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Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 10:49 AM
Thankfully the David Carr career looks to be coming to an end. Please post your obituary in whatever form on David's career as a Texan.


David Carr You Suck
You Were Never Any Good
Casserley Was Dumb

With Love and Haiku,
Doug From The Woodlands

p.s. and take your gravy training dad with you, Carr.

TheOgre
12-04-2006, 10:57 AM
Carr just seems like he is destined for the Black and Silver.

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 10:57 AM
dupe

Doom Capers
12-04-2006, 10:59 AM
I give this thread 45 minutes before it is gone.

texflex513
12-04-2006, 11:07 AM
WOW this thread seems really personal to me.. What did carr and his dad lol do to you ? Are you the guy in the middle?---->:dangit:

Stampede
12-04-2006, 11:09 AM
Say it to his face,
I know you won't,
He would kick your arse

Texan Asylum
12-04-2006, 11:09 AM
Carr just seems like he is destined for the Black and Silver.
post deleted...

kingh99
12-04-2006, 11:10 AM
Pretty vacant head
Dave stares at the ocean
Look honey dolphins!

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 11:14 AM
David throws like girl
David is a total joke
You homers were wrong

real
12-04-2006, 11:15 AM
Say it to his face,
I know you won't,
He would kick your arse

hai·ku http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.png/ˈhaɪhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngku/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hahy-koo] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/speaker.gif (https://secure.reference.com/premium/login.html?rd=2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fdictionary.reference.com%2Fbrowse%2 FHaiku) http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/premium.gif
–noun, plural -ku for 2. 1.a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Haiku

kingh99
12-04-2006, 11:16 AM
Say it to his face,
I know you won't,
He would kick your arse
Sure I would. I could use the 6 figure pay day. Look, this town is too friggin nice. Dude sucks and has not put in the effort obviously to be a great one. Either that or he's just limited by his male bimbo-ness. Sorry we are tired of this junk and I'm sure the team is too!

Stampede
12-04-2006, 11:23 AM
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–noun, plural -ku for 2. 1.a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Haiku

Haha, hey, what can i say, I went to clear creek high many years ago. Carr Homer?...Im just a fan of the team. Whatever works is fine with me. But attacking Carr and his family in this manner is just classless Imo. You got some real issues whatchumacallet from the woodlands.

bad
12-04-2006, 11:25 AM
Once there was a team
With a bright and shiny Carr
Let's make lemonade

Numbered are his days
Thunderous is the refrain
Send him to Oakland

Consumed with hatred
Blinded, tunnelvision prose
Easy, from the couch

Haikus are simple
Their expressions limited
Let's see a sonnet.

Porky
12-04-2006, 11:25 AM
David Carr's got Nice hair

Too bad we see no bombs bursting

on the field through the air

kingh99
12-04-2006, 11:25 AM
Haha, hey, what can i say, I went to clear creek high many years ago. Carr Homer?...Im just a fan of the team. Whatever works is fine with me. But attacking Carr and his family in this manner is just classless Imo. You got some real issues whatchumacallet from the woodlands.

The Texans are counting on folks like you to keep filling their coffers. Too nice and you get what you deserve. It's perfectly fine to dump on Carr. Kubiak obviously thinks so or he wouldn't have hung that -5 net yards on his butt. That wasn't an accident. That was to get golden boy's attention. You gotta do that sometimes when a guy thinks he's not the problem and has the gaudy stats to prove it. Gaudy, lol.

kingh99
12-04-2006, 11:28 AM
David Carr's got Nice hair

Too bad we see no bombs bursting

on the field through the air

3 5 3 please. try again.

texflex513
12-04-2006, 11:29 AM
Ohhh douglas did you start this thread for fun or frustration? i ask again are you the guy in the middle? did carr and his father do this to you?--->:dangit:

Texan Asylum
12-04-2006, 11:29 AM
post deleted

bad
12-04-2006, 11:36 AM
Doug, why such anger toward David and his family? And why do you care if David pays for his Dad and whomever else he chooses to pay for. Don't you think his Dad paid for him to get where he is?
Very immature and childish.

I ask again, what has created the enormous "hate" you feel for him? Geessh! Like the other guy says, very classless.

I mean you might not like how he plays. but to be so angry at him and derogative to his family is unbelievable.

You should put that much anger and emotion towards something productive. you never know what you might be able to do. Just a thought. :hides:
Great post.

Hatred in general stinks.

texflex513
12-04-2006, 11:36 AM
Doug, why such anger toward David and his family? And why do you care if David pays for his Dad and whomever else he chooses to pay for. Don't you think his Dad paid for him to get where he is?
Very immature and childish.

I ask again, what has created the enormous "hate" you feel for him? Geessh! Like the other guy says, very classless.

I mean you might not like how he plays. but to be so angry at him and derogative to his family is unbelievable.

You should put that much anger and emotion towards something productive. you never know what you might be able to do. Just a thought. :hides:
I agree... i think douglas is highly upset right now. He needs a heavy bag, boxing gloves and a david carr poster to tape to the bag lol.

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 11:37 AM
The Texans are counting on folks like you to keep filling their coffers. Too nice and you get what you deserve. It's perfectly fine to dump on Carr. Kubiak obviously thinks so or he wouldn't have hung that -5 net yards on his butt. That wasn't an accident. That was to get golden boy's attention. You gotta do that sometimes when a guy thinks he's not the problem and has the gaudy stats to prove it. Gaudy, lol.

speaking the gospel
it's not like rocket science
to know that Carr sucks

Porky
12-04-2006, 11:37 AM
How about a limerick instead?

There once was a QB named Carr

Who thought ten yards was far

He blamed his poor line

For not giving him time

But I'm ready for feathers and tar

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 11:41 AM
keep making excuses while we keep making haikuses

doug ftw

real
12-04-2006, 11:42 AM
How about a limerick instead?

There once was a QB named Carr

Who thought ten yards was far

He blamed his poor line

For not giving him time

But I'm ready for feathers and tar

LMAO....

kingh99
12-04-2006, 11:44 AM
I agree... i think douglas is highly upset right now. He needs a heavy bag, boxing gloves and a david carr poster to tape to the bag lol.

If you are a big fan of the DC, you should feel good about him and his family. He has 5 millions reasons for enduring insults about his performance and family. His family will never have to work a day of their lives. I think it's perfectly okay to announce to the world that he sucks hard and yeah I personally think a big part of his problem is his dad's coaching him after he should have turned him over to the pros. Just a guess on my part but DC plays like a guy whose been told a pro QB has never been benched for taking a sack instead of an INT.

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 11:45 AM
How about a limerick instead?

There once was a QB named Carr

Who thought ten yards was far

He blamed his poor line

For not giving him time

But I'm ready for feathers and tar

LAWL. Great work.

doug ftw

jerek
12-04-2006, 11:50 AM
How about a limerick instead?

There once was a QB named Carr

Who thought ten yards was far

He blamed his poor line

For not giving him time

But I'm ready for feathers and tar

Never drank the Carr flavored Haterade but that is good stuff, Porkster.

Meisterman
12-04-2006, 12:03 PM
McNair shines the new Lexus

Five years dented Carr into 610 Guardrail

Three Year Extension Bye Bye

Khari
12-04-2006, 12:22 PM
texflex is homer
he wont admit he was wrong
what a stupid tool

i suggest you stop calling people tools

texflex513
12-04-2006, 12:26 PM
texflex, your avatar tells me all i need to know about you.

you have a mancrush on Carr and are too stubborn too admit you and the organization were and are wrong

but whatever, chew on a haiku

texflex is homer
he wont admit he was wrong
what a stupid tool
mmm..delicious I actually trade up on avatars and there you go with those weird shaky references mancrush! lol I still support carr and so does the organization believe it or not i have doubts but if a change was made i would still be ok with it....homer??? yea something like that. Carr supporter...yes until kubiak makes a change. IF!!!!that change is made i will support our new QB the same way i support david. So doug how was the second honeymoon?TEXANS4LIFE!!!!

V Man
12-04-2006, 12:27 PM
How about a limerick instead?

There once was a QB named Carr

Who thought ten yards was far

He blamed his poor line

For not giving him time

But I'm ready for feathers and tar

Just passed "There was a lady from Namtuckit". as my favorite limerick.

texflex513
12-04-2006, 12:27 PM
i suggest you stop calling people tools It doesnt bother me khari douglas isnt feeling well.

OzzO
12-04-2006, 12:27 PM
C and C jacked us
Five years is enough judgement
O line or QB

TexansLucky13
12-04-2006, 12:28 PM
http://funnypics.free.fr/explorer/public/gifs/this-thread-sucks.gif

Take that, Haiku.

Kaiser Toro
12-04-2006, 12:29 PM
Carr Haikus are fun
Do not get personal members
The subject is Carr

OzzO
12-04-2006, 12:31 PM
Moderators rock
Keep the posters in quick check
I love the effort

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 12:31 PM
i suggest you stop calling people tools

whatever....I just call it like I see it. If you don't want me to call people tools, I wont, but sometimes the truth hurts.

doug ftw

real
12-04-2006, 12:33 PM
whatever....I just call it like I see it. If you don't want me to call people tools, I wont, but sometimes the truth hurts.

doug ftw


:banme

lol

QB75
12-04-2006, 12:33 PM
Sure I would. I could use the 6 figure pay day. Look, this town is too friggin nice. Dude sucks and has not put in the effort obviously to be a great one. Either that or he's just limited by his male bimbo-ness. Sorry we are tired of this junk and I'm sure the team is too!

No, you wouldn't. No doubt.

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 12:43 PM
In the interests of me not getting banned I suggest we get back to what this thread was SUPPOSED to be....and that is:

DAVID CARR HAIKU

5-7-5 format

please limit the namecalling and hijackings...this is for fun and to let off some steam.

I'll start it up again

David Carr is junk
He is worthless like garbage
He must go away

Señor Stan
12-04-2006, 12:49 PM
In the interests of me not getting banned I suggest we get back to what this thread was SUPPOSED to be....and that is:

DAVID CARR HAIKU

5-7-5 format

please limit the namecalling and hijackings...this is for fun and to let off some steam.

I'll start it up again

David Carr is junk
He is worthless like garbage
He must go away

It's not David's fault
The O-Line needs time to gel
Give them five more years

real
12-04-2006, 12:54 PM
I would rather run

the whole second half than to

trust Carr to throw it




Signed,

Gary Kubiak

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 12:59 PM
Vote Carr for Pro Bowl
He's greatest thing since sliced bread
I am dumb homer

Señor Stan
12-04-2006, 01:02 PM
Vote Carr for Pro Bowl
He's greatest thing since sliced bread
I am dumb homer


Don't vote for David
He's the worst thing since sliced bread
sincerely, Bread.

NFLforher
12-04-2006, 02:11 PM
WOW this thread seems really personal to me.. What did carr and his dad lol do to you ? Are you the guy in the middle?---->:dangit:


Lol... Carr has $$$ and looks.


Second Honeymoon has........... a second honeymoon? That explains it.


:rolleyes:

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 02:25 PM
Lol... Carr has $$$ and looks.


Second Honeymoon has........... a second honeymoon? That explains it.


:rolleyes:

Your logo from loss
Your lame attempt at humor
Out you as a homer

19-10
12-04-2006, 02:57 PM
Cut your hair you freak
Put ring tape on your finger
Go back home surfs up

Dre_80
12-04-2006, 02:57 PM
Thankfully the David Carr career looks to be coming to an end. Please post your obituary in whatever form on David's career as a Texan.


David Carr You Suck
You Were Never Any Good
Casserley Was Dumb

With Love and Haiku,
Doug From The Woodlands

p.s. and take your gravy training dad with you, Carr.
have you ever watched "the fan" with robert deniro? troll... :dontknowa

The Dream
12-04-2006, 03:10 PM
Carr's A Girly Man
Who should quit football right now
Can't Hold Vince Young's Jock

19-10
12-04-2006, 03:14 PM
Carr's A Girly Man
Who should quit football right now
Can't Hold Vince Young's Jock

I like that one and am mad at myelf for wasting years of supporting him. Blinded by the light

Double Barrel
12-04-2006, 03:21 PM
Carr is number one
At least with our first draft pick
but it's time to go

I...just...couldn't....resist....the....haiku :cowboy1:

The Dream
12-04-2006, 03:28 PM
^^^^lol


To hell with sub-par
was my battle cry this year
God hates David Carr

Fiddy
12-04-2006, 03:35 PM
Blinded by the light What light??? lol

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 03:38 PM
When Carr looks downfield
He locks onto one target
Then throws the big pick

Carr's father ladels gravy
Then comes to Texans practice
Kubes tells him Go Home

Homer praises their Carr
Carr crashes into schoolbus
Homer blames O line

Carr has potential
Potential to be big loser
Mission Accomplished

dougftw

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 03:39 PM
I am David Carr.
Passing footballs is real hard.
Check out my sweet hair.

Dude, that was freakin hilarious.

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 03:40 PM
The Texans are bad

Can't watch them lose anymore

My limp pee pee hurts

:hides:

The Dream
12-04-2006, 03:41 PM
This is God speaking
David Carr is living proof
That I make mistakes

TexansLucky13
12-04-2006, 03:44 PM
Let's go ahead
Draft another first round QB
People are dumb

real
12-04-2006, 03:46 PM
Let's go ahead
Draft another first round QB
People are dumb

hai·ku http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.png/ˈhaɪhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngku/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hahy-koo] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/speaker.gif (https://secure.reference.com/premium/login.html?rd=2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fdictionary.reference.com%2Fbrowse%2 FHaiku) http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/premium.gif
–noun, plural -ku for 2. 1.a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Haiku

hadaad
12-04-2006, 03:47 PM
Carr sucked bad, Sunday
One day does not mean the end
It is not over.

But he's on thin ice
Pull your head out of your arse
If you want the job

This fall has been bad
And better some certain spots
Even for David.

I will hope for wins
3 and 4 to end the year
Ties our best record

If he can't step up
David Carr will be replaced
With some other stud.

I would like to see
David Carr in the playoffs
In our Deep Steel Blue.

Can he make it through?
Don't know if it will happen
But I'll hold to hope.

19-10
12-04-2006, 03:49 PM
What light??? lol

Open roof policy? I don't know man I just hate being proven wrong

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 03:52 PM
I do love football

Don't see any around here

Where is my Pepper?

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 03:54 PM
Demeco kicks butt

Rushes quarterback, big hit

Can he throw the ball?

HOU-TEX
12-04-2006, 03:54 PM
Thanks for the money.
Now I shall snack on the turf
How 'bout a fumble?

This one's pretty funny too. Keep them coming. I guess it kinda helps with the aggrivation.:tv:

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 03:55 PM
Tired of excuses
Carr has sucked for five long years
Enough is enough

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 03:56 PM
Kubiak groomed Carr

The bad hair day persisted

Where is Paul Mitchell?

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 03:58 PM
To Ron Dayne give ball

Second half no completions

Anyone can do

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 04:00 PM
I need a life bad

So I sit and write haiku

Playstation broken

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 04:02 PM
David throws big pick
David gets sacked and fumbles
Copy/Paste excuse

Carr drives a Beemer
Carr plays like a jallopy
Send Carr to junkyard

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 04:02 PM
I will not take bath

Til' David wins playoff game

I have dysentary

Double Barrel
12-04-2006, 04:02 PM
Cheddar is on fire
A haiku master is he
Carr hatred burns deep

:shades:

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 04:03 PM
I won't shave my face
Until Dave Carr is winner.
My name - ZZ Top.

lawl

kingh99
12-04-2006, 04:03 PM
Thank you Bob McNair.
A huge contract extension.
Blackmail photos rule.

Bingo!

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 04:04 PM
Defense looks real good

Can they all play both ways, pal?

Can't be too much worse

powerfuldragon
12-04-2006, 04:05 PM
Wow. never thought i'd see a poetry slam on a football mb.

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 04:06 PM
The Texans are sad

David played like falling blossom

Baseball in five months

powerfuldragon
12-04-2006, 04:06 PM
Vince is Radio.

I tried not to, but that made me laugh.

bad
12-04-2006, 04:06 PM
Cut your hair you freak
Put ring tape on your finger
Go back home surfs up

Geography Haiku

Bakersfield, Fresno
Not as close to the ocean
As Houston, Texas

I doubt Carr has ever surfed anything except the Web. Despite common perception, not all that many Californians surf the waves, even those that live near the beach. It's easy to become dead out there. Diehard surfers are a rare breed.

I've surfed smaller waves, Seal Beach and Huntington. But once you get to the monsters farther up the coast, like Half Moon Bay, it borders on insanity.

Double Barrel
12-04-2006, 04:07 PM
Honestly, I don't hate the guy. I know he doesn't have a full squad to work with, but thought he deserved another season to show us what he has...unfortunately, it hasn't worked out how I hoped it would.

Still...we're twice as good as we were last year, so I won't cry too much. Still a couple "winnable" games left too.

I know, bro'...didn't mean to label you as a 'hater'...it's just haiku and nothing else worked there...you know the drill, haiku master ;)

The Dream
12-04-2006, 04:13 PM
Geography Haiku

Bakersfield, Fresno
Not as close to the ocean
As Houston, Texas

I doubt Carr has ever surfed anything except the Web. Despite common perception, not all that many Californians surf the waves, even those that live near the beach. It's easy to become dead out there. Diehard surfers are a rare breed.

I've surfed smaller waves, Seal Beach and Huntington. But once you get to the monsters farther up the coast, like Half Moon Bay, it borders on insanity.


Get a life dorkwad
David Carr is still a puss
This is God speaking

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 04:14 PM
Vince will never be good
Carr destined for the Pro Bowl
Signed - Stupid Homer

His speed wont translate
Will take years before ready
Vince just owned all you

Vince cant read a book
Vince cant read the coverage
Was it all big lie?

Mario looks good
Demeco to the Pro Bowl
Carr to Toilet Bowl

bad
12-04-2006, 04:18 PM
Houston surfing bad
Get caught in shrimp net or tar.
Gulf Coast is Sewer.
:yikes:
Bummer.

The Dream
12-04-2006, 04:19 PM
Must take a "Dave Carr"


oh yes.

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 04:24 PM
Reliant crowd still

The fumbles keep on coming

Why did I come back?

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 04:24 PM
I ran out of smokes
Really need to quit smoking
Must go buy more now

p.s.-later yall

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 04:26 PM
I need to eat food

Can't write anymore haiku

Oven ribs smell good

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 04:27 PM
Oven ribs will burn

Can't seem to break away

Haiku hypnotic

bad
12-04-2006, 04:28 PM
Get a life dorkwad
David Carr is still a puss
This is God speaking
1. You are NOT God. I know this because if you were God you would've written this post in Aramaic and wouldn't be using disparaging terms towards someone whom you don't know, will never know and doesn't care one little whit what your opinion of them may be.

2. Where in my post did I defend David Carr? Methinks you (who are not God) are spoiling for a fight. That, or the geography thing gave you flashbacks to your remedial education failings and you're just butt-hurt. Deal with it.

3. You are not even close to being in my league when it comes to the smack. Not even worth my time. So long, sucker.

Goldeagle
12-04-2006, 04:29 PM
Carr haters are dumb
Carr haters have no true class
Carr haters are blind

Texan Asylum
12-04-2006, 04:32 PM
At some point even
Biggest Houston Texans fans
Know David's stinking.
Not as bad as this thread.

The Dream
12-04-2006, 04:37 PM
You are NOT God. I know this because if you were God you would've written this post in Aramaic and wouldn't be using disparaging terms towards someone whom you don't know, will never know and doesn't care one little whit what your opinion of them may be.

2. Where in my post did I defend David Carr? Methinks you (who are not God) are spoiling for a fight. That, or the geography thing gave you flashbacks to your remedial education failings and you're just butt-hurt. Deal with it.

3. You are not even close to being in my league when it comes to the smack. Not even worth my time. So long, sucker.



We have a another David Carr sighting on our website. It's okay David, you know we're just "joking" right?

Texan Asylum
12-04-2006, 04:38 PM
Fess up Asylum
You know haiku makes you smile.
give it a try, friend.
I did and deleted it. I can't see why people need to get personal with their criticisms.

The Dream
12-04-2006, 04:40 PM
Seriously people, learn how to have some fun....it's the least we can do with having "him" as our QB.

Texan Asylum
12-04-2006, 04:42 PM
Seriously people, learn how to have some fun....it's the least we can do with having "him" as our QB.
Dream, I'd defend you just as ardently if I felt you were getting treated unjustly.

The Dream
12-04-2006, 04:45 PM
what's "unjust", we're just poking fun at the surf boy.

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 04:45 PM
Take a hot shower

Shampoo and conditioner

Now you feel better

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 04:46 PM
We're just having fun

Don't be so durn sensitive

Haiku makes me smile

bpe3
12-04-2006, 04:48 PM
Carr laid another egg
This is getting really old
Should have drafted Vince

Carr sucked in Nashville
Sage comes in and lights it up
Put Sage back on bench???

Carr can't read the D
Two great wide outs go to waste
Carr loves three yard pass

We gave Carr a shot
Texans score one TD per game
Experiment over

Five years is enough
There can not be any more doubt
Carr is not any good

Carr comes to H-town
Thought we had a Ferrari
More like a Yugo

mexican_texan
12-04-2006, 04:49 PM
Coach Kubiak said
Get rid of the ball quickly
I heard lather, rinse, repeat

Bamaborn-Texasbred
12-04-2006, 04:50 PM
Rich Lord loves Vince Young

His love is strong, undying

Radio kills me

19-10
12-04-2006, 05:23 PM
With the number one pick
The Texans Choose J. Peppers
errrrrr ahhhh David Carr Sucks

Second Honeymoon
12-04-2006, 05:51 PM
Roses can be red
The homers faces are blue
Carr sucks so damn bad

Carr is Golden Boy
Young is a darker Staubach
Guess which is winner?

Carr = Embarassing
The Excuses are a joke
Carr Homer is sad

Homer whine about this
Then the Homer whine about that
That is Homer way

Mario's hair black
David's hair dark and curly
Vince Young > Chuck Norris

Rewsky
12-04-2006, 06:14 PM
I'm a fan of limericks myself.

Vince has sure grabbed our attention
Due to Carr's lack of downfield vision
In order to succeed
Carr would need
a Pro-Bowler at every position


Seriously people, learn how to have some fun....it's the least we can do with having "him" as our QB.

Ya, it's more fun to vent in a jokingly manner.


The hypocrisy in all this seems odd
to joke & say Vince & Reggie are gods
But to poke fun at Carr
Whose always been a star
And some people get their panties in a wad.

(BTW that's not directed at anyone personally, just at some of the blind Carr-homers in general.)

:D

OzzO
12-04-2006, 06:41 PM
Cheddar king Haiku
Rewsky has good limericks
thanks all for some laughs

SAMURAITEXAN
12-04-2006, 07:18 PM
Should I grade your guys?

NFLforher
12-04-2006, 07:45 PM
Your logo from loss
Your lame attempt at humor

Out you as a homer


Ahhh, Honey, I've always been "out." So has your harping on DC's looks and $$$.


Do you spend time eating meals at the Salvation Army? It's either that or a birth defect.

Texanfan4ever
12-04-2006, 08:15 PM
NFLforher is a homer
So am I
Doug has a birth defect! :brickwall