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Sarg01
11-08-2006, 11:44 PM
On the negatives of the first half of the season ...

(No worries, not a single mention of a Texan)

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6146822


"That alleged run defense of the Indy Colts. Their defensive front usually manages less penetration than a college radio station."

"The Philadelphia Eagles. They seemed even less prepared to go into New Orleans than FEMA."

"New Orleans Saints rookie Reggie Bush. I know he's a fine decoy and all-purpose threat, but Reggie has a lower per-rush average than Diet Pepsi machine."

"In last Sunday's victory at Tampa, Bush experienced more loss than Jared Fogle, his co-worker at Subway."

bah007
11-08-2006, 11:46 PM
On the negatives of the first half of the season ...

(No worries, not a single mention of a Texan)

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6146822


"That alleged run defense of the Indy Colts. Their defensive front usually manages less penetration than a college radio station."

"The Philadelphia Eagles. They seemed even less prepared to go into New Orleans than FEMA."

"New Orleans Saints rookie Reggie Bush. I know he's a fine decoy and all-purpose threat, but Reggie has a lower per-rush average than Diet Pepsi machine."

"In last Sunday's victory at Tampa, Bush experienced more loss than Jared Fogle, his co-worker at Subway."

The Saints should get the Pepsi machine a jersey & throw him onto the field on 3rd down.

He would definitely break more tackles than Bush.

kastofsna
11-09-2006, 12:28 AM
HYUCK HYUCK hopefully the author of this brilliantly hysterical article will be making rounds at the local Laff Stop. what a genius.

michaelm
11-10-2006, 02:46 AM
Pleasantly surprising is the absence of the Houston Texans in a pretty long list of NFL 1st half negatives.