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Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 12:47 AM
Haiku rocks the house

Texans football smells horrid

I need my Zoloft

:bananasplit:

Seņor Stan
12-05-2006, 08:18 AM
Mod locks down haiku.
Who could Moderator be?
David? Is that you?


Personal attacks
are what killed the haiku thread
try to keep it clean

HJam72
12-05-2006, 08:19 AM
Where's the beef? :rolleyes:

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 08:22 AM
Cheddar back in game!

We can haiku til' mod comes

Mod no like haiku

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 08:23 AM
Vince Young in shotgun

Mario Demeco see

Texans get big sack

Seņor Stan
12-05-2006, 08:25 AM
Bud Adams' toupee
is it some kind of roadkill?
Artificial Turf?

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 08:25 AM
Dunta Robinson

He is a crouching tiger

Takes ball other way

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 08:27 AM
Pac Man came to town

Jerome Mathis was ready

Mathis steals the show!

Seņor Stan
12-05-2006, 08:31 AM
"Our team needs more thugs."
That was Pac Man's assessment.
Enjoy him Nashville.

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 08:37 AM
I like Jeff Fisher

But Bud gives me the willies

I miss my oilers

Stampede
12-05-2006, 08:41 AM
Vince Young is Da man,

Demeco Ryans Da mean,

Eats flaming meatball

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 08:42 AM
Mod likes poetry
Iambic Pentameter
Haiku not good 'nuff.

One of your best.

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 08:44 AM
I need to see this

David Carr shines like a star

Vince lays a growler

kingh99
12-05-2006, 08:44 AM
Must learn control
Bud Adams is Lord Palpatine
Blind we are

kingh99
12-05-2006, 08:47 AM
Kubiak is leaning
On David Carr to perform
Do or die

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 08:47 AM
Must learn control
Bud Adams is Lord Palpatine
Blind we are

5

7

5

Errant Hothy
12-05-2006, 08:53 AM
Stale beer in the air
Mathis going all the way
Tacks lose on Sunday

kingh99
12-05-2006, 08:54 AM
5

7

5

I do 3 5 3 so there :).

Seņor Stan
12-05-2006, 08:56 AM
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it impossible not to read Haiku in Yoda's voice?

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 09:01 AM
I just worked night shift

I'm an exhausted hombre

Must get some sleep time




Later in the day

I will check the progress here

Haiku makes me cheer

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 09:03 AM
I read it like Egg in Big Trouble in Little China.

I think of Mr Miyagi from The Karate Kid

Wass-on, wass-off

I hope noone takes offense to that.

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 09:28 AM
Miyagi is great
But nothing compares to Egg's
"Black Blood of the Earth".

:bananasplit: :bananasplit: :bananasplit: :bananasplit:

How about Kato from the original Pink Panther movies?

I can hear Peter Sellers now, saying "Katooooooooo, come out you yellow-bellied swine."

El Amigo Invisible
12-05-2006, 09:32 AM
I read it like Egg in Big Trouble in Little China.

EGG RULES!!!


"YOU LEAVE JACK BURTON ALONE !!!"

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-05-2006, 09:39 AM
EGG RULES!!!


"YOU LEAVE JACK BURTON ALONE !!!"

The first thing I think of when I hear Kurt Russel is always Escape From New York.

Snake rules.

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-06-2006, 11:16 AM
I heard mario

I was at the Galeria

Mario bought games



Game express empty

But for me and Mario

I readied myself



Could be Madden ball

He wanted so badly to

See how to get Vince



I said "keep it up"

He said "Hey thanks" with a smile

Mario is huge



I wouldn't like chase

If he were chasing this man

It would hurt my soul



Vincent be wary

You come to mario's house

He is preparing


He has a good friend:

His name Demeco Ryans

They will be looking


Highlights will be few

For you and your Titan crew

Texans are ready


Mario Williams

Took second out of his day

To converse with me


In Haiku it is

I tell of my encounter

With big Mario

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-06-2006, 11:43 AM
He said he liked Ched

On a vincent young sandwich

Umm so delicious