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Proteus
09-24-2006, 05:38 PM
Whats going on here??? Last season, I verbally abused the Texans on this messageboard hopeing that they would get their heads out of their butts. This season, I have been quitely watching, waiting on my team to ... again ... get their heads out of their butts! With no success in sight, here I go again:
What a WASTE of a draft pick! Sometimes I even forget Williams is on the field. He has done nothing, produced nothing, defended nothing, and is nothing. This will go down in the record books as one of the worst picks of all time... anyone know what Ryan Leif is doing this season?
Carr, what a wreak! He's damaged goods and no longer capable of living up to his 'potential'. One too many cracks to the head would destroy anybody, and I give him credit for not playing in a wheelchair. But, I'm sure his brain is just mashed potatos he and needs to step down. Give someone else, who dosn't suffer from shell-shock, a chance. Carr, you've had yours.
Kubiak, the ghost of Capers lives in your house. He follows you to work, and sneeks inside your head when you call a play. It's only been 3 games since you climbed on board, but the 'open-mouth' 'what the heck just happened' 'I'm the ghost of football past' Capers is written on your face. Welcome to Houston.
I could go on and on, but after 5 years of watching the Houston Tragics, I'm finally done. Stick a fork in me mom, I'm cooked.
~Proteus

Proteus
09-24-2006, 05:54 PM
Note to self:
Wash thouroghly after watching a Texan game.
~Proteus

Grid
09-24-2006, 05:55 PM
While I can understand your frustration.. as one of the thousands of folks here that feel the same way but ARENT the quitting type.. let me be the first to say adios.

texflex513
09-24-2006, 05:59 PM
Whats going on here??? Last season, I verbally abused the Texans on this messageboard hopeing that they would get their heads out of their butts. This season, I have been quitely watching, waiting on my team to ... again ... get their heads out of their butts! With no success in sight, here I go again:
What a WASTE of a draft pick! Sometimes I even forget Williams is on the field. He has done nothing, produced nothing, defended nothing, and is nothing. This will go down in the record books as one of the worst picks of all time... anyone know what Ryan Leif is doing this season?
Carr, what a wreak! He's damaged goods and no longer capable of living up to his 'potential'. One too many cracks to the head would destroy anybody, and I give him credit for not playing in a wheelchair. But, I'm sure his brain is just mashed potatos he and needs to step down. Give someone else, who dosn't suffer from shell-shock, a chance. Carr, you've had yours.
Kubiak, the ghost of Capers lives in your house. He follows you to work, and sneeks inside your head when you call a play. It's only been 3 games since you climbed on board, but the 'open-mouth' 'what the heck just happened' 'I'm the ghost of football past' Capers is written on your face. Welcome to Houston.
I could go on and on, but after 5 years of watching the Houston Tragics, I'm finally done. Stick a fork in me mom, I'm cooked.
~Proteus
easy buddy take a breather lol...

Proteus
09-24-2006, 05:59 PM
While I can understand your frustration.. as one of the thousands of folks here that feel the same way but ARENT the quitting type.. let me be the first to say adios.

Is it called quiting when you run away from someone who wants to beat the crap out you? The Texans are beating the living fan out of me. Maybe I just need a break from all the abuse
~Proteus

Proteus
09-24-2006, 06:02 PM
easy buddy take a breather lol...

Take a breather, then a Vicoden, a nap and a smoke. Hopefully I'll breath my last breath, get hooked on Vicoden, sleep and never wake up, and smoke my lungs black. Then I'll come back and see that the Texans still suck. It's a vicious cycle.
~Proteus

Grid
09-24-2006, 06:19 PM
Is it called quiting when you run away from someone who wants to beat the crap out you? The Texans are beating the living fan out of me. Maybe I just need a break from all the abuse
~Proteus

Sounds like you were born to be a bandwagon fan.

To help speed along your departure..here is a list of teams you may be interested in latching on to for the next few seasons.

Colts
Chargers
Bengals
Seahawks


If you are looking for something a bit less shameful, here are teams that are on the verge of taking the next step.. so that you can pretend as though you arent a bandwagon fan because you were there "before they were competitive"

Bills
Bears
Ravens
Cardinals


If this is not enough to get you off our board, send me a PM and I will find you a forum for the team of your choice so that you can more easily make the transition to your next temporary home.

Proteus
09-24-2006, 06:23 PM
My home is here, it's just too bad it's a broken home.
~Proteus

Dr2bKay
09-24-2006, 06:28 PM
Sounds like you were born to be a bandwagon fan.

To help speed along your departure..here is a list of teams you may be interested in latching on to for the next few seasons.

Colts
Chargers
Bengals
Seahawks


If you are looking for something a bit less shameful, here are teams that are on the verge of taking the next step.. so that you can pretend as though you arent a bandwagon fan because you were there "before they were competitive"

Bills
Bears
Ravens
Cardinals


If this is not enough to get you off our board, send me a PM and I will find you a forum for the team of your choice so that you can more easily make the transition to your next temporary home.

Preach!!! I do hope that he takes heed of your message....If you are not a REAL fan...find another board to troll...

Proteus
09-24-2006, 06:30 PM
Preach!!! I do hope that he takes heed of your message....If you are not a REAL fan...find another board to troll...
You can preach a lie, but for once I want someone to preach the truth. Are any of you watching the same games I am???
~Proteus

Grid
09-24-2006, 06:31 PM
yah.. and everyone feels let down.. just we arent giving up on our team or leaving because of it.

Course..you arent leaving either..despite your announcement that you are no longer a fan.

Dr2bKay
09-24-2006, 06:33 PM
You can preach a lie, but for once I want someone to preach the truth. Are any of you watching the same games I am???
~Proteus

I am at the games actually...

The point is...if you hate the team or dislike them...why waste your energy and time coming on this mb worrying about my Texans....go and support your team...whoever they may be for the moment...

I'm just saying...:fans:

Proteus
09-24-2006, 06:34 PM
yah.. and everyone feels let down.. just we arent giving up on our team or leaving because of it.

Course..you arent leaving either..despite your announcement that you are no longer a fan.

Very true, it's hard to leave something you've tried hard to stay with for 5 years.
~Proteus

ComstockLode
09-24-2006, 06:35 PM
Sounds like you were born to be a bandwagon fan.

To help speed along your departure..here is a list of teams you may be interested in latching on to for the next few seasons.

Colts
Chargers
Bengals
Seahawks


If you are looking for something a bit less shameful, here are teams that are on the verge of taking the next step.. so that you can pretend as though you arent a bandwagon fan because you were there "before they were competitive"

Bills
Bears
Ravens
Cardinals


If this is not enough to get you off our board, send me a PM and I will find you a forum for the team of your choice so that you can more easily make the transition to your next temporary home.

What's funny is: That you would have put the texans in that second column you created at the beginning of the season. He may be a bandwagoner, but at least he isnt foolish.

Grid
09-24-2006, 06:39 PM
im not sure I followed your point there Comstock.

ComstockLode
09-24-2006, 06:48 PM
im not sure I followed your point there Comstock.

Before the season you thought the texans were a team that would take the next step.

Doug
09-24-2006, 09:42 PM
What's funny is: That you would have put the texans in that second column you created at the beginning of the season. He may be a bandwagoner, but at least he isnt foolish.

The guy has posted in two threads that I'm aware of that he's leaving and giving up on the Texans yet is still here and posting about the Texans. Please give me your definition of foolish.