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highroller28
09-17-2006, 03:32 PM
First one I've seen so far:

1. Our first two games are against Super Bowl calibur teams. What do you expect?

In the immortal words of Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

PapaL
09-17-2006, 03:33 PM
How about - they're just better than us. Wait, thats not an excuse - its the truth.

TFL
09-17-2006, 03:36 PM
How about putting yourself in a huge hole in the 1st QTR. of the game

GoTexans
09-17-2006, 03:41 PM
Not having a secondary that can defend Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Brandon Stockley.

That and careless turnovers.

Offense is clicking though.

texflex513
09-17-2006, 03:43 PM
How about this one......Its only the 2nd game of the 1st year of our new head coach who has to undo 4 years of horrible coaching and waisted draft picks. Patience.... The hard reality of it is we have to crawl before we can walk..AAAAAALLLLLLLLLL over again.

Texans Horror
09-17-2006, 03:44 PM
Not having a secondary that can defend Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Brandon Stockley.

That and careless turnovers.

Offense is clicking though.

Clicking like a horse with bad hooves. Can't walk, can't run, and just bites at the farrier.

gtexan02
09-21-2006, 01:39 PM
The goal of this thread is to come up with a list of potential excuses for every position on our football team's poor play. I'll start, you guys fill in the rest:

1. Carr would be an awesome QB if he had a decent OL

jdog
09-21-2006, 01:43 PM
The fans would be good if the team was good.

LORK 88
09-21-2006, 01:43 PM
can we just cut the other 10 ideas that could be linked to #1 and just say "our team would win if we had a decent OL"?

real
09-21-2006, 01:44 PM
Our secondary would be good if our D-line was better...

HOU-TEX
09-21-2006, 01:46 PM
Our O-line would be better if Casserly would've drafted better.:brickwall

santo
09-21-2006, 01:46 PM
The Texans would have won 2 games by now if it wasn't for the schedule.


:yawn:

HJam72
09-21-2006, 01:46 PM
Well, I would last longer if....oh. Uh....we'd get more sacks if the opposing QB wasn't so good. :ok:

BlueThunder
09-21-2006, 02:03 PM
THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD TO FIELD AN NFL SECONDARY THIS YEAR SINCE WE CHANGED COACHES:whip:

powerfuldragon
09-21-2006, 02:05 PM
We sent Aaron Glenn to the Cowboys.

cap1
09-21-2006, 02:08 PM
Our secondary would be good if our D-line was better...

How about this. our secondary would be good if our O-line was better and didn't keep the Defense on the field so much. :tease:

BlueThunder
09-21-2006, 02:11 PM
We thought since Kubiak gave everyone a clean slat we had another 4 years to experiment:homer:

mexican_texan
09-21-2006, 02:11 PM
Toro ate the gameplan

HJam72
09-21-2006, 02:24 PM
I kicker would do much better if they would just move the goal posts over some.

Mr. White
09-21-2006, 02:26 PM
Dom Capers. 'nuff said

SheTexan
09-21-2006, 02:45 PM
We would do better if the bagheads would stay at home and give their tickets to someone who would help the fans blow the roof off Reliant!!

jdog
09-21-2006, 02:48 PM
The offensive linemen would play well, but we need their poor performance as an excuse for losing games.

Mr. White
09-21-2006, 02:50 PM
It was garbage time.

NATHANHALE
09-22-2006, 01:47 AM
Toro ate the gameplan

We had a game plan?

NATHANHALE
09-22-2006, 01:50 AM
"Offense is clicking though."



Ok, but Kubiak says 'clicking' for 1 qtr per game is not good enough--geez, go figure--what does he expect? We're brand new--give us a few years!!
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HomeBred_Texan
09-22-2006, 07:12 AM
We would win more games if we didn't lose so much...

underdog65
09-22-2006, 07:42 AM
We would be 2-0 if not for the two losses.

Heywood
09-22-2006, 07:45 AM
We would be 2-0 if not for the two losses.

excellent post, even better avatar

TheOgre
09-22-2006, 07:48 AM
We have a bad O-line, secondary, rushing attack, run defense, and pass-rush, but other than that we are okay.

Kaiser Toro
09-22-2006, 08:18 AM
Fan excuses and the team's excuses are mutually exclusive of one another. Fans measure production via game to game. Coaches measure play to play seven days a week.

Ridiculous fan excuse #1 - the coaches don't know what they are doing.

Coach excuse #1 - our fans don't know what they are saying, but hey, they are fans and they are supposed to be fanantic.

highroller28
09-22-2006, 10:11 AM
It was Mario's first time to play DE the whole game.

Mario would've had 3 sacks if he had his blankie and teddy bear last night. He was tired.

Kaiser Toro
09-22-2006, 10:26 AM
It was Mario's first time to play DE the whole game.

Mario would've had 3 sacks if he had his blankie and teddy bear last night. He was tired.

You quack, therefore you are.

Texans Horror
09-22-2006, 10:27 AM
No excuses. This team lost 3 games last year by a total of seven points. They lost to Jacksonville (on the road) and to St. Louis by a touchdown. Since then, the defense has shifted to a much better scheme, the TEs and WRs have been upgraded, Carr is showing flashes of improvement, and a new line scheme has been set in place. Frankly, IMO, any loss is inexcusable, especially to an NFC team. The Texans have talent and coaching ability out the wazoo - if they can just get over themselves, they would win.

:rant:

highroller28
09-22-2006, 03:04 PM
We're still better than the Redskins and the Dolphins, so by week 4 we'll be 2-2.

LOL at any flake that thinks the Texans are better than any team who happens to have the same record.