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Second Honeymoon
12-17-2006, 04:47 PM
Carr sucks the big one
McNair and Carr play grabass
And laugh at us all

Bob does interview
Blames everyone but David
Players send message

Embarassing game
But par for the course round here
The homers were wrong

The Dream
12-17-2006, 04:51 PM
god is here again
my bad on the creation
ha ha ha ha ha

Second Honeymoon
12-17-2006, 05:10 PM
Haiku is 5-7-5 format. 5 syllables on 1st and 3rd line. 7 syllables on 2nd line. Doesnt have to rhyme or 'flow' per se.

example:

Boycott HEB
I cant afford a Beemer
Mattress Mac hates Carr

The Dream
12-17-2006, 05:12 PM
watch the rockets play
they do not have david carr
thats why they win games

TexanFanInCC
12-17-2006, 05:13 PM
carr is a pansy
an extremely big pansy
carr cant win worth beans

carr cannot be saved
he screwed the pooch on this one
excuses no more

ill come up with a few more later.

Cindy
12-17-2006, 05:15 PM
Look! I'm David Carr
I can't hit the broadside of
A barn with the ball.

The Dream
12-17-2006, 05:19 PM
turnovers are bad?
hehehe I did not know
where are my panties?

Second Honeymoon
12-17-2006, 05:21 PM
David was Santa
Gave Eagles early Christmas
I'd prefer a Scrooge

The Dream
12-17-2006, 05:29 PM
I have no talent
but I have my pretty hair
he he he he he!!!

TexanFanInCC
12-17-2006, 05:31 PM
David was Santa
Gave Eagles early Christmas
I'd prefer a Scrooge

I have no talent
but I have my pretty hair
he he he he he!!!


LOL i think we are aspiring poets! funny stuff! i prefer a scrooge as well! ill give yall both rep for making me laugh

TexanFanInCC
12-17-2006, 05:37 PM
I am very pissed off
I predicted 9 wins but
Carr shot my hopes down

Cant wait for next year
gift will come a little late
but kevin kolb rules!

The Dream
12-17-2006, 05:38 PM
I do not play hard
Might mess up my eye shadow
Sweating is yucky!

TexanFanInCC
12-17-2006, 05:53 PM
freaking sweet. at least i cant stay mad at the texans for losing. i have something to cheer me up, like this thread!

Second Honeymoon
12-17-2006, 05:54 PM
Haiku is for fun
David Carr is for losing
Kubes has pie on face

Second Honeymoon
12-17-2006, 05:56 PM
freaking sweet. at least i cant stay mad at the texans for losing. i have something to cheer me up, like this thread!

if even one frown is turned upside down, this thread is a smashing success.

David creates frowns
Drugs and Booze wont kill the pain
Haiku to rescue