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Scottyboy
11-26-2006, 12:30 PM
Omg! this guy is horrible! Please fire him, very very soon!

I could punt better then this guy!!

TexanFan881
11-26-2006, 12:34 PM
Just when you thought he couldn't get any worse

the wonger need food
11-26-2006, 12:47 PM
He would have trouble making a D1 college team as a punter but we continue to let him contribute to losses week after week.

Goldeagle
11-26-2006, 01:13 PM
LOL, he forgot to bring his leg up (yeah I know, but I find humor in it lol)

Scottyboy
11-26-2006, 06:44 PM
You got me steamed with that comment!!

only a homer like you would post a reply like that.

You must be one of his buds, b/c hes Terrible!~:hides:

TexansLucky13
11-26-2006, 06:48 PM
I don't like this thread.

:hides:

TexanFanInCC
11-26-2006, 06:49 PM
i supported him last week, but now i realize that the guy just isnt that good. hes not the main reason why were 3-8, and he is a minor peice out of many different positions that need to be upgraded.

bah007
11-26-2006, 06:52 PM
I guess 48.2 yds per punt just doesnt cut it in the NFL.

Give me a break.

This week we have nothing to complain about based on his punt distance.

48 yds per punt on 5 punts is pretty good. The league average is about 43.

We have had many weeks to call out Stanley but this is not one of them. He had a really good day punting the ball today.

The only thing that he messed up was that fumble. Thats it.

Kaiser Toro
11-26-2006, 07:58 PM
Chad is the devil.

kcwilson
11-27-2006, 11:14 AM
Sorry, this thread highly deserves top ranking. I will be very disappointed with the team if we don't have a new punter in the next week.

He punted the ball better, but like an *****, he boomed a punt intot he endzone when his crappy 40 yarder would have been perfect. And of course, the stupid fumble.

I mean, CRIMONY! What the hell was that... how does one team have the impecable timing to effectively pull off such shenanigans on a drive. It is a comedy of errors out there that you go, well, it couldn't get any worse than what.. WAIT, it just got worse. M*7h#r F?(<3R$ I can't take it anymore.

powerfuldragon
11-27-2006, 01:54 PM
Chad is the devil.

Lol. Chad will turn your house into a sea of flames.

Kaiser Toro
11-27-2006, 02:02 PM
Lol. Chad will turn your house into a sea of flames.

With what? His hands of stone and feet of goose down are as incendiary as Richard Simmons being the starting QB for the Texans. Well at least Simmons would provide value to the team by getting the O Line and their parents in good shape.

Wolf
12-02-2006, 09:31 AM
Backup quarterback Sage Rosenfels broke his thumb while making a special teams tackle against the Jets, an injury that will shelve him for the remainder of the season. Rosenfels was pressed into duty as the holder for field goal attempts after the team's regular holder, punter Chad Stanley, suffered a cut on his hand prior to the game.


http://www.houstonprofootball.com/
I am wondering if that is the reason he messed up and dropped the ball

Stampede
12-02-2006, 10:51 AM
http://www.houstonprofootball.com/
I am wondering if that is the reason he messed up and dropped the ball

Awe, you mean he had a boo boo?...Geesh, just hold on to the frigin ball.

Osso
12-03-2006, 06:57 PM
Omg! this guy is horrible! Please fire him, very very soon!

I could punt better then this guy!!


I felt this needed a bump.:joker:

Yankee_In_TX
12-03-2006, 07:05 PM
I felt this needed a bump.:joker:

I got confused and though I missed a fumble again today, lol.

Maddict5
12-03-2006, 07:22 PM
horrible again today..
wouldve cost us alot of points against a competent offence

TSgt.Texan
12-04-2006, 12:18 PM
We new new kickers period!!:brickwall

powerfuldragon
12-04-2006, 01:08 PM
new new indeed.

Texans Horror
12-04-2006, 02:55 PM
Chad Stanley is the most galvanizing force on the Texans bench. Here are a few quotes I have gleaned about him (sorry, no sources):

Mike Sherman: Chad Stanley is Mr. Houston Texans.

Brad Bedell: We would have been 0-16 in November if not for Chad Stanley.

Mike Vanderjagt: Who the hell is Chad Stanley? Hey, does he need a kicker?

Bum on Street: If the Texans played Chad Stanley at every position, they would never lose! Now can I have a dollar?

In conclusion, we should never question Chad Stanley.