-14-2007, 05:59 AM
So long as he's not playing receiver...and no shotgun formations either...

You want Cheney in the shotgun formation... :)

[EDIT] Sorry South Texan, I can see you've already been there :)

South Texan
03-14-2007, 09:04 AM
You want Cheney in the shotgun formation... :)

[EDIT] Sorry South Texan, I can see you've already been there :)

Don't worry about it, that pic of my ex-wife I posted is enough to distract anyone!

Texan_Bill
03-14-2007, 10:33 AM
Well, if they plan on using the Shotgun formation next year, draft VP Cheney and tell him the other team is mostly lawyers.

Otherwise stay away from the "pretty boy" image and get:

http://www.samugliestdog.com/Sam162edited.jpg

Ask yourself, "Who would want to tackle that???"; and if anyone calls our QB a dog, well, they're right!


(Picture from http://www.samugliestdog.com. RIP Sam.)

LOL.... I have coffee spilled all over my keyboard and running down my chin... I haven't checked this thread out since yesterday afternoon...

Suffice to say, I was NOT ready for that ^^^ picture....

Dang!!

jmares78
03-14-2007, 10:40 AM
...or this guy...

http://www.artisanchurch.com/e-news/uncle-rico-photo.jpg

Heck yeah! I've seen the tapes on this guy! :drool: I bet we could get him cheap too...:elmo:

Check out this acuracy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu4zj3FZ3xg

We GOTTA get this guy!!!:superman:

Texan_Bill
03-14-2007, 11:08 AM
Heck yeah! I've seen the tapes on this guy! :drool: I bet we could get him cheap too...:elmo:

Check out this acuracy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu4zj3FZ3xg

We GOTTA get this guy!!!:superman:

LOL.... I'm going to the Texans store and getting my jersey with Uncle Rico on the back - immediately.

hadaad
03-14-2007, 11:10 AM
1. That is the scariest dog (if it's actually a dog) I've ever seen.
2. Matt Schaub. Like the Falcons are going to get rid of the only QB they have on their roster.

Mr. White
03-14-2007, 11:13 AM
...or this guy...

http://www.artisanchurch.com/e-news/uncle-rico-photo.jpg

He's kind of a journeyman now. His best season was '82.

jmares78
03-14-2007, 11:22 AM
What about Bucky Richardson? Wonder what he's doin these days??? Hmmm........ :hmmm:

B.Diddy
03-14-2007, 01:48 PM
Hey i say we bring Warren Moon back and end his career where it started if we can't get him bring in cody carlson

Exithios
03-14-2007, 01:50 PM
LOL.... I have coffee spilled all over my keyboard and running down my chin... I haven't checked this thread out since yesterday afternoon...

Suffice to say, I was NOT ready for that ^^^ picture....

Dang!!

Woot my new avatar, would someone mind sizing it up for me? :yahoo:

My Hero
03-14-2007, 02:04 PM
I say we sign Dilfer, but wait that wouldn't be ridiculous. He's from California and I'm from California. I must be part of the CaliMafia

Texan_Bill
03-14-2007, 02:06 PM
Hey i say we bring Warren Moon back and end his career where it started if we can't get him bring in cody carlson

All of y'all are reaching. Oliver Luck is already here in town....

Texan_Bill
03-14-2007, 02:08 PM
Woot my new avatar, would someone mind sizing it up for me? :yahoo:

Is he related to this guy:

http://publish.hometown.aol.com/vcs87/images/quag.gif

Exithios
03-14-2007, 02:43 PM
Well, if they plan on using the Shotgun formation next year, draft VP Cheney and tell him the other team is mostly lawyers.

Otherwise stay away from the "pretty boy" image and get:

http://www.samugliestdog.com/Sam162edited.jpg

Ask yourself, "Who would want to tackle that???"; and if anyone calls our QB a dog, well, they're right!


(Picture from http://www.samugliestdog.com. RIP Sam.)

Lol, sorry Texan_Bill, I quoted the wrong person. This is the pic I meant.

Texan_Bill
03-14-2007, 02:48 PM
There is nothing right about that dog...lol.

I'm eating my lunch (mexican food) and had a thought that if the Taco Bell dog ever got nuked - it would look like that..... ^^^^^

Specnatz
03-14-2007, 03:39 PM
There is nothing right about that dog...lol.

I'm eating my lunch (mexican food) and had a thought that if the Taco Bell dog ever got nuked - it would look like that..... ^^^^^

Michael Irvin gave him some crack.

Texan_Bill
03-14-2007, 03:47 PM
Michael Irvin gave him some crack.

LOL..... It wasn't Irvin, "it was his friend"